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Family › Re: My Brother's Wife Has Never Said Sorry To Him Since They Got Married by ivolt: 2:03pm On Sep 18, 2017
If he is truly your brother and the story is entirely true, tell him to issue an ultimatum
on how he must be treated.
If his conditions are not met, let him call off the marriage.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bat Sent From The Village To Our Home Hangs Dead On Our Electric Pole by ivolt: 1:53pm On Sep 18, 2017
madridguy:
Some people can be funny sha, calling the OP names for saying her mind.

Well, I can relate to the OP testimonies.

If you doubt her, I will make a similar stories which I want anyone staying around Iyana Ipaja, Ipaja, Akowonjo to confirm @ Moshalasi Police Station.

At Moshalasi bus stop, there is a football field popularly know as " Lion field " till date. The field is the children playing ground for the Federal low cost in that area.

A Celestial Church within that area were having a public crusade that evening, suddenly a big Bird crashed on a roof of a house and the woman run outside to check what landed on her roof, behold she saw a big Bird, suddenly the bird started changing from bird to human, the woman ran to call on the celestial people holding crusade and they sprinkle some water and perfume and the bird change to a very very ugly girl. It took the intervention of the police at Moshalasi police station for her not to get burnt.

She made confession at the police station that she is bringing stroke to her uncle who refused to give her money when he visited home 2 weeks back.

This is is life story, go to the station and ask.
Juju is real
Evil people are real.
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Tales by the moonlight
Business › Re: A Nairalander Explains Phonenumber Update Using ATMs For All Firstbank Customers by ivolt: 12:38pm On Sep 18, 2017
Mynd44:
Exactly!

If tade steal my Sade's ATM card, he can go change her phone number straight. He wont even bother using the ATM card again, just start using the USSD service to move out her money.

These guys at First Bank did not think this through at all. Thats if they thought about it at all
@dingbang, are there extra security measures in place aside ATM pin ?
Crime › Re: Hunter Kills Younger Brother In Kogi In The Farm, Claims He Saw A Monkey On Tree by ivolt: 12:10pm On Sep 18, 2017
jameshow:
This thing happens to hunters, its not ordinary, the man could actually saw monkey though its human being but after the shot it turned to human being. Have heard about this time without number, is not strange. This is the work of his village people
No, it happens as a result of poor vision or a deliberately wicked heart.

I am sure you have been told many tortoise stories times without number, does that men
they are true ?
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: "Yar'adua Fought Me, He Ended Up In the Grave" (Video) by ivolt: 10:11am On Sep 18, 2017
HDVideos:
El Rufai doesn't have the temperament to lead a Nation like Nigeria, he is careless in his speech and actions coupled with the fact he is very divisive and bigoted
That is exactly what makes him a strong contender, most Nigerians
don't care about a candidate's character as long as he can make bold
promises and demonstrate an element of ruthlessness.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bat Sent From The Village To Our Home Hangs Dead On Our Electric Pole by ivolt: 9:37am On Sep 18, 2017
missbeckykisses:
Really thank God for saving us last night, around 2am when I was sewing a dress for my client at home I was hearing some weird noise from outside, and because we live on the outskirts of umuahia it's always quiet and people don't usually go out after 7pm so by around 2am you should expect everyone to be asleep except something really bad happens that might affect everyone ..

That night felt different but I was still able to complete my sewing despite the weird animal noise because we are only used to hearing noise from dogs barking or owls and some night birds that thrive around that area, but not that sort of noise because it sounded like something that is not even from earth, trust me I've heard weird noises but this one is a big exception, I was surprised when I woke up in the morning and I found this dead bat hanging dead on our electric pole...

I still have a very strong feeling that this bat was sent, because where I am from people do bad things to their own relations which our family is not an exception, what are your thoughts on this.. Images below
Hahnemann:
Y do they choose to operate with bats this days, I killed this one flying around in my office last week. My work makes me sleep in d office some days but that very day I decided to go home. Only to come bk d nxt morning and saw this one already arrested by d holyspirit, I killed it without wasting of time.
grin grin grin grin grin

It is a grand delusion to think that everything happens because of you.
Bats dying, levitating spiders are all natural occurrences.

Stop stigmatising the innocent "village people" who are only interested
in getting their daily bread just as you.

Now I understand why pastorpreneurs are on the loose.
Romance › Re: How To Differentiate Between A Girl Who Wants You And A Girl Who Wants Marriage? by ivolt: 8:34am On Sep 18, 2017
Everybody has a reason for wanting marriage don't be deceived by simplistic and baseless
semantics. Relationships are not black and with.
Business › Re: Niyi Adenuga Marries Secretly (Mike Adenuga's Son) by ivolt: 8:27pm On Sep 17, 2017
jonnytad:
Hmmmmmm...... Rich people get money, bt dem no get security, poor pple get security bt dem no get money. Irony of life.
What kind of security?
Celebrities › Re: Liz Anjorin: I Didn't Convert To Islam Because Of A Man by ivolt: 4:54pm On Sep 17, 2017
abdelrahman:
You haven't accepted islam wholeheartly babygirl,try to stop all the immortalies you are doing.
Islam is Islam don't try to change its definition.
Christianity Etc › Re: David Meade Claims World Will End September 23 by ivolt: 4:14pm On Sep 17, 2017
Lilimax:
Meaning what Nwa nnunu nta a? undecided
Please translate.
Romance › Re: A Man I Considered A Friend Wanted To Have Sex With Me - Lady Cries Out (photos) by ivolt:
Rapmoney:
Typical example of a foolish girl!!! What's so strange if he actually made some moves? huh As if you haven't tasted 'the thing' before. How come you didn't go on twitter to drop posts after all the past sexual escapades you must have had?

May the huge old wrinkled balls of Idemudia fall on her!!! angry
So it is right to rape a girl who has "tasted the thing before" ?

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Romance › Re: A Man I Considered A Friend Wanted To Have Sex With Me - Lady Cries Out (photos) by ivolt: 3:08pm On Sep 17, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Why is she ranting...She went to visit a man that is not her relative on a rainy day, so what was she expecting? I guess she was expecting the man to have a decent conversation with her cheesy If she can enjoy spending time with d man..she should also enjoy having sex with him.

She's a learner.

So she doesn't know that most men would jump into bed with their female friends at the slightest opportunity...
She doesn't know that friendship with the opposite sex has the potential to develop into something more or she thinks it's easy to have a platonic Male/female friendship.

Some men self should know when not to cross the line.
I don't understand this kind of attitude.
This is wrong, you are painting men as some ravenous predator who will
jump on a prey at the slightest opportunity.

This is very wrong.
Health › Re: Please Help My Mum Is Dying by ivolt: 2:48pm On Sep 17, 2017
What you need is the proper diagnosis.

Go to the nearest federal teaching hospital.
Or you can research foreign hospitals if you can foot the bill.
Christianity Etc › Re: David Meade Claims World Will End September 23 by ivolt: 2:20pm On Sep 17, 2017
Christians and absurdities

Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Weds 18-Year-Old Boy In Abia (Photos) by ivolt: 8:08am On Sep 17, 2017
rentAcock:
This 18yr old girl is a pedophile and child molester regardless of whatever customs her people observe. A 17 year old boy is undeage and should be dating his age mates or immediate junior.

The girl should be found and arrested immediately, and quite honestly should be sent to life imprisonment for endangering the welfare a child, aggravated rape and pedophilia.

These are the kind of issues the government should focus its attention, instead they are busy chasing after multi billion dollar looters. This issue affects the common man more so than all the efforts spent chasing after looters.
Read again and modify your post.
Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Weds 18-Year-Old Boy In Abia (Photos) by ivolt: 10:30pm On Sep 16, 2017
Disadvantages of unwanted pregnancy.
Politics › Re: Wande Abimbola: "I Was Ridiculed For Returning Home A Poor Senator" by ivolt: 9:16am On Sep 16, 2017
Of course
Romance › Re: I’m Ready To Marry Any Man At All, Once He Has 2 Hands & Legs – Nigerian Lady by ivolt: 4:19pm On Sep 15, 2017
If you are ready, you would already be married as there are plenty of
jobless men and trolls on your street waiting for who to cater for them.

So this is nothing but attention-seeking.
Politics › Re: Fayose Wears Igbo Cap In Presidential Campaign Poster by ivolt: 1:39pm On Sep 15, 2017
NNAMDIII:
I'll rather vote for buhari than this mumu
You will always vote for Buhari, so what is the "rather" part ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: London Train Attack: 18 People Injured And Hospitalised After Failed Bucket Bomb by ivolt: 1:31pm On Sep 15, 2017
WotzupNG:
When they thought they have become enlightened, they abandoned Christianity to embrace atheism. What they don't know is that mankind was created to worship and to worship YAHWEH only. The moment they abandoned Christianity, they exposed themselves to other forms of worship e.g atheism (worship of self) and even satanism.

The vacuum left behind by the reducing Christianity in the West is now getting filled by Islam and it's murderous tendencies. They ditched Christ, now they have no choice but to enjoy terrorism. The sad part is that they have been so blinded to the point of even supporting the mass influx of Arabs and their barbaric ways into Europe.

Christ is the only Salvation for mankind.
Heartless coward, why don't you throw a party ?

It is even more shameful that some imbeciles liked your post.
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 8 Internet Fraudsters In Lagos by ivolt: 10:53am On Sep 15, 2017
Hedonistically:
What is the staff strength of the EFCC?

Because I don't think it makes sense to waste scarce manpower and resources chasing rats, when there are real issues and bigger problems to focus on. Millions of young Nigerians are into Internet fraud anyway, and insofar as they are not an immediate threat to the security and wellbeing of the country, the EFCC should focus on the humongous corruption going on in every government institution (at state, federal and local government levels) as well as the fraud in key private institutions such as banks. These are more injurious to the average Nigerian citizen than petty Internet hustles by frustrated youths.
Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it is absent.
Yahoo boys are threat to the well being of the country
and must be tackled with fervent ferocity.



Existence of armed robbers does not
excuse pickpockets as they will gladly exchange roles
if presented the opportunity.
Politics › Re: Tension In Jos, Hausa & Igbo Youths Clash - Vanguard by ivolt: 9:16pm On Sep 14, 2017
Deltagiant:
People of similar culture coalesce into a "nation"!

You can amalgamate a country just as Britain instructed Lugard to do, but NOT a nation.

After every said and done. After all python dance, nations WILL emerge from what you now know as Nigeria.
People of similar culture don't wilfully coalesce into nation.
No nation was formed by agreement. Nations emerge from
chaos, uneasy alliances and war of conquests.

Nobody want to be ruled, culture or no culture.
Politics › Re: Presidency Endorses KICK AGAINST RAPE (season 4) In Port Harcourt by ivolt: 5:54pm On Sep 14, 2017
chibike69:
u people should also kick against immodest dressing
Or what ?
You rape as many as you can ?

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Crime › Re: Businessman Sells House, Cars To Raise N25m Headache Cure (pic) by ivolt: 9:51am On Sep 14, 2017
Snake oil.
Family › Re: My New Wife Hates My Family Without Provocation by ivolt: 11:24pm On Sep 13, 2017
You can't confront your wife and you don't want your family ostracised.
Nothing would change unless you change any of the options above or
you accept one of them.
Politics › Re: Restructuring: Tambuwal Chairs Northern Governor & Traditional Rulers' Meeting by ivolt: 5:57pm On Sep 13, 2017
jobaltol:
What I will do if I am buhari concerning the ipob agitation will be outlined below:
I will first call nnamdi kanu to debate for the secession of south east . The debate will hold on a neutral platform most likely the channels tv...later, i will tell them to vote for a referendum to leave nigeria..if they vote for it...i will then say that they should pay all the external and internal debts their states owed to the federal govt..
If they are successful...i will let them to vote again..if they still want to do so...then they will be called biafra region still part of Nigeria...with a clause that they will contribute 30% to the nigerian purse since it was nigeria's collective wealth that they used to develop rhe south east..
No wonder you are not Buhari.
Debate ?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: President Mugabe Blasts Zodwa Wabantu Who Doesn't Wear Panties To Shows by ivolt: 2:21pm On Sep 13, 2017
OKorowanta:
Africa most respected president when it comes to ethics.
I remember him warning Obama dat if he's coming to Africa to preach gayism he should avoid Zimbabwe.
Of course, africans don't know what they want.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Halimah Yacob Declared President-Elect Of Singapore (Photo) by ivolt: 2:19pm On Sep 13, 2017
Ihutomi:
An Islamic country wow am impressed
Singapore is not an Islamic country.
The ways women can become a president in an Islamic
country is through hereditary leadership or a military coup,
otherwise, a woman belongs to the other room.
Romance › Re: Can One Be In Love With Two People At The Same Time? by ivolt: 2:16pm On Sep 13, 2017
Your friend is greedy and not in love with any of the men
involved, she is only scared of missing out of the goodies
she already tasted.
Culture › Re: You Are Wearing Fake Crowns- Olubadan Tells 21 Newly Crowned Kings Of Ibadan by ivolt: 2:12pm On Sep 13, 2017
Ajimobi is playing dumb politics.
Traditional rulers are largely ceremonial so why create
new positions to waste more government resources.
Celebrities › Re: Afia Schwarzenegger Meets Prophet One For Counseling After Her Sex Scandal by ivolt: 2:09pm On Sep 13, 2017
Antoeni:
Afia the proud Harlot
Fixed
Foreign Affairs › Re: Halimah Yacob Declared President-Elect Of Singapore (Photo) by ivolt: 2:07pm On Sep 13, 2017
Unbreakable007:
That con3 is in trouble.

Ask me why.
Yeah the same way Germany is in trouble.

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