₦airaland Forum

GoldenSpec:
World Bank app

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy man when dem release u from quarantine

oladele239:
Wema bank .... Bank of the orphans

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy what do you mean by bank of the orphans

tillaman:
I know a guy that finished 5 indomie hungry man size
I thought it was his love for noodles until a particular day he finished 8 wraps of fufu and told me he couldn’t go further cause he was not In form at all now am like if you con dey form you
Go fit chop 2 dozens

lolxxxxx hahahaha holy amadioha!!!!! He said because he is not inform that means he can't go further. Omo I don die here

Ammishaddai:
This man is an ex-simp who loves misleading his followers. Was that how you wooed your current wife? Mtchwww...hypocrite

lolxxxxx hahahaha dis one pained u well

I swear this Reno is a trouble maker lolxxxxx hahahaha if any fish is greedy move to the next

Megasaucy:
Why don't you just tell us that your friend is a Stuffbroker who just lost money at the Choba Stuff Exchange Market?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mental ooooo. U say the guy na stuffbroker?! Okay no be stock broker ehhhh? Walahi people dey dis forum

mu2sa2:
What he did was legally and morally wrong based on media reports. But, even on the reports, the evidence does not suggest a case of attempted murder. The suspect was alleged to have punched and kicked the lecturer and she suffered little or no injuries. He's not reported to have used broken glass or other objects. Based on the reports, he should be charged for assault and malicious damage to property. Let's not forget though that lawyers (including "charge & bail" ones) are waiting to be engaged by the suspect and during trial the story can change, even to the extent that the lecturer may look like she should be the one that ought to be arraigned and not the student.

and when he punched her she slump and die what will it be called, attempted life giving?

DOTian:
Is this not worse that otokoto?
Why is the Lagos Ibadam expressway section of Nigeria Media not shouting themselves hoarse while painting the area where this happened as a place for savage existence as was the case with otokoto and okija shrine??

I remember how they used the okija shrine to mess up that beutiful town but when soka forest was discovered with more heinous crimes , the same people went dumb! That's what happens when you employ double standards in every thing you see or do.

Imagine what the press will be doing with this story if it happened at Owerri and the owner of the hotel is a prominent figure too! By now, they will be passing endless inuendos about how the concept of "making money at all cost" is the problem of the east. Yet, skull mining is now an epidemic in Ogun State and environs..

you said it well brother. may our ancestors bless you

massinola:
I will be as brief as possible.
I recently opened a barbing salon shop. Within the area I opened this shop, there's this couple living there. The man does nothing for a living. He's a drunkard. The woman on the other hand sells black market fuel and oil to make ends meet.

They gave birth to 6 children (yes, you heard right). Since I entered that street, I noticed a serious domestic violence going on in that family. The man after drinking, uses his wife and children as punching bags. This is not occasionally. On a daily. I'm seriously disturbed. A little arguement and the man goes straight to the woman's fuel and oil and pours everything away.

Even when he's the one provoking the woman, he goes to the woman's properties and starts damaging everything.

The worst is that no body in the street says anything. They all say they are used to them.
I'm seriously disturbed because the man always threatens to pour fuel on the woman and set her ablaze always.

On many occasions, he carries huge sticks to kill the woman like a snake.
People around always say he can't do it. On my side, I'm really disturbed, because I have seen where domestic violence caused a disaster. I fear that one day, the man might carry out his threats.

Today a serious fight broke out between the man and the wife. The man was beating the last born of the house that's just a year plus like a mad man. The wife couldn't bear it anymore and faced the man. He was beating all of them like animals. Looking for cutlass and 2by2 to use on them. People were passing and didn't even care. I couldn't bear it anymore. He was trying to smash the woman's phone on the main road. One small girl went to rescue the woman and the phone. The way this man flung the lady eeh, that was when I stepped in, collected the phone and told the man that if he tried touching the woman and the children again, I would bury him alive. I was very mad. I asked the woman what he's still doing with the man. Or is she waiting for people to carry her corpse before she flees for her life? The phone is still with me. I'm confused on what to do.

This man needs to be stopped before a disaster strikes. It's just a matter of time. I fear for the woman's life seriously.
What can I do to help the situation guys. I'm really disturbed.

you talk finish you no drop address or phone number to contact? This story is not complete

temitope27:
A boy care for his younger sister than the opposite sex does

Lolxxxxx hahahaha no be boy like Charles for my compound wey dey beat Ada like mad ooooo

donbachi:
My mum neva tried it....i go finish the food.

SMA gold+ cerelac.

Lolxxxxx hahahaha bad guy

Charity no be good girl ooooo. That girl have shown me pepper

Confusion break bone and double wahala for dedibodi. Punch newspaper of three days ago said that the prepaid meter customer who was given free will have to pay under 10 years. Now how are we going to pay it please. Now they are selling unit 40 per unit, if they now increase it shebi it will get to 80/100 abi? Wickedness just dey learn work where this APC government dey

Ameboperoo:
It's like I'm confused here.
I have read the article over again vis-a-vis the statement few days ago, but each time I get more confused.
Can someone explain to me in pidgin English?
Honestly, I'm confused

be sef don readam like 5 times now but can't still understand

Honestly I have tried to read this thing like 5 times now but still didn't get it. Please whoever that understand what they said. Did they say that this free meter they are distributing, that we are going to pay for it and how? Abeg this English is too much for me to comprehend

Baba, please that hello God, how can I download it because I need it now than before

Maxymilliano:
It's becoming increasingly difficult to survive as a Nigerian these days with cost of living growing astronomically beyond the means of the common man without commensurate improvement in standard of living.

Hello God by Dolly Parton is what we need to adopt as anthem in this period of uncertainty

This man and bleaching cream no be here oooo. But on a more serious note, why did supreme court cursed us with this man ehhhh

Maxymilliano:
So the one we have is black paper abi ?

Anyway, It's understandable, he dare not say anything different.

abeg can someone please help me out with this white paper of a thing? Will the case now be transfer to white paper before it will be term as truth?

Please someone should educate me here because am not understanding again. Which one is this white paper, will this panel now be on White paper?

Lolxxxxx hahahaha and what where you doing with it condom

doctore212:
Hmm

That was how I was coming back from Olosho house one night around Oshodi axis and one stopped me . He searched me and could not see any cash apart from 2k and one kiss condom.

He collected 1k and the condom and was proud to tell me he is going to See his babe after closing of the job.

Abeg wetin police dey do with condom

iHart:
Downloaded already. Make I begin read am. At least I go finish am before one month

Baba you try oooo. I try to download but the letter is very tiny that I can't see when I download it more so, it will take u six months before you finish that 309 pages oooo

I want to know what is mannabbq, lie Mohamed, ngenechukwu and Joe igbokwe have to say on this

Juliusmomoh:
What is your location please... Atleast you can come see it yourself...

Don't worry about your T-fare, i will handle that...


I hate doubting soul

my dear. You don't need to reply him by him tagging your story to be lie.

Davash222:
To give birth to a Girl child in Nigeria is 3rd most deadliest things on earth.

ahhhhhhh what of we that have 3 girl pikins

temitope27:
U re losing members, abi u re losing money

lolxxxxx hahahaha members are money na

Bluntguy:
Make dem no go host am into trouble o. The party she rejected their 5k is watching o.

answer

lilvicky68:
Here to read tales..

Omo that guy go still use that hand finger person daughter

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear to God you no get sense ooooo. What a dirty mind u have there lol lolxxxxx hahahaha

I think it's because you didn't wash the pot and tidy the kitchen after cooking that's why she is angry, if not so I don't see anything there because he was your brother before she came as a wife

silvoclaira:
DamnNigar Slawormir, do you have anything to do with the disappearance of Comfort Mufutah hard earn monies from her accoun?

No vex i just dey ask! Mayb na one of your bois

lolxxxxx hahahaha I just dey suspect that guy since the story broke out

Why did you say so brother

gasparpisciotta:
The meat dey sweet ehn!!!

Next time you kill any animal, cut the neck immediately and let it’s blood drain out before roasting it.

Lolxxxxx hahahaha I know if I should answer all this question I will still have f9 and I believe you can still send me back to 100level and not to allow me write this year final exam in pieces. Abeg hold your question let me hold my piece no be peace oooo

JosephXavier:
UNIZIK 2021/2022 Examination question
Dept: Political science
Date: 23 April 2022
Instrustion: Answer all question and do not mutilate

Question No 1
APC is known for all of these except?
A) rewriting results and rigging election
B) corruption, blame game and denials
C) protecting and promoting criminals
D) installing Supreme Court governors
E) All of the above

Part two: Theory

Question No two (a)
In not less than 500 words, explain how a governorship candidate that polled over 230k votes in the party primaries couldn't get up to 50k votes in the actual election

(b)
Knowing fully well that only the people that voted for him in the primaries alone are enough to send him to the Anambra government house, derive a theory to explain such scenario and relate it to real life