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Health › Re: Bad Nigerian Habits That Increase Your Blood Pressure by InvertedHammer: 2:25am On Jul 23, 2013
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Stress from thinking about all the possible reasons to break up as Christmas comes close.

SAT (Shopping Avoidance Techniques) activated!


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Health › Re: Which Of These Have You Used To Clean Your Ear? by InvertedHammer: 2:21am On Jul 23, 2013
Nairaland General › Re: Do You Stand Up For The Elderly In Public Transports? by InvertedHammer: 2:17am On Jul 23, 2013
Politics › Re: Governor Okorocha Sacks Nkiru Sylvanus (Finally?) by InvertedHammer: 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2013
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Nkiru will not miss anything.
It is not as if she depends on the SSA appointment for survival.

After all, she was before the appointment and she will be after it.

Congo shining continues.


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Christianity Etc › Re: What Made You Leave Your Church To Start Attending Another. by InvertedHammer: 9:11pm On Jul 21, 2013
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B/c they refused to make me the treasurer


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Sports › Re: Joseph Yobo Chases Mother-in-law From Home - National Enquirer Magazine by InvertedHammer: 9:07pm On Jul 21, 2013
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Sad!

So of all the colleges in USA, Adaeze has to go to a junior college--Santa Monica College.

Ok. Let me take a shower, drive down there to the Communication Department and ask her why.

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Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Talks Marriage And Secret Of Her New Look by InvertedHammer: 8:33pm On Jul 21, 2013
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Don't blame the girl.
It is Mbaise curse...which is why most people run away from marrying from there.

Snake vs. Mbaise person?

Spare the snake!


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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's girlfriend VS Davido's girlfriend who is Hotter? by InvertedHammer: 8:31pm On Jul 21, 2013
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I will take both

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Family › Re: My Husband Has Turned Me To A Punching Bag by InvertedHammer: 8:25pm On Jul 21, 2013
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Sign up for a kungfu class as soon as possible.

Running away will not save you. Divorce may not save you.

He may eventually hunt you down and "off" you if his ego is threatened by your leaving him.

This guy needs to be stopped. Just like bullies, you have to stand up to him.

I recommend kungfu, taekwando or kokoshinkai.

So once two of you get over the panel-beating stuff, you can now sit down and negotiate your marriage.

Start tomorrow!


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Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Non-graduate? by InvertedHammer: 4:41am On Jul 18, 2013
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Who is this firewood that is conducting the interview?

She can't even pronounce "graduate"...ALl I heard is "Would you marry a non-graruate"?

Graruate? What the hell!


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Fashion › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2013 Contestants In Traditional Attire by InvertedHammer: 8:02pm On Jul 17, 2013
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I don't get it.
Is it me or does anyone else find something wrong about this arrangement?

Miss Enugu: Onabu Obehioye
,, Ekiti : Stella Chidinma
,, Kano: Blessing Obi
,, Katsina: Jessica Nwachukwu
,, Niger: Chidinma Ozoemena
,, Uyo: Elumelu Uzo
,, Plateau: Elizabeth Onyeche


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Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala And Her 4 Children Are Harvard Graduates by InvertedHammer: 7:49pm On Jul 17, 2013
aaidel: guy go rest jor yes some people get into haravard based on ability but many others get in because they come from very wealthy families that have given millions in endowments to these universities so maybe you should take your own advice further and actually go through more than one google answer before making up your mind
@Aaide : You are very correct!

Just like anything elitist, one stands better chance to be admitted to Havard, Yale, Princeton and other Ivy-league colleges if it is the parent's alma mater. Prof. Okonjo went to Havard which opened up the doors for Ngozi Okonjo and her children thereafter.

Admission into Havard is not necessarily based on intellectual abilities alone. Man-Know-Man reigns supreme in their admissions considerations. Intellectual prowess is solely for the middle and low-class applicants. Heck, George Bush Jnr. went to Yale with C average. No poor man will ever do it.


But the dad opened the way for his sons. Life is not fair, you know...different yardsticks for different social classes. So guys....make your dough!
Politics › Re: Presidency Warns Against Another Civil War by InvertedHammer: 3:02pm On Jul 16, 2013
Enijomah: One thing some of us dont understand is that,this so called politicians who are beatiing the drum of war will neva join in the fight,they wil fly out and alow the poor to die and later come back and take over any dead persons proparty,pls we all should be wise,dont support
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The fact that everyone tells you the politicians will fly out is all there is to know.

Having known this, do you think the airports and borders will not be closely marked by irate mobs?

When revolution starts, it usually starts like play like play.

Politicians being human and Nigerians, will think it is business as usual and stay put.

The same stubborn wey dem dey use steal with impunity, na the same stubborn go make dem dey when e shele.

I will bet anyone and if and when revolution starts, most will be caught unawares
and will have no where to hide/go.
Foreign Affairs › Re: George Zimmerman Acquitted In Trayvon Martin Murder Trial by InvertedHammer: 9:42pm On Jul 15, 2013
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The worst thing that can happen to anyone in the world is to be a black male...talk about endangered species.

Heck, blacks are not helping the matter either.

White on black crimes...Hispanics on black crimes...Exotics on black crimes. Jeeeeeesus Christ!!!

Then Black on Black crime. Go figure!


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Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, How Often Do You Read The Bible? by InvertedHammer: 3:41am On Jul 15, 2013
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Midnight to 2am with full moon.

When I am conjuring... cool



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Car Talk › Re: Jeep Vs SUV: What's The Difference? by InvertedHammer: 11:19pm On Jul 13, 2013
Kennyblues: Origin of the name

Many explanations of the origin of the word jeep have proven difficult to verify. The most widely-held theory is that the military designation GP (for Government Purposes or General Purpose) was slurred into the word Jeep in the same way that the contemporary HMMWV (for High-Mobility Multi-purpose Wheeled Vehicle) has become known as the humvee....

Origin of the name not important. Just like origin of Toyota, Honda, Infinity will not explain the question.

What is the difference b/w SUV and Jeep is like asking:
What is the difference b/w SUV and Toyota? Or SUV and Honda? Or SUV and Infinity?

The main thing is that JEEP is a brand name.
Car Talk › Re: Jeep Vs SUV: What's The Difference? by InvertedHammer:
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[size=14pt]SUV: SPORTS UTILITY VEHICLE[/size]


1. Toyota ----> Highlander, LandCruiser, Sequoia

2. Honda ----> Pilot, CRV, Passport

3. Jeep ----> Grand Cherokee, Commander, Wrangler

4. Nissan ----> Armada, Xterra, Murano, Pathfinder

5. Infinity ----> QX56, FX45, FX35, FX45, QX4

6. Mercedes ----> ML320, 350, 430, 500; G55, GL.

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Career › Re: Can Someone Survive On ₦130,000 Monthly In Lagos? by InvertedHammer: 3:16pm On Jul 13, 2013
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You are talking about 4 weekends.

The money is too much

She should have at least N80k left at the end of each month especially after the first 3 months.

I said first 3 months b/c that's all it will take her to get used to the trials and errors that is Lagos.

After that, her way of life will be on auto-pilot


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Romance › Re: 10 Lies Women Tell Men! by InvertedHammer: 7:42pm On Jul 12, 2013
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1.Is it in?
2. Wrong hole!

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Romance › Re: Picture Of A Girl On Her Knees Proposing To A Guy by InvertedHammer: 5:07am On Jul 12, 2013
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As a man I can understand.

Ladies,if you are 30+. What you do is....

You know what? I reserve my comment.


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Politics › Re: Evans Bipi Boasts About Beating-Up Chidi Loyd In Rivers Assembly by InvertedHammer: 1:46am On Jul 12, 2013
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Off the recording!

Delete am!
grin grin grin

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Politics › Re: Rivers Assembly Crisis: Soyinka, Falana Slam Jonathan – PM News by InvertedHammer: 1:43am On Jul 12, 2013
Dear Goodluck Jonathan,

I write this letter with a very heavy heart. For some time now I have watched events in Nigeria with alarm and dismay. I have watched particularly the chaos in Rivers State where a small clique of renegades, openly boasting its connections in high places, seems determined to turn our homeland into a bankrupt and lawless fiefdom. I am appalled by the brazenness of this clique and the silence, if not connivance, of the Presidency.

Nigeria’s condition today under your watch is, however, too dangerous for silence. I must register my disappointment and protest.

Sincerely,

InvertedHammer (inspired by Late Chinua Achebe)
Career › Re: Enslaved To An Indian Company By "Service Bond" by InvertedHammer: 9:38pm On Jul 11, 2013
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What happened to walking away?

How are they going to collect the N200,000?

Else, 2 years is not bad after all considering that a lot of people will fight to have the same job you have.

Talk to your partners in the banking world, the stressful situation is about the same and retrenchment is always knocking. Life is not fair, you know.

If you love your job, it will not be a job. My point is that most people hate their jobs but got to do it anyway.
Most people complain about how stressful their jobs are until they find out how more stressful unemployment could be.

So suck it up.

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Politics › Re: GEJ Is Received In China By The Chinese Asst. Foreign Minister by InvertedHammer: 2:59pm On Jul 10, 2013
thelastPope: All of you who made all these responses are ignoramus! Very sad the quality of people posting on Nairaland!

1. Obama was received at the Airport in South Africa by a Minister

2. Obama was received at the Airport in Germany by a Minister

3. Jacob Zuma was received at the Airport in China by the Chinese Ambassador to South Africa

We can go on and on and on! In fact, it is against tradition in most democracies for presidents to receive other presidents at the airport. Presidents receive other presidents in the government house.

Most of you amaze with your unintelligent posts!

But not by a Junior Minister. If you understand the importance of hierarchy in Chinese culture, you will "appreciate" the slight undertone in GEJ reception.

It is a very big insult, to say the least
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Politics › Re: Chinese Firm To Run 4 Nigerian Airports by InvertedHammer: 1:17pm On Jul 10, 2013
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Bye Bye Nigeria.

To be enslaved by communist China will be the greatest undoing of any progressive country.

China does not take any prisoners...they are ruthless at best


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Family › Re: Nursing Mother Commits Suicide After Baby Dedication by InvertedHammer: 1:15pm On Jul 10, 2013
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Post-partum depression may be. One of those weird illnesses never diagnosed in Nigeria.

Heck... every ailment is limited to malaria or typhoid fever in Nigeria


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Politics › Re: Muhammadu Buhari, Nigeria's Strictest Leader by InvertedHammer: 1:13pm On Jul 10, 2013
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People are giving more credit to Buhari than he rightly deserves.

Buhari was a very weak president. Most people attributed the doggedness in fighting corruption during his regime to
Tunde Idiagbon (his Deputy) who was a no nonsense fellow. Idiagbon was the name that sent shivers down the spine of looters, embezzlers and criminals. Buhari was a mere ceremonial Head of State.

Even before his death, Tunde Idiagbon maintained that discipline he enshrined. He was noted to line up with other citizens to buy fuel in the gas station.

By virtue of his position as the Head of State, Buhari can take all the credit. But people in the know are aware that he is weak at heart. Period!


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Politics › Re: Rivers State Assembly Crises - The Complete Videos by InvertedHammer: 5:25am On Jul 10, 2013
Billionaires: You have forgotten that PDP had suspended Governor Amaechi alongside many reps. So constitutionally those suspended are not qualified to be in the house. Those 5 can even impeach the Governor, if they chose to.
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PDP suspension is at party level. They are representatives of constituents. As such, PDP constitution is relegated to the background where it rightfully belongs. Are you saying PDP constitution is the state constitution?

Those 5 cannot impeach anyone by themselves. I am not a party to the case. But sentiments aside, their approach was wrong

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Politics › Re: Rivers State Assembly Crises - The Complete Videos by InvertedHammer: 3:35am On Jul 10, 2013
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Can you imagine if it were students in the National Assembly beating their reps and senators as we saw in the video?

Can you imagine the progress we will make in the country thereafter when those vagabonds know that it is no more business as usual?

Initially when I saw the video, I thought revolution has started.

Boy was I disappointed

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Family › Re: Should I Get Married Or Buy A Range Rover by InvertedHammer: 6:31pm On Jul 09, 2013
Should I Get Married Or Buy A Range Rover by snthesis(m): 1:35am On Jul 08,2013

dear NL members,
i need your advice.
i am in my late 20's got a good payin Job, unfortuntely/fortunately met a beautiful angel 5months ago ( twasnt planned). a few hours ago was almost tempted to ask her to marry me, but sum1 interrupted our blues.
so I'm back home, and contemplating my decision to settle down,
economically, it would involve
1. moving out of my rent free abode- accommodation (2yrs+ Agency) =1.9million naira
2. furnishing = 1million naira
3. wedding hall = 1million naira
4. entertainment of guest (traditional + white wedding) = 1million naira
5. Honeymoon tinz = 1million naira
grand total for settling down = 5.9million naira

alternatively
i cud just buy a tokunmbo Range Rover = 3.5million naira and use the change to be a "Bigs Boy"

i have the said money, so i aint sourcing, so pls by fellow NL members what should i Do, PROPOSE, marry, and settle down or buy a RANGE rOVER AND BE A bIGZ bOY.
HELP S.O.S- My Wife's New Job by snthesis(m): 8:35am On Jun 29, 2012

Hi everyone.
i need some serious advice urgently, my wife is a nurse she just got an offer for a new job, the salary for one month is enough to pay our houserent for the year. I am also working, but money from her side would improve our lifestyles- dats why i encouraged her not to resign.
the problem is my wife is super hot and i rushed into marrying cos i didnt want anyone to have her- i guard her seriously, but this new job is giving me nightmares -couldnt sleep throughout the night. she's still waiting for my approval, should i let her go or not?

p.s
she got a job to work as a nurse on an offshore platform- 3weeks on, one week off. and i've heard so much about those Hot engineers(and they also have lots of money to splash around), imagine my sweet angel alone with all those men

OP: Which one do you want us to believe?



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Family › Re: Should I Get Married Or Buy A Range Rover by InvertedHammer: 3:11pm On Jul 09, 2013
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