₦airaland Forum

osesology:
Up chelsaaaay!
*proudlymanufan*

shebi na slap dey hungry u abi

WeedSeller:
"I will wage war against doz wu wage war against u" By God..(Its inside d bible)


Iffu see d way 'MTN' waged war against my credit..'. U go pity me' i call customer care reach level;dem dey avoid me..

Awon werey gbogbo !

lolhahaha u no well. iswearnaufinishcomenthere

nobody here will agree its from East rather u will hear them saying its Photoshop and picture shop. I don't know when photo start shopping . this country country will be great if only we recognize that we are all one indivisible nation and not born to rule mentally of some people

damola1:
Stick with purely organic foods.

organic food ? that is organization food? OK, now tell me, which party u go eatam

ednut1:
I don tire for all this health paroles abeg.man must die of something. Once saw a quote in punch newspaper like 10 years ago. 'They say red meat is bad but I have never seen a sick lion'

lolhahaha u no well. but wait oooo, I bin tink say na only ponmo bro lion dey chop. but guy sef, y u dey compare lion to us

so what do u want us to do now as una don catch dem

pls which local station go fit show it

which local station fit show it

175:
Nigerians love Alcohol So Much,
If Something Good happens they Drink To
Celebrate it.
If Something bad Happens they Drink To Forget it
and Drown their Sorrows
If Nothing Happens they Drink to Make Things
Happen.
We Need To Do Something about this Problem.
MyFellow NairaLanders, Pls Can we Meet For A
Drink and Discuss These space-bookers because they are probably high on ALCOHOL

lolhahaha seun need to quarantine u like six months

EternalTruths:
This is not romance story

The topic is far above your comprehension


Go back to the kitchen where you belong.

lolhahahaha I swear this one na atomic bomb. if na me walahi I go faint abi na fainted

smartblu:
This is Insalubrious, sardonic, Malodorous, Braggadocio and Mephistophelean.

** sigh of relief

repeat d English again in one sentence

what of dental department plssss. ant news about that?

u for tel d gal, yes my Frnd com and d guy, yes loveth com. case closed

what should we Nigeria do about it now since it happened in Uganda . shebi na idiamin country abi? so leavam dia

lekjons:
*looks at my precious tecno* *wipes it with cloth*
errm! erm! i think i missed road..
*bolts outta thread*

lolhahaha u no well walahi. u no even talk infinix

Vodkka:
sorry Mr. op.....dats life.....I hear u bro...but na God e concern.....u don't knw weda DAT lady borrowed those tins......




as for me...I dae pay my seat levy every Sunday ...if I want tank God, I will just go out and give little I av to less privileged ones not men of God dat buys new ride day afta day where as I only get YAMAHA motorcycle......

BabaGod....na only u go judge me

lol so na seat levy u de pay. lolhahahaha u no well

yomi007k:
Op d money is going to the Church or Pastor n his crew. Not God.



*Dont get it twisted*

Plus do u knw how d babe "hustled" her stuffs? E nor easy oo...with d series of pounding n hard-work..no be beans

lol see how wicked u r

Samyj247:
because they know that Nigerian sweet network Ntel is coming in dts why de are formin I too know.....anyway, Ntel will gv us real 1gig for 50 naira. In Ntel I belv.

bro am just waiting for d ntel wit it 4g network sef but d problem be say, shey my infinix go support d 4G?

BoiGrammz:
*stops bike*

na frontpage i dey go?? Na how much?

shebi if I slap u now ppl go dey complain abi? u see important issue n u de yan shit ehhhh

Eleniyan15:
LASU --- 25000
CHIKENA

rasu 25k? if I slap u ehhhh

REB3L:
I was in Mr Biggs yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to mess, They were playing Don Jazzy’s Dorobucci. The music was really really loud, so I timed my mess with the beat of the music. I was releasing my mess alongside the music so that nobody would hear the sound of the mess although the mess was very loud too. When I finished, I started to feel better but I looked around and noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned and was staring at me….. Why? Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music with my ear-phone. I almost fainted!!!

lolhahahaha guy u be idiot and bastardddddddd!!! see as u mk me wake my neighborhood by this time of 4am while laffinggg

englishmart:
sounds more like a miracle.
Mr Paul, do your job real quick. Start all round knaking menopause is too close to joke with

lol wicked soul that's wat u ...

benuejosh:
Looks like mother and son..

lol wicked soul that's what u r

woodcook:
The joke is on you, if you can't make out what that means.

lol I blame buharia on dis joblessness

commitcrime:
Mtn has hurt me really bad.
I want the NCC spokesperson to use their customer reps voice and tell them this for me. "We re sorry u ve to pay the fine. Sorry for the inconveniences. Thank you for using nigeria"


PS nigerians it is time to port so as not to feel the wrath of MTN

lolhahaha bro ur own na small thing, if I tell u my storey about this ppl ehhh u go pity me

jazinogold:
MTN go vex increase tarrif codedly! U go dy call, before you know sarah go tell u say 'u v one minute remaining'

lolhahahagaga I swear guy u r madddd!! so d person wey de talk that ting na Sarah ehh

chi4ik4:
shameless slot, u are still dating while ladies of your age are carrying their 3rd to 4th child? keep on slotting

u need 7 kisses from me, oya take mmueeeee

woodcook:
Chris Brown Igbo boy.

ehhh Chris brown? are u really OK?

gimakon:
The babe no get sense .

She wan share AIDS give the guy. as she day f*uck around as she like in the name of acting. the boy sef get patience .

so wats ur point now bf I giv u 2 dirty slapses

TellingItAsItIs:
20yrs later,the story will change to >> "i have forgiven my igbo bf for slapping me,please come back and marry me".
efulefu.

lolhahaha walahi u no well ooooo

Kenneth4u205:
what really happened was that the mother in-law lost her husband to the cold her of death after giving birth to the hot water wife. so the mother in-law have been sex starved ever since. so when her daughter gave birth few weeks ago,she came visiting. the man in question has a high libido sex drive and can't wait for that long .the wife just gave birth and waiting for at least one month to resume their normal sex life Seems very difficult to him.so we were faced with a situation where a sex starved mother in-law and daughter husband found their self under one roof.what happened next we all know now.Please click like if you believe my story. share if you don't

u r also a victim?

Cpumping:
Well-meaning nairalanders my shoe too av spoil o.


lemme try my luck. Even tho i be guy

lol u no well