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Education › Re: ASUU Strike - Students’ Peaceful Protest Turns Bloody In Delta (photos) by InvertedHammer: 2:56pm On Aug 27, 2013
pcwhiz: nah! I dnt copy dt.. Evn if i comprehend wot ur tryin to say i will stl reply u in a peaceful penlike manner. And am stl goin to tell u ds, no nation progress wit arms and guns. Syria, Egypt, liberia, sudan etcc. Do u copy dt?

Two wrongz dnt mek a right! It meks a left wink
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Then continue taking what is coming your way from FG and stop complaining like a bi.atchhhh~


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Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Reaction To Miley Cyrus' X-rated VMA Performance by InvertedHammer: 2:42pm On Aug 27, 2013
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Instead of sexy...she ended up looking physically and psychologically sick!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Priest Mistakenly Shoots Self Dead In Edo by InvertedHammer: 2:39pm On Aug 27, 2013
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Multiple gun shots from a double-barrel gun?

Accidental discharge is one shot b/c DB gun is not auto. (semi- or full)

This is murder!


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Health › Re: Doctor Claims Corpses Could Be Revived 24-hours After Death by InvertedHammer: 11:58am On Aug 27, 2013
The Writer: [size=19pt]
True story. As long as a body is put in stasis (or cryogenic preservation), it is technically possible to reverse death.
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You have no idea of what you are talking about. If the brain is deprived of oxygen after about 5 minutes, max. 15minutes it will result in irreversible damage. This is what CPR (Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation) is all about...to prevent this damage from occurring.

ACLS (Advanced Cardiovascular Life Support) involves the use of medication + CPR.

24hrs dead cell cannot be revived. Do not put the Lord your God to temptation.
Politics › Re: Last Victim Of Malaysia Bus-Crash Is A Nigerian Student by InvertedHammer: 9:53am On Aug 27, 2013
RIP
Career › Re: Why The Education You Received Might Fail You by InvertedHammer: 9:45am On Aug 27, 2013
The problem with Nigeria is that their education system has no local content.
It is the same problem that inner city Black children have in a place like USA.
The questions in the tests have questions that these kids cannot relate to.

I remember back in the days when I took A-level examination at the British Council in Enugu.
One of the questions was to explain our understanding of Anorexia Nervosa.
My first thought was Ano-wetin? If na my uncle for village send una, I bind and cast. cool
I had never heard that health condition in my life. I simply put all the symptoms of malaria/typhoid.
Only God knew how I take pass that test.

When textbook examples talk about River Thames instead of River Benue, all the students could do is cram to pass.
Then hope for the best thereafter. The lecturers most often than not are more clueless than their students.


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Politics › Re: Aregbesola Opens N1.2b Garment Factory by InvertedHammer: 9:34am On Aug 27, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]SO Osun State will have alot of Tailors now.. Very Good News..


I hope say them go teach them how to sew socks and boxers o!!
[/quote]Xmas is nigh
Timely and cheap delivery of aso-ebi and aso-oke.

Traditional marriage on your mind


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Education › Re: ASUU Strike - Students’ Peaceful Protest Turns Bloody In Delta (photos) by InvertedHammer: 9:26am On Aug 27, 2013
pcwhiz: lol. Pen and pencil ryt? Aftarall it's mightier dan d swrd and more deadly, wen used properly.. Voilence destroy more dan create. #peace
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Only a fool goes to a gun's fight with a knife.

Pen wars since 1960 have achieved nothing.

Who receives more attention from FG? Militants, Boko HARAM, Ombatshe?

What do these groups have in common? They speak the language that the FG understands easily.

Copy that?


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Family › Re: Two Kenyan Men Agree To Marry The Same Woman by InvertedHammer: 9:22am On Aug 27, 2013
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You go fear desperation


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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Warns America Over Interference In Syria by InvertedHammer: 9:20am On Aug 27, 2013
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Russia is just fuming unnecessarily.

If my boys decide to go in, Russia ain't gonna do squat.

They are lucky that it is not the Republicans in power. They would have mowed down Assad while giving Russia the middle finger that they rightly deserve.

I can't wait for Republicans to come back. Enough of this "small boys" provocation already!


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Celebrities › Re: Matt Dallas Is Gay (Kyle XY Star) by InvertedHammer: 4:14pm On Aug 26, 2013
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THEY ARE TAKING OVER!!!

END-TIME THINGZ


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Business › Re: Which Business Can I Start As A Chemistry Graduate ? by InvertedHammer: 3:49pm On Aug 26, 2013
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After 5 years in the university...

And you still couldn't figure it out.

Your case deserves special prayers...TB Joshua on my mind


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Travel › Re: Many Nigerians Living In Nigeria Hate Nigerians In Diaspora, Jealous Much? by InvertedHammer: 3:46pm On Aug 26, 2013
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NAIRA vs. DOLLAR vs. EURO vs. YEN

All na money

You will be ok with any.

NIN vs. NID argument is Middle-class and/or Low-class argument.

I refuse to partake.


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Food › Re: What Are The Health Effects Of Eating Expired Or Spoiled Food To Human Body by InvertedHammer: 3:33pm On Aug 26, 2013
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Expiry date means the product is in its Best Shape by the date. Some companies use BB:Best Before instead of Expiry Date.

If you consume expired food/drug post expiration date, nothing will happen.

The efficacy is reduced but you will not die...Emphasis mine


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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Heavily-tatooed Man With 3D Tattoo on Entire Skin, Eye by InvertedHammer: 6:54am On Aug 26, 2013
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And I bet you that the two NL tattoo freaks--JallowBah and Candieangel12 think that he is the best thing next to a vibra.tor

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Christianity Etc › Re: Physically In Church. But Mind Elsewhere - Please Help by InvertedHammer: 4:44pm On Aug 25, 2013
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It is more common than most hypocrites will like to acknowledge.


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Politics › Re: NRC Flags-off Movement Of Containers From Apapa Port On Friday by InvertedHammer: 5:00pm On Aug 22, 2013
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I hope they will be moving only the containers that need to be in Kaduna, Kano or any of the northern states.

It will really suck if you live in Lagos to find out that your container has been moved to Kano or Kaduna

by omission or commission. Let's hope they got the logistics down to the wire.


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Business › Re: Forex Trading - Season 13 by InvertedHammer: 4:45pm On Aug 22, 2013
Hi folks.

I plan on hosting NL forex trading community in FCT on October/November 2013.

Send pm to chim_lou2001@yahoo.com if you may be interested in attending.


//NB: This is a get-together event. No Sales. No Trading discussions.

Just fun way of meeting all the insomniacs in this forum
Celebrities › Re: Wentworth Miller 'Michael Scofield' Is Gay by InvertedHammer: 3:29pm On Aug 22, 2013
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Hurraaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Fat and scruffy guys are winning!!!

Ladies..you want to be secured in your relationship?

Stay away from all these fine boys and muscle hanks...


GAY!!!

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/body-builder-8702325.jpg



NORMAL!!! Husband material

https://adsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/images/fatman_0.jpg

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Politics › Re: Only 10 Banks Are Sound - NDIC by InvertedHammer: 3:23pm On Aug 22, 2013
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When they talk like this..something big is around the corner.

Keep an eye on your bank

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Business › Re: Security Men Begging You For Money When Leaving The Banking Hall. by InvertedHammer: 4:06pm On Aug 20, 2013
No matter how you look at it, it is very bad.

What impressions are they creating? That they are easy lure for pecuniary gain?

A seasoned criminal would notice that they are underpaid and could be accessories to bank heist which invariably negates the essence of having security in the bank in the first place.

There is place and time for everything.
Car Talk › Re: The Longest Road Trip You've Driven? by InvertedHammer: 10:52pm On Aug 19, 2013
2005

Los Angeles, California - Houston, TX.

Total miles: 1550 miles (~2494km)

Duration: 24hrs non-stop (except to buy gas and stretch)

Vehicle: 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

I will never do anything that crazy in my life again!!!

Politics › Re: Interview With Shem Obafaiye, "My Oga At The Top" After The Channels TV Saga by InvertedHammer: 3:17pm On Aug 18, 2013
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We don't need the transcript.

I want the live interview to see his facial expressions, gestures, etc.

This guy is an amateur comedian


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Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Teenager Design Helicopter Prototype by InvertedHammer: 3:15pm On Aug 18, 2013
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In terms of aesthetics, this is the best I have seen from all the prototypes in Nigeria.


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Politics › Re: Policeman Kills Customs Officer In Lagos by InvertedHammer: 4:21am On Aug 18, 2013
Mr Aboki: [b]Lets get this matter straight..

An officers gun fell to the ground and started firing.. Hmmmmm.....

Now its either the gun trigger switch jammed upon impact with the ground or I must be out of my mind. For an AK-47 to keep firing repetitiously, the mode switch on the side of the gun must first be set to 'Full-automatic mode' and the trigger must be depressed and held their.

Questions arising;

1. Why did the gun malfunction like that from a fall? Its ine thing for a gun to fall and release a short burst of rapid fire, its another thing for it to fall and start firing in automatic mode..

2. For a gun to malfunction like that, what are the chances that the gun wouldnt have still behaved the same way even if the switch was in safety position.

3. Now should the story be true, a gun on the ground that is self-firing in automaticmode would be spinning out of control, how did the sergeant control the gun?! I would have thought that he would even run away from the malfunctioning firearm.

4. Why did the Mob try to lynch him especially seeing as it was an accident. Especially an accident coupled with a malfunctioning trigger.


Customs should properly investigate this matter..



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Thinking along the same line.
Food › Re: Foods That Increase Your Chances Of Having Twins by InvertedHammer: 4:18am On Aug 18, 2013
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All na wash.

SOLUTION:

TO have one child....missionary style
To have a twin...the woman has to be on top
To have a triplet....wheel barrow style
TO have quadruplet....reverse cowgirl style

It is as simple as that

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Romance › Re: Advice for Future Husbands by InvertedHammer: 4:15am On Aug 18, 2013
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Best advice...DON'T DO IT!!!

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Nairaland General › Re: Hizamakura Lady's Lap-Pillow For Lonely Guys (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 4:13am On Aug 18, 2013
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Who wants to sleep on that plastic stench?

The least the designer could do is have a place where you can place a fish under...

That way the smell will be real


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Romance › Re: What's Your Deal Breaker In A Relationship? by InvertedHammer: 4:08am On Aug 18, 2013
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My case is till death do us part.

After all, I can't break up with my hands


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Celebrities › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Incredible Car Collection by InvertedHammer: 9:07pm On Aug 17, 2013
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This guy is an idiot.
I will tell u why...USA for instance is littered with all had-beens who lost it all. Case examples Allen Iverson, Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield, Dan Amokachie (had a private jet) just to name a few. Heck Mike Tyson at some point had a 50 bedroom mansion until reality set in.
Once the soccer money stops, all these will disappear in 1 year.

All these cars are financed based on current and future earnings. As soon as his career ends, by accident, force or age...the repo man comes calling. This is why people hate banks in the Western world. As a matter of fact, the banks will be praying that he defaults on his payment...kachiiiiiiing! Easy money! Payment already made are non-refundable.

He is falling victim to the shenanigans of the banks. Sometimes, people think they know better than the masters. And they had been proven wrong time after time.

Nice rides by the way! Lest I be misconstrued a hater.

Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Down Under Anointing? by InvertedHammer: 6:06am On Aug 16, 2013
Ishilove: I've fallen a couple of times. The feeling is indescribable smiley. It feels like powerful electricity volts. It jolts your spiritman and your physical senses gets scrambled and loses all cordination. The minister didn't even have to touch me; the power of God flowing through the our midst did the touching. I just staggered backwards, scattered all the chairs in my immediate sorroundings and fell yakata like small pikin.

There I lay, slain in the spirit, speaking in tongues and praising the Lord...hallelujah!!! cheesy

Ooookay, lemme not exaggerate... grin

I lay, a writhing mass, slain in the spirit for a couple of minutes. When I recovered, I dusted my body, staggered back to my seat and sat in sober silence for the rest of the service embarassed

[size=14pt]BUL.SH.T!!![/size]

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