₦airaland Forum

Give money to a lady.
Give tithe to a pastor.
PH in MMM.


...all of dem na money lost.

Curioussme...why not turn into a full-time runs girl?

You fit the profile already.

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A boy cannot do a man's job.

How do you expect someone named "two face"(Tuface) to remain steadfast?
How can you give your money to someone named "made off"(Madoff)?
Can you imagine Seun tagging people Seunians and they give him money to grow their seos? Well, Mavrodi pulled it off with Mavrodians who grew their mavros.
What is next? Employ someone named Dauda to be your wife's PA?

Tuface is afraid to thread where a giant-killer like Kanu sleeps.

By the time stagflation and poverty finish dealing with Nigerians, they will eschew ethnicism and religion to appreciate heroes like Fela, Gani and Kanu (all the names are four alphabets only) who defied personal safety and comfort to challenge the status quo.
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Flexherbal:
What could this man have done, to deserve this

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No how no how e go pass person wife.



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HungerBAD:
Irrelevant people.

It is only in Nigeria, uneducated celebrities think they are relevant in the Governance of a Country. The business of running a Country is not a Comedy Show,or singing you are my African Queen.

This is exactly one of the reasons Trump won in the US. Because Hollywood ganged up against him,and thought they could use their star power to influence the election.

You entertainers should stick to entertaining,and let serious minded people worry about Nigeria.

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You made a valid point.

Entertainers and comedians in Nigeria live and shop in heaven while other mere mortals live in and shop in Nigeria.

Stagflation respects comedians and entertainers in Nigeria so they have no business complaining in the face of adversity. Apparently the comedians and entertainers live in Aso Rock and are immune to the daily struggle of Nigerians.
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Nigerians are usually malnourished and tend to look skinny and young. 15-years old fattie in the West may look like 25-yrs old while 28-yrs old in Nigeria will have the physical attributes of a 17-yrs old.

The guy is at least 18.
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Is there any significant difference between when he was in the country and now that he is in UK?

There you have it.

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Anticorruption:


some people can just be silly


there are so many business that they could have started with 450k in Nigeria. without going out to risk their lives


its just like selling all your properties for a UK masters and ending up jobless after two years.

people should think out of the box

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He is not silly.
He is a typical Nigerian. He heard of people making cool cash for example N20k per day in a tile factory. He whipped out his calculator, punched some numbers, extrapolate in a year and bingo! Off to Libya. One mistake-- he forgot to read the fineprints. The content of the fineprints is what is staring them in the face.

Many guys have been led to untimely death by the tales of "have beens" who show up in fancy cars and clothes to paint pictures of fabricated and embellished fancy lives they live abroad.
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hopeforcharles:
If there is a I guess in ur explanation then its a completely wrong explanation. People still think there are no supernatural forces existing, well i pity them.and you better know that somethings are spiritual and lack this ur half baked explanation.

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Sleep paralysis is the oyibo name.
Our African people love the show "paranormal activities".
They pray against witches and wizards but will hate to admit that they exist. If you believe good and evil but deny the existence of devil, you are invariably denying the existence of God.

In a coffin, a corpse lays in supine position. Sleep paralysis occur most when sleeping like a corpse (facing up). And you tell me there is no spiritual angle to it? Talking about superstition, oyibo folks are equally as superstitious as blacks.
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LMAO.

Look closer. This is why pastors thrive. This is why MMM cleaned up.

A lot of Nigerians are so gullible that they will believe anything. Concort any story and ask Nigerians to type "Amen", na you go tire.

If this guy asks people to send money to him so that he can show them how it is made, I bet my right arm that folks will give.
Yeah. That's how easy it is to swindle Nigerians.
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doctorEkene:
Good day friends,

I have been an ardent reader follower and troll on this great forum.

I just wish to use this medium to seek your advice on a car choice issue.

So I wish to purchase cars for my parents and ever since the idea came to my mind i have not been able to decide the particular cars to get

Hence i am here seeking your advice

Below are personality traits of my parents this might help you in advising me

MOM

She is in her middle 40s
This would be her first actual ride
And its a surprise for her birthday

She has high taste and loves to be classy
I was considering a TOYOTA VENZA


DAD

HE is in his early 50s
A lover of benz products
A sucker for intimidating cars
Has taste for suvs with class and packed dashboard

I Was considering a 4matic gl class


Please your advice is gravely needed
So that I CAN make proper plans to get these cars soon

Please emphasis should be on

Reliability
Affordability
Durability
Fuel management

Repair-ability
Trusted dealership


Thanks as you help a fellow Nler

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You are in your 20s ( I assume from your mom's age).
You want to buy a Toyota Venza for your mother.
You want to buy a GL 4matic for your dad.
Both cars will run you about N10m or more.

I think you need some medications for malaria.
I guess fantasy is not a crime. Dream on!
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If not cowardice, why won't communities build central grilling machine at the village squares?

When Fulani herdsmen and the cattles arrive, it will be free a barbecue and peppersoup day! It will help to have an unlimited supply of onions, pepper, salt and garlic.

Two months of this and no herdsmen will dare cross River Benue to graze again.
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betterABIAstate:
another arrogant anambrarian, you should have said it was an anambrarain that sponsored trump into power.

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Not open for debate.

A sad reality. The truth hurts.

Ghanaians will wail if they know that a few Nigerians sponsored their current president. Don't dare tell Gambians that Tinubu exerts a lot of influence in their country.

Prebendalism is the order of the day thus making politics a very lucrative business in Africa.

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betterABIAstate:
I don't believe okoroacha had no money to contest election, I think he's clueless though.

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That is because you believed all the hype.

Anambra godfathers are the ones bankrolling elections in Imo, Enugu and Abia states. Ikpeazu just "wrestled" one of them recently.
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That electric pole leaning on the wall...an accident waiting to happen.


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The rate at which young ladies are dying these days is quite alarming.

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May be he has never heard of trickle down effects.

When traders sell cheap, how can they afford other items with rate of inflation over 100%?

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This is the time for all of you to step out to show your grievances.

Keyboard warrior is not a warrior.

Of course, most of you will not join. God forbid you take any stand afterall there are churches around where you can go to pray for Jesus to come down from heaven and do for you that which you could do for yourselves.

Every society deserves the kind of leadership she gets. Things are going to get worse. Who lives for nothing dies for nothing.
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Twizzy30:
Same here op. Na my momsie I like, if we watching movie in the sitting room nd pman enter, we go just disperse like smoke. That's when he's gonna start complaining abt hw u didn't do this n that very well.

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You will not appreciate him until you visit a society where the men were raised by predominantly single mothers. They live for nothing and die for something eg. Hausa boys (called born throways by Patience Jonathan) and African-American males. Your father is instilling discipline in you.
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The sad reality is that your money is only safe in your hands.

But the fear of thieves and armed robbers is enough to force folks to secure their money in the bank. Once the money leaves your hands, the only thing you can bank on is trust -- the belief that the custodian will fulfill his/her obligated side of the bargain.

Money in the bank can be accessed if every other factor is in place. Otherwise, like MMM like banks. If you think NDIC means anything, wait until a bank crashes. Your great grand children may be the ones to get your deposit back.

The depressing part is that there are no other alternatives with less risks.
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illuminated93:
Even if I'm young I know this life is simple,at the end of it all we will all die. I'm wise enough not to worry about the fact that i aint employed yet and not having enough finances to do business. So this is what has been keeping me happy:
I pray everyday for God's peace
I smoke weed lyk 3 tyms a day
I stay away from bitcches that will bring me stress
I listen to rappers that flow hope,e.g,Talib kweli,Royce da 5'9,kendrick lamar,Joe budden,Crooked I etc.
I talk to my mum more.
I talk to my dad less
I talk to friends,so I gain information on stuffs I can fit in

To my fellow young men how have u been coping?

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The beauty of social media.

Some people are unintentionally foreclosing every hope of getting a job by snitching on themselves for a few "likes".

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Igbo people will continue to remain irrelevant in politics in Nigeria.
They never learn from their mistakes. They are repeating the same mistake they made under GEJ. Two years before the election, they threw their support for GEJ without any kind of negotiations. But during campaign, GEJ blew them off and ferried raw dollars to the SW and North to buy their support. The same Igbo politicians turned around to castigate GEJ for taking them for granted. No! They took themselves for granted. The SW politicians kept mute and got compensated financially for it: Fayose, Kayode, etc got billions whereas the lucky ones of Igbo extraction got a few millions. Heck. Dasuki got the most haul of $2b. Showing your hands early in the game be it whot, poker or politics is the hallmark of a loser. Politically, Igbo people are losers in Nigeria. They just don't get it.

Only a fooool does the same thing over and over again and expect a different result. I feel sorry for the IPOB/MASSOB youths who are the victims of the manipulations of the gullible, selfish, recalcitrant, malicious, self-imposed leaders.
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The bible said that if they slap you on one cheek, turn the other cheek. Christians in Nigeria have been slapped on both cheeks. So they have fulfilled the scriptural obligations.

Remarkably, the bible left a void on what happens after the two slaps. So christians should fill the void and take up arms to slaughter every herdsman in sight. The best way to kill some weeds is to uproot them.
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Deprofessional:
My advice to everyone living outside their state, particularly the young ones.

Any time you want to visit home, inform only your parents. Don't even let your best friends know.

If they see you and enquire when you will travel back, tell them a week after the date you intend to travel back. Eg if you intend to go back on Jan 4, tell you will travel January 11.

If you have a project, like building project, limit the places you go to in your village.
The easiest way you can be taken out in the village is through poisoning.

As for me, nothing enters my mouth outside my home in the village.

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These are the reasons why Nigeria is not home.

People who intend to visit Nigeria have to go through a list of "dos and donts" that you wonder: Why go through all that? The thought of going to Nigeria sure do give people high blood pressure.
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They can protest all they want.
Pakistan and Saudi Arabia should be on the list.
Islamic terrorists are strong only to those who fear them.
Once a leader appears stubborn like George Bush, Donald Trump, or even Fayose and Apostle Suleiman, you will see them cry like b!tches.

The day christians in Nigeria arm themselves, the attacks by the so-called herdsmen will come to naught.
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NgeneUkwenu:
http://thenationonlineng.net/2019-nnamani-iwuanyanwu-seast-apc-leaders-back-buhari/

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This is why I love Igbo leaders of thought.

Nigerians are impatiently waiting for Buhari to die OR for 2019 to come quickly so that their sufferings may be alleviated.

But these clownish self-appointed Igbo leaders are chanting 2023 for Buhari. It would have been pardonable if they said 2023 for the North. Buhari is a bad case.

Some of them "may" not live to see 2023. But they are already roping in a whole tribe into their selfish agenda. And people wonder why Kanu has more followers than all the charlatans combined.
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alBHAGDADI:
Enyioha Opara , Minna

The Emir of Kano, Alhaji Muhammadu Sanusi II , has warned Muslim clerics in the country to stop using their mosques to preach hate among Nigerians .

Sanusi gave the warning in his sermon at the ultra -modern mosque of the Federal University of Technology , Minna , Niger State on Friday .
He also led the first Friday prayers in the mosque after inaugurating it . The inauguration of the mosque was one of the activities that marked the school’s 26 th convocation and 35 th anniversary.

He said it was unfortunate that some Muslims, especially clerics, were hiding under the sanctity and immunity of the holy places to set one part of the society against the other. The monarch described it as totally against the tenets of Islam .

He said , “ Muslim clerics , and indeed all Muslims , should preach peace among the adherents and work to achieve peace with members of other religions .” He asked Muslims all over the country to unite and forge a common front for the propagation of the religion .

Sanusi also called for religious tolerance among members of the two major religions in Nigeria, saying it was the panacea for peace in the country

http://punchng.com/stop-using-mosques-preach-hate-sanusi/

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It used to be inconceivable that muslims would attack mosques. But from recent happenings, the emir knows that the chicken has come home to roost and nobody nor place is sacred enough for the marauders. Hence, he is resorting to preaching peace. But it is a tad too late.
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Ebobi:
I made a quote to let you know the type of boss... "I'm just helping you guys to earn a living, there is nothing you can add to my life, there is nothing I can learn from youuuuu"? Who sets the quality control for a one man business?
However, after all said here, I'm convinced that my intention to join hands with other team members and make good the defects (within our capabilities) and thereafter move on is right!
Thanks all for your great contributions!

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Do we know you? No! Do we know your boss? No!

You brought your business out in public and solicited for advice. We gave some advice. Some have their opinions.
Sorry if you are disappointed that not all would pander to your fragile emotion. If your boss treats you so bad, grow some balls and be your own boss. Your current boss doesn't have two heads.

I guess you could not handle the truth. If you don't want divergent opinions, then keep your private business to yourself.
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If only muslims, christians and traditionalists can live happily together.

Muslims persecute/slaughter christians and burn down their churches. Christians turn around and burn down traditionalists' temples. The same christian pastors and Islamic alfas turn around in the middle of the night to the traditionalists for power to perform miracles. In all, they are all hypocrites.

Religion is a big curse to Africans.

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Abagworo:
It's not the same because of heritage. We can write Nkwerre LGA but not Nkwerre town. Someone from Umuowa has his hometown as Umuowa not Orlu.

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Yes. Umuowa to those who care.
But usually the name of the town is followed by the next question: Where is that? And for some reason Orlu creeps back into the discussion. It is the same way Onitsha covers Nkpor and Obosi.

It is the same as trying to explain the difference between a Taiwanese and a Chinese. Most people will just call them Chinese and move along.
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Bossforeva:
A Nigerian Guy today has taken to Facebook to surprise his Girlfriend which he met on 2go, with a new Mercedes-Benz C300 on her birthday.

Mercedes - Benz c300

He captioned the post with:



Well before some of you starts saying “…But he can’t even do same for his Mum..”

Well, he already bought his Mum a Red Toyota Venza way back, and he drives a Cool Lexus Rx350.
http://www.starttells.com/blog/2017/01/26/nigerian-guy-surprises-2go-bae-new-benz-birthday/

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Wrapping the seats of an 11-years old car in nylon does not make it a new car.

Nigerians should stop deceiving themselves.
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broseme:
According to the story shared by Ekeoma Uche which was reshared by AFN,there was a protest in Abiriba,Abia state after thieves allegedly caught by youths were allowed to escape by police.Below is the narration of the story....

'PROTEST IN ABIRIBA

THIEVES ESCAPE FROM POLICE CUSTODY IN ABIRIBA

Information has it some thieves, allegedly between 2 and 6 in number were caught by Agboji youth. Army rescued them from the youths and handed over to police. Overnight the suspects escaped from police detention. These are protesting women. In the tumult, Ena chioken in council, represented by Eze Amogudu, Eme Uguru Ikpoka addressed the protesting women and went into a closed door meeting with the DPO. Abiriba kaa'



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/protest-in-abiriba-after-thieves-caught.html?m=1

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Penny wise, pound foolish.

How much is a bottle of fuel and a stick of matches?

The thieves will now graduate to armed robbers and come back with vengeance.

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Abagworo:
Her hometown is Eziama not Nkwerre. Eziama Obaire, Nkwerre and Owerri Nkworji are 3 different towns in one LGA.

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It is the same way Umuna, Eziachi, Umuowa, Owere ebeiri, Amaifeke, Ihioma, etc are referred to as Orlu because many people couldn't care less to go into details.

So...she is from Nkwerre.
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