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pcwhiz: nah! I dnt copy dt.. Evn if i comprehend wot ur tryin to say i will stl reply u in a peaceful penlike manner. And am stl goin to tell u ds, no nation progress wit arms and guns. Syria, Egypt, liberia, sudan etcc. Do u copy dt?/ Then continue taking what is coming your way from FG and stop complaining like a bi.atchhhh~ // |
/ Instead of sexy...she ended up looking physically and psychologically sick! // |
/ Multiple gun shots from a double-barrel gun? Accidental discharge is one shot b/c DB gun is not auto. (semi- or full) This is murder! // |
The Writer: [size=19pt] You have no idea of what you are talking about. If the brain is deprived of oxygen after about 5 minutes, max. 15minutes it will result in irreversible damage. This is what CPR (Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation) is all about...to prevent this damage from occurring. ACLS (Advanced Cardiovascular Life Support) involves the use of medication + CPR. 24hrs dead cell cannot be revived. Do not put the Lord your God to temptation. |
RIP |
The problem with Nigeria is that their education system has no local content. It is the same problem that inner city Black children have in a place like USA. The questions in the tests have questions that these kids cannot relate to. I remember back in the days when I took A-level examination at the British Council in Enugu. One of the questions was to explain our understanding of Anorexia Nervosa. My first thought was Ano-wetin? If na my uncle for village send una, I bind and cast. ![]() I had never heard that health condition in my life. I simply put all the symptoms of malaria/typhoid. Only God knew how I take pass that test. When textbook examples talk about River Thames instead of River Benue, all the students could do is cram to pass. Then hope for the best thereafter. The lecturers most often than not are more clueless than their students. // |
[quote author=Okija_juju]SO Osun State will have alot of Tailors now.. Very Good News.. I hope say them go teach them how to sew socks and boxers o!! [/quote]Xmas is nigh Timely and cheap delivery of aso-ebi and aso-oke. Traditional marriage on your mind // |
pcwhiz: lol. Pen and pencil ryt? Aftarall it's mightier dan d swrd and more deadly, wen used properly.. Voilence destroy more dan create. #peace/ Only a fool goes to a gun's fight with a knife. Pen wars since 1960 have achieved nothing. Who receives more attention from FG? Militants, Boko HARAM, Ombatshe? What do these groups have in common? They speak the language that the FG understands easily. Copy that? / |
' You go fear desperation // |
/ Russia is just fuming unnecessarily. If my boys decide to go in, Russia ain't gonna do squat. They are lucky that it is not the Republicans in power. They would have mowed down Assad while giving Russia the middle finger that they rightly deserve. I can't wait for Republicans to come back. Enough of this "small boys" provocation already! // |
/ THEY ARE TAKING OVER!!! END-TIME THINGZ // |
/ After 5 years in the university... And you still couldn't figure it out. Your case deserves special prayers...TB Joshua on my mind // |
/ NAIRA vs. DOLLAR vs. EURO vs. YEN All na money You will be ok with any. NIN vs. NID argument is Middle-class and/or Low-class argument. I refuse to partake. // |
/ Expiry date means the product is in its Best Shape by the date. Some companies use BB:Best Before instead of Expiry Date. If you consume expired food/drug post expiration date, nothing will happen. The efficacy is reduced but you will not die...Emphasis mine / |
/ And I bet you that the two NL tattoo freaks--JallowBah and Candieangel12 think that he is the best thing next to a vibra.tor // |
/ It is more common than most hypocrites will like to acknowledge. / |
// I hope they will be moving only the containers that need to be in Kaduna, Kano or any of the northern states. It will really suck if you live in Lagos to find out that your container has been moved to Kano or Kaduna by omission or commission. Let's hope they got the logistics down to the wire. // |
Hi folks. I plan on hosting NL forex trading community in FCT on October/November 2013. Send pm to chim_lou2001@yahoo.com if you may be interested in attending. //NB: This is a get-together event. No Sales. No Trading discussions. Just fun way of meeting all the insomniacs in this forum |
/ Hurraaaaaaaaaaay!!! Fat and scruffy guys are winning!!! Ladies..you want to be secured in your relationship? Stay away from all these fine boys and muscle hanks... GAY!!! https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/body-builder-8702325.jpg NORMAL!!! Husband material https://adsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/images/fatman_0.jpg // |
/ When they talk like this..something big is around the corner. Keep an eye on your bank // |
No matter how you look at it, it is very bad. What impressions are they creating? That they are easy lure for pecuniary gain? A seasoned criminal would notice that they are underpaid and could be accessories to bank heist which invariably negates the essence of having security in the bank in the first place. There is place and time for everything. |
2005 Los Angeles, California - Houston, TX. Total miles: 1550 miles (~2494km) Duration: 24hrs non-stop (except to buy gas and stretch) Vehicle: 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee. I will never do anything that crazy in my life again!!! |
/ We don't need the transcript. I want the live interview to see his facial expressions, gestures, etc. This guy is an amateur comedian / |
/ In terms of aesthetics, this is the best I have seen from all the prototypes in Nigeria. / |
Mr Aboki: [b]Lets get this matter straight..Thinking along the same line. |
/ All na wash. SOLUTION: TO have one child....missionary style To have a twin...the woman has to be on top To have a triplet....wheel barrow style TO have quadruplet....reverse cowgirl style It is as simple as that // |
/ Best advice...DON'T DO IT!!! // |
/ Who wants to sleep on that plastic stench? The least the designer could do is have a place where you can place a fish under... That way the smell will be real // |
/ My case is till death do us part. After all, I can't break up with my hands // |
/ This guy is an idiot. I will tell u why...USA for instance is littered with all had-beens who lost it all. Case examples Allen Iverson, Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, Dan Amokachie (had a private jet) just to name a few. Heck Mike Tyson at some point had a 50 bedroom mansion until reality set in. Once the soccer money stops, all these will disappear in 1 year. All these cars are financed based on current and future earnings. As soon as his career ends, by accident, force or age...the repo man comes calling. This is why people hate banks in the Western world. As a matter of fact, the banks will be praying that he defaults on his payment...kachiiiiiiing! Easy money! Payment already made are non-refundable. He is falling victim to the shenanigans of the banks. Sometimes, people think they know better than the masters. And they had been proven wrong time after time. Nice rides by the way! Lest I be misconstrued a hater. |
Ishilove: I've fallen a couple of times. The feeling is indescribable [size=14pt]BUL.SH.T!!![/size] |
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. It feels like powerful electricity volts. It jolts your spiritman and your physical senses gets scrambled and loses all cordination. The minister didn't even have to touch me; the power of God flowing through the our midst did the touching. I just staggered backwards, scattered all the chairs in my immediate sorroundings and fell yakata like small pikin. 
