₦airaland Forum

Bvlgari:
Good...i hate bullying...many people even shouting on top of their voices on this issue were once big time bullies in their secondary schools

Below is one of them...thats the face of a bully

this is Mimi of myflatmate na. She attended the dowen school as well?

You said it well brother. Why should lasma as well even chase car as well. Vio? I can't understand they work on the road

Esseite:
Ambode banned those VIO being on the road for a reason while replacing them with RRS police saloon cars randomly patrolling the roads and scanning your number plates to know expired car documents... honestly the RRS police patrol was extremely effective especially on lekki corridors.

If the VIO actually do inspect your vehicle before handing out road worthiness, why are they on the road if the same document has just 6months duration.

Healthrelatedjo:
This is bad.
Rest in peace young girl.
This pple dey make me deny my tribe sometimes,thank God say I kuku resamble igbo.

lolxxxxx hahahaha me wey be Igbo, evil full our side abeg

oglalasioux:
Is this not akin to learning to be left handed in old age? She has always been Stella Damascus.

Lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy. I have known her as Damascus oooo

ValCon888:
They will face a trial in camera and if found guilty, they will go to juvenile prison.

what's these juvenile prison and how does it work. Like they can spend 30years there?

If this case is swept under the carpet then it's finish for this country walahi

Akathriel:
Tinubu will never become President in Nigeria and I’ll tell you why.

PART 1: October 2018

Louis XIV was King of France for 72 years and 110 days  and became the most powerful French monarch who consolidated a system of absolute monarchical rule that endured until the French Revolution. At the peak of his maniac, he said: “L’Etat c’est  moi” (I am the state).

I am not aware Asiwaju Bola Tinubu is given to so much reading to have come across Louis’ declaration but I once heard him making the same declaration as he got up from his seat and said “Eko fe lo sun”(Lagos wants to sleep). The embodiment of the current pathetic Lagos by the man who rode to power in 1999 largely on account of his association with NADECO abroad is an interesting study for some of us who are eyewitnesses to recent history.

Talking of the love Papa Adesanya had for Tinubu, I would just give one instance. Months into Tinubu’s  tenure, a scandal broke out around him that he did not attend any of the schools he listed in his resume: from St John’s Primary School, Aroloya in Lagos through Government College, Ibadan and University of Chicago.

The scandal broke out shortly after then Speaker of House of Representatives, Salisu Buhari had perjured by submitting a fake certificate from University of Toronto in Canada and was forced to step down. The media was celebrating the scandal and just a sentence from Afenifere against Tinubu then would have done him in.

I recall vividly being in the office of Senator Adesanya with the late Rev. Tunji Adebiyi when an old man with all grey hair and beards dressed in immaculate white dress with white shoes walked into his office and we had to excuse them.

When he left, we went back to meet the Leader and he was in a pensive mood. He told us what the old man told him:

”Abraham, you have to disown this boy (Tinubu) now”

And that he said to the oldie that: “a person who builds a wall does not pull it down.”

He said the man got up to leave and said:

”You will regret not doing so”.

The scene played in my mind in the last inactive days of Senator Adesanya as the last major outing he had before he went down was over Tinubu ~ Yinka Odumakin.

Nigerians, listen to me, I am a confirmed full-blooded Yoruba man from Ijebu-Ode. Some bastards said it is better to have Tinubu as President than for the Southwest to lose the Presidency. I said Sango & Ogun will obliterate all of them including their bastard children.

What have I ever benefited from Tinubu’s government?

Obasanjo became President for eight years, what did I benefit from him as a Yoruba man?

In 2015, Tinubu exhumed the decaying copse of Buhari, packaged him as the Messiah and sold him to us at 50-50kobo. And we bought it without questioning the logic behind it.

When Buhari and Osinbajo were drinking their 40Naira-sachet Milo at Eko Hotel, we never knew that it was our collective destinies that were being devoured by satanic powers & principalities.

These same bastards whose hundreds of billions of Naira palliatives disbursement during their COVID-19 cash-out scam never got to me are now compelling me to go take their booster-shot vaccines. It is non other than Sango that will obliterate & annihilate all your family members one after the other.

Now, they’re plotting to remove the (non existent) subsidies on Petroleum Products by June next year.

Look, let me paint you a picture of what will happen in case you don’t know.

The 200Naira transport fare that takes from Ojodu-Berger to Ikeja will become 500Naira.

The bag of Pure Water that sells averagely at 180Naira will become 400Naira.

The carton of Indomie Noodles (Hungry Man) that sells for 4,500Naira will become 9,000Naira.

You have not even seen the preview of what is coming yet.

You’re still complaining of armed robbery, banditry, kidnapping, cultism. All these are child’s play in comparison to what will engulf & kill of all you should these brainless bastards in government tamper with the subsidy.

Six fvcking years, you couldn’t build any refinery. They still have the audacity to allocate $1.5Billion for the turnaround maintenance of a moribund refinery in Portharcourt.

Look, the only thing can solve Nigeria’s problem is if three planet-sized asteroids collide with the planet Earth simultaneously so that everybody can go to blazes.

These bastards say they will pay 5,000Naira to 40Million poor Nigerians to cushion the effects.

What will 5,000Naira do compared to this calamity that is coming?

How did they even arrive at that figure that 40Million Nigerians are poor? Well, that figure could be correct during the Ebele Jonathan’s administration, but I tell you now without mincing words, no less than 160Millions Nigerians have been plunged into the valley of poverty - courtesy of Buhari’s trial & error economic policies.

If you’re one of the dunderheads still clamoring for Tinubu or APC, remember that none of their useless campaign promises of 2015 have been delivered.

Also remember that It is Tinubu, Buhari & Sanwo-Olu that sanctioned the bloody massacre at the Lekki Toll Gate.

Lastly, if you’re one of the assholes clamoring for Yemi Osinbajo to become the next President, then you need to hit your coconut head against the wall if you think that satanic, hypocritical, short man-devil will do any better than his master - Buhari.

may our ancestors bless you my brother for this bitter truth. I cool down go through what you put out there and it's nothing but bitter truth. You will live long and may land and our ancestors protect you

chatinent:
Everything just werey for Naija...Titus sardine is now ₦800. Everything in Nigeria just dey titus. It sardines me a whole lot.

Common hotel don dey give half bar soap and they wouldn't want you interrupt them while dishing out the puzzle. Don't even complain.
Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me that sometimes, parents would feel they are good defenders of their children to allow them reach their goal when they click the box 18. May God have Messi upon our sole.

I stopped watching Nigerian movies..dear mister, a lot are Ibuprofaned because Nigeria has a way of taking away your light ...de-lighted.

Nigeria is meant to leave you at zero. To the man who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I reminisce the past, present, and future walk into Nigeria. It is tense!

I just dey confused with your statement. You started with sardin wey I dey buy 70n before. Now u say na 800. Guy stop carrying fake news about sardin abeg

Maxymilliano:
I hope Lagos state government will not submit another white paper for peace movement

lolxxxxx hahahaha u be witch I swear fir reading my mind

Dailymice:
A lot of fraudsters have blood hanging on their head; you scam someone and the person commits suicide and you think life would be normal again for you or your generations? You have a curse on your head already.

That yahoo guy on Nairaland called Slawormiir probably has a lot of innocent blood of victims he had scammed who committed suicide on his head. Don't envy fraudsters, they NEVER have REST!

rest ke? When you scam another to have happiness how will you expect happiness

No be drogba be that security man?

Cerebellum:

if not for wickedness for full your heart, why should you attached my darling club Chelsea with that dirty guy. Na we say make he no birth? All this arsenal fans ehhhh

athaboi:
Lolz
They found a name for these ones! That's cool, at least they were not called IPOB.... Was thinking kidnappers and criminals in the east are all IPOB

lolxxxxx hahahaha you read my mind

CrownOfClay724:
She hit the child's head on the desk and the teeth flew out?

Chineke napu Kwa ekwensu Ike

onapu ekwensu ike, oyegi iga ewe?

You really failed yourself guy.

yanabasee1:
During my university days..... I rented an apartment off-campus and it was the usual face me I face you compound..... everyone shares the toilet and the bathroom

So I had this girl, she was very reserved and very pretty...had a light skin and was an introvert that will scatter the compound with sweet aroma from her room...


Sometimes like that, I returned from home and I decided not to go to school..It was in the afternoon and I never knew anyone was in the compound and I went to the bathroom to take my shower...I was just pulling down my trousers to hang them when I saw the door opened and she was staring down at my erected third leg. She closed the door speechless and was unable to say sorry. I didn't say anything either..

After I was done at the bathroom, I decided to leave for lectures or go to school to read or something...then she came and knock at my door... Ask her to come in and she did... She said she was sorry about what happened and I said it was fine..but that I have to see hers too... I was trying to be funny and she took it serious. But said, if I wanted a revenge that she will let me have it but only when she'd return from school.

Then that even passed, we couldn't see, after a week letter, she called me from her window and I turned to the backyard to see her.... She was naked... and my dick stood up immediately and I knew she noticed it...


Well, long story cut short.... we never had sex.. I wasn't possible... I failed myself.

Mercychen:
Lol...

You too overreacted by shouting that loud at your girl over the phone. Next time, be more courteous.

To clear your name,? From what?
Just ignore them. provided you're not guilty of what you're being accused of. Be yourself and go about your biz like nothing happened. If you start avoiding them or acting somehow, you give more room for suspicion.

Lastly, stop the midnight calls for now. That is if you can.

he should stop midnight call because of what exactly please?!!

A 14 year-old cannot be admitted into university to study, but a 13 year-old can be married.

A school certificate holder cannot become a director in the civil service, but a school certificate holder can become president and commander-in-chief of the entire country.

The country is among the major oil producing countries in the world, but it imports the fuel it consumes.

The country has the highest number of foreign doctors in the UK and America, but its leaders travel abroad for their medical needs.

The country shoots harmless protesters, but hold peace parleys with bandits.

The country rehabilitates terrorists, but their victims lavish in refugee camps.

God did not create any country.

He located human beings in different territories and gave them all empowerments to survive.

Whatever they turn out to be is entirely their choices and decisions.

UAE and Qatar are deserts converted to paradise.

Nigeria is paradise converted to hell.

Nigeria is epitome of confusion, and God is not the author of confusion.

yanabasee2:
I swear....



I've to be transferring additional #300 just for banks to be eating from it... Just so they don't get to reach the main balance...


But this isn't how it should be..


Banks are places where you keep money and have increase... But as it is today ... if you keep your money in the bank and in the next ten years, you'll be owing the bank...

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear this one got me. You said if you leave your money in the bank for next ten years you will be owning the Bank? Cheiiiiiiii!!

Police? Guy you don't live your future walahi

thesicilian:
Ronaldinho should stop getting unequally yoked with these kinds of people

u say?

WibusJaga:


What a great achievement. Congratulations to her.

achievement?

Poanan:
What? so sorry.

yes!!! The worst case is that the so called panel report, my two friends name was never in the list of the 9 the panel mentioned. I laughed so hard when I read on paper that it was just 9 casualty according to the panel but the body I counted that night was up to 23 when they where been pick up and pack in their van. You might ask why didn't I go to the panel. Those who went how is their situation now, it's either you are threatened or anything. I know how my family begged me not to go to the panel. That's the system we live in

tamdun:
Yinmu, when some are preparing to leave for same Libya and when things go south, they'll start screaming govt as if govt sent them to Libya.
Stay and build ur country, u see those countries you are running to, Their citizens fought for what they are enjoying today.

for how long shall we fight for this bitter country. The last one we fought on 20 Oct 2020 the government released their agents on us and me that is typing now I know how lucky I was that night but two of my friends we went to the rally with where not that lucky because I saw their corps when the bullet was raining

Eriokanmi:
2023 Election is approaching. These guys are so desperate. Youths, shine your eyes this time else, they'd buy your sense and dump it inside dustbin again and you'd be shouting...APC, whyyyy for another 4 years. This is the only party with systematic stealing and corruption in the world, that I know. How can you be paying 120bn naira monthly as fuel subsidy but earmark 200bn monthly as transport stipend for utopian number of Nigerians monthly? Where does the difference go to( electioneering campaigns and rigging, of course!) That's even if they'd pay up to 40m Nigerians for one year in the first place as they claim.

The school feeding programme, which was still ongoing during lockdown easily came to mind, during which students were at home with their parents. I also remember the cash palliative given to a few number of Nigerians who were displayed on the TV while they were giving them the cash on queue and they told us they've shared all the billions during lockdown. I can go on and on. They'd tell you 30k police will be deployed for election but only deploy only 5k after signing for the allowance of the 30k officers with the connivance of the IG. The allowance for the remaining 25k will be used to rig. Sadly, they'd still not pay the 5k officers the right allowance announced. I wish APC and PDP could be retired this time once and for all. They're the problems of Nigeria.

Youths, use your power this time. You're the owner of Nigeria. You have the number. Your United mind and spirits during the endsars which was why sars were banned immediately made me believe you can send them packing with your ballot. They've not been so shaken before. The onus is on you. Don't sell your future which isn't even guaranteed under this govt. Enough said.

nice one there brother. But the is that we don't have youths anymore in this country. Forget endsars, the mistake will still be made in 2023 even worst. Mark this day I told you this

Man chased away trouble to bring problem

KingAzari:
How cold could someone be? While the man was lying in the pool of his blood, she was up and about selling his personal belongings.

selling or sold. She sold everything Baba. If this girl no get life sentence then will I know that something is wrong somewhere

I agree with you op. If I want to call my mum at home (village) I always call her direct call to put her data on for me to call her through WhatsApp

Atk1nson:
Zombie in full throttle. Lai Mohammed released his statement too, the underpaid 30k BMC have also gone on the offensive too.

What a man will do for 30k...

guy man, e be like say u know dem well

Kperogi Farooq always giving it to Buharians as e dey hot. Guy man, watch your back that USA wey u dey before dem send DSS and army after you

Maxymilliano:
Lol ... Buhari is suffering from a different variation of kolomental.

It was reported that he was asked at UN climate summit to highlight his policy towards teeming youth population in Nigeria, he began to read his climate change speech to the journalist instead.

lolxxxxx hahahaha blood of amadioha!!!! Guy are you seriously serious?

Lisaint:
Why is other opposition parties not having Spokesman to tackle this man on national burning issues like this


When Apc was in the opposition
This lai man gave pdp touch time


Cause he’s always tackling them with thick points

But today ehn
All opposition parties are dead to their responsibility

I swear down. PDP my party is just a useless party walahi. I just lost confidence in them

GoldenSpec:
The day they locked u in

me wey don come out since. I dey eko bridge now dey act