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 Career › Re: Things You Must Give-up To Be Successful by InvertedHammer: 3:02pm On Sep 09, 2013*. Modified: 6:40pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
/ In summary, GIVE UP BEING HUMAN! Everyone has a list of the golden rules and still are broke...which is why professors are never billionaires // 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Stop "The Charging Phone In Church" Habit by InvertedHammer: 2:21am On Sep 09, 2013 |
/ May be the church is the only building around the area that has light. After all na church members money the pastor dey use power the generator. I think they should have "Phone Charging Department" in these mordern day churches. / |
| Romance › Re: Is It A Sin To Fall In Love In The Church??? by InvertedHammer: 2:18am On Sep 09, 2013 |
/ There is no way one would not be forced to fall in love in church. Have you seen how those ladies shake their ikebes while dancing towards the offering plate? // 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Ngozi Ezeonu's New Slim Figure (photos) by InvertedHammer: 2:15am On Sep 09, 2013 |
/ Ngozi should know that she lives in Nigeria. All that lose weight thing na oyibo matter. Any sudden and unexplained weight loss is attributed to affliction. She is going to spend the rest of her life explaining to people this new phenomenon. Whether they are going to buy it or not, na another matter. As she be so, if she open her abunna most naija men would gladly say "thank you" Na who HIV wan catch? // |
| Politics › Re: Video Of Governor Suntai's True Condition by InvertedHammer: 8:42pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
/ Is it me? Or Was Sen. Hope Uzodinma speaking English or typing English with mouth? / |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: London Skyscraper That Melts Cars And Fries Eggs by InvertedHammer: 8:35pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
[quote author=Akin-David]I expect to read scientific interpretations in the comments but tah!! This is just what you get when you bring a magnifying glass out in the Sun. The rays of the sunlight are simply been converged and what do you have, heat which directly heat or melt anything in the area of convergence.  ..Like all comments above, if it were to be in Nigeria, the headline would have been "Mysterious building that melts iron". Save my head! [/quote]You are correct. We used to use magnifying glass to burn paper when I was in High School. It was fun! Sorry to the religious fanatics, this is not ETT. 1 Like |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: When You're Asked To Log In Into Your Facebook Account During A Job Interview by InvertedHammer: 8:32pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
/ You can always tell them that you don't have a facebook account / |
| Romance › Re: Nigerian Ladies Worry Over Scarcity Of Men by InvertedHammer: 5:24pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
/ I refuse to marry // |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Sends Missile Cruiser To Eastern Mediterranean by InvertedHammer: 5:50am On Sep 06, 2013 |
[quote author=optimus-prime1]Who said Russia can even intimidate America? Remember its no longer USSR/Soviet Union, its just Russia.... Mtcheeeeeeeew..... Bomb them all up America if Russia try's to cover up Assad. God Bless America! #Singing Star Spangled Banner#[/quote]// If America barks loud, Russia will recoil to her shell. All na shakara. Man pass man; country pass country. Personally I think the world should give Israel a go-ahead order to teach Syria a lesson. That's when you will know that Syria is nothing ....Oh they sent a letter asking for mercy today to US Congress. Haha The Syrian government has written to US Congress, warning members against supporting "irresponsible, reckless action" that it claims will injure innocent civilians. The letter, seen by Sky News, urges Congress to "communicate with us through civilised dialogue rather than the language of fire and blood". It was sent just days before members are due to vote on whether to approve the use of military force in Syria. The US holds Syrian President Bashar al Assad's regime responsible for a chemical attack last month, in which it estimates more than 1,400 people were killed. "We write to you as fathers and mothers, as members of families and communities which really are not so different to yours," the Syrian letter states. "Moreover, we write to you as human beings asking: if you bomb us, shall we not bleed? Innocent people will be harmed." The five-page letter, which references quotes from former president Franklin D. Roosevelt, claims an attack could trigger a "bloody, destructive, catastrophic" conflict. It continues: "Logically, what is the benefit of the Syrian government to commit a chemical attack during the visit of the UN Independent International Commission of Inquiry on Syria within less than four miles from the Commission's residence at the Four Seasons Hotel (in Damascus)? "For that reason, we urge you to come to Syria, to send a delegation as soon as you can, to see and discover for yourselves what is going on here. "We invite you to come to Syria to measure the situation before you cut, especially when the cloth that will be cut is human flesh." The document, sent to John Boehner, the speaker of the House of Representatives, uses similar language to letters sent to British MPs and French politicians in recent weeks. It mentions the British decision not to support military action and says MPs "took the responsibility to exhaust all avenues of diplomacy before involving their nation in a war". That letter, received by Commons Speaker John Bercow on August 29, asked: "Before you rush over the cliffs of war, would it not be wise to pause?" |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Syria Prepares For U.S. Attack by InvertedHammer: 5:40am On Sep 06, 2013 |
collins123: So both of you really think you are intellectual when you typed these garbage abi?// [b]Don't mind all these keyboard war analysts. The nations of the world know the capabilities of US military... and that's why they hide their tails between their legs any time US barks. If not for rules of engagement, US will carpet-bomb Syria back to the stone age... and Russia ain't gonna do jack else they will face the wrath of US economically and otherwise. All these nonsense is b/c the Republicans a.k.a hawks are not in the helm of affairs. Remember George W? He would have told the UN inspectors to step off and start making the bombs rain Like it or not, the introduction of chemical weapon into conflicts will affect everyone if this action of Syrian government goes unpunished. Wait until Boko Haram gets access to it. Then it will be too late. Like joke, like joke...that's how kidnapping started. People did not pay attention until it spread like wild fire. It is either you proactively nip a problem in the bud or one stands the risk of letting it grow into some insurmountable wahala. Assad must be thought a lesson. .[/b] // |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo Linked With Emergence Of ‘new PDP’ by InvertedHammer: 2:39pm On Sep 04, 2013 |
chiover: OBJ and Atiku can't eat in the same plate again.OBJ and GEJ are one,as time goes on you will see the real losers of PDP.These men are all green snakesYou are really naive. These people are after their interests. As soon as situation guarantees the protection of their interests, enemies will become friends. And the thugs out there fighting for these users would find out too late especially the dead ones. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Molests Woman During ‘Spiritual Bath’ by InvertedHammer: 8:02pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
/ Touch not my annointed Do my prophet no harm // |
| Nairaland General › Re: Life Lessons Learnt From Nairaland!! by InvertedHammer: 7:59pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
Important Acronyms: FTC = First to Comment ETT = End Time Things IGU = I Give Up. TNMA = Touch Not My Annointed. MoG = Man of God TFU = Thunder Fire You |
| Politics › Re: Nine PDP Adamawa Delegates Die In Car Crash by InvertedHammer: 7:15pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
/ Occupational Hazard / |
| Politics › Re: Naeto C's Mum Is PDP National Women Leader by InvertedHammer: 6:06pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
biggy smalls: Where the F**C*K is her husband ? Which husband? Owerri woman and husband? What an oxymoron! OBJ don tear the abunna finish..if na ur wife, will you still marry her? / |
| Car Talk › Re: First Train To Ply Port-Harcourt Bashes A Car Parked On The Rails by InvertedHammer: 6:01pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
/ The car was planted by APC to ascertain if the train would really ply the route as promised by GEJ. / 1 Like |
| Travel › Re: Should I Quit My Job For Masters In The Us? by InvertedHammer: 5:54pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
Getting a job in US depends on the kind of visa you have. Getting IT job is not easy especially as a lot of companies require security clearance which by your visa status you may not have. However, if you have the balls/finance, give it at least 4-5yrs to be fully integrated into the US job market. Can you handle that? Breaking into IT in US may be challenging b/c the Indians and Asians are the ones who run the show. And they tend to employ their likes, that is subtle nepotism. But hey! the world is never fair. But if you really want to live in US, you can make the move. When you get here,you can become a nurse. You starting with wiping old peoples' a?ss, then progress to giving medications and finally to being a real nurse. I hope you do your research well. When everything else fails, you can do the same program online when offered by reputable institutions. |
| Fashion › Re: Michelle Obama In An Outfit By Duro Olowu by InvertedHammer: 4:22am On Aug 31, 2013 |
/ I DON'T LIKE IT // |
| Health › Re: Plastic Surgeon Made His Wife Perfect Using His Skills by InvertedHammer: 4:22am On Aug 30, 2013 |
/ The surgeon sculptured the perfect wife (or so he thought). The wife will sculpture the perfect alimony and child support...especially now that they are in the news. Her defense attorneys will argue that she was under mind control of the surgeon... Militant feminists will argue that it is a disrespect to womanhood... Other men will cry out--what a mugu!!! ... Now all the odds are stacked against this "wanna-be celebrity" surgeon. And the jury will ask for a larger than life pay out. This drama is only unfolding... |
| Science/Technology › Re: A Nairalander's Remote Controlled Aircraft And SUAVS by InvertedHammer: 3:24pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
Sidajili: Designed in Nigeria, built/assembled in China or Designed in China, built/assembled in Nigeria... bottom line is, skill, knowledge and experience is required to achieve either. Both design and build/assembly skills compliment each other and are both vital in technology..Wrong...not a matter of semantics. Technology is not sociology |
| Fashion › Re: Indecent Dressing Among People Of Developing Countries by InvertedHammer: 3:19pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
/ I don't get it...After so many years in California, I am yet to see the girls that dress so provocatively as the girls as I see on the streets in Nigeria. The exceptions to that are the corner-side prostitutes looking for Johns. But the police are quick to pick them up for indecent dressing, public nuisance and solicitation. Another place would be in the night clubs. Other than that, I have never seen anyone dress these ways all these years. Correct me if I am wrong. I guess Nigeria girls are taking hip-hop costumes too far. Ignorance is bliss / 1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: A Nairalander's Remote Controlled Aircraft And SUAVS by InvertedHammer: 8:18am On Aug 29, 2013 |
[quote author=Wallie][/quote]www.nairaland.com/attachments/1276491_image_5_jpegb147350f89ed99f52dc2be62820a5b5d LOL...LOL....LOL....LOL.....LOL.. YOU ARE AWESOME!....LOL...LOL It was just a taunt. You didn't have to go down to the electrician down your street to snap some pictures. What point are you trying to prove? I am glad that he finally showed you what a soldering iron looks like. Congratulations! A journey of a thousand miles starts with a step. What are u gonna do next? Snap a naked picture to prove that you are a man? 1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: Nigeria To Start Exporting Technologies To African Countries, Says Minister by InvertedHammer: 12:41am On Aug 29, 2013 |
/ Is it possible to buy a bottle of Ombatshe? I want to buy only what is already proven to work. With a bottle of Ombatshe...bye bye police/SSS/NSDC/military harassment and extortion. // |
| Health › Re: Easy Homemade Mosquito Trap by InvertedHammer: 12:38am On Aug 29, 2013 |
/ If it works...that will be awesome! OP..if this works, better have someone else start your car.... the manufacturers of Raid will not be smiling.  // |
| Science/Technology › Re: A Nairalander's Remote Controlled Aircraft And SUAVS by InvertedHammer: 12:30am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Wallie: Of course he didn't build the air frame! You buy all the parts needed, and depending on the configuration, program as necessary. In an autonomous plane, which is what I did, it is akin to buying the different parts of a car and trying to build one from scratch. You have to program the controller for the air frame type so that it flies straight, solder the autopilot, gps modules, telemetry radios, on screen display, power filters, voltage regulators, magnetometer, amplifiers, batteries, antennas, servos, cameras etcWho are you trying to impress with all these power filters...magnetometer crap? Just order the damn box and use a screwdriver to put it together. Stay away from textbook materials and be more practical my man. I bet you don't even know what a soldering iron looks like. gps module ko, telemetry radios ni! 1 Like |
| Science/Technology › Re: A Nairalander's Remote Controlled Aircraft And SUAVS by InvertedHammer: 6:22pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
megadeath: Hehehe. Lies!! Those planes and that tarmac are in NAF base kaduna. No silly nairalander built them. They're being used to teach airforce personnel drone technology. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTED !!! |
| Food › Re: Do You Eat A Meal Inside A Public Transport ? by InvertedHammer: 5:10pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
booqee: jeez! Eating jollof rice in a public transport?? ..tf?? Anyway i can only eat snacks like gala and take chilled drinks especially if on a long journey. Anything aside dat is a big NO for me. Daaammnn! You are missing out my sister. Try hammer/no pun intended/ egusi soup and akpu standing inside molue from Mile 2 to Orile-Iganmu. It is a whole world of experience |
| Health › Re: 10 Myths And Facts About Getting Pregnant by InvertedHammer: 4:51pm On Aug 28, 2013*. Modified: 5:38pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
omiobo: 2. Inverted Sex Positions Will Boost Chances of Conception HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! You don't have to bring my name into it! You can still make your point. 21 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Ozekhome, Abductors Demand N250m Ransom by InvertedHammer: 4:45pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
/ Kidnapping in Benin? NO WAY!!! Not after all that ritual by the Esama of Benin and other Benin high chiefs last year against kidnapping. Unless you are saying that jazz pass jazz. / |
| Food › Re: Foods You Should Eat With The Peel On by InvertedHammer: 4:32pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
/ I think coconut will be delicious with the peel. Hey! it is my opinion! / 26 Likes |
| Science/Technology › Re: A Nairalander's Remote Controlled Aircraft And SUAVS by InvertedHammer: 4:24pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
[quote author=Okija_juju]Hmmmm.... Those things look suspect.. How did you build that body?![/quote] There is no freaking way this dude built those bodies with such finesse. He assembled it using assembly manual which any diy-er could do. The post is misleading or the OP is just being plain dishonest |
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