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Fashion › Re: Chris Olwage Of New-Zealand Is Mr Gay World 2013 by InvertedHammer: 9:18pm On Aug 08, 2013
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For the ladies...

Those men you are drooling after...u know the ones that live in the gym.

All that muscle..all that looks...Chances are____

HE IS GAY!

Gym is gay church.

If in doubt, go with a scruffy or a fatso
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Health › Re: Nairalanders - FOLAKE Needs Your Help and !!!!! by InvertedHammer: 4:16pm On Aug 08, 2013
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Looks like Endemic goiter to me.

Surgical removal is required.

She may need to start with iodine and thyroxine preparations


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Politics › Re: Lagos Reunites 46 With Their Relations In Osun by InvertedHammer: 3:31pm On Aug 08, 2013
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DAMAGE CONTROL grin grin grin

More Yoruba people will be deported now to make it even.

Hahaha.

Dreal1247, No comot for house o. Else na your papa hut for Ijebu-Ode go get you.

Fashola is crazy


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Fashion › Re: Miss University Nigeria Contestants - Traditional Attire (Pictures) by InvertedHammer: 6:47pm On Aug 06, 2013
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Seriously, I am beginning to get tired of all these beautiful Igbo girls.

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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Shares Family Photos by InvertedHammer: 4:05am On Aug 03, 2013
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People sef

When MJ was planning on marrying this guy, most of you were shouting.."crucify her", "crucify her!"

Since all your evil plot did not work...All of you have now turned into Team MJ.

Hypocrites!


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Music/Radio › Re: Iyanya - Head Swell (Video) by InvertedHammer: 4:02am On Aug 03, 2013
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Inyanya is done.

This one-hit wonder is on downward spiral to oblivion.

I give him 2 more years to disappear into obscurity.

It has happened to many artists before him.

His own case is very apparent
Politics › Re: Documents Show Lagos Informed Anambra Government Before Alleged Deportation by InvertedHammer: 6:01pm On Aug 02, 2013
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This is arrant nonsense.

So Nkanu(#1), Ikoegbene(#4), Gbogboasan(#9) are in Anambra State?

Kindly refer me to the part of Anambra State that answers Oshornogor (#7) or Okon (#4).

Because there were some exchanges between the two State governments does not negate the fact that Fashola acted in bad faith.

Well, that is assuming the names were not made up.

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Politics › Re: Fashola Replies Peter Obi Over Alleged Deportation Of Igbos From Lagos by InvertedHammer: 5:29am On Aug 02, 2013
emmakind: this what our hospitality has earned us.

Old boy na Igbo people get Lagos. Forget all these omo onile abi wetin shakara omo Yoruba dey do.

If you enter Lagos for Xmas time when be say about 70% of Igbo people travel, you will understand.

Lagos is dry and as soon as Igbo people come back...Yoruba go dey hala Eko O ni baje because their messiahs are back
Politics › Re: Fashola Replies Peter Obi Over Alleged Deportation Of Igbos From Lagos by InvertedHammer: 2:11am On Aug 02, 2013
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Some Yoruba people are already warming up for which possible abandoned property to occupy.

All I can tell you is: It ain't gonna happen!

2013 is not 1967.

Igbo people are highly resourceful and when push comes to shove, Yoruba will be decimated in Lagos.

You better watch it


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Politics › Re: APC Congratulates Nigerians On Registration by InvertedHammer: 6:29am On Aug 01, 2013
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Back-handed congratulations/compliments you mean.

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Health › Re: 13.47-Pound Baby Born In Germany Without C-section by InvertedHammer: 6:28am On Aug 01, 2013
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There are not enough tailors in the world to sow the woman Vgn back to shape.


Will feel like throwing a hotdog down the hallway


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Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Rehab Syndicate Blown-Open In California by InvertedHammer: 1:24am On Aug 01, 2013
MrPrsdent: @Topic

CNN did not categorically profile these guys as Nigerians. The OP is the one with a personal vendetta against these men. I watched the Anderson Cooper report and there were other people in that report. In fact the Nigerians were talked about for less than 10 seconds and Nigeria was not mentioned.

Healthcare fraud runs in the billions of dollars yearly in this country and there are thousands of perpetrators. Eventually,most of them get caught.More than 99% of the perpetrators are white Americans.

I see no reason why the OP should come here to shout about these 'small players' in the healthcare fraud business,especially when there was no mention of Nigeria in CNN report..
It wasn't particularly Nigeria fraud.

But the guy involved is a well-known socialite within the Nigeria circle in Los Angeles.

And when you watch CNN and a Nigerian name pops up, good or bad, it usually makes news in Nigeria Community.

Capisce?


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Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Rehab Syndicate Blown-Open In California by InvertedHammer: 1:06am On Aug 01, 2013
obowunmi: why are there so many hidden posts?
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Because tribal war is in progress

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Rehab Syndicate Blown-Open In California by InvertedHammer:
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Re-booked

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Rehab Syndicate Blown-Open In California by InvertedHammer: 8:04pm On Jul 31, 2013
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Just drove past the office in Pomona. It remains closed.

I heard that one of the notable guys in Los Angeles is also out on bail.
His office in Long Beach was also raided.

We are watching to see how this develops.

For sure, people will be going to jail for a long time


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Sports › Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by InvertedHammer: 7:19pm On Jul 30, 2013
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Football is a game where men are kicking and running with the ball while the opponents will be chasing their a5ses

While other closet gays will be cheering them on.

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Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Releases Details On 9G Tronic Nine Speed Auto by InvertedHammer: 7:15pm On Jul 30, 2013
lomomike: The higher number of gears and the broader gear ratio spread (9.15 for gears one to nine) help to increase smoothness but more importantly boost efficiency. This is achieved primarily through reduced revs. For example, in the E350 BlueTEC, whose 3.0-liter turbodiesel develops 248 horsepower, cruising at 75 mph in ninth gear sees the engine ticking over at just 1,350 rpm.
The car is also good for 0-62 mph acceleration in just 6.6 seconds and fuel economy of 36.75 mpg in the city cycle, up from 34 mpg with the previous 7G-TRONIC seven-speed transmission. The MPG rating+ the engine rev's isn't bad for a 3.0 litre turbodiesel with RWD or AWD.
This is all nonsense!

I trust the manual gears in Peugeot 404 and 504 than all these technical mumbo jumbo.

God forbid Nigeria mechanics tackle this one...the owner will know the difference between G-TRONIC and Ladipo-TRONIC.
Will the car drive me from point A to point B? Will it take basic transmission fluid? Can the transmission be repaired instead of replaced? If answers to all these questions are YES, then I am in.

Otherwise Mercedes should take this crap and shove it...It will not be fair to hear about recalls on these rip-off stuffs.
Car Talk › Re: Tricks Vulcanisers Use To Defraud Motorists by InvertedHammer: 5:49am On Jul 30, 2013
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I don't get it.

You stop over at a vulcanizer's makeshift shop and wakes him up.

He comes and checks the pressure of your tires. Right?

So do you expect him to tell you "no wahala" for these hard times?

Knowing some of you and awoof, even if he tells you the truth, you will not tip the guy.

So he has his hustle on. Come to think of it, N200 is just for a "plate of rice without".

Cut the guy some slack abeg.
Politics › Re: Car Conveying Family Of 4 Plunges Into River by InvertedHammer: 5:41am On Jul 30, 2013
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DID WOLE SOYINKA give them a white goat for a gift?


Oooops...Just thinking out loud


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Crime › Re: Guy Cheats And His Girlfriend Sets His Range-Rover Ablaze (photo) by InvertedHammer: 5:36am On Jul 30, 2013
olurotimi: No one needs to kill anyone to replace a Range Rover Sports HSE,besides insurance it is a bit more affordable this days. I ve got the same Edition "FOR SALE" recently shipped in from the US.
Range Rover Sports(HSE) 06 Edition
Full Options
Clean Title
Tin Can.
Price: 4.2m
Location: Magodo, Lagos.
Mail art_princ@yahoo.com for photos &
Call 08108900067, 08022228369 for inspection.
See your life!

So you think N4.2million is grown on a tree?

I hope your neighbor sabi say you dey snap im car dey post for online?

Person wey never chop belle ful dey sell Range Rover.

Thanks to internet..anybody now can claim to be whatever tickles his/her fantasy.
Politics › Re: Lagos Didnt Deport Beggars, Only Reunited Them With Their Families by InvertedHammer: 5:05am On Jul 30, 2013
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Deported...Reunited...Relocated


It is all matter of semantics.

The bottom line is that some group of people were "forcibly" uprooted and relocated

to some place that they have no intention of being at that particular point in time.


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Celebrities › Re: Tonto, Monalisa & Uche Jombo At Torn Movie Premiere by InvertedHammer: 12:26am On Jul 30, 2013
Crime › Re: Guy Cheats And His Girlfriend Sets His Range-Rover Ablaze (photo) by InvertedHammer: 12:17am On Jul 30, 2013
kulyie: grin yeyenotu.i go even burn the papers to the car and driving license join cheesy
Easier said than done.

They never born the girl that will burst my azs like that.

You know...accidents do happen.
Crime › Re: Guy Cheats And His Girlfriend Sets His Range-Rover Ablaze (photo) by InvertedHammer: 12:06am On Jul 30, 2013
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The guy is weak.
For a girl to diss him like this...he is a wankster.

My girl dare not...cos I will be packing heat
and pop off. I ain't fronting!


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Politics › Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On Rivers State Crisis - Channels TV Interview.. by InvertedHammer: 11:35pm On Jul 29, 2013
...political kirikum kraakum, political higgy hagar.....has all the trappings of odoriferuos saga cum gaga cuam gagar..
grin grin grin
I don't know what this guy is smoking.
Whatever it is, I sure don't want it.

LOL
Fashion › Re: Toolz Vs Mercy Johnson: Who Wore It Better?? by InvertedHammer: 11:20pm On Jul 29, 2013
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The Odi guy is greedy o.

How person go sleep now after looking at this?


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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dana Airlines Limited (Dana Air) Job Vacancies (8 Positions) by InvertedHammer: 8:46pm On Jul 28, 2013
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Death dey sleep, CV go wake am

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Family › Re: A Quadruple Amputee & His Girlfriend's Love Story In Pictures by InvertedHammer: 5:48am On Jul 27, 2013

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This relationship is 30% love and 70% money.

This guy will be service-connected which means the wife will be entitled to financial security as long as he lives and
some 50% thereafter. The amount involved is in upwards of $10,000 (N1.6million) per month.

Yeah, give it to any Nigerian lady and she will love you forever. Money is power. If she leaves the man, there are
hundreds of many money-hungry ladies in-waiting to pounce on the dude for the pecuniary gain.

Things are not usually as rosy as they seem when the camera is turned on. Who would have thought that Oscar Pistorius was not happy in his relationship? Until the inevitable happens, I have my fingers crossed on this one...

By the way, I am speaking from experience (what I have observed over the years). No, I am not a victim!


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Celebrities › Re: Afrocandy Releases New Photos by InvertedHammer: 7:52am On Jul 25, 2013
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Mad person no dey shame, na im people shame dey catch.

Abi Afrocandy no get kith and kin.

This is becoming sad and embarrassing


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Politics › Re: USA Donate Bomb-Disposal Equipment To Nigerian Police Force(picture) by InvertedHammer: 7:46am On Jul 25, 2013
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Popular America saying. " No such thing as free lunch".

Nigeria has no sense of shame.


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Politics › Re: Photo Of The Accident That Killed Patience Jonathan's Mum by InvertedHammer: 6:33am On Jul 25, 2013
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What a waste?

After OBJ sacrificed Stella, did he win 3rd term? NO!

Now GEJ and Shepopotamus have sacrificed mama...No 2nd term!

I guess it is tit for tat. GEJ brother was used to bring Shepopotamus back from death bed.

Now Shepopotamus mama is being used to pursue 2nd term.

I don't know why all these babalawos always require human sacrifice.

Can't they just use goat or cow that Abacha and Yar'Adua used?


Abacha and Yar'Adua? Oh! Now I see why. Never mind. Staying alive things!



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