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Who said this?

Sober Obiano or inebriated Obiano?

Clarification necessary

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mubbyzhe:
Lol. Sometimes I wonder how humans valued entertainment more than most jobs

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How much do you generate for your company in a year?

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Nigeria is grossly overpopulated.

Another 4 years of Buhari wouldn't be a bad idea after all.

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The guy is a slowpoke.

No malnourished man should be seen on a date dressed and unkept like that. He is throwing out his titles (ICT lawyer? Social media influencer?) as if such nonsense appendages will negate the fact that he is a goat. It is called "bathroom" slippers for a reason. The ladies should have abandoned him there.

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I believe that Atiku's case in US is complicated. US does not need a visit by Atiku to get him arrested if he is needed. The InterPol is there for a reason. I believe that Nigeria has extradition treaty with US. United States would have initiated an extradition process against Atiku at the very least and have him fight for his freedom like Kashamu. I think there is too much background hand dealing going on. I don't trust Atiku. Buhari is not competent for the job. Therefore, I have already admitted that Nigeria will never be redeemed in my lifetime.

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Mylove55:
because the system is not working or is slow, it will take 5yrs to persecute thief atiku with all the money he has stolen from you and i, he will fight hard, even small thief saraki fought hard for 3yrs.

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You cannot fight hard evidence and win. The problem is that there is no political will to prosecute. And the prosecutors are either grossly incompetent or rely more on bribes for sustenance. Buhari and co-conspirators know why they hire only puppets to run the show.

If you notice how the FBI is making hardcore Trump men squeal because of available evidence against them. Financial crime is the easiest to prosecute. All they need is follow the money trail. In Nigeria, they can even get Atiku and others via tax evasion. But political godfathers, men of god, traditional rulers and other people of influence will step in and intercede on their behalf.

The system is frustrating the fight against corruption. Right? How has the system frustrated his continued incarceration of Dasuki and El Zakzaky? For some reason he found the political and religious will to detain both of them respectively.
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Spyder880:

Finally...

I have been waiting for this moment.

Kudos.

You will hear from me soon.

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In other words, they have all these information about Atiku and still cannot prosecute him. Is Buhari the C-i-C or just a regular whistleblower? When the Presidency sounds helpless, what would ordinary citizens do? Chase down Atiku?

Nigerians are daft. Nigerian press is the worst.
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This is one of the reasons some people don't believe in heaven and hell.

Because if they truly exist, there is no reason Angel Gabriel would not have blown the damn trumpet.

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ruffp:
Same way u celebrate your yahoo boys and the likes of ajudua.
You guys are simply impossible.

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Sarcasm is what an ignoramus like you will never understand.

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They must be reading Invertedhammer on nairaland.

Smart move.

Majority are SE/SS/SW men.

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Nigerians will never celebrate their own.

They watched "Can Me If You Can".
They join "Ponzi" schemes. They lauded Mavrodi (MMM) for his ingenuity. Yet they castigate Uchemba-- a folktale warrior in his own way. It takes a lot to fool so many people at the same time.

If Satan starts a charity organization in Nigeria, build roads and give scholarships, Nigerians will give him a national award and make him a saint. To them, the end ALWAYS justifies the means.

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basilo101:
I just pity buhari if he ever show up for the scheduled debate

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The debate is not about issues but appeal to the electorates. Almajiris have never left their enclaves in the numerous Angwans in the North. Ravaged by poverty, they don't understand prosperity even if you shove it in their face.

Hausa/Fulani do not vote moderates. All Buhari has to do is shout "Allah Akbar" and he will secure 10-12 million votes from the North.
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Saraki is a coward.

All he had to do was reach over and remove Jubril's cap.

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Instead of going back home to join your family, you decided to enlist and got sent on a suicide mission. This is not heroic; it is idiotic.

You may not be lucky next time. Let Buhari people go fight their people. Islam is no longer the binding force. So if they choose to be lenient to Boko, Boko boys will slaughter them.

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Sai Baba till 2023!

Nigeria is overpopulated.

They (especially herdsmen) are just waiting for the results of 2019 election.

How quickly Nigerians forget. Some things cannot be wished away.

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Omudia11:
Do you really want us to compare the intentions of Christians with that of atheists?

Besides why are you still tagging Mark Zuckerberg as an atheist when he has openly said he isn't and even said he was raised Jewish. What is your problem?

Bill Gates that goes to church with his wife and kids is an atheist?

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Mark Zuckerberg: I guess you have difficulty understanding "an atheist until recently"

Bill Gates: I won't waste time explaining "fence-sitter" to a product of mediocre education as obtainable in Nigeria.

Knock yourself out!

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Nigerians and ignorance are like 5 & 6.

Atiku doesn't need to go all the way to USA to prove his innocence.

It is a waste of money.

All he has to do is step into US Embassy in Abuja. If he is not detained, then he is cleared.

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How much tax?

If they pay N50k per yatch or private jet, it is still a tax.

I feel sorry for the poor folks licking their lips out of envy.

Taxation system in Nigeria is a joke. There is a reason why she chose not to be specific.

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BOOMnaija:
Simple.

It only shows how confused they are.

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Christians are the most confused set of human beings.
They pray to God/Christ for life but at the end of it all, for everyday living they depend on:

Nairaland developed by Seun (an atheist)

Facebook and Instagram developed or owned by Mark Zuckerberg (an atheist until recently)

iPhone, iPad, MacBook developed by Steve Jobs (an atheist)

Windows developed by Bill Gates ( a fence-sitter)

Fashion designed by gays (Marc Jacob, Versace, Michael Kors, YSL, Tom Ford, Alexander McQueen (Givenchy), Valentino, etc)

Why not boycott these items/products made or developed by the folks that Christians and other religious nutjobs love to hate?

I guess the true belief in God/Christ is only when convenient.

Tell me who are more confused.

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Nigeria is so bad that if John Gotti or Tony Spilotro builds a church, the priests will give their blessings and open it with a fanfare.

Some say they see Nigerians going to churches on Sundays. No! What I see are the devils going for a social gathering.

Rule of Thumb is when a Nigerian starts talking about God, Jesus, church; hold your wallet well.
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If the FRSC Marshall didn't restrain himself and had beaten the slowpoke black and blue, she will show up online crying as an innocent victim of brutality by an "overzealous" law enforcement agent.

Kudos to the marshal for neglecting the imb.ecile. Next time she may be settled by a trigger-happy policeman if she continues in this path of shame.

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Interesting15:
Every year, the 25th day of the month of December will continue to be a significant day. It is the celebration of the most popular holiday on earth - Christmas. It is the birth of Jesus Christ.

And so, everywhere in the world, Christmas is being celebrated. But unfortunately, many that celebrates Christmas don't even know the major reason Jesus Christ came to the earth in the first place. Sure, if indeed they have an appropriate knowledge, they won't go ahead celebrating Christmas in ways that gets God displeased (alcoholism, fornication, etc)

Why did Jesus choose to come?

God originally created the earth to be an extension of Heaven, and He made humans to be perfect creatures to take care of everything He made. He desire (and enjoys) an intimate relationship with humans.

But after our first parents (Adam and Eve) committed the sin of disobedience in the Garden of Eden, the relationship between God and humans got destroyed, and the once-perfect humans became imperfect creatures.

And that's how sin begin to reign in humans, and the fate of humans became damnation. In successive generations, humans couldn''t help but to commit sin and go contrary to the will of God.

Until God decided to send His Only Begotten Son Jesus Christ to come and offer His Own Life to redeem humans back to Himself. He suffered and died on the cross of Calvary to get us back into the will of God.

So, in summary, Jesus came to the earth to redeem us back to God, to make us holy, perfect and acceptable to God.

The method is simple: Accept Him (Jesus) as Lord and Savior of your life, and you will be saved.

Jesus Christ is the Reason for the season. It is absurd to celebrate Christmas without making Him Lord of your life. It is absurd to celebrate Christmas in ways contrary to the will of Jesus Christ the Celebrant Himself.

Do the right thing today. God bless you.

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Did Jesus tell you this?

Or you are making things up as you go.



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Nigerians act like little kids.

They thought herdsmen magically disappeared forgetting that ranches in various states are in the pipeline.

Let Buhari win the second term. With no other campaign to look forward to, herdsmen will be unleashed again to blow Nigerians into Oblivion. Like I always say, watching Nigerians ( especially the ones who claim to be educated, exposed and informed) dig their own graves excites me. It will be a case of "I told you so".

Crude oil hovering around $53/barrel. Yet no one seems concerned about diversification considering that the budget is pegged at $60/barrel. 4+4 is the cliche. The signs of extreme hardship are there but folks want to concentrate on inconsequential issues.

Wetin concern me sef! I don pass the bridge. If e want collapse, make e do. Na here I go tanda dey look una laughing my behind off when e set. Oga Buhari go just dey Aso with im people chilling.

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I concur.

... especially if you are ranking from the bottom.

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PDPGuy:
Afolabi isn’t going about the venture alone, he has some experienced hands from American Airlines, and a financial firm backing him.

Moreover, the article states that GAA has 50 firm orders and 50 optional orders. So, GAA may decide to forego the 50 optional orders until they become a much bigger player in the African aviation market.
Besides, GAA only needs to make a deposit, not the full payment, in order to receive the new planes.

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There is no such thing as experienced hands in this kind of deal. Experienced hands are in management not funding. Funding is either by banks or "invisible/invicible" hands. Someone being the President/CEO of a corporation does not mean the person owns the majority shares. On paper yes. It usually takes an indictment for real owners to show. But then we are at liberty to believe what we want. That's the beauty of it.

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Kudos to the military!

Everyone must enjoy this CHANGE.

It doesn't end with shouting "Sai Baba!"

I can't wait for the herdsmen to come back after the election.

Omenkalives thought he was free when he cheered Buhari during the Python dance until they turned his home state (Benue) into Armageddon. Such is life.

PMB till 2023!!!


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Atiku is beginning to remind me of Hillary Clinton.

Someone who has the best opportunity and support but will singlehandedly blow it by pursuing trivialities.

His team should be hitting Buhari back to back with list of failed promises, health issues, ASUU/ASUP strikes, minimum wage saga, Boko Haram, herdsmen, etc to the point that it will irritate them. Like fighters, once APC propaganda machine gets irritated, they will lose focus.

APC feeds off of propaganda. What defeats propaganda? Facts! Unbelievable. SMH. PDP election coordinators are morons.

Talking about economy is all well and dandy. One person, one vote. They need to appeal to the artisans, illiterates and victims of Boko menace as well. I dare say that in times of challenges at the poll, an almajiri or a thug/tout is more likely to vote than the fellas in air-conditioned cars. PDP must reach out if they are serious. Atiku is not very visible at all.

I believe that Atiku is comfortable in his position. Whichever way the pendulum swings, the Presidency belongs to the Fulanis. It trumps everything else as Fulanis' interests in Nigeria supercede other considerations. When push comes to shove, he can easily run back to APC and his brothers will gladly welcome him with open arms.

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doubletony:
people’s kitchen, This is because its a fast, cheap and easy to cook food for the man on the go but it is important to note that this food can kill faster than known poison. Here is 10 Reasons Why You Should Stop Eating Instant Noodles


1. Nutrient Absorption : Noodles inhibit the absorption of nutrients for the children under 5.

2. Cancer : The ingredient in the instant noodles called “Styrofoam’, is a cancer causing agent.

3. Miscarriage : Women who are Eating instant noodles during their pregnancy causes miscarriage, because it affect the development of a foetus.


4. Junk Food : instant noodles are enriched with full of carbohydrates,but no vitamins, fiber and minerals. This makes the instant noodles considered as a junk food.

5. Sodium : Instant noodles are power packed with high amounts of sodium. Excess consumption of sodium leads to heart disease, stroke,
hypertension and kidney damage.

6. MSG : Monosodium Glutamate is used to enhance the flavour of instant noodles. People who are allergic to MSG consume it as part of
their diet, then they end up suffering from headaches, facial flushing, pain, burning sensations.

7. Overweight : Eating Noodles is the leading cause of obesity. Noodles contains fat and large amounts of sodium, which causes water

retention in the body and surely it leads to overweight, and obesity leads to heart problems.
8. Digestion : Instant noodles are bad for digestive system. Regular consumption of instant noodles causes irregular bowl movements
and bloating.

9. Propylene Glycol : The ingredient in the instant noodles called “Propylene Glycol” which has a anti-freeze property. This ingredient is used
because it prevents the noodles from drying by retaining moisture. It weakens the immune system of our body. It is easily absorbed by the
body and it accumulates in the kidneys, heart and liver. It causes abnormalities and damage to thoseareas.

10. Metabolism : Regular consumption of instant noodles affect the body’s metabolism, because of the chemical substances like additives, coloring and preservatives inside the noodles

Source

http://cookfornaija..com

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No brainer!

Every prepackaged food is bad for you.

Cancer, kidney failure, stroke, etc once called oyibo ailments have taken over Nigeria because morons with money believe eating poison and microwaving food put them in a higher social class. Yes. Graveyard class.

The local fruits and vegetables they shy away from are used to extort from oyibo under the guise of "organic food". Give a Nigerian a bottle of honey from Nsukka and a bottle of sniper from London, s/he will drink the sniper because the label says "Made in UK".

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Waste of money.

2 years later, the residual value will be 20%

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