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/ For the ladies... Those men you are drooling after...u know the ones that live in the gym. All that muscle..all that looks...Chances are____ HE IS GAY! Gym is gay church. If in doubt, go with a scruffy or a fatso . // |
/ Looks like Endemic goiter to me. Surgical removal is required. She may need to start with iodine and thyroxine preparations // |
/ DAMAGE CONTROL ![]() More Yoruba people will be deported now to make it even. Hahaha. Dreal1247, No comot for house o. Else na your papa hut for Ijebu-Ode go get you. Fashola is crazy // |
/ Seriously, I am beginning to get tired of all these beautiful Igbo girls. // |
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/ People sef When MJ was planning on marrying this guy, most of you were shouting.."crucify her", "crucify her!" Since all your evil plot did not work...All of you have now turned into Team MJ. Hypocrites! // |
/ Inyanya is done. This one-hit wonder is on downward spiral to oblivion. I give him 2 more years to disappear into obscurity. It has happened to many artists before him. His own case is very apparent |
/ This is arrant nonsense. So Nkanu(#1), Ikoegbene(#4), Gbogboasan(#9) are in Anambra State? Kindly refer me to the part of Anambra State that answers Oshornogor (#7) or Okon (#4). Because there were some exchanges between the two State governments does not negate the fact that Fashola acted in bad faith. Well, that is assuming the names were not made up. // |
emmakind: this what our hospitality has earned us. Old boy na Igbo people get Lagos. Forget all these omo onile abi wetin shakara omo Yoruba dey do. If you enter Lagos for Xmas time when be say about 70% of Igbo people travel, you will understand. Lagos is dry and as soon as Igbo people come back...Yoruba go dey hala Eko O ni baje because their messiahs are back |
/ Some Yoruba people are already warming up for which possible abandoned property to occupy. All I can tell you is: It ain't gonna happen! 2013 is not 1967. Igbo people are highly resourceful and when push comes to shove, Yoruba will be decimated in Lagos. You better watch it // |
/ Back-handed congratulations/compliments you mean. // |
/ There are not enough tailors in the world to sow the woman Vgn back to shape. Will feel like throwing a hotdog down the hallway // |
MrPrsdent: @TopicIt wasn't particularly Nigeria fraud. But the guy involved is a well-known socialite within the Nigeria circle in Los Angeles. And when you watch CNN and a Nigerian name pops up, good or bad, it usually makes news in Nigeria Community. Capisce? // |
obowunmi: why are there so many hidden posts?][ Because tribal war is in progress ][ |
// Re-booked // |
/ Just drove past the office in Pomona. It remains closed. I heard that one of the notable guys in Los Angeles is also out on bail. His office in Long Beach was also raided. We are watching to see how this develops. For sure, people will be going to jail for a long time // |
/ Football is a game where men are kicking and running with the ball while the opponents will be chasing their a5ses While other closet gays will be cheering them on. // |
lomomike: The higher number of gears and the broader gear ratio spread (9.15 for gears one to nine) help to increase smoothness but more importantly boost efficiency. This is achieved primarily through reduced revs. For example, in the E350 BlueTEC, whose 3.0-liter turbodiesel develops 248 horsepower, cruising at 75 mph in ninth gear sees the engine ticking over at just 1,350 rpm.This is all nonsense! I trust the manual gears in Peugeot 404 and 504 than all these technical mumbo jumbo. God forbid Nigeria mechanics tackle this one...the owner will know the difference between G-TRONIC and Ladipo-TRONIC. Will the car drive me from point A to point B? Will it take basic transmission fluid? Can the transmission be repaired instead of replaced? If answers to all these questions are YES, then I am in. Otherwise Mercedes should take this crap and shove it...It will not be fair to hear about recalls on these rip-off stuffs. |
// I don't get it. You stop over at a vulcanizer's makeshift shop and wakes him up. He comes and checks the pressure of your tires. Right? So do you expect him to tell you "no wahala" for these hard times? Knowing some of you and awoof, even if he tells you the truth, you will not tip the guy. So he has his hustle on. Come to think of it, N200 is just for a "plate of rice without". Cut the guy some slack abeg. |
/ DID WOLE SOYINKA give them a white goat for a gift? Oooops...Just thinking out loud // |
olurotimi: No one needs to kill anyone to replace a Range Rover Sports HSE,besides insurance it is a bit more affordable this days. I ve got the same Edition "FOR SALE" recently shipped in from the US.See your life! So you think N4.2million is grown on a tree? I hope your neighbor sabi say you dey snap im car dey post for online? Person wey never chop belle ful dey sell Range Rover. Thanks to internet..anybody now can claim to be whatever tickles his/her fantasy. |
// Deported...Reunited...Relocated It is all matter of semantics. The bottom line is that some group of people were "forcibly" uprooted and relocated to some place that they have no intention of being at that particular point in time. // |
/ No comment. Straight to the lab for HIV test. [img]http://img1.nairaland.com/attachments/1222874_image_jpg0d5b1c4c7f720f698946c7f6ab08f687[/img] |
kulyie:Easier said than done. They never born the girl that will burst my azs like that. You know...accidents do happen. |
/ The guy is weak. For a girl to diss him like this...he is a wankster. My girl dare not...cos I will be packing heat and pop off. I ain't fronting! // |
...political kirikum kraakum, political higgy hagar.....has all the trappings of odoriferuos saga cum gaga cuam gagar.. ![]() I don't know what this guy is smoking. Whatever it is, I sure don't want it. LOL |
/ The Odi guy is greedy o. How person go sleep now after looking at this? // |
/ Death dey sleep, CV go wake am // |
// This relationship is 30% love and 70% money. This guy will be service-connected which means the wife will be entitled to financial security as long as he lives and some 50% thereafter. The amount involved is in upwards of $10,000 (N1.6million) per month. Yeah, give it to any Nigerian lady and she will love you forever. Money is power. If she leaves the man, there are hundreds of many money-hungry ladies in-waiting to pounce on the dude for the pecuniary gain. Things are not usually as rosy as they seem when the camera is turned on. Who would have thought that Oscar Pistorius was not happy in his relationship? Until the inevitable happens, I have my fingers crossed on this one... By the way, I am speaking from experience (what I have observed over the years). No, I am not a victim! // |
/ Mad person no dey shame, na im people shame dey catch. Abi Afrocandy no get kith and kin. This is becoming sad and embarrassing // |
// Popular America saying. " No such thing as free lunch". Nigeria has no sense of shame. // |
/ What a waste? After OBJ sacrificed Stella, did he win 3rd term? NO! Now GEJ and Shepopotamus have sacrificed mama...No 2nd term! I guess it is tit for tat. GEJ brother was used to bring Shepopotamus back from death bed. Now Shepopotamus mama is being used to pursue 2nd term. I don't know why all these babalawos always require human sacrifice. Can't they just use goat or cow that Abacha and Yar'Adua used? Abacha and Yar'Adua? Oh! Now I see why. Never mind. Staying alive things! // |
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