₦airaland Forum

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Who is the last hero that used that toilet?

Some poor bloke may end up giving her cunnilingus.

SMH.
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PRESENTATION:
Dude be ignorant and saying trash most elderly people have tattoos, my grandma had one and she was responsible and neither a cultist.

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The police are not looking for elderly people. They know who they are profiling. A contemporary Nigerian youth has no good explanation for marking his/her body with tattoos. More often than not, the bearer is a criminal.

I stand with NPF on this one.

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From the dreaded Yakuza in Japan, Triad in China, Cosa Nostra in Italy, Crips and Blood of Los Angeles, Mexican MS-13 and other notable criminal organizations in the world, tattoos feature prominently in their identification.

Police works involve profiling criminals. They are not magicians. The word is out that the police is out for those with tattoos and dreads. You can be smart and dress responsibly or listen to wailers online and end up 6ft under. You may not be a criminal but you have chosen to dress and appear as one. Like they say, impression matters. The only thing we can do for you then is tweet #EndSARS for about three days and life goes on. The choice is yours.

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A hungry man is an angry man.

By their posts on NL, one can tell.

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Strongbest:
Lols. I hope the younger ones take note.

You may not be too proud of the things you do today by tomorrow. So, be very careful what you do today.

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The riff-raffs (or do I say hood rats) that have them cannot afford to undo the damage. So they spend the rest of their lives defending their insanity when prodded.

If only SARS can focus on hideous tattoos, people will love them.

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1x2x3:
There's more to his death. He was with a friend of mine yesterday and he kept telling the guy he was planning to go to a pastor in Lagos for urgent prayers and today he's gone. Now the mother said they should free the murderer that it was bound to happen.

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Right hand tattoo.

The victim is one of them....met his waterloo

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lwise:
I always have this unpleasant experience anytime I switch on my AC (Hyundai Accent 2008).At times in traffic the car stops completely,I have to switch OFF the car then ON it back.

Can anyone help with the possible solution.

Thanks

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Did you check the ignition coils?

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lawaljuliuss:
she has freedom of choice... let's stop deciding for people what they can do with their data

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Send a threat to the President with your data. Let's see how the freedom of choice works out. Freedom is a word grossly abused everyday by the same folks who know little or nothing about it.

Freedom of speech is very misleading. When Buhari is giving a speech, you are free to be the lone voice that boo him. After all, na your mouth. That's freedom of speech! But going home peacefully after the act is a whole new chapter that proponents of freedom fail to address.

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The fat one is even putting up a hand signal hoping that members of his ***** will put a call to "oga on top" to save him.

Just watching and learning.

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Good business decision. Poor moral judgment.

Launch more operations. Get more budgetary allocation.
Loot the allocation.

Then send ill-equipped personnel to the war front to die for nothing.

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Resourcesful Americans.

Someone would have made public Shogunle's address and let him feed on the paranoia of being a target.

There are many ways to skin a cat and wailing online is not one of them.

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There is nothing wrong with your wife. There a lot of people like that which I happen to be one of them. We are everywhere but nowhere; visible but invisible. Unless her action towards you is questionable, don't judge the love of your wife by the noise of empty barrels on social media.

Contrary to popular opinion, I respect the lifestyle she chose.

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Mr. Ibu, Nkem Owoh and Peter Edochie are male actors of Eastern extraction. They are beloved by their people but that didn't prevent kidnappers from taking them hostage. Zuby better have good security arrangement because someone within his circle will be the one to betray him.

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Gracealone:
Americans and their media have since been looking for ways to paint Ethiopian Airlines and their personnel as negligent and untrained in order to absolve Boeing of any blame.

This is ridiculous.

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Not necessarily.
Preliminary investigation showed that the problem was faulty sensors triggering the MCAS. The result would be pilots fighting with computers. MCAS triggers nose down while the pilots fight to bring the nose up. Man vs machine--who wins? The results are there. That's why Boeing came out with software patches to fix the bug. But trust American spin doctors, they will find a way to railroad the argument to pilots' fault. But the truth is very vivid to all discerning minds.

Fix or no fix, I ain't going anywhere near the 737 Max series. Remarkably, I am not alone in this position.

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Religion!!!

Shouldn't the angels be the ones guiding the Pope?

Or is he not in direct contact with God as claimed? When a man of God has more confidence in the security provided by men, someone is lying.

Bulletproof vehicle? Something is amiss somewhere and I know what. Religion is a scam.

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Saraki may be out of the Senate but he is not out of power. That is the reality the masses do not want to face.
Nigerian politics is like a cult. You may mock him on Monday and by Tuesday he is back in APC. Then...what sayeth thou?

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What a colossal waste of time and resources?

EFCC is useless and cannot bite any of them.

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Some haters think that Innoson drove up to the banks to seal the premises. There are enforcers whose jobs require them to do that.

Can you imagine if GTB had sealed Innoson companies? Some people would have jubilated and celebrated Christmas in March. Who knows? The hatred in your heart may be why you remain a loser.

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The maid fixing madam?

A picture is worth more than a thousand words.


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I love Nigeria.

First, they let suspects get out of Nigeria.

Then they go to the media to do gragra for arrest.

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It is not a CHICKEN CHANGE until paid.

Perhaps GTB should engage the services of EFCC again to do their dirty jobs. The suckers on NL who rejoiced at the travails of Innoson when EFCC invaded his premises have all gone mute. A hateful heart is worse than CKD 4.

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Ugosample:
there are credit limits for INDIVIDUAL clients

that 120m is accumulation of several clients


You will not understand

The business is somehow

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The essence of business is to make profit.

There is no justification for a business model that returns loss year after year. If you look deeper, he is one of those people that went into the business bc someone informed him that it is profitable. Do you see how just about everyone is building hotels? Three years down the line, it goes belly up.

Failure is an orphan.

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Ugosample:
you guys are just talking anyhow and don't know how club business works

Nigerians and their twisted mentality


Business runs on credit, especially club business

I know how it works cos I have a tight Gee in the business


I won't bother educating many of you here.......

But the truth is that this is NOT entirely his fault, his fault is minimal here

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You know. He knows.

Even banks have credit limits. But not this loser.

Who is bankrupt now?

He is a fo.ol. He should go get a job. He is not qualified to manage a buka.

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The dude ran his business down and still cannot accept that he is a failure.

Who runs a business like that especially in a country like Nigeria?
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Deji63:
Who is fooling who? PhD in Nigeria is bagged by the illiterate who can't even construct a sentence in English. It's all about wearing gown& title and answering doctor that their levels of intellect don't match. Her caption says it all "first stand up comedian to bag a phd' That is all Helen Paul couldn't wait to say. PhD my foot .Nigeria is a mess even a danfo driver will bag a PhD if he greases the right palms.

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Don't forget.

Our education is only for the title just like a chieftaincy title.

Nothing more. Nothing less.

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Where can I get 255/40R19 and 245/45R19 in Lagos?

Anyone in Ladipo here?
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GAZZUZZ, et al

AbelAbdul:
Hello house, goodmorning.

Please between Toyota Sienna 2002 and Honda Odyssey 2006 which one is best for interstate transport business and why?


Urgent answers needed as I intend buying either of the cars this evening.

Thanks for your input.

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Honda Odyssey is plagued by transmission problems.
Honda is aware of it. Save yourself the headache and go for Sienna.

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Too high.

Unrealistic.


Ghana 8.9%
Egypt 9%
Rwanda 9%
Uganda 9%

South Africa 8.78%

Nigeria 13.5%
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Yuceeluv:
Daddy freeze, what has all your previous rants changed?
Rest naaaaa. Kai!

Only God knows if you truly care about the "poor people" or you are just ENVIOUS of the man.

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In Christianity, is wealth the prime measure of God's love?


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It is because religion is all about money. Then add ego to it, all hell broke lose. Government collects taxes officially. Religion collects tithes unofficially. It is a matter of semantics.

England didn't want to send all their tithes to Rome especially knowing that there was nothing special about the man sitting up there. They found reasons to break off. Eg. I don't think Adeboye/Oyedepo would want to send all his funds to another man in England. That will be "monkey dey work, baboon dey chop". He formed his group and kept all the money received.

Religion is a pyramid scheme. Parishes collect money and send to the diocese. Those dioceses collect and remit back to Rome or England where the Pope or Archbishop of Canterbury invests in stock markets, etc to make life easy for the people at the top. The few smart Christians saw the light and started opening their churches to cash in on the gullibility of the masses. Church is a gift that keeps giving. As a pastor, you are off the grid. With some flowery statements, one can sit back and let the congregation take care of the pastor and the family expenses for the rest of their lives. Why wouldn't anyone want to go into this business? Nigerians saw the endless opportunities and every building or shack became a church.

It is all about money. But you are at liberty to believe what you want.

hisexcellency34:
Asiwaju Bola Tinubu is eyeing 2023 Presidency. His protege, Vice- President Yemi Osinbajo is also aiming to succeed his principal, President Muhammadu Buhari.

Buhari is more disposed to handing over to Osinbajo than Tinubu. If Tinubu thinks Osinbajo will just forgo his ambition for him, he is living in dream land. I hope this won't cause kasala between the two

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None of them will smell that seat. As 2023 draws nigh, interests will shift and alliances will be made with strange bedfellows.

Treachery is ingrained in Nigerian politics.

They have both been used and waiting to be dumped.

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