₦airaland Forum

oduastates:
Beer parlour machos.
This is what you get when the tail wags the dog.
Illiterate and semi literate leading intellectuals.
Thugs leading the decent.
Will they be using their canoe against naval corvettes and frigates?

Newsflash
Paul Biya just left aso -rock and he does not like the separatists movement in his own country as well.
You do not win by posting off your next door neighbour.
The outcome is easy to predict.

Who gives dafuq abt Biya. The CIA predicted that Nigeria will split in 2015. This is 2016, we all know the americans hate to predict something and it fails. Just so they don't appear as failures, they will help break up this fuqqing country.

I will love to see the noise about Lagos when Nigeria splits. All Relevant embassies will migrate and the IOCs will disappear, we will love to see Yoruba GDP figures after 5yrs.

back2sender:
Bros why are wasting your precious and quality time with this children of hate. The only language dey understand are kidnapping, ritual, hard drugs , fake drugs, osu caste, armed robbery, 419, killing thier papa and mama for money, cheating, hate, lack respect etc. The evil tribes of naija sorry i mean IPOB republic

Why do you want the evil tribe to be a part of you? A people who steal, kidnap, rob, etc should be no part of you, they have no business being your countrymen, you shud see to it that they go a separate way from you..

Hw abt that??

woodcook:
I doubt this figure, I am sure the FRSC personnel did not take into consideration that most cars that came in through Lagos and headed to other part of the country are registered in Lagos to aid easy assess to final destination.

In as much as Lagos State is the state with the highest population ( save for census that puts Kano first ) it is also possible to host the highest of vehicle per states but 1/4th is questionable.


I for one knows a lot of people that lived in other part of the country that registered that cars in Lagos before moving it to their bases.

there are four cars in my house.. 3 of them are registered in lagos.. frsc is wrong

Dollyak:
I love the educational topics going on front page lately. Sadly it appears the minister's family might have survived if they had seat belt on.

Hindsight is a wonderful thing obviously, but majority of Nigerians don't seem to wear seat belts

Please telk people creating topics on tyres and seatbelts to also create topics on the need to fix the roads.

Also let us educate the police escorts on the need to reduce unnecessary recklessness all becos of "security".

ipledge10:
Excuse me Mr Op...why can't you date....?

Ethnicity or Religion....... or maybe she does not meet your specs

AVRS

6fit:
so what is yur wahala now? Can u mind yur asshole biz

Even if you were raised from the gutter, you don't have to be this rude.. you make mockery of the female you are.

6fit:
i can help u hookup a man who also just need a child from lady but not marriage....send me mail to: dendjustfydmeans@gmail.com

She needs a child and not marriage.. your acquaintance also needs a child and not marriage. So where is the connection

malton:
State: Plateau, North Central, Nigeria.

State of Residence: Anambra (Awka).

Having stayed in the east for a while now, it's safe to say that there's a misrepresentation of the Igbo image online, especially here on nairaland. Contrary to what most people think, a vast majority of Igbos are friendly and worry only about how to better their lots. They are not as hateful & begrudging, and bear no ill will towards anyone. They are adventurous, hardworking, and persevering.

The Yorubas for me, are excellence personified. You could count up to 5 rights about them before you find a fault.

The Hausas are nice, accommodating, friendly, helpful and hospitable.


NB: there's nothing I'd like more than for us all to preach tolerance to everyone. The volatility of the North is what drives investors away, especially religious intolerance. We are our own problem. Education is key. The potentials are there, no doubt, but we ought to rewrite our history, redefine our paths and seek better alternatives than resort to any vice at all.

You are a clear example why northerners should be educated. Education, Exposure and enlightenment are the keys to rational thinking.

NB.. pls, Im begging all fulanis/Northerners on NL to help connect me with a fulani lady. I want to marry one.

Hanendez:
With lips like mine, I've been labelled a homosexual and a gay.The ladies only stare at my lips when I converse with them.I get unsolicited attention everywhere I go.But what hurts most is when people accuse me of applying lipstick.Please if you come across me,just know that these gorgeous lips are natural and I'm not gay.thanks

This picture and your profile pics are like oil and water..

More Like Northern and Southern protectorates.(apologies to Lugard).

apholaryn:
truth is d bros is pained..e. dey pepper am fr mind if d story is true

U dnt need a soothsayer to tell you that.. The bros pain is real. Like he said, "big men don't cry".. Disheartening when someone bleeps your crush on your bed...


Lalasticlala, pls help the ministry.

VickyRotex:
Ki loun so?

Ife mi, Ma binu.

VickyRotex:
Shey gbogbo yin wa alright sha?

Shey baba è wa drive Lexus??

VickyRotex:
Shey gbogbo yin wa alright sha?

shamecurls:
Damn......

Thats a Lexus Rx 350

Nope. More like Lexus GX 460.

oduastates:
Should Nigeria break up , some places are going to be dictatorship by default; hence banana republic.

Nonsense. You should be concerned how to deal with Agberoism and OPC and Ritual killings and Rape going unabated in Yorubaland.

tsephanyah:
have they, quite people have the loudest mine, '' The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with
the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is
thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy
when it is thinking. so think with river people, not just with yourself

Helo, pls can we hookup.. i like your personality, would love to be friends.

Just 4.78million... mtcheeew.

It means im a richman, tho i dnt see myself as such yet.

Sasuwa:
If you are asked to pick either 1 or 2

Can i av ur number or any contact.

WaffenSS:
Cos you motherfucckers ain't got any grass for our damn cows.

All youse got is a vast radioactive wasteland covered in sludge and oily grime.

No interest.

But i assure you, anytime by some miracle you got grass, we there.

Sounds like a rap verse.

Tell them be careful, too many guns, too many bullets...i dnt remember fulanis knowing how to swim..

WaffenSS:
It's true. Ask the cannibals of plateau. They'd to come begging for peace.

Fucck with us at your own peril.

We aint no lily-livered chickens like IPADS

Lolz... How come we never hear about fulani disturbance in Rivers and Bayelsa.. Even soldiers have a field day.

Abagworo:
He is an Ikwerre man not Igbo and I wonder how a party that has Alo Sheriff as leader is considered Christian party. Continue deceiving yourself.

May you live long.

Rivers indigenes who killed themselves for APC/PDP will in no distant time realise that they killed their brothwer unnecessarily.

No ambition is worth the life of your brother.

Naavah:
Only God can judge them.

you're cute.. im tripping. shud i send a mail.. wil u reply??

Insightful peice. Now is the time to mix wisdom wIth discipline.

IsraeliAIRFORCE:
What is the difference between these two presentation.

1. A man sees you on the street and looks at you and reads from his bible thus "woe unto you hypocrite" and continue his preaching

And

2. A man approaches you walking on the street a calls you a hypocrite.

Ngwakwe, why the over dramatization? If you have stumbled on a document that explains the true reasons behind the under utilisation of Onne port, how difficult is it to simply share it for deliberation.

I wonder why Nigerians make simple things look overwhelming.

The rapist should be hanged to die.

Tompolo should do the sensible thing and submit himself to the EFCC. While hes there he should also prepare for a visit by the DSS to explain how he accurately raised an alarm over an impending bombing only for it to be actualised.

NDeltans arent silly, if Tompolo dies tomorrow we have lost nothing.

oduastates:
Ode have you taken a look at the federal budget and where most of the money is coming from?
We cannot wait for that day to come

We are talking something serious and you are mentioning budget. Why did the govt have to withdraw the budget if it was feasible.

You should tell your SWest governors to plant cocoa and stop depending on others for free money. If this oil was in yorubaland, you sleasy devils would have monopolised everything.

TonyeBarcanista:
You are NOT Ijaw and will never be. You are not even from South South yet you guys are always interested in Ijaw affair. The Kalabari man has told you that he is Ijaw, you are here talking thrash. Degema is Kalabari and is Ijaw. You can quote me anywhere.

As an Okrikan, my Aunt(father's younger sister) is married to a Kalabari man, my cousins are Kalabari and we are all Ijaw 100%. This your attempt to enter Ijaws because of jealousy and envy will never come to light. Ijaw is Ijaw whether Apoi or Brass.





As for PH, we don't need the opinion of an outsider. We(Okrika and Rebisi) will always sort ourselves out. We don't need the advice of an Ibo outsider that only seek what to 'gain'.



Thanks

i dnt remember quoting you on this post your replying.

Sincerely you sounded like someone who is nervous. this is a forum for education and enlightenment. How did you arrive that im Igbo and how do you know i have something to gain.

like i quoted you earlier, pls post the document where Okrika signed their ancestral land for the building of PH wharf or atleast share a link so i can download it.

AnakinSkywalker:
Bros I dey fine o.

As for the Kalabaris we know our history, how we migrated and spread (not necessarily in this order) elem kalabari/new shipping port, obu amafa,, Cawthon Channel etc. We have records of our wars with the Nembes, Okrikas, Ibanis. I know these stories. We have historians who have worked on our ancestry and our origin. We are very well educated and have been so for long holding key roles in all levels of government and entrepreneurship. When we say we are Ijaws we say so due to evidence from reports, stories, records, language, norms, rites, culture and traditional similarities which are there for all to see.

How can I answer this question on behalf of the Ikwerres? I am not Ikwerrre. I cannot feel how the Ikwerres feel. I am Kalabari (Salt Water) Ijaw, from the Eastern Ijaw Axis. This question will be left for the Ikwerres to answer. They will best answer this question. No one should help them or assist them in determining who they want to be associated with. The Ikwerres have their leaders, their elders, their chiefs, their dibias, their Ezes. Let them decide on their own based on facts, their ancestry etc. There are various yard sticks they can apply in determining if they want to be considered Ibos or not. BUT ONLY THE IKWERRES WILL DETERMINE THIS ON THEIR OWN. FORCE IT ON THEM AND YOU WILL SEE ANOTHER BIAFRA WITHIN BIAFRA. THEY MUST NEVER BE FORCED TO BELONG TO ANY GROUP THEY DO NOT WANT TO BELONG TO. I REPEAT, YOU WILL HAVE ANOTHER BIAFRA WITHIN BIAFRA


The PH ownership issue is not about all of Port Harcourt. It is concentrated on the water fronts I think. Not the whole Port Harcourt city. The Okrikas for instance cannot claim Rumuokoro, Rumuola etc. I have little facts available at my disposal to conclude if these areas/water fronts (Marine base, Ogunabali, etc) belong to the Ikwerres or the Krikeses. Some water fronts like Iwofe etc used to be trading places where riverine communities met with ''up-land'' communities for commerce and trade. But I have limited facts to conclude on this matter.

The degema man doesn't see himself as Kalabari, the Ijaw man in brass doesn't consider Kalabaris true Ijaws. Almost everyone seeks self recognition.

Ikwerre has always maintained to be a distinct group. They deserve to be addressed as they have chosen for themselves.

on the PH issue, why i asked you is becos a Kalabari man (though affiliated to Okrika by culture and language) is a truthful and peaceloving man. So your submission is considered fair and largely unbiased.

The Ikwerres see themselves the true ancestral owners of the area called Port Harcourt ie areas consisting of PH Wharf, marine base, Railway Terminal, Town and even borikiri(some claimed that as recently as 1970, comprehensive sec sch in borikiri was the last building in borikiri, the rest was uninhabited swampland). The Ijaw area were only Abuloma, Amadi-ama was just a recent town founded on Npogwu and Ogbunabli waterfronts.

it will be better this situation is resolved amicably without any party feeling hard done. We need peace and prosperity.

TonyeBarcanista:
On Portharcourt, the British first made agreement with Okrika Chiefs in 1913(the Hangrove agreement) and Rebisi(Diobu) Chiefs in 1927. Chief Oju Daniel Kalio and Chief Gabriel Yellowe of Bakana (who served as District Interpreter in the 1913 agreement) led them to Chief Wobo of Diobu and other Diobu Chiefs and subsequently signed the agreement. We don't have to go deep. As it is now, the Rebisi (Ikwerre) and Okrika(Ijaw) have an understanding that maintains our existing peace. These enemies from outside are always good at instigating troubles.



NB: We still have a copy of Hangrove Agreement till date.

Please can you back up this statement with a scanned copy. The Okrika chiefs claimed the same thing when the waterfront saga with Amaechi was at fever pitch, but they never produced any document.

AnakinSkywalker:
Una say wetin do Ijaw?

TonyeBarcanista and tombraokoto tiye paka? What are they saying?

Ijaws planned to do what? We have a secret agenda? Really? The fact that Ken Sarowiwa made allegations against the Ijaws does not mean he had his facts right. I respect Saro-wiwa but I am not oblivious of the fact that he was also a Politician (yes Politics is ubiquitous and comes in different forms). He also fought for control of his own resources. I like Saro-wiwa. I like the principles he lived and fought for. As a matter of fact before Saro-wiwa started, Isaac Adaka Boro started the Ijaw struggle for self determination and emancipation.

Let me ask,

IS THERE A REGION IN NIGERIA WITHOUT AN AGENDA BOTH SECRET AND/OR OPEN?



The way people jump into conclusions without analyzing the facts of a matter is surprising. That is why today people in the country can be easily deceived by politicians, religious leaders, the media etc.

-The North has an agenda
-Biafrans have their agenda (big fat huge agenda as a mater of fact. Possibly the biggest agenda that in the past led to a Civil War)
-Yorubas have their agenda (afterall you had your lagoon agenda and destroyed the Oshodi market as claimed by Ibos)
-Even the middle-belt now have their own agenda
-Fulanis , Fulani herd men even have their agenda (Big, fat, bloody, children murdering, women raping, farmers murdering agenda)

Imbre. Tobara.

What is your perception of the Ikwerres in Rivers. If Kalabari is Ijaw, do you consider the Ikwerres Igbo?.

And what is your candid say on PH ownership issue between Ikwerre and Okrika.

boss, please send to yunghecho@gmail.com


much love.

cc: praxs