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 Fashion › Re: Eniola Badmus' New Look by InvertedHammer: 5:23am On Aug 16, 2013 |
/ Ovorkor ovorkor / |
| Romance › Re: Ways To Show An Online Guy You Like Him by InvertedHammer: 5:21am On Aug 16, 2013 |
Favour009: do u think this wil realy workOf course! Cynthia Osukogu is a dead example 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: 5 Kinds Of Nigerian Drivers To Keep-0ff! by InvertedHammer: 5:44pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
@Wellmax...you son of a gun! You took the coveted position!  6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Things Every Man Should Learn To Do by InvertedHammer: 5:41pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
/ Did you forget Cunnilyngus? Look up the word. / |
| Politics › Re: Atiku, Ngige Others Visits Fashola. by InvertedHammer: 5:34pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
Pataki: You really don't wanna know. Nawao...How did we get here? Where do these people come from? It must be the ASUU strike! OR Seun has not paid the moderators their monthly egunje (today is 14th already) ..And they are taking it out on NLers. |
| Politics › Re: Atiku, Ngige Others Visits Fashola. by InvertedHammer: 5:28pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
Pataki: Wow! Almost a whole page of hidden posts.I keep wondering what they said. |
| Business › Re: Types Of People You Need To Kick-off Your Business Camp by InvertedHammer: 5:26pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
/ You have ended up enumerating the qualities of about 95% of people in the world. I guess the best bet is "NO BUSINESS". It is called People and/or Business Management for a reason. You will be managing tough situations which include human beings. // |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Vacancies At Halliburton Nigeria Limited by InvertedHammer: 5:21pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
4reigningqueen: no be dis same company them dey mention for one bribery scandal?/ Wetin concern vulture for barber matter? // 4 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: D'banj Visits Governor Amosun by InvertedHammer: 5:14pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
/ Real Men fight...Women talk. No go get your own...Don Jazzy and D'Banj get two heads? // 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Romance Without Finance Is A Nuisance by InvertedHammer: 5:12pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
/ Blame the little guy down there. // |
| Science/Technology › Re: Two Unilorin Students Construct Aircraft Prototype by InvertedHammer: 5:09pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
/ Haven't we seen enough of these prototype aircraft that can't even move talk more of flying? People get pieces of scrap metals, weld them together, attach fan blades and used car seats...We applaud! I think our expectations are too low that anything at all is marvelous. // |
| Science/Technology › Re: Korea Constructs Road That Wirelessly Charges Moving Electric Buses by InvertedHammer: 4:59pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
kokoye: Na the same God create us so? YOU WONDER WHY BLACKS ARE TREATED AS SUBHUMANS. THEY PORTRAY THEMSELVES AS SUCH. UNLESS THERE IS A PINK SKIN INVOLVED, IT ALWAYS ENDS UP IN A SH_T HOLE FOR BLACK PEOPLE. Even the most mediocre students in Nigeria...As soon as they migrate and mingle with Whites, they become First Class materials. So-called lecturers in Nigeria are intellectually lazy. A country of million engineers and nothing "engineering" is happening. Just cram, vomit, get A grade and add Dr. or Ph.D "title" to your name and the world stops. COMMON FREAKING REFINERY, PAVED ROADS, ELECTRICITY. I TIRE O! ESPECIALLY IN THIS 21ST CENTURY 4 Likes |
| Fashion › Re: Eniola Badmus' New Look by InvertedHammer: 4:51pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
/ I call it 'Assignment' // |
| Politics › Re: Orji Kalu Failed To Pay Land Charge - Lagos by InvertedHammer: 3:45pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
@ author=Afro connect Be a man enough to write your own comments/opinion instead of making an addendum to mine. |
| Politics › Re: Atiku, Ngige Others Visits Fashola. by InvertedHammer: 3:42pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
SEXXY EYES!!! WHO IS THIS ONE LOOKING AT? https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/993967_609039375783999_2065862558_n.jpg |
| Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Have A Sugar Daddy for School Fees? by InvertedHammer: 2:21pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
/ Go ahead, do your thing. Come to think of it, you are giving it away to those "Chewing-gum" boys that cannot even buy a recharge card. You are a hero if you only have 1 sugar daddy that foots your bills b/c most girls I know have many of them at a go, not even factoring in the occasional runz they engage in in-between. In a patriarchal country as Nigeria, it is extremely difficult for a female to get any where with legs closed. Truth be told. Don't hate the player. Hate the Game A sugar daddy may give 1 banging per month = 12 "bangings" per year. But your useless broke-behind BF + runs = 300 "bangings" per year at least. In these two scenarios, which will wash the toto pass?  3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Orji Kalu Failed To Pay Land Charge - Lagos by InvertedHammer: 2:11pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
/ Countdown to Fashola's exit from Alausa. El Rufai descended on Igbo's property in FCT and thought he was god. Where is he today? Living in oblivion. Kamar is a biaaaaaaaatch! Look at the long list of people who messed with property belonging to ndi Igbo: Awolowo, Sam Aluko, El Rufai, etc. They all have some things in common--Nemesis! Some committed suicide, some died uncelebrated, and some are still fighting to find relevance in their lives. Fashola will soon join them. Power is transient. Apparently, Fashola is a poor student of history 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Fire At Alaba International Market by InvertedHammer: 2:04pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
/ Fashola boys at work! // |
| Celebrities › Re: . by InvertedHammer: 3:46am On Aug 14, 2013 |
/ The same venom you are visiting on Chima now is equal in enormity to the curses you rained on Mercy Johnson when she was getting married to Odi. She was called numerous unprintable names on different listserv, forum, etc. Guess what people? Today all you previous nay-believers are singing her praises. People sef! I can't wait for the congratulatory messages if and when Chima and the wife have their baby. Hypocrites! // 1 Like |
| Education › Re: FG Can't Meet With ASUU Demands - Okonjo-Iweala by InvertedHammer: 3:35am On Aug 14, 2013 |
/ I think every professional in Nigeria needs audition for the job. There exists abundance of mediocrity in all spheres of the entrapment called Nigeria. We need only 25% of the so-called professionals for efficiency. If you are a lecturer, better show that you can do the job better than the other 75% of lecturers. Likewise, the legislatures. Anyone who does not make the cut should walk straight into Atlantic Ocean and not look back. It is difficult to argue for or against the demands by ASUU. Looking at the legislature for comparative analysis,one may be tempted to canvass for outright payment of the demands in contention. Then again, you focus on their productivity or lack thereof, ones inclination will be to tell them all to F OFF! It is a clear case of DAMNED if you do, DAMNED if you don't. // |
| Celebrities › Re: . by InvertedHammer: 8:24pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
Yeah...as if all of you are telling the bride what she doesn't know already. Back off! Hitler was married. Saddam was married. Abacha was married. Idi Amin was married. Heck OBJ is still married. Gaddemnit! Even GEJ is married. So what is it about this guy that will make a Nigerian woman say NO to his marriage proposal? You will be amazed at how opposites attract. Good girls love BAD guys and vice versa. I am still trying to find out what is it about a slap across the face that good girls find enjoyable. // 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Lagos-Ibadan Expressway And The Churches - Joe Igbokwe by InvertedHammer: 7:41pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
/ JOE IGBOKWE is a see-no-evil, hear-no-evil kind of guy unless it affects him on a personal level. Is this the first time he'd heard/seen the traffic imbroglio along Ibadan-Lagos Expressway? Why did MASSOB let him get to Nnewi in the first place? // |
| Politics › Re: Lagos Drags Al-mustapha To Supreme Court Over Kudirat's Murder by InvertedHammer: 7:35pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
It is about time! Jeeeeeeesus Christ! What did Mustapha do that turned him into an overnight hero in the north? Have we stooped this low to honour murderers? Unbe-f_cking-lieveable! // 2 Likes |
| Health › Re: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by InvertedHammer: 7:33pm On Aug 13, 2013 |
/ There is no such thing as Sleep Paralysis. Go talk to your uncle in the village // 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Things You Should Never Say To Your Partner During A Fight by InvertedHammer: 5:02am On Aug 13, 2013 |
Try these: 1. You are bad luck to my life 2. You toto smells 3. Like mother, like daughter; after all, I don sleep with your mother |
| Christianity Etc › Re: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by InvertedHammer: 8:23pm On Aug 11, 2013 |
Meet a girl...get her digits Ask her out...Hopefully, she agrees Make an appointment...Hopefully, there is no rain-check Take her out....Spend money Take her home and in a few freaking minutes, it is all over. VS. Drive to 99c store...Buy a bottle of lotion. Get home..turn on to www.Bleep.com Rub away baby!!! In a few freaking minutes, it is all over. Time is money. Mast**bation saves time and money. Most importantly it relieves stress. Who cares if Halley Berry, Beyonce, Genevieve, Toolz are out of reach? You can make love to anyone of these beautiful lady without their presence. Imagination at work! I would rather go to hell than give up MAST**BATION! Yeah! That's how serious it is. 3 Likes |
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