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Celebrities › Re: Jay Z Revealed What He Did When He Realised His Mother Is A Lesbian by InvertedHammer: 9:31pm On Apr 04, 2018
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Not any worse or better because it is coming from Jay-Z.

Nigerians consider networth first before invoking love or hatred.



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Celebrities › Re: Skepta Installed As Chief Amuludun Of Odo-aje In Ogun State (photos/video) by InvertedHammer: 8:33pm On Apr 04, 2018
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They haven't finished dealing with the nuisance from Canada...now they went ahead and installed another Igwe Tupac.
I guess Yoruba folks are getting tired of their culture and gradually throwing it to the dogs.

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Crime › Re: Pastor Arrested For Raping 12-Year-Old Housemaid In Cross River State. Photos by InvertedHammer: 8:27pm On Apr 04, 2018
Like I always say, "Without an exception, the only good pastor is the one that hasn't been caught yet". No human is perfect.

The mor.ons that walk around worshipping them with the "daddy G.O" bullcrap deserve all the betrayals that come their way.


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Politics › Re: Unemployment Situation In South East,a Ticking Time Bomb-Zinox Chairman by InvertedHammer: 3:52pm On Apr 04, 2018
Funnicator:
state governments in East don't know how to woo investors. just to pay salaries and commission 1km road that won't last beyond the nearest rainy season.


identify mineral resources abundant in your state, travel to east asia with your team; china, Malaysia, hong kong and woo investor companies that have track record of mining those minerals. sign MOUs.

now, offer them adequate land for kick off as well as state security and those your 1km roads, boom!

they mine these resources, create wealth for youth and generate IGR for government.


or is it that governance looks easy from the outside than it is on the inside cause i don't understand why these people can't have this simple reasoning!
I love this idea.

Go to China, Hongkong, Malaysia and woo investors where people have two heads while you bum negroes have half head. Am I surprised that there is no mention of nor idea towards self-reliance? Then I remember...it is a negro thinking out loud.

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Properties › Re: Landlord Or Tenants: Who Is To Fix Damaged Water Pump Machine? by InvertedHammer: 11:48am On Apr 04, 2018
rayblings:
On Sunday, 1 April 2018. A meeting was organized by the landlord of the house where I live. He mandated us (each tenants) to contribute 2,500 Naira for the repairs of the damaged machine.

I'm hell-bent on not contributing a dime because it's the responsibility of the landlord to fix anything that concerns the house. I stand to be corrected and will change my mind if I am wrong hence, the reason for seeking opinions here.

NOTE: this is not the first time we would be contributing money to fix one thing or the other, pumping machine today, tomorrow it would be transformer issue..

And I PAY MONTHLY FOR OUR BOREHOLE WATER oo
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It is the Landlord's responsibility to ensure that the pump machine is working.

But then in Nigeria, most people don't know their left from their right even when they claim to be educated. Ever wonder why Nigerians are easily taken for a ride?

If you must pay, make sure to record and deduct it when next rent is due. The house is not the only house available for rent.

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Car Talk › Re: 2003 BMW 745 Li Is Seeking A Brave Soul by InvertedHammer: 12:29am On Apr 04, 2018
EgunMogaji:
Oh I’m done with cars like these (Nigeria or US), I just posted it to wet the whistles of my nephews and nieces on here.
Wet the whistles? grin

That's a new one.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Shooting At YouTube Headquarters In California by InvertedHammer: 12:25am On Apr 04, 2018
Alao046:
What else do you expect from a shit-hole country like u.s . Killing each other like fowl, if they like they should wipe away everybody in that fucking shit-hole country, i dont ive a dam. Cant imagin myself in that animalistic and babaric country. Rest in pieces to those who fucking died and if there is any african among them, next time u should learn to stay in ur country, instead of going to that shit- hole nation.
Local time now in California is 4.25pm.

This happened today and Trump already tweeted his concern and condolences. SWAT responded promptly.

Your analogue Buhari is still trying to find words for the victims in Benue while the military is playing ostrich with Boko Haram and herdsmen.

Which is a sh1thole country?

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Car Talk › Re: 2003 BMW 745 Li Is Seeking A Brave Soul by InvertedHammer:
EgunMogaji:
And you have a legit reason because that’s a near $80K car new.

The way I approach this thing is I’ll never pay labor to a shop so it’ll only be parts and I’ll set a budget at the beginning. Budget thats cast in stone. Once we reach that budget and it’s not making a vroom vroom sound then it becomes a parts car.

It’s not for the faint of heart for sure but the result could be great.
It will make sense if you intend to use it in Nigeria because labour if very cheap there. Eg. A Nigerian mechanic can do engine swap for less than N40k for labour. But if na to drive this for Yankee, your mechanics would love you.

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Christianity Etc › Re: This Generation Shall Not PASS, Till All These Things Be Fulfilled. by InvertedHammer: 10:35pm On Apr 03, 2018
MrPresident1:
To understand this verse, we need to understand the context that Jesus was speaking from, and Jesus was speaking about the tribulation of Israel.

Jesus started to explain the things that Israel, the true Israel of God, NOT THE ISRAELIS, would face during the time of the tribulations.

The very first tribulation of Israel recorded in the Bible was the Egyptian bondage.

Exodus 5:13
And the taskmasters hasted them, saying, Fulfil your works, your daily tasks, as when there was straw.
How did you know the context that Jesus spoke from? Were you there? Some of you love to tempt God.

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Car Talk › Re: 2003 BMW 745 Li Is Seeking A Brave Soul by InvertedHammer: 10:31pm On Apr 03, 2018
EgunMogaji:
Some of my best automotive deals were scored this way.

If I had the time and energy I can piece that car apart for $10K easy.

A quick story.

About 15 years ago I saw an ad for a classic Mini Cooper in San Diego. About 100 miles from me.

Owner was asking $2,500 and it was sitting at a mechanic yard. An Audi mechanics yards who knew nothing about Minis.

Owner was given an ultimatum to come and get the car or they’ll start charging storage fees and owner was leaving for deployment.

He changed the ad to $500 to the first person that can get to the car.

Even with a trailer I made the drive in about an hour grin

So yes, owner are not always stupid but the definition of opportunity is the right time at the right place.

Well running examples of this car are under $10,000 do why would anyone spend $50K to repair this one?

By the way I sold the Mini for $11,000 plus a ride on mower.

Sometimes the best things in life are staring at us but we fail to make the connection.
May be it is my hatred for BMW 7 series.

The experience of the owners are chronicled in the book of Lamentations.

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Car Talk › Re: 2003 BMW 745 Li Is Seeking A Brave Soul by InvertedHammer: 9:47pm On Apr 03, 2018
EgunMogaji:
2003 745 Li BMW - $950

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1943568275971318

Give Uncle Shagati a run for his money grin

* Not mine, just sharing with the usual suspects.
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The car you are buying $950

The misery you are inheriting $50,000.

Why? Why? Why?

You probably thinking that the previous owner is an idi0t.

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Politics › Re: Police Officers Help Abia Woman Tie Her Palm Fruits (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 4:43pm On Apr 03, 2018
CastedDude:
A team of Nigerian police officers have been hailed online following a nice gesture rendered to an old woman. According to a report, the police officers met the stranded woman and helped her after her bunch of palm fruits fell off from the wheelbarrow.

Uchenna Onyeizu who hails from Aba, Abia state, wrote;

Today, I saw the Nigeria Policemen from a very good point of view. This old woman was trying to tie her bunch of palm fruits to her bike when they suddenly fell off. These policemen were passing and stopped to give a helping hand. I was driving behind them and without their knowledge I smartly took these pictures!!! Really, we still have some men in uniform rendering unnoticed services to humanity. God bless you guys with promotions and good things of life!!!

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/police-officers-render-help-to-stranded-woman-in-abia-state.html
Arranged photo ops.

When was the last time you see Nigerian police dressed neatly like this? Gold wristwatch? No dust on the shoes? These policemen were kitted for this picture/propaganda.

Nice try though!
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Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode Reacts To His Name On Looters’ List Without PMB, VP, Tinubu's Names by InvertedHammer: 10:01pm On Apr 02, 2018
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Who will refuse to accept free money in Nigeria?

People should be realistic in their expectations.

If FGN is serious, they will probe GEJ instead of all these unnecessary noise. EFCC cannot even effectively prosecute the ones they arrested.

Nigeria is where they arrest based on rumours, then start looking for evidence and in that process mess up the case.
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Politics › Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by InvertedHammer: 7:23pm On Mar 31, 2018
Chri08102702694:
Paul Ogenyi I totally agree with you on this, Enugu is a dead town ruled by dirty useless uneducated animals and infested with the worst crimes and also infested with human wastes just as we saw recently all over Ogbete market and enugu metropolis. There is no other way to save the deplorable and waste land called Enugu than totally deploying caterpillars to demolish the entire filthy town to the ground.
Perhaps if I post deplorable pictures of some parts of Los Angeles or Detroit in the almighty USA, it will lighten your mood. No place is perfect.

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Politics › Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by InvertedHammer: 2:32pm On Mar 31, 2018
discusant:
Because of polutical differences with then Imo state governor Udenwa, Senator Arthur Nzeribe killed the agitation for a merited sixth state in the Southeast. Njaba/Orlu state was about to be created when Arthur Nzeribe said it must be Orashi/Oguta state, instead of Njaba/Orlu.

Once the division from the same constituency in Imo state emerged, Nsukka people started to insist for Adada/Nsukka as the sixth state.
But it's on record that after Ebonyi was carved out as fifth SE state from Enugu and Abia states, the sixth SE state must be carved out from Anambra and Imo state's.

Arthur Nzeribe did his worst.
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You are giving too much power to Nzeribe. Nzeribe was only a tool. The same way he did a yeoman's job in the June 12 saga. He danced to the tune of his master(s)...a mere messenger. Someone was the shotcaller.
The people agitating for states were seeking the attention and approval of one man. The buck stops at his table. He could have created the state by fiat if he'd so chosen.
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Crime › Re: Husband Arrested After Beating His Wife In Port-Harcourt (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 1:44pm On Mar 31, 2018
sankky:
Emeka Ugwuonye means divorce.
To this man, there's never an alternative to divorce in any marital crisis that is brought to his table.
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Emeka is divorced. He seeks out cases like this for cheap popularity.
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Politics › Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by InvertedHammer: 6:17pm On Mar 30, 2018
SoNature:
I'm afraid the emboldened line is untrue. Military admins don't wake up and divide states. There are always concerns raised by the indigenes and with requests sometimes for such state creation...just like we have Adada State agitation in Enugu and Orlu State in Imo.

Where there are such demands, the Admin will implement it at once to please the people, and send down his 'boy' to man the new state. It's pretty easy creating states under military administration.

Why we find it difficult to embrace ourselves as one people beats my understanding. But no matter what the reason is, it is compounded by ignorance and ego.
You contradicted yourself.

Why hasn't the agitation for Adada and Orlu come to fruition after all these years? Because he "who wakes up to decide" is not interested. Agitate all you want, if the Head of State is indifferent, you ain't getting it. They signed away States the same way they allocated oil fields to cronies and mistresses. Heck! Maryam Babangida was rewarded with Delta state. The buck stopped at the desk of the Head of States back then which you acknowledged surreptitiously.
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Politics › Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by InvertedHammer: 2:21pm On Mar 30, 2018
NonsoWow:
No, you are wrong. Anambra indigenes were the ones who actually called for the break-up of old Anambra state when we saw that the wawa people were slowing us down. Anambra and Enugu have nothing in common. We are worlds apart. And now, there is a lull in the rate in which Anambra businessmen and politians establish in Enugu. Our people are now refocused towards Anambra having realised that income and wealth in Enugu have stagnated
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Ok sir. Whatever suits your narratives.

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Politics › Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by InvertedHammer: 2:02pm On Mar 30, 2018
NonsoWow:
Anambra and Enugu have nothing in common. Continue deceiving yourself. We are worlds apart. If you are observant, you will notice that Anambra businessmen no longer go to Enugu to invest as they used to do in the past. Our indigenes now invest here in Anambra having realised that disposable wealth and demand for goods and services are much higher in Anambra state. Which new indigeneous or even foriegn-owned factory has opened in wawa territory in the past 3 years?
The difference between Enugu and Anambra is that one Hausa leader woke up one day and decided to divide you people to conquer. It is regrettable that you bought into it. The present day Anambra state could be divided further and the feeble-minded will concentrate on that which divides them than on those things that unite them.

A lot of notable people from Anambra have houses in Enugu. Some are building more at Awka. But that doesn't mean that they are leaving Enugu. It means that they are expanding the frontier.
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Investment › Re: 5 Financial Mistakes That Keeps Making You Go Broke by InvertedHammer:
Saving up money to plough into CryptoCurrency or forex knowing fully well that on the short term, profits will be made. But on the long term, the investor will be wiped out. Brokers understand this concept and lure gullible noobies to Golgotha for slaughter. There is a 90% failure rate in trading but the good news is that everyone believes that they belong to the 10% survivors until the inevitable happens.

Data available from www.cnbc.com shows that for the Quarter ended (Jan-March 2018), bitcoin alone has a total value of $114 billion wiped out. Oh well...


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Health › Re: Should Abortion Be Legalized In Nigeria? by InvertedHammer: 6:09am On Mar 30, 2018
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Even some people here would have been better aborted.

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Politics › Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by InvertedHammer:
Dremca:
Thank you my brother. Anambra is the new commercial hub. What we need is for Anambrarians in diaspora to come back home and invest and is already yielding enormous result. Security use to be the reason for not investing in the state, but now, Anambra is one of the safest state in the country.
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Enugu is Anambra. Anambra is Enugu.

I am happy that the South- East is gradually getting it right.

Enugu is serene while Awka is gradually taking shape.

It doesn't matter where you develop in the SE as long as the government is accommodating enough. I don't think there is anyone from Anambra that doesn't feel at home when in Enugu.
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Politics › Re: Kayode Ogundamisi And FFK's Tweets On TY Danjuma’s Statement by InvertedHammer: 11:26pm On Mar 29, 2018
FanYogo1:
At least Yoruba men speaks and don't run after speaking.

There's Femi, Fayose, Ogundamisi etc. How many osus can you name that speaks against Buhari? Coward people always beating their chests.
You expect Igbo folks to assist you in cleaning the mess you and Tinubu created through electing a dullard of a master?

Iyasikwa!
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Business › Re: Nwanta Anayoeze Yonaracha Sprays Money At Opening Of Escoba Smith Hotel In Abuja by InvertedHammer: 3:15pm On Mar 29, 2018
zoba88:
Money is good!Nigerian billionaire Nwanta Anayoeze Yonaracha who is the CEO of Nwanta Anayoeze Oil And Gas Blowing Millions was pictures 'spraying' millions at Escoba Smith Hotel Grand Opening In Abuja.

See photos below and watch the video above


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4t6sbU0fcE


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/03/nigerian-billionaire-nwanta-anayoeze.html?m=1
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Going through all the stress to spray N1million.

He should be "above" the nonsense.

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Celebrities › Re: Who Is Linda Ikeji's Ex-Boyfriend She Is Engaged To? by InvertedHammer: 9:02pm On Mar 28, 2018
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Whatever happened to not marrying anyone that is not worth atleast N500m?

Reality knocks out fantasy!

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Agriculture › Re: Nigerian Farmers Refuse To Repay N60 Billion Loan – Bank Of Agriculture by InvertedHammer: 5:54pm On Mar 28, 2018
Blue3k:
Source: https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/263324-nigerian-farmers-refuse-to-repay-n60-billion-loan-bank-of-agriculture.html
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You give them loan. They cultivate. Buhari then sends his footsoldiers and their cows to destroy the farms. Yep! They burned Olu Falae's farm down to ashes. Na who go pay? Bank of Agriculture should hold Buhari responsible for the non-serviceable loans.

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Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji's Engagement: Tonto Dikeh, Yvonne Jegede, Shan George Congratulate by InvertedHammer: 5:50pm On Mar 28, 2018
So sad for all the "single and happy" ladies who see her as a role model. The train has left the station.

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Politics › Re: Transcript Of Bill Gates Speech To Buhari In Nigeria by InvertedHammer: 1:23am On Mar 28, 2018
Clerverly:
I cant see anywhere he attacked Buhari Economic policies as twisted by some useless media houses...

If at anything, he praised the effort of Nigerian leaders in their attempt to leap the country out of poverty and urged them to do more.... By increasing the revenue ratio to GDP i.e increasing Taxation in order to get the required funds to invest in people and infrastructure.

Frank Talk...


Go school PDP and ipob vandals no gree...na to dey internet dey spread anu nchi and onitsha main market gossips while drinking Nnamdi kanu's urine dem sabi!
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That is the more reason you should interact with other cultures to understand how they communicate. Someone like you would wonder why US will refer to a country as a friend and bomb them the next minute. Bill Gates succinctly indicted Buhari's administration. But if you cannot decipher that from the transcript, then continue with that which soothes your mind.

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Politics › Re: ‘n130b Loot’: Govt May Release More Evidence Against Jonathan by InvertedHammer: 6:47pm On Mar 27, 2018
dre11:
http://thenationonlineng.net/n130b-loot-govt-may-release-evidence-jonathan/
If they have some evidence that a crime was committed, thry must arrest and prosecute.

What will ordinary Nigerians do with the evidence?

Buhari and his team are a waste of human space.

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Politics › Re: Bill Gates: "I Am Excited To Visit Nigeria & Meet Buhari And Osinbajo" by InvertedHammer: 6:42pm On Mar 27, 2018
dodelight:
Dear Zombies, that tweet by Bill Gate was to dose the tension on you guys. He could see you've been receiving hot blows up, down, left, right and centre after his comment on your king Buhari's poor economic plan.
Besides, the tweet is not a rebuttal of his earlier comment on your lord's apparent failure. So, op and fellow zombies, sorry!
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The tweet is an afterthought. From the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks. Gates has said his opinion. It is left for the Nigerian government to tow the path of honour or continue playing the blame games that are solutions to nothing.

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Politics › Re: "Nigeria's Journey Under Me Very Turbulent" - President Buhari Says by InvertedHammer: 6:37pm On Mar 27, 2018
BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/263140-nigerias-journey-under-me-very-turbulent-buhari.html
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Buhari better watch his utterances lest Ngeneukwuenu and Sarrki label him "a wailer" or IPOB youth.

The two suckers are allergic to TRUTH.
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 11:56am On Mar 27, 2018
true2home:
I totally agree with you on that. it was the best car i ever owned. I called it Rocket. I have owned latest ones after, but they were junkies. Look at

those two snow Bunnies!!! how i wish you they are my right now
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I miss the era of Mercedes V-Booth especially the ones with manual shift. All these electronics nonsense they build these days hold little to no values other than the aesthetic appeal in the first few years. Automakers' business model switched from values to turnovers. It really sucks.
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