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Wow!

The NEXT LEVEL arrived very early.

Let's sit back and enjoy the ride.


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I bet if you live in Utah, you may do the same.

Imagine living in Angwan Rogo. How much more boring can such life get?

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Happy marital life rarely exists.

Manage your home as you see it.

You went into 21st century marriage with a 20th century mindset.

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Buhari won the election. By rigging or not, who cares? He won!

How will his winning make your life better? Will you be having breakfast in Aso Rock today? What changed from last week to this week in your fortune? I bet it is nothing. Whether you supported APC, PDP or the other mushroom parties, one thing is certain-- the grind continues. Some of you that are ok will still be ok while those whose life sucked will continue to hope and pray.

Of course neither Buhari nor Atiku will call your personal line. Move on!
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Printerscanner:
A school drop out like our own Ademola-Dancer a.k.a. F9 Parallel? What will he say when people like Ikeremadu who is an Associate Professor of Law is talking or Professor (Senator) Julius of Edo state is talking? Did you ever heard Davido's uncle Mr Ade-Dancer a.k.a. F9 Parallel talk throughout the stay of the illitrate miscreant in the House? Ifeanyi Uba may be a doer, an action man that gets things done. But the National Assembly is for Talkers and Orators with high Manipulation and Carriage. You just lost your voice at the Senate.

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Obiahiagbon and Dino were rabble-rousers in the HOR and Senate respectively. What did they achieve? It is all about making deals and compromises in the Legislative chambers and not about gift of the gab.

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That's the man the ever loquacious Fr. Mbaka said is the new mesaiah.


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OPC will do this...OPC will do that.

Lesson learned: They bleed and die too.

They can go and bury their leader. I bet you he can't say sh!t

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LiveByNight:
Nigeria might spiral into a civil war

Tinubu is really over reaching with these things he paid

People will get angry and act in this barbaric way then the thugs will retaliate and the people will in turn retaliate
This is how civil war starts

What a shame of a party APC is

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The only thug you should be afraid of is the one that doesn't bleed or die. Otherwise, they are humans and can be dealt with accordingly.

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DammyGbade:
I won't mention any candidate or be partisan here but
I will vote for someone that will *B*-ring *U*-ltimate *H*-appiness *A*-nd *R*-estore *I*-ntegrity in the country.
Any *P-ATIKU-LAR* Candidate Whose intention is to loot and cause *Obi* To Our Treasury Will not succeed. #copied

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You are still using "will" after 4 years?



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I guess there is no functional "Maina" in Enugu state.

Why do people rejoice when they are paid their money be it salaries, pensions or gratuities? Do they think it is a gift?

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SarkinYarki:
A country can only develop into the visions of its leaders , when you have a poor leader like Buhari so only thinks of cows and bloodshed can only bring hardship and death to his people

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A governor pays a contractor to build a pedestrian overpass and you people praise him to the high heaven.

There need to be a complete genetic analysis of Nigerians because I believe that they don't belong to the homo sapiens.

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What do you know about Christianity?

Your parents indoctrinated you. The pastors fed you with the word. You take it as the absolute truth based on your convictions to the point that you believe that other religions are fake.

God is the ultimate. Religion is only a vehicle. Keep deluding yourselves in believing that your belief is better than others.

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He bought a brand new Bentley.

Hush bought a cheaper, used Bentley.

Yet Hush's Bentley has fog lamps.

Hush wins.

/* That's how you [if you are a troll ] break the heart of morons like Mompha who likes to show off*/

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FastShipping:
Something just not right with Nigeria. What did I just see?

This country has been in decline for decades unabated. Who did we offend oh Lord? See people's children sleeping in filth.

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Nothing is wrong with Nigeria.

4 years of Buhari and people are still rushing out in millions to shout "4+4, Sai Buhari and the Next Level". Who do you blame?

A loss for Buhari is good for democracy. It will empower Nigerians to vote out any mediocre in office just like they did to the grossly incompetent Jonathan.
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Atiku has become the victim.

Buhari's team shot themselves on the foot.

Sadly, anything short of Buhari losing the election will be totally rejected at home and by the international community.

Keep watching and learn the art of making of a tyrant--an art professionally mastered by Africans.

Wait a minute! I didn't hear any chant of "Sai Baba" by the same incurable morons.
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Buhari continues to show gross incompetence both in appointments and administration.

But Nigerians yearn for the Next Level. Next Level of what exactly?

What irritates me is the audacity to feel disappointed as if they expected anything progressive from mallam Buhari.

The wailing haven't even started. Don't forget that Buhari is practically and figuratively deaf.

Like Suleiman succinctly put it, "INEC doesn't count prayer points"

Good luck fellas!
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I can't wait for the NEXT LEVEL.

All of you are in this mess together.



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daddytime:
These are the best achievements their moronic black asses can show off to the world, whereas you can't confidently trust them to successfully create a buffing cream that'd not erode the beautiful body paint on the car.

Our case as blacks is indeed a different and a special one.

Classless apes...

Apologies to the original and reasonable ape families out there...I'm sorry for comparing these asswipes to you intelligent lots...

Tueeehhhh

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Who is worse?

Paul Biya or people like the moronic OP that worship him.

There is no incentives to be fair when it seems that the harder you punish your citizens, the more they "hail" you.

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XaintJoel20:
Nairalanders please help a brother to avoid future regret..

I met my current girlfriend in one of the states in the western part of Nigeria during NYSC and we were very close though we had nothing intimate between us.
After youth service we kept in touch and one thing led to another and we started a relationship, after I discovered that she was a rare breed.

She is every man's dream woman as she is supportive, understanding, loving, has foresight and very industrous and investment crazy.

The problem is that I am not emotionally attached to her. I don't want to marry her out of pity and have reasons to still being running after ladies outside,an act which will definitely bring regret and maybe shatter my dream of a blissful home.

I was thinking maybe, just maybe if we tie the knot I may come to love and b emotionally attached to her.

Please friends in the house I am in a dilemma...

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Everything is not a problem.

Find your emotion and attach it to her or let her go.

What is the problem here?

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ckenneths:


I owe Ike Ekweremadu one, He did the impossible, building a brand new road to my community. I told him personally that I will pay him back by campaigning for him and this is just one of the ways I can keep my promise. Nomeh Unateze is getting a brand new road, courtesy of Ike Ekweremadu.

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Impressive!

One good turn deserves another.

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ckenneths:
Flavour nabania got the whole crowd dancing wildly

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So you left your sites to go and dance "kirikata" and "shake e ukwu" in Awgu?

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Ray97:
lol. kwankwasiya.. what does pdp have to say about this now

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They are showing evidence to those who continue to intimidate and threaten others with body bags that when push comes to shove, nobody has monopoly of violence.

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It makes no difference.

They may cross over to APC after their elections


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Ambode and Okorocha are just learners.

Amosun has shown what it means to have balls to fight back.

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GoldChest:
I thought the drug Barron is the Jagaban of south west

Why did he run through the back door?

He should have stayed back and get lynched


Lalasticlala

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He is only as Jagaban as the morons allow him.

If the crowd had gone for the stage, there are not enough security personnel in the whole country to stop them.

It is just that the masses do not know the level of power they possess.

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Nemo dat quod non habet == No one gives what he has not.

You cannot extract milk out of a tulip.

Aso Rock shouldn't be a retirement home.

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1StopRudeness:
You are funny....the government can't force a parent on how to raise their child unless the child is being abused under the US law....and sending a daughter to her family in Nigeria for reasons best known to the parent isn't abuse.....
Clearly she's still a minor(under 17)....if she forces her way back to the US...na foster care be her destination....that's way worse...

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I already told you what will happen. What happens after that and where she ends up is their problem.

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GAZZUZZ

Any good, knowledgeable and reliable Jaguar mechanic in Lagos?

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She just need to make one SOS phone call to the US Embassy and she will be back in US.

Waste of time.

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CreepyBlackpool:
When the white men invaded our lands, they destroyed our shrines and killed our priests. Because nothing happened to them, it was seen as superiority of their god over those of our ancestors and thus, our ancestors deserted their gods and worshipped the god of the white men.


The destruction of churches and killing of men of God by muslims should also be seen as superiority of Allah over Jehovah.
So every christian should abandon christianity and join Islam

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Only a few folks would understand the magnitude of what you just said.

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It is called capital flight not money-laundering.

In an uncertain business environment, businesses secure and minimize their exposure. The constant beating of drums of war during election years in Nigeria does not bode well for the economy. Some speculators are moving funds away with the expectation that naira will fall with the re-election of Buhari. Some are voting with their PVC while others are playing the votes with their funds. Folks are flying their families out as well.

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Passion2009:
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Total nonsense.

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