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chukingchuks:
and you kept the 15k to urself and opened another post for us

lol u no well

chocolateme:
Ok.. What are we supposed to make out of this information?
Oh!! I understand now.. We have old clothes during travel and she has new clothes.
Congratulations nwayi Oma.



FTC
Chocolate cream

lol u no well

olayinkajnr:
Gionee M3mini bro. Its #16500. Very nice phone. Only let down is that it's 1ghz but the chipset and the gpu covers the flaws. It has android 5.1 as the software version and it has 4G LTE. Its same size as Gionee P4 and Tecno H6. The battery is 4000mah. Checkout the official thread below

www.nairaland.com/2575877/gionee-m3mini-discussion-thread-hot

wats 1ghz pls because am interested in d fon

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

lolhahaha since my yrs in nl and until seun banned me n I opened another account I have nva seen ur kind of personality . judgement u too much abeg. jux luv wat u analysed now and may God bless u. only if d guy will heed ur advice .

PunkyVeer:
Well, maybe you're great in bed or whatever. I think you should take it as a compliment that he still finds you irresistable & sexually arousing even after having kids.

Another girl made a thread some few weeks back complaining, saying that her husband of so many years told her that she was becoming unattractive. Your case is the opposite of hers & I guess you should be grateful you're still his dirty magazine centre-fold girl.

my galfrnd, u said it all. how I wish her hubby go jam bolanle wey dey my area den her story go change for beta

vizkiz:
[b]allthose mumu girls always typing "I don't reply mails" na them dey like" D" pass. One dey ontop my bed now sef. Oops, ok, scratch that

**********
Sheila used all these shiit on me then especially this evil statement baby, I am God fearing now, come on sex is not food joor
Even upon all the advices my padi gave me, I couldn't do anything oh, sheila really purnished me ehn...

The day I bought her a gotv decorder, she just gave me a peck on my lips mehn,her lips soft die! It had this chocolate flavour and I could feel the movement of her spirit on mine. I was imagining how sweet the real thing is gonna be and I said to myself "vizkiz, you are getting there gradually" geez! I was so happy! (mtchewww....ode buruku )

The day her charms startted clearing off my mumu face was when she came to my house and said I should help her copy her pictures on my laptop because she wanna fomart her memory card. I did that but forgot to delete the pictures. When I check some recent pictures, chai...you need to see what I saw!

Sheila was taking a selfie with an huge diick in her mouth. I couldn't stop crying that night, not because I have been scammed, but because of the size of the diick. It looks like 3 times my own

I decided to take a bold step and be a man! I said to myself, this is it! No more scamming!!! you really need to see what I did to sheila when next she came over.

Wanna know? Watch out for episode 3 next week on Me and sheila [/b]

lolhahaha I swear guy u dey maddddddd!!!!

moscobabs:
incredible things happen in lagos , a blind man riding Keke Napep in my area

lol haha u no serox

Keneking:
Great


Listening to Osadebe's "Agadi Nwanyi Na Inine", amazing song in the postcolonial era

wetin concern osadebe wit dis news now ehhh. if I giv I dirty slap nw ppl go say I wicked abi

I swear I know this man very well in my town, in Amaebu orsu local government in IMO state. his name isn't nuremi but Oga kola. that's wat he say his name is. na one woman wey we dey call Evelyn kidnap him, na so this man dey use Okada go carry fish every mng for her abductor . I know him well

kayo80:
Hmm! That's probably someone's lover you just killed. Hope the girlfriend doesn't come back for revenge.

lolhahaha kayo u dey mad oooo

Lovexme:
OP, what specie is it?

feminan specie

Michellla:
you were making sense till you got to number five.
so you should alws have airtime on your phone cause of girl.crap

abi oooo my sis. he make mention of d girl issue twice , 1 in d bus next this num 5 as well

goodmng my ppl. only one thing I detest most when I was in school is mathematics and I really get good F on it. so my problem now is with Airtel network. Airtel has been promoting or advertising: recharge 300 to get 1000. so when I called customer care about the tariff their said I can make calls with the one of 1k for 55kobo per second while my normal tariff is 11 kobo per second . my people, pls help me check d difference and which one do u think I should stick on because I have tried to calculate and minus but my brain has been playing the fast one on me or should I say its Airtel that is playing on my brain. pls

goodmng my ppl. only one thing I detest most when I was in school is mathematics and I really get good F on it. so my problem now is with Airtel network. Airtel has been promoting or advertising: recharge 300 to get 1000. so when I called customer care about the tariff their said I can make calls with the one of 1k for 55kobo per second while my normal tariff is 11 kobo per second . my people, pls help me check d difference and which one do u think I should stick on because I have tried to calculate and minus but my brain has been playing the fast one on me or should I say its Airtel that is playing on my brain. pls helpppp!!!!!!

prest:
Tell her ASAP so that she can quickly enrol for an apprenticeship at the nearest hair dressing saloon

lolhahaha. u say ur name na prest ehhhh? I won't say anything now until I see ur father

BUTCHCASSIDY:
We need pictures to be able fully assess this issue
And there we can advice you better

gbam!!! u nail it guy

Trailblazer1:
Dear friends and well wishers,
May your daughters never grow up in Ogun state

lolhahahaha I swear to ancestors u dey mental lol

sorextee:
Where is d governor in the pix?

d man in suit looking like lucozade is d governor

HungerBAD:
Everyday, when i read about what people do, i start to lose faith in humanity.

So, presenting him with a stolen baby would have made him pay your bride price?women with desperation for husband's all over the World, is starting to take a very dangerous dimension now.

Lets even start with the man. She left you in June,with a flat stomach. And then came back in September with a Baby?and you somehow thought the baby was yours?conceived,delivered and brought to you the father in 4 Months?this guy is not telling the Police the truth, as something tells me he knows more than what he is letting on.

I am not a Religious person, but i know that even in the Bible, Jesus stayed in Mary's Stomach for 9 Months. If there is a Baby that should have been born in 4 Months, that person would have been Jesus Christ of Nazareth, and that is why i am puzzled as to why the man did not ask her HOW YOU WAKA?

At the end of the day, she the thief is a Victim/Product of an harsh Society. An Orphan, no relatives, no Education, no Trade and all she wishes for in her life, is to have somebody to call her husband.

But, hold on.

If she has no relative, who is the guy suppose to pay the Bride Price to then? the story does not add up, and now the pity i was starting to feel for her has just disappeared again.

honestly ur analysis is one in a million!!!

yanabasee:
I will take EFCC and DSS serious when they prosecute Prince Abubakar Audu over the Alleged 11billion loot...




@bolded.... Ever since Buhari emerged as the president.... All I've been fed with is recovery of looted funds.... And how the treasury is left empty...

If anyone should calculate the amount of money budgeted for a presidential travel and visiting as Buhari has plunged into since he became the president...One will wonder exactly what was left empty and what is spent so far....

bro, e beta make we be Sidon dey look because dis guvment is d highest propaganda guvment wey me don see since dis democracy begin

stinggy:
Both of them so pretty you'll almost want to forgive their sins...

if I slap u ehhh

Deefuray:
It's becoming a norm for these actresses to either venture into church work or politics.
Patiently wating for patience ozorkwor to be anointed as a prophetess

Anyway, goodluck to her

prophe wetin? if I slap u nw ehhhh

neweraomo:
Make I kon start to dey cry? How many of u know that Chelsea will still win the EPL

I dey mad? which Chelsea? if I slap u now u teeth abi na tooth go comot

quiinnBee:
i thought he's married with kids.

so?

amii131:
Love
Were are u

she jux stroll into my bedroom nw .

7footre:
Great! Its time to send down d rain again

I swear if I hear u saying send down d rain again now u will see my colour. which rain sef , rain wey come scatter my area last week abi wetin. guy bikiaful oo

gunuvi:
You are very correct but many Nigerians are very gullible to the estent you will almost believe they are hypnotised by these thieves and heartless beings calling themselves men of God.
They will soon come on this thread to swallow us but I have reserved a dangerous thunder to strike them dead.
I am waiting.

lolhahaha chisos! thunder dey two type?

y is dis happening in my own town ehhhh. Mr op that is AFO omuma not Awo omuma. correct that mistake now bf I send thunder after u

Justice28:
Pls anyone close to Jose Mourinho should simply tell him that his ancestors are angry with him for all this mess he has caused Chelsea..

monkey is that what this massage is all about ? what concern mori wit asaba ehhhh. if I slap ur teeth now ppl go say am wicked

hyfr:
Jesus is knocking on your door, he just wants to dash you sense.

u mean he has no nonsence?

ClassCaptain:
The Prof don die

no ur papa sendam market to buy dog meat