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 TV/Movies › Re: Nkem Owoh And Funke Akindele In Primary School Uniforms For Movie Role by InvertedHammer: 5:36pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
/ I am maniacally bewildered... It has all the trappings of odoriferous saga...cum gargantuan gaga // |
| Nairaland General › Re: What's The First Thing You Do When Power Is Restored? by InvertedHammer: 5:28pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
/ What a country! In 2013 ? Primitive people // 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: FG Avert SSANU Strike; Pays Outstanding Salaries by InvertedHammer: 12:55am On Sep 29, 2013 |
/ Pardon me. But where do people come off not paying someone for services rendered? How did this issue of salaries in arrears become the norm in Nigeria? It is quiet as disturbing as it is appalling. / |
| NYSC › Re: 2012 Batch C, How Much Did You Save From Your Alawi? by InvertedHammer: 2:42pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
tyrese108: I was able 2 save 500k cuz I work in a very good firm,dey pay me 25k and I still get transport and feeding allowance. I did osusu of 50k per mnth 4 10 mnths and dat amounts 2 my total savings...What does osusu mean? Pardon my ignorance... |
| Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Catch A Typical Nigerian Chic! by InvertedHammer: 2:17pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
Richiy: Seriously? Only girls without self-respect and pride would be swayed by money. For some of us, our dignity is actually more important than money of all forms including recharge cards.Each time I keep hearing "is not about money"...where are these girls that don't care about money? Even when they make their own money, women still look for cheap handouts. I was appalled by the number of runz girls in Abuja that have regular jobs. Yet, they are out hunting for extra cash and hoping to luckily connect with "oga on top" on one of their expeditions. The insatiable aspect of money is a big factor in life and women are not spared. Maybe these "no money babes" in your imagination live in another planet. |
| Politics › Re: Benedict Akanegbu Is UPP's Anambra Guber Candidate by InvertedHammer: 2:14pm On Sep 28, 2013 |
/ First thing first, What is UPP? Tell the able prof. to save his money. He aint being the governor anytime soon. . / |
| Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Catch A Typical Nigerian Chic! by InvertedHammer: 8:16pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
/ Best way to get Nigeria chicks? Just make money, have nice ride(s) and ignore them. And by ignoring, I don't mean to be a snub. No! It is all about packaging...act like you have more important things to do. The lack of attention attracts them. Reverse psychology at work! Tried so many times and confirmed. Leykkis 101!! ..You are welcome. Now go out there and hustle! ! // 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: A Night At A Lagos Police Station by InvertedHammer: 8:10pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
..."-Ember" months thing...Xmas is nigh! |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Got Scammed By an NSCDC Official. I Need Advice by InvertedHammer: 8:04pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
You guys run around buying all these gadgets. Yet when it is time to make judicious use of it, you feign dumb. There is something called cam in your phones. Record such transactions covertly next time. Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew! |
| Romance › Re: Are Nigerian Girls Intimidated By Handsome Boys? by InvertedHammer: 7:59pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
/ Yes! Nigerian girls are intimidated by handsome boys because they will not want to be sharing their husbands/boyfriends with other men. // |
| Family › Re: Lamentations Of A Nigerian!!! by InvertedHammer: 6:15am On Sep 24, 2013 |
Ebig22: if i say i'm not fed up with nigeria then i'm decieving myself.[b]@OP: Your problem is that you are mentally lazy. Instead of killing someone, you should channel your frustration to appropriate place to earn some results. I guess you are hoping for easy handout. Typical Nigerian...not willing to sacrifice anything. At your level of frustration, do you know how easy it is to make it in Nigeria? Especially now that you feel that you have nothing more to lose and the future gets dimmer as the days go by. How about this? First thing tomorrow morning, take a nice shower, dress up and walk into Aso Rock and tell them that you are now the president of the country. Two things will happen: 1) The security personnel will take you serious and take orders from you in which case you can build Nigeria of your dream. You will become a hero overnight. OR 2) The security personnel will beat the living be-Jesus out of you. This action will attract sympathy from nPDP, ACN and APC. They will embrace your ideology and make you their party chieftain overnight. You will be giving speeches in political rallies and sure be getting large chunk of the national cake. You will become a hero overnight. It is a win-win situation. President vs. Party chieftain. Either way, you will hammer. You see you could make better use of your frustration to better you life. Think outside the box. By the way, my guy (the stow away kid) from Edo is now enjoying his own national cake. Who would have thought? Use your brain. NO GAIN WITHOUT PAIN![/b] 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Rivers State VS Rwanda: Why Amaechi Should Is An Underachiever by InvertedHammer: 4:04pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
Rossikk: Oh lawd here we go again. Biafrangoat sees a FEW pics of the choicest part of Kigali and CONCLUDES that ''no city in Nigeria can blah blah blah'', including Abuja, where she's probably never stepped her foot in. Fact is Abuja is miles ahead of Kigali. What has showing pictures of FCT got to do with this thread? An issue is brought up using statistical and pictorial data to compare 2 cities in Africa and you are posting pictures of FCT without any similar comparison in terms of budget, allocations, etc. No wonder people fail their exams. You did not address the issues raised. Rather you showed how ignorant you are! 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Rivers State VS Rwanda: Why Amaechi Should Is An Underachiever by InvertedHammer: 4:00pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
OP: You did a marvelous job. I have always advocated that Nigeria should be compared with her fellow supposedly failed nations. The reason is to prove that contrary to denial by most ignorant masses, Nigeria is a 4th world country. Also comparing Nigeria vs. USA or UK will bring out the blind-followers whose excuses are anchored on how many years USA and UK have been in existence. But when you show how things are done in Rwanda, Liberia, Zimbabwe vs. Nigeria, the true pictures usually stand out . |
| Politics › Re: DANA Flight From Abuja Loses Engine Mid-Air To Lagos!!! by InvertedHammer: 5:06am On Sep 23, 2013 |
/ The name says it all: "Da na air" in Igbo interpretation means "fall from sky" // 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: Honda Ball Joints And Upper Arms Problem by InvertedHammer: 11:14pm On Sep 20, 2013 |
/ There is no way around it. First thing first, you are driving a car in an environment that is not suitable for it. The intention of Honda is never that their vehicles will be subjected to such abuses as seen on Nigeria roads. Nigeria roads are made for Off-road reinforced vehicles. Oyibo people pay money to join Off-road clubs so that they can drive their Off-road SUVs in roads that are similar to Nigeria roads. Solution is to buy a vehicle with due consideration to the gully and potholes you will be subjecting the unlucky vehicle. // 7 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Text And Meaning Of Patrick Obahiagbon's Discussion On Rivers Crisis - By Sowore by InvertedHammer: 6:49pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
jim jones: *...meander the interstices of eschewable cataract* - well, here's one for yo a$$! while interstices(plural) means small narrow spaces between stuff, eschewable is not a word. it's one of those words obahiagbon creates in order to drive his point(you know, like kakitomoboplutocracy). obviously created from eschew, eschewable would therefore mean, that which could be eschewed(haha!). cataract in this context should mean a furious/violent downpour of kasala. perhaps coined from eschew = to avoid; eschewable = avoidable. Patrick! Patrick!! |
| Fashion › Re: Bikini Pictures Of Miss Earth Nigeria Contestants by InvertedHammer: 6:36pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
/ I guess there is not enough "Miss Bla Bla Bla" to go around. Every week is a different Miss this, Miss That. Even freaking nairaland has its own Miss NL. crinkum crankum!!! I am getting tired of this odoriferous saga...cum gargantuan gaga ! // 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Woman Told To Shorten Name That's Too Long For Driving Licence by InvertedHammer: 6:30pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
/ Kini big deal? The DMV should just write it as: Janice Lokelani Keiha...etc. // |
| Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan To Address Forum Of First Ladies At UN General Assembly by InvertedHammer: 6:27pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
/ I am already sweating from just the thought of it. // |
| Car Talk › Re: When To Dump That Car Engine Before It Runs You Down by InvertedHammer: 10:36pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
/ Before an engine runs me down, I will run it down if I so choose. For top gasket issue (oil mixing with water) resulting in white smokes, I throw in a bottle of Bar's Leaks ($45 value). Pour the solution into the radiator, start the car and let it idle for about 30 minutes. Bingo! And I will drive the car till the wheels fall off. Head gasket ko! New engine ni. Works like a charm! // |
| Politics › Re: Owerri Royal Father Refused Access To Secretariat by InvertedHammer: 4:26pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
/ C.I.Ilomuanya...a Traditional ruler? Igbo tradition has really gone to the dogs. Criminals are in the helm of affairs in Nigeria indeed. Wonders shall never end. // |
| Christianity Etc › Re: The Bible Forbids Tattoos by InvertedHammer: 5:57pm On Sep 15, 2013 |
I don't know the biblical aspect of tattoos, but most people that get those are suffering from identity crisis..."Gucci Mane did it, so it must be cool". "Rihanna did it, so it must be cool". There used to be cultural undertone in some tattoos. However, all these knuckleheads and chicken-heads are just getting it to latch unto something that is missing in their lives---fulfillment. So to identify with popular culture, they sheepishly feed off of whatever the media idolizes. ..Just as sagging has become a fad. |
| Sports › Re: Why Do Nigerian Players Born Abroad Refuse To Represent Nigeria? by InvertedHammer: 4:17pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
You should have asked if those players can locate Nigeria in a map? I don't want to talk about speaking/understanding native language b/c that will be too much to ask. By the way, why shouldn't NFF build a local team? Must we look outside for the solutions to every little problem including but not limited to players, freaking toothpicks to fachaa eze after nkwobi. Or is embezzlement the only thing that works in that God-forsaken NFF office? 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Chinedu Ikedieze And Wife On Vacation In Minnesota, USA (PHOTO) by InvertedHammer: 3:16pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Yomieluv: what i see here is a mum,and her 12 years old boy...I guess you are trying to be funny. You need to cut this guy some slack. We all know that he is vertically challenged. But guess what? He has achieved what most ordinary people could not achieve in Nigeria or anywhere. You should be thankful to God for his life and ask same God to extend such blessing to your life instead of making offside ignorant remarks. If this man's life is not sign of divine manifestation, I don't know what is. God works in a mysterious ways. 4 Likes |
| Fashion › Re: Male Leggings With Photos (would You Rock It?) by InvertedHammer: 4:47am On Sep 12, 2013 |
/ just because they have d.cks, you assumed they are guys / |
| Romance › Re: Fake Hymen For Sale In Abuja From N9,000 to N15,000 by InvertedHammer: 4:29am On Sep 11, 2013 |
/ After breaking the fake hymen..then what? How do you fix the feeling of throwing a hotdog down a hallway? SMH // |
| Politics › Re: Ex-militant Tompolo Buys A Private Jet by InvertedHammer: 8:43am On Sep 10, 2013 |
/ There are doers; there are talkers. Some of you cowards/lazy-bones are busy praying for God to come down and fix Nigeria. Tompolo decided instead to take matter in his own hands--the justification which will be the topic for another day. Now God don butter his bread. And you want make I jealous this guy? He did his time. If you think it is easy, go join militants or BH. The path to riches is not plated with gold. God helps those who help themselves. Faith without work is dead. Go figure So keep praying / 3 Likes |
| Science/Technology › Re: Fridge & Inverter Locally Made By Enugu Students by InvertedHammer: 7:17pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
/ The team leader dey chop as he be so? Looks like firewood / |
| Nairaland General › Re: $30,000 Catacombo Coffin With Sound System & A Spotify Streaming Account by InvertedHammer: 7:08pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
/ The questions are: Who came up with this idea? Who are the team members that thought this is a great idea? Who in their right senses are going to procure this casket? Where are my shovel and digger? I have some excavations to do! |
| Investment › Re: Getting A Bank Loan Without Collateral: How? by InvertedHammer: 6:59pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
/ Cash @ hand: N1m. Loan Amount Requested: N5m. Collateral: Zero. Chances of getting the loan: Zero You are better off calling Shina Rambo and take what rightfully does not belong to YOU. / |
| Family › Re: A Nairalander, His Beautiful Wife, And Baby-pictures & Video by InvertedHammer: 6:51pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
astronautog: You married her for a visa simple!!![size=14pt]HATER![/size] 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: A Nairalander, His Beautiful Wife, And Baby-pictures & Video by InvertedHammer: 6:45pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
obagoal128: If you were to be locked in your room for 24hrs , which of the following will you choose to stay with in your room?Derailing Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mods I can lend you my hammer on this one. But I need it back...cos I can't just be inverted. Ban this motherf@#$%^ker !!! // |
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