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Nwodosis:
Once you have the knowledge of how to mix sand and cement to get concrete in Nigeria, you are a building engineer! I keep on telling people that using the professionals is always cheaper but they will never agree until it leads to this.
The ones that survived among the cheap and unprofessionals that you hired will now turn around and term you an occultic being in need of their blood. You will now have twin of calamity at hand, financial loss and questionable income!

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LOL @ in need of their blood.

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Politicians and pastors are the only two groups allowed to rob the masses and rub it in their faces (especially in Nigeria).

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I think you should be fired.

You are careless and incompetent.

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Going late to church is good or bad depending on the reason you are going to church. Not everyone goes to church to praise and worship.

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SirJeffry:
Please what happened? Kindly share your experience to help people like me, i dont really know much about cars.

It depends on how long. I stored mine for a year. The fuel pump plastic melted because the fuel pump is inside the gas tank. The whole tank has to be brought down and the fuel pump replaced. The fuel injectors had to be cleaned as well. I think anything more than 6 months, the owner should drain the fuel tank. But for a short vacation, leaving the tank full may apply.
Another problem was sticking brake calipers. In all, storing a car for a long time is a very bad idea.
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Do not try #5. Leave your fuel tank as closest to empty as it can possibly get. I learned the hard way.

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The bible is just a template. Some of the things in bible cannot be applicable in this day and age. We continue to evolve which is why pastors accept money in lieu of farm produces for tithe. Does reading the bible in your ipad make it any less word of God?

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Driftingking:
Listen to Godwin Donatus recount his experience on how he accepted he was Biafran to escape lynching.



http://www.lailasblog.com/corps-member-recounts-almost-killed-rivers-less-biafran/

Shouldn't common sense tell him to stay away from a vendor selling his wares in Biafran currency? But no. He just had to chip in a witty comment. He is probably one of those gragra folks on nairaland. When faced with reality, he chickened out. Everyone is an anonymous hero online. About 99.9999% of the folks on nairaland berating IPOB will shit in their pants and even add Igbo proverbs while proving allegiance to Biafra when confronted by IPOB in this scenario.

LOL.
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I wonder why people protest and fight war for God.

The thieves stole the blessed Sacraments. God knows to do the needful unless the priests don't believe in the power of God.

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No big deal.

As long as there is unlimited supply of morons who provide his heaven here while they hope for their own heaven somewhere that the pastor himself may not believe.

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Dagoma:
If you refuse this advice, don't come back here in this forum to disturb us about your broken home.

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LOL. Which broken home?
Home wey don break already.
Better book space now for the next phase of the drama unfolding. The OP is going to "hell" in a hand basket.

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Plankton2017:
Good day all,

My wife to be's character has been terrible since we did our trad. Now I dont know if I should halt my wedding plans slated for this Saturday.

Her and her family are very domineering and rude. She shouts at me at the top of her voice and does not respect me. I have done Trad and Court wedding. what can I do for God's sake

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I guess your question should be: Acid burns, should I pour it on myself?
The whole is deep but you can't stop digging until you get to the point of no return. A bad wife will destroy your destiny.

There you have it.
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SirJeffry:
. Sometimes it's good to spend money on one's self though, this life is passive. People like Gates likely spend money on some weird things like wrist watches, rings, wallets etc. Do you know there's a wrist watch of 55,000 dollars? Calculate that in Naira and see the amount.

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There is a difference between wearing $55000 watch vs. look at me I am wearing a $55,000 watch.

Gucci makes millions a year from customers. But the ones that go about with "look at me wearing Gucci" mentality are the morons.

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mrvitalis:
The only reason he was given bail was because he lied he was sick and needed medical attention from his doctors and that can't be done in prisons

Obviously you have never witnessed the behind-the-scene deals that are made in legal matters. You believe everything you read in the newspaper. Legal cases are not always about right or wrong because sometimes they turn into a chess game.
Continued incarceration of Kanu without formally charging him drew a lot of attention to Buhari's regime and Rule of Law. They were looking for the flimsiest of excuses to cut him loose. They backed themselves to a corner.
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The most important part of the article is the part about £20 to every Igbo man irrespective of bank account balance. No tribe in the whole world can replicate what the Igbo people did. £20 x 10 == £200. Seize Otedola, Dangote and Adenuga's assets and money...givr then £200 each and in 1000 years they can never replicate what the Igbo business people did. Not just £20, the money was given when everyone hates every Igbo because of the war which ensured no government patronage was guaranteed. It is remarkable how quickly the wealth gap closed. The people that thought they had it were so broke in a few years that they sold almost all their lands to the ones that got pittances. Yet they have the effrontery to whine about it. Life is one complex adventure, I must admit.

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NwaAmaikpe:


Na wa oo,

What does a Bini man know about Ozubulu or even Igboland.
I don't care if this write up is about the rot in Nigeria, I won't stand it being brought up by a fellow whose own land is oversaddled with iniquity.

Nowhere in his writeup did he talk of the people who die while trekking through the deserts to make it to Libya,
Or the mothers who groom their own daughters for prostitution in Italy,
Or even the ritual killings, cult wars and assasinations that are rife in Edo state.

All he could use was the Ozubulu shootings.

Osayimwen Osahon George should shove this misinformed shitty hypothesis up his ass, leave matters of Biafra alone and go face his shrine off Sakponba Road.


Hypocrite!!!

As a critic and a writer, he had to stay focused on the topic-The bloodbath in Ozubulu. He was not writing about the general malaise of the society. He is not Igbo but his analysis is right on the money. Should Igbo folks not criticize Boko Haram because it happens in the North? If there is a massacre in Ibadan should other tribes stay mute because it is not in their region? We should learn to accept unbiased criticism especially when all stated are statement of facts.
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Those doctors are morons.

The spirits of dead Biafran children 1967-70 are haunting Buhari. No diagnosis needed. Those who used extreme measures paid dearly for the atrocities--Awolowo checked out with a bottle of rat poison, £20 Aluko died a horrendous death, OBJ is cursed with incest, Gowon is battling Alzheimer's, Arthur Nzeribe (the profiteer) is a glued to a wheelchair. Even a man who supported them dey collect slap anyhow from invisible hands for government house, Owerri. What makes Buhari think that he is invicible?

Karma is a b...

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There is no justifiable reason to sack the aides.

Who is Saraki trying to appease? As long as he is in Africa, he is better of being an oppressor. Identifying with the masses is a loser strategy and he will pay dearly for it. Oppression is the best strategy because the oppressed who will defend him are not in short supply. As a matter of fact, a good number of the downtrodden wear it as a badge of honour to defend their slavemasters.

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Why would anyone migrate to India of all places?


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emeijeh:
What's all this western nonsense?


If only she grew up in Nigeria

Izzak Theo Folashade Adu.

Denrele Edun.

Idris Olarenwaju (Bobrisky)

Dapo Adaralegbe

Bisi Alimi.

What is going on my SW people? Is it a curse?
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It is funny reading everyone reacting as if this is the first time they have heard about employment via nepotism in Nigeria.

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Nltaliban:
Poor masses are left to suffer in this backward country


Do they use torch where buhari is?.


Bleep looters. Bleep government. Bleep lala. Bleep seun

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Light na light.

I'd rather they use flashlight than rely on NEPA.

No person wan hear "fuel no dey generator" and fuel stations don close.

Battery die, they go mallam place buy more.
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3 generators in one compound.

NEPA folks are heartless.

Greenbullet:
Hello nairalanders, and no I am not married , but my friend is, he has a one year old child or so he thought , his kind of work requires him to travel regularly, and so he hardly stays at home, on a faithful day , he came home early to meet his wife having sex with another man, he filed for a divorce, and was already thinking of child support but I advised him to do a DNA test and he discovered the child wasn't his ,the wife has hired a lawyer to get half of his property, please what can be done to stop this.

If in USA, he is screwed. A child born in marriage is automatically his child irrespective of what the DNA shows. Had it been they were not married, he could easily wriggle out of it by 1) Challenging the authority of DCSS to collect a debt that is not within its power by the Title IV-D of the Social Security Act of 1975. 2) Using the DNA to file a motion to compel the mother to identify the father of the child.
Some states are no fault state and any properties acquired during the course of the marriage is shared equally between the two parties. What state is this case in? Any property acquired before the date of the marriage cannot be shared whether there is a pre-nuptial agreement or not.

Solution: Have your friend schedule appointments with three different fsmily attorneys who specialize only in divorce. He should use the three different opinions and advices to move forward.
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yarimo:
JIM IYKE you are a big fool who is ignorance of the law , And no any section in the nigeria constitution that stated the president must not stay abroad for 100 days or must not be sick , as long as 1999 constitution is concerned.

LOL. A Constitution drafted by the oppressors? When NAS drafted Constitution that favour their looting, did you sit back and say "oh well, it is the constitution"? Idiots like you make it difficult to empathize with the suffering masses. You take any nonsense that is spoonfed to you.

Jim Iyke is right but he messed up the moment he aligned with the masses--they criticize whoever fights for them. Let natural selection take its course in Nigeria. Fighting for the Nigerian masses is the most useless thing to do.

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derespect:
Why is it that medical practitioners use crazy writing when prescribing drugs for patients. It always bothers me and funny enough, even quack nurses and doctors will read and understand it? But why?

Job security.

If you know the name and dosage of the antimalarial drug prescribed for you, will you go back to the doctor next time you have similar symptoms? It is worse in hospitals with inhouse pharmacy, dem no wan make you go market begin price the drug.
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A vital information is missing. You dey chop balanced diet?

Are you on 0-1-0 diet conditioned by the economy?

Yep.

The much touted business acumen of a few is by rituals.
Come on people...there are other ways other than diabolical to be wealthy and successful. This is disgusting.

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Liftkid:
His mumu long over due . Charlie, since you claimed that Biafra is a fantasy, enjoy your Nigeria. anything them do you is accepted to me


ftc

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Instead of Charly boy to go and serve Kanu, he is in Abuja making a fool of himself. He ain't got it. Kanu gathers thousands of followers and admirers on short notice without advertisements but even with all the publicity Charly could not get 100 followers. SMH.

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luvinhubby:
Our police force has become as dumb as Buhari, what is the purpose of the police presence if not to keep hoodlums and miscreants away from the genuine protesters.


#OurMumuDonDo

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The more reason they should respect KANU.

Most of the noisemakers cannot even pull 100 people in their protests. Out of envy, they attack Kanu. Like they say, uneasy lies the head with the crown. Kanu is the boss of bosses.

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If e no be Panadol, e no fit be like Panadol.

Immitation is the greatest form of flattery.

There can only be one KANU.

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Homosexuality is unacceptable until USA told Nigerians that it is acceptable. All of a sudden, some Nigerians became philosophers.

Homosexuals are still endangered species in US. They are only open in large metropolitan areas. So it is not generally accepted in US that pushes for it as many ignoramus would like to believe. But Nigerians will accept anything no matter how absurd as long as their is a Caucasian behind the sales pitch.

Because someone's friends live a certain kinda way does not make it normal. Armed robbers, kidnappers, rapists have friends. Does that make their professions ok? "I have friends that..." argument is stupid.
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