₦airaland Forum

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She will still be carrying oxygen after the surgery.
Actually some people live like that.
Tracheal surgery will not fix chronic hypoxia or hypoxemia.
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It is either Buhari is dead or he is incapacitated.

There is nothing else to it.

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Total BS.

The phone call is a figment of their imagination.

Perhaps Buhari's condition has degenerated to full blown schizophrenia.

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No be PHCN go power am?

If they go solar, who go maintain am? No be Nigeria for sure.

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No matter your rank, whoever has the gun wins.

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The good thing about the trolley is the safety measure.

Before it gets into a collision, the driver can jump out and run away.

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esthertk:
I need the candid advise of the matured minds here. My boyfriend and I have been dating for 8 months when our relationship was 3 months I was able to get a German visa and moved to Germany .

He lost his job 2 months ago, and we have been discussing on how he can get back on his feet, lots of interviews and no call back and with this harsh economy we consider it best he starts a business which he doesn't even have the capital.

I really wish I can support him but so scared it might be termed as using money to buy love and this might just make him stick to me for the wrong reasons or even later dump me... I am so confused

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Help without any expectations.

You may meet a better man in Germany or he may meet a better lady in his location.

Everyone you help in life will not necessarily lead into a serious relationship just as you would not expect your helpers to ask for fringe benefits.
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1. Get a plan.
2. Have a Quantity surveyor produce estimates.
3. Buy materials: blocks, roofing sheets, plumbing, windows, doors, sand, stones, electrical, rods.

4. Take a break.

5. Foundation.
6. Building
7. Woods
8. Build till roofing. Roof.

9. /*3 months break */
10. Plaster + burglar proofs.
11. Fittings
12. Landscaping

13. Enjoy.

Timeline: 1year

FastShipping:
Buhari should just step down now.

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If he steps down who will pay his medical bills?

Baba is enjoying all the perks of office without lifting a finger. That is a good retirement move albeit selfish if you ask me.

Blame the folks that threw up a senile grandpa to replace an ineffectual and incompetent GEJ. Nigeria needed a good alternative but Tinubu presented and sold Buhari to gullible Nigerians. Historically, Buhari had never been anything ascribed to him without Idiagbon.
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baeboo:
awwwww! this lovely

Baby mama association

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Marriage dilemma:

Some baby mamas are happy and comfortable
while
Some married women show up with black eyes (aka domestic violence).

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Like I say, if you cannot make money in Nigeria, it will be very difficult to make money elsewhere because there are too many people who have no business holding money.

The good thing is that the smart ones (pastors, guilders, etc.) are figuring out how to separate them from the money effortlessly.

Mboi:
Sorry bro, what you people used to destroy MMM which was Media propaganda especially when they went on break can not work for you guys again. People are wiser now. You people used the media to create fear among MMM participants and scared them away from investing, that's why MMM is struggling now to survive because no business survives without people's patronage. Sorry you guys can't do same to Donation hub. Go look for the source of your problem, it's not Donation hub.

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You sound too emotional....not good for business.

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Biting the nose to spite the face.

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FASTLINK1:
One thing about donation hub is that people pick you and pay you, you come there and pick people and no body forces you. It is transparent and very professional, this is febuary period my dear and people are just recovering from January and Mmm case, has any body complained that he didn't get picked within the stipulated days, no.

If the lists last longer than before, this means that they released much more list than usual or there were fewer hubbers at that period of time. There are some times the lists do not last, it just like auction.
Just check out the number of people signing up every minute to know that it's all about soldier go soldier come.

And for the OP, you are only being jealous of the people that are doing it. Your friend complain that it is taking longer than the usual , why not, the community is growing and it expected and that reminds me, the compulsory instant payment whole reserving is making it impossible for people to reserve without an intention of saying therefore making it difficult for the real people to make reservations.

We have heard this line of argument before.

This is the more reason smart ones should take their money out...when they still can.

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That is what they signed up for and are getting paid for it.

It is not a volunteer service.

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No need checking names:

Drugs? We already know.

Fraud/419? We already know.

Bomb blast? We already know.

Wazobia aptly representated.

Docility? Mix all three together.

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No fringe benefits?

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Anyone that fixes this road has my support.

A 2nd River Niger bridge will yield my unalloyed support.

It is not enough to empower a few people from a region who only end up lining their individual pockets to the detriment of the hoi polloi.

Public interests should supersede individuals' interests.

Regional development is better than individual appointments.

It is a disservice to humanity for any Igbo person to drive through River Niger bridge or drive through this road and continue to show unnecessary support for Jonathan and his failed promises to ndi Igbo.


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Does it matter?

His presence or absence makes no difference.

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The only way to win is through psychological warfare.

3 black candles
3 red candles
6 members of Celestial church
1 bell.
3 incense

Early morning, light the candles and have the Cele members gyrating to their songs. Dig a hole inside the compound and pretend that you are burying something while the Cele members will be ringing their bell and shouting stroke! Stroke!! Stroke!!!. Make sure you tie red bandana on your head and be murmuring some gibberish.

Light the incense when done and let it burn out.

They will pack out within 1 month. Nigerians are superstitious and scary fvckers.
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Abagworo:
Don't compare Obiano with Okorocha at all. Obiano never start. Okorocha did 800km of these types of roads in his 1st term and is doing something much more solid in this his 2nd term. Let Obiano finish 1st term and then you can compare.

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Okorocha should start with clearing salaries in arrears and pensions.

That will be a good start.

Until then...

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The only rent that a landlord is guaranteed in Nigeria is the first 2 years rent paid before the tenant moves in. After that, the landlord should be ready for long stories. It is the plight of commercial property owners in Nigeria. Court process takes too long. Do you want to use thugs? Some tenants have access to thugs too. This is why some landlords resort to fetish practices to intimidate the few tenants that care.

The only saving grace is the house which is a fixed asset.
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Icecomrade:
Sad


Cant wait for the government to close Abuja Airport so our Politicians can start travelling on this Kaduna road.

Maybe it will be a blessing in disguise.

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South African airline and others have refused to fly to Kaduna citing the risks (kidnapping, bad road, Boko Haram) involved in moving passengers from Kaduna-Abuja.

Btw, fixing the runway shouldn't take uo to week.
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haveadream:
A lawyer's responsibility is simply to bring up an argument for or against a brief or any matter as the lawyer deems fit.

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It wouldn't hurt for a lawyer to stay on a subject matter than start yarning dust for the heck of it. This is what separates the guys in the law firms from the ones under a mango tree.

Just like in any profession, there are good lawyers, mediocre ones and the ones who have no business in law.

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We wish Buhari a quick recovery.

But is the life of grandpa Buhari worth the pain of 180 million Nigerians that he is subjecting to unnecessary economic hardship?

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SmartMugu:
What makes you think he's rich? Because he's talking to white men? Do you know if he's the chief hunter in a community where some white men only came to order some animal skin?
Do you know if the white men are just some hungry people in suits trying to pull some hustle? Just don't assume.

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Give or take...Emeka Ugwuonye is not poor.
He is the Havard-trained lawyer that defended former president Abubakar in a US court which resulted in his firm "jacking" $1.5m due to Nigeria Embassy, Washington for nonpayment of Attorney fees. Nigeria and Nigerians love debts. Is Emeka poor? No! Is he a rabble rouser? Of course.
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Nigerians are not ready for change.
Their only concern is entertainment and comfort.

I need atleast a 40kva generator to power my equipment shipped to Nigeria. The cost of a used one is atleast N2m. Then you hear that diesel is about N270/liter. How many people will afford the products/services if you pass the cost down to consumers?

Minimizing exposure to the fuckery called Nigeria seems to be the best game plan.
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sheffyUTD:
Please what is the difference between this and Porsche Cayenne or my eyes 'I' no see well They are not ready for serious competition because you can't compete with whom you are mirroring.

I'm now understanding why some still prefer the 90s engineering and designs. There is even cooler for beverages, 'Multina tutu ati miliki'

It looks like a crossbreed between Porsche Cayenne and Infinity fx50.

I think auto designers are on brain freeze. Think of BMW X6 vs. Mercedes GLC.

ednut1:
this is the problem i have with economists and statisticians. dem too dey lie. inflation shud be 40-45% abeg. mtcheew

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The problem is not inflation. Inflation can always be controlled by mopping up liquidity and increasing the interest rate.

The problem is stagflation : High inflation + slow economic growth + high unemployment rate. The managers of Nigerian economy lack the requisite skills and tools to wriggle out of the conundrum. They are wishing the problem goes away on its own. In other words, Nigeria is on auto-pilot.
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CFCman:
Depending upon the totality of the allegations (information), the pastor could be charged with attempted murder, or aggravated assault.
For attempted murder, he could be confined for up to 20 years in prison, and pay a possible fine that wouldn't exceed $10,000.
For aggravated assault, he may spend two to ten years in prison, and possibly fined not more than $10,000.

If he is convicted of either or both offenses, mitigating factors may play a role in reducing the total amount of prison time he would serve. Also, whether he committed the act with a "depraved mind" or with premeditation, will be additional factors to be considered by a judge, if the jury returns a guilty verdict.

The accused pastor should better lawyer up.

Does it matter? Most criminals know they will go to jail if caught. Yet they go ahead and commit the crime. Jail is not a deterrent to criminals.

It is sad that most acts of domestic violence could be avoided by mere negotiation. The man probably threw his power around. The woman probably invoked the power of "this is USA". She should be glad to still be alive.

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned. A woman scorned has no fury like a man with a weapon who has nothing else to lose. It seems that Nigerians always prefer things the hard way.
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Next time make una continue to vote sickly almajiri into power.

74 years old military age (probably 80+) grandpa na im una vote for power and expect make e no sick.

LMAO.
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