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/ Plant a landmine...put a warning sign post next to it. And some people will still step on the landmine. / |
/ Tell him to F off. And if his parents are still in Nigeria, Tell him that the parents stand as insurance in case of his fvck up. That should calm him down. Don't ever treat blackmailers with a kid's glove. You have to come down to their level. Most of them are cowards. OR With a little connection, have SARS arrest him on blackmail charges. They will seize his international passport. With missed flight and rebooking, bail charges and delay tactics of Nigeria police, he will regret ever knowing you. SARS know how to mess people up well well. Heck. They may even get close to offing him if nobody watches them closely. \ |
/ I hope the boy is alive. But even if not, what's the big deal? Every living thing will surely die. All the victims of Nyanya bombing were not children of stone. Yet the punk a$s went to Kano to dance shoki. That's how caring Jonathan is. / |
mrborntodoit:/ You failed to emphasize on the docile nature of the black race that makes them easy walk-over for their leaders and other races. \ |
/ Jungle/Street justice is more effective than court justice in Nigeria. That's why. Just as some people are wrongfully convicted in court, some people are wrongfully barbequed in the court of jungle justice. Cave ne sedes. \ |
/ It has been like this since the beginning of time. Anyone who knows that armed robbers get roasted in Onitsha, yet goes ahead to rob will definitely meet his/her waterloo and deserves no sympathy. \ |
/ If only those that went for NIS job in Abuja last year could all drive up to NA complex to look for jobs... \ |
\ People always get what they bargained for. Wike is here. Let the redemption or lack thereof of Rivers State continue. / |
/ Take any rumours from Nigeria with a pinch of salt. The ones that say they saw, know or witnessed are usually the ones lying the most. The same Nigerians that said Obasanjo died(on three different occasions). They said that Osuofia was nabbed and executed for cocaine runs. There are so many similar rumours in Nigeria. Each peddler will even swear with his/her life. Atmmachine is not credible. First, if he is in US Navy, he is barely feeding himself. Secondly, the way he talks is common among those petty rumour peddlers I mentioned. Don't be surprised that he has never Gozie in his life. / |
/ Any solution that doesn't start with impeaching the Aregbe dude is a waste of time. When they were dancing Shoki, sold their future for cups of rice and voted on.sentiment instead of substance, they never imagined it could get this. Serves them right. \ |
OP Stop deceiving yourself. There is no formula for marriage. Pious, educated, successful, handsome and even losers have failed in marriages equally. When two adults raised from different family backgrounds and beliefs come together, there is bound to be clashes. The way the clashes are handled will determine if the marriage will survive or not. It is not by sex, education, height, appearance and other mundane things you ignorantly ascribe to marriage. Marriage is tough. \ |
/ A government that cannot afford to pay salaries will pay 500k to each NYSC student? Ben is living in fantasy land. \ |
/ Music is not by force. Auto-tune killed Nigeria music industry. Beat, tone, rhythm- they all sound the same. \ |
/ My uncle finished his house in the village. He goes there every two years. He usually stays for two weeks. First three days is for cleaning, then he stays and fixes some broken systems. After 2 weeks, he leaves with the hope to come back in two years. I think it is stupid. I had a big mansion in mind. Then the dilemma set in. Who is going to live there? Not me. I travel to my village and leave the same day most times staying less than an hour. The cost of logistics for a short visit is irritating enough that I don't.want to imagine what it will cost in terms of security to stay for days. In fact, nothing in the village interests me. |
/ A young girl banging her father's mate. What else can I say? \ |
/ A lot of lessons to be learned. 1. For kidnappers 2. For the so-called returnees. As for me, a house is not a home. Nigeria is a no-go area for now. \ |
About Goint To School With Visiting Visa In America by BayoAdex(m): 6:31am On Jan 22, 2013 About Relocating To Nigeria From The United States by BayoAdex(m): 5:44am/ In 2013, you claimed to have a "visiting visa" to US. In less than 2 years (2015), you are already a naturalized U.S. citizen planning to relocate to Nigeria. You better get your story right. I suspect that unemployment and idleness are playing games with your brain. \ |
Fact: Some men sleep with their maids. Women in denial say: Blame the man for lack of self control, using a maid encourages child Labour, etc. Jesus said: Do not put the Lord, your God to temptation. Solution: Don't bring another lady into your relationship, be it a maid or whoever. Blaming the men for this despicable act or the wife will never solve the problem. Many women will still lose their husbands to the maids. If your hand will lead you to sin, cut it off. So says the bible. If the maid will be the "temptation" in your relationship, why not err on the side of caution and let her go. Women can take this simple logical advice or risk losing their matrimonial bed to that young blood (with well-rounded melons) especially when madam with flabby brea.sts starts looking more like a bag of yam courtesy of child birth. A word is enough for the wise. Protect your home. / |
/ Once a maid reaches puberty, every discerning woman should know that it is time for her to go. It is simple as that. Self-control or not, male organ has brought a large number of great men and heroes down. What makes a woman think her husband will be an exception? \ |
/ Who cares? They sent Orji to the Senate and voted Rochas and the Aregbe dude back into the government house. They can owe them 60months in arrears for all I care. It is high time people stopped being sympathetic to the plight of the hoi polloi in Nigeria. Every nation gets the leadership they deserve. \ |
lolaredvelvet:/ Feel free to apply... I am screening for a babymama. It comes with some nice remunerations...beats 9-5. \ |
cramjones:/ Most relationships that go lovey-lovey in public usually go belly up. There are a lot of people in bad relationships that would do everything to break that relationship--misery needs company. It gets worse with the wives that flaunt high end acquisitions by their husbands. What they are advertising is that their husbands have overflowing expendable income, then the ubiquitous and covetous vultures fly in. The vulture can even be the wife's best friend. But women continue to fall for this old trick in the book. By the way, do they have kid(s) together after 14years? If not, oh well... \ |
Dapo777: Dapo777:/ By the way, this your piece of crap was not written in simple English. I think you need God more. If not for anything, to give you wisdom. If after years in school this is how best you can communicate your problem(s), then you sure do need miracles in your brain. \ |
Dapo777:A·the·ist : a person who disbelieves or lacks belief in the existence of God or gods. Reading the highlighted portion above, I can see that you are confused. How can you be a christian and an atheist? |
prettyjo:/ A very good suggestion. I think you should lead the pack by building up a business and hiring people with 2.2 or lower to run it. \ |
Lousymouth:/ It is good so that the people that see one badly tarred road or a four-storey building as a big development will crawl back into their rat holes. Nigeria is still a 5th world country. You can't even breathe some fresh air in the middle of green vegetation because people urinate or defecate all over the place like primordial animals. Worst of all, everyone thinks it is normal. \ |
Aitee1:/ Welcome to the 21st Century. Women and their greedy kindred killed marriage. Signing the dotted line shouldn't be a prerequisite. Actually, it is enslavement. \ |
/ I don't know which is more disgusting--that people are being nonchalantly owed salaries in arrears OR that otherwise supposedly enlightened folks cannot see beyond APC/PDP in this war between the rich and the poor. I believe that Nigerians deserve all the hardship that come their way. They are practically irredeemable. \ |
/ A serial debtor is someone who borrows and continually refuses to service the loans. The question is: Who is giving unsecured line of credit to these debtors? CBN should spare us this stu.pidity. \ |
/ I am yet to find any good reason to buy a brand new car. IF you buy a lemon, that's a whole different story...you got scammed. Give me a used car that went more than 20-points inspection any day. Buy that new car, drive it one kilometer away and it becomes a used car. Used car? New car? In Nigeria, you are one bad filling station away from being an acquaintance to a mechanic. Some news cars do come with problem(s) that the dealers themselves cannot rectify. \ |
CharlesPhc:/ So your interest is fashion instead of substance. That's very shallow. \ |
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The fact I dint go to church , I know how some of them act, how will they act if I tell them i don't believe in God, in nigeria do people stigmatize atheists the way they stigmatize sickle cell oatients and HIV patients? 