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Celebrities › Re: "Why I Never Wanted Children" - Oprah Winfrey by InvertedHammer: 5:53am On Mar 11, 2018
thesicilian:
People who for one reason or the other are not able to bear children always claim they are the ones who decided not to.
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Don't mind them.

She couldn't have baby and she couldn't adopt?

Na she sabi.
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Phones › Re: Why You Shouldn't Customize Your Facebook Name by InvertedHammer: 3:05pm On Mar 10, 2018
sketcherJ:
You would have noticed that crazy trend now on Facebook for some years, in which some users intentionally register their names incorrectly or change, edit, and customize their Facebook names or IDs to look cool, posh or trendy.. whereby you would see a guy who was named Akinola Davis from birth and has this name on all his professional certifications and IDs, would be Harkinola Darviss on Facebook, and Sandra Smith would likely be Cuteberry Smith, although it seems harmless and just fun catching on the social media, but allow me to be a spoilsport this once (sorry please!) by saying that on the real sense of it..customizing your name on Facebook actually has its own disadvantages which you might find costly at the end of the day.. Let's get into it..

It could lose you a job : Do you know that customizing your name on Facebook could lose you a sweet deal or a job?
There have been cases of many job applicants whose applications letters have been reportedly thrown into the trash can because the Hiring Firms crosschecked the applicants contacts and their Social media profiles and because of the inconsistency, they were rejected. Nowadays Firms run background check on their prospective employees just to get little or no information about them, and your Facebook account is one of those things they use to judge your character, know things about you, your level of seriousness etc ,and it all starts from your Facebook ID.
Although not all Recruiting agencies or companies do this, but you don't want to take that chance of not getting your dream job, because of just a harmless Facebook customized name.. I will enjoin you to treat your Facebook Profile professionally like your LinkedIn profile.

The Idea behind Facebook itself : Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook to be an avenue where people could connect with each other and most especially reunite people that have lost contacts. there are many of your colleagues and friends whom might have lost your contact details and would like to reach you, their main destination would be Facebook, where they d hoped to search your real name and hook up with you, now if you had spelt your name wrongly or changed your Facebook name, they might not be able to get to your account, then the purpose of having an account on Facebook would have been defeated..
A guy once shared a testimony on how his old time friend was able to link him for a job in his company. his story goes thus " my friend, who knew that I could do a certain task with ease then in the school days, remembered my name when the opportunity came up, But we have lost contacts then, he was able to get me tracked via my facebook. if I had used funny name like "horpheyemi, Holuwhathobi, Wizdaddy etc. what will have become of me"
For your friends, your loved ones, your colleagues to find you on Facebook with ease, Your Real Name is key.


It is not professional : Customizing your Facebook Name is not professional as it makes you look like (let's be frank) an unserious fellow who still has a lot to learn, it is not allowed and advisable in the corporate world and you could look bad to your prospective clients or partners If they checked your facebook profile,and your names are spelled wrongly.

It makes your Facebook Account looks phoney : Having a customized or fake Name on your facebook profile makes your account appears fake and not trustworthy since cyber fraudsters who prowl social media especially Facebook creates fake accounts with a fake name to swindle and dupe the unsuspecting public.Having or operating a Fake Social media Profile is considered Illegal in many parts of the world and may carry big punishments.

Source : http://www.dandywriter.com/2017/12/five-solid-reasons-why-you-shouldnt.html?
People who understand the full concept of facebook stay away from it or the least use a moniker to sign up.

But if you have nothing to lose, go ahead and tell "the story of your life" on facebook.

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Car Talk › Re: The New Lagos Motor Vehicle Administration Agency Proposed Rates by InvertedHammer: 8:08pm On Mar 08, 2018
Ogun, Ondo, etc. are there for a reason.

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Romance › Re: I Want To Arrest My Girlfriend's Mother by InvertedHammer: 4:33am On Mar 06, 2018
rawpadgin:
Devastated is an understatement!

My girls got pregnant with my child & we decided to keep it
I went to see her parents & i told i would've loved to do the traditional marriage immediately but i have too many projects @ hand & these projects are gulping a lot of money as a result i can only afford to do the introduction now & do the trad. After she put to bed.

They assured me they would get back to me with a a good reply.
Few weeks later my girl called me that the pregnancy has been aborted. The most devastating thing is, she was pregnant with a set of twins.

As for my so-called girlfriend, it's over between us

Still thinking if i should arrest the mother
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They should have arrested you for putting the cart before the horse.

You put more value to your projects than your twins.

Blame yourself for doing the right thing in a wrong way.

You are very selfish.

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Health › Re: Doctors Perform Brain Surgery On Wrong Patient In Kenya>>video<< by InvertedHammer: 3:46am On Mar 03, 2018
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The only good new here is that they perform neurosurgery in Kenya.

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Politics › Re: Tunde Sabiu, Buhari's Nephew Is A Billionaire At 20 - Junaid Mohammed by InvertedHammer: 3:35am On Mar 03, 2018
Hofbrauhaus:
Where da hevk is Ngeneukwenuhuh

Hope he has not commited suicide? Monkey dey work,baboon dey chop....
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PMB folks are making billions quietly...

while Ngeneukwuenu is content with N5000k monthly mobile subscription and N30k stipend for unnecessary noise online.

Who says life is fair?
Health › Re: Asthma - Causes, Symptoms And Management by InvertedHammer: 2:06am On Mar 03, 2018
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If you have time, search "Status Asthmaticus" on google.

Asthma is caused by a hyperactive airway.

The OP didn't go into any details as many Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary disorders (COPD) are routinely misdiagnosed as asthma.

Pulmonary Function Test is highly recommended. There is too much to go into in discussions about asthma.

See your doctor.

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Politics › Re: 21 Storey Building For Mobil In Akwa Ibom: Construction Begins by InvertedHammer: 4:56am On Mar 02, 2018
Pavore9:
Will they drag Mobil into the building after completion?
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grin grin grin

This is the most important question.

The only good news so far is that it is a fixed asset.

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Celebrities › Re: "DJ Cuppy Is Wack" - Comedian Ushbebe (Video) by InvertedHammer: 4:50am On Mar 02, 2018
JastSiryin:
It's the way they play it that matters... the way unrelated tracks are blended together seamlessly...I'm telling you bro it's an art...Listening to Hip-hop mixes would give you a better understanding and appreciation of it.
Do you think cooking is easy? Mixing all kinds of ingredients to make a sumptuous meal is an art that msny perform effortlessly

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Celebrities › Re: "DJ Cuppy Is Wack" - Comedian Ushbebe (Video) by InvertedHammer: 10:21pm On Mar 01, 2018
DJ is an overrated profession.

Playing other people's music? Where is the talent?

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Politics › Re: Mike Ugo Merenini Tops Igbos Big Brains In Diaspora List by InvertedHammer: 10:15pm On Mar 01, 2018
For some reasons...when someone is introduced as "Chief...", it makes mockery of the whole thing considering the fact that everyone is now a Chief.

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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 12:30am On Mar 01, 2018
ice4u999:
Madam Gabby you deserve a very well cooked plate of goat meat pepper soup and a bottle of beer to settle the food properly for this. �

Take out time and visit foreign birth section in passport office in Lagos. You will be shocked at the number of foreigners waiting to obtain Nigeria passport.
As a foreigner with any shade of light complexion, Nigeria is the place to be for life.

In which other country in the world will a foreigner start life from the top? Free house, maids, cooks, security, transportation and no taxes.

They are off the grid. Some locals go as far as having them front for their companies as foreign partners.

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Romance › Re: I Saw Used Condom & My Girlfriend At Home, Should I Break Up With Her? by InvertedHammer: 4:04am On Feb 28, 2018
livebynite:
Should I Break Up With Her, Serious Advise Needed

I am in a bad situation and I need advice please
My gf Tinuke I call her tintin for short, has been the center of my world but for some time now certain things have me worried
We started dating 2 years ago then we moved in together after the sixth month, we do everything together at least whenever we can.
To be clear I am not a jealous person but somethings have really got me worried.
1. When we met she told me she has lots of guys as friends, and that she used to be a tomboy, even at work she has only guys as her friends, She works in KFC as a checkout girl.

2. We once went to her secondary school reunion and there where over 50 guys there and she was the only girl! I had to ask her if she went to an all guy’s school and she said these are the boy friends of her class mates that the girls will soon arrive. They never did she danced with every single guy there, but at least she introduced me to her 4 school sons and 3 school fathers who took care of her during her high school days. The only thing that bothered me about the night was she kept sitting on the laps of a particular guy who seemd way older than her to have been her school son back then and for some reason they were whispering stuff into each other’s ears all night.

3. I work with an importer as his wharehouse manager and sometimes I have to sleep there whenever we are doing stock taking and I have come home twice to find her with one of her school sons shirtless in my house and she says they are doing interview preparations (She has a big heart and loves helping people) so I can’t fault this I just always caution her to tell these guys to not take off their shirt in the house, yes granted the house I hot as we live in a self-contained. But they usually drink up all the garri in the house it’s so annoying!

4. We once went to see her uncle she grew up with somewhere in Ikoyi and when we got to bourdilion she had to call several times finally her uncles driver came to pick us, I had to wait in the security house while she went into see her uncle for over 5 hours and they didn’t even offer me ordinary water? I was so pissed.

5. KFC really stresses her out, she works even holidays, and every night around 10 her boss has to call and she has to give him reports sometimes he calls her to come back to the branch for random stock taking or reconciliation though he usually comes to pick her himself and is kind enough to send cool looking guys to drop her off the next day.

6. Another issue is that sex between us is so bad, as in every time we make love the song deep and wide constantly comes to mind, she says its the stress at work that makes her kitty so wide, I mean it is wide!! One can easily build a two wing duplex and still have space to park ten cars in there. We have had several talks about her quitting this job but not just because of how it affects her body but I have seen several nudes pictures of male organs to some rich customers sent to her, I was very angry but she explained that I shouldn’t that she always blocks the numbers.

7. Recently I came home and I found an empty condom wrap in the toilet seems it was flushed but didn’t go, she said she wanted to ask me who did that, and what really got me angry was I saw a plate in the sink with remnants of garri and milk, I was saving that remaining garri she said her school son dropped by for tutorials, I have wanted her in the past about using up the garri in the house for these guests, now I think this has gone far enough. AI am seriously thinking of breaking up with her. I need a woman who can manage our resources not waste! She is a truly wonderful person with a big heart but this wastage has got to stop. I love her but this thing is driving me nuts!! angry
Please mature comments only
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If I were you, I will marry her.

If for nothing else...just to make the exit from this world quicker.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Florida Senate Rejects Ban On Assault Rifle, Approve Bill To Arm Teachers(Photos by InvertedHammer: 3:28am On Feb 28, 2018
EgunMogaji:
But the right to carry is as you know in the constitution. So I feel my understand why anyone would need to advocate.

Its like advocating for people to breathe.
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U.S Constitutions have amendments. Luckily, there is no limit to amendments.

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Car Talk › Re: The Cars Mark Zuckerberg, Warren Buffet And Other Billionaires Drive by InvertedHammer: 3:25am On Feb 28, 2018
Davonjagah:
you have not made any sense yet
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Sense is underrated.

You are the proof.
Car Talk › Re: How Cars 45 Ripped Us Off by InvertedHammer: 3:24am On Feb 28, 2018
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Everything about the deal was wrong from the beginning.

Next time, go with a trusted mechanic. No test drive, no purchase.

Used car purchase is a pain in the a_s, I can imagine Nigerian used car.

Don't forget that used car salespeople are one of the hated "professionals(?)".

Overall, it is a scam. Passing off 2008 car as 2011 car alone should do it.

Seek legal help.

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Car Talk › Re: The Cars Mark Zuckerberg, Warren Buffet And Other Billionaires Drive by InvertedHammer: 1:55am On Feb 28, 2018
IamAirforce1:
Everyone got his/her own way of life


Floyd weather is super rich and drives one of the most expensive cars and private jets in the world .. so is Roman Abrahimovich of Chelsea .

Na poor people dey feel intimated by peoples choice of living .
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They are talking about Zuckerberg, Buffet, etc and you are talking of Floyd Mayweather.

Why not compare lifestyle of E-money and an okada rider down the street? The okada rider is some people's hero...don't get me wrong.

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Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Bright Chimezie, His Wife And Children by InvertedHammer: 6:55pm On Feb 27, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This is a man worthy of being celebrated..not some worthless Davido, Zlatan Ibile or Small Doctor.

The indomie generation will not agree with this neither will they relate to the phrase below.

"The black man wey dey here is committing sucide o".
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If Shina Peters could go into oblivion, who is Davido or Wizkid? This is their era. Musicians come and go.

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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 2:04am On Feb 27, 2018
MODALSOUL1:
where are the cheapest lands in Nigeria? I prefer the remote cheap lands and also prefer to purchase in Acres,not plot .
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Try the border of Niger and Nigeria.

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Nairaland General › Re: Trailer Carrying Mama Gold Flour Turns Over In Lagos (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 2:01am On Feb 27, 2018
Adadioranma79:
Noted, my apologies
Who grammar ep?

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Politics › Re: Police Can’t Arrest Herdsmen For Grazing Cattle On Airport - Police Commissioner by InvertedHammer: 1:25pm On Feb 24, 2018
FarahAideed:
What is going on ? What have we done to ourselves ? So this Buhari police is saying he cannot arrest Herdmen that stray into airport runways despite clearly being demarcated but yet the will arrest an unauthorised person found within the same vicinity ...In essence the airport police command just told us Herdsman are authorised to be in the secluded air traffic areas of the airport... SMH
Don't blame Buhari.

Blame NPF that do not understand the responsibilities of their jobs. There are job requirements. Why would any LE formation wait for orders from the Presidency before performing their duties? There is something inherently wrong with the Nigerian mind. I am yet to understand what roles the Senate and HOR play in the Nigerian version of democracy.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Governor Eric Greitens Arrested After Circulating Nude Photos Of Lover by InvertedHammer: 12:13pm On Feb 24, 2018
Baawaa:
Oh, nothing like immunity there,
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Immunity is not absolute. What he did is criminal and not in discharge of his duties.

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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 5:14am On Feb 24, 2018
ice4u999:
You will do everything possible to through me under bus. If you don't know just ask. OK Dude if you know people or anyone working in the northern part of Alberta, ask them the type jobs with sure schedule. A true Albertan will tell you.
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Machine operator or driver?

FYI...

I will never knock anyone that makes honest living.

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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 2:28am On Feb 24, 2018
Canada:

21 days on...21 days off.

Ok. If he says so.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Benny Hinn: I Am So Wrong About Prosperity Gospel, I Don't Fly Private Jets by InvertedHammer: 2:00am On Feb 24, 2018
Nonsense!

How does he reconcile all the people he had led astray all these years? How about the morons that supported his lifestyle before God changed his life and the people who are currently milking their impoverished congregation under the guise that Mr. Hinn is their mentor.

This false doctrine issue is something he has to take up with God. Fraudsters like Oyedepo and co. deserve no mercy if hell is real.
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Business › Re: CBN Gives Banks 2 Weeks To Settle Customers' Complaints by InvertedHammer: 2:23pm On Feb 23, 2018
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The banks must not comply with this directive.

Absolute nonsense!

What is good for Innoson is good for all.

Shebi dem say GTB is innocent in all the allegations (already determined by the court) by Innoson.

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Politics › Re: FG Threatens To Withdraw Funding For Bonny-bodo Road Due To Lack Of Cooperation by InvertedHammer: 2:18pm On Feb 23, 2018
This seems to always be the problem in the ND area. The local leaders expect financial inducements from the contractors before engaging in works in the area. Failure to play ball results in disruption of projects. The same suckers will eventually turn around and bemoan the neglect of their regions pockets.

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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 2:48am On Feb 23, 2018

diordaves:
I'm not sure but I think this music maybe good for you. Since 1988 though but we just dey perambulate and we still dey same same place. In fact we are not in the same place but actually gone back since 1988. Nigeria go survive, na prayer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBrrkiCXYNo
He needs to read newspapers of 1970s and 80s as well. It may seem that one is reading today's newspapers. The same issues: Corruption, electricity, bad roads; then the phantom promises to fix them.

We are talking about almost 50 years later and we are back to square one.
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Christianity Etc › Re: "Dead Pastor, Anderson Chinenye, Back To Life At The Mortuary" - Facebook User by InvertedHammer: 2:40am On Feb 23, 2018
The hustle is real. This gimmick will fetch him a nice Camry or Prado. To elevate to a jet flying pastor, his minimum rank will be the Grandmaster in the occultic world. Ask all the daddy G.Os.(no exception).
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