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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Leeds (3 - 2) On 11th November 2021 by Jazzman01: 6:11pm On Dec 11, 2021
ogododo:
Make he visit home dis December grin grin
When i said the dude is not good that he is only enjoying good defensive cover, guys were insulting me and even taunting him to be the best in the world. De gea is still by far the best GK in the league despite poor defensive cover, he is still proving his worth with strings of unbelievable saves.
FamilyRe: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by Jazzman01: 5:09am On Dec 11, 2021
Lastic:
Seems we are in same shoe.
I started masturbating after constant denial of sex from my wife. She always complain of not into sex even after two kids. Sometimes I feel rejected and downcast. I find it difficult to cheat so I resolve to masturbating. Regrettably, Masturbation is quite draining and unhealthy. I am trying to quit, I hope you try to. I really understand how you feel......
and why you do what you do.
Sad, you married a genitally mutilated (circumcised) woman. You are not the only one because most of our women are circumcised except for some few young ones.
That is the situation we have in Nigeria and Africa in General
FamilyRe: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by Jazzman01: 5:04am On Dec 11, 2021
HarunaWest:
If a man takes care of a woman and he asks nothing in return, she begins to feel guilty and offers sex freely to such dude. I am talking from experience.
This woman has been circumcised and doesn't enjoy sex. So there is nothing he can do. Circumcised women are very boring when it comes to sex. They don't feel anything and will just lie down like a log of wood and yell at you to finish quickly.
FamilyRe: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by Jazzman01: 4:20pm On Dec 10, 2021
LIVINGICON:
Are you sure you are really turning her on? Do you do pre-intimacy? Or na to just dive dey enter the pussy like that,go dey jam am like porn star. grin To the best of my knowledge women crave sex often, most especially if the man is skillful. Na she go dey disturb you for am.

So, go back to the drawing board. There are books on giving good sex and making a woman squirt or orgasm. angry

How married man go dey masturbate? Na 4uck up.
Leave story, that woman has been genitally mutilated (circumcised) and there is nothing you can do to make such women enjoy sex. They are usually frigid like corpse on bed.
FamilyRe: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by Jazzman01: 4:17pm On Dec 10, 2021
Gaggii:
I must confess, the only challenge in my marriage is sex, I was not a masturbator as a bachelor because I have girls around me, if one no come another go show, but as a married man have turned a chronic masturbator because my wife is always complaining that she is tired.

I would gotten a side chick, but I had a second thought because the consequence will affect my home financially.

Am just so fed up.

If you are married and in same shoe, how have you being coping
You have married a genitally mutilated woman ( circumcised) and there is nothing you can do. Many Nigerian men are in your shoes because a vast majority of our women are circumcised.
FamilyRe: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by Jazzman01: 4:11pm On Dec 10, 2021
HarunaWest:
Side chick and masturbation..Unfortunately me I get small change...So i chop my life mehn..[s].Time go reach, na she go dey beg you for straff[/s].
It will only get worse, she can never beg him. You have forgotten that she will be aging and her urge for sex will continue to decline.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01:
Pussyassniggar:
Good morning everyone, please we've been looking for what is causing this issue on most phones (not only Xiaomi).
What causes pileups on the other (folder)
As you can see I still have enough space, so it's not free space remaining
It is peculiar to xiaomi. I have used different brands before and never encountered this shit until i switched to Xiaomi. It is just unfortunate, mine is going to about 15GB now and there's nothing i can do about it. I have searched online and downloaded several 3rd party apps to reveal this hidden files but to no avail.

Most of the junk files can be found in the MIUI folder but you cannot access all. some are cached files and can be deleted via app cleaner but no matter what you do, you can never reduce it to an insignificant level because a large number of them are inaccessible. The best i was able to get was 9GB after a thorough and painstaking search & delete operation.
PhonesRe: The Problem With Tecno, Infinix And Itel by Jazzman01: 5:44am On Dec 05, 2021
see xiaomi marketers.

Useless bug infested Xiaomi phones. You better go and attend to the tons of complains users are posting on the xiaomi thread daily and leave Transsion alone.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01:
Henrybright:
you are funny sha, you just imposed your thoughts on me without asking any question, did you ask me if I selected 4G or LTE only?? I didn't select that and my phone has always been on auto switching to 3G whenever I'm making call until recently.

Ask questions first before imposing statement on someone.
Lol, you don't know the kind of guys you are dealing with. Very soon they will say you are lying and want to tarnish the image of Xiaomi.
These guys are deluded marketers. But I don't blame them, it is what they're being paid for so they must fight to defend Xiaomi at all cost.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 8:18am On Nov 28, 2021
peteregwu:
Okay, I don hear. I just checked the price, but guy you wicked ooo. Make me go dey buy phone that's the cost of a land. Wicked people everywhere..
Don't mind him. When you complain about the 7A, 8A, 9A etc, he will say what are you expecting from an entry level device? Whenever people start complaining about the various issues they're facing with the regular models, thats when he will start recommending the mi ultra which packs the most advance tech and features xiaomi engineers can come up with at the moment and probably the most expensive model for now.

For reputable brands like Samsung and Nokia, you don't have to purchase their most expensive model or even any of their flagships to enjoy a quality and bug free phone.

Telling people to get the Mi ultra or Mi note 10 pro before they can enjoy quality and bug free experience from Xiaomi is just ridiculous.
PhonesRe: Can Charging Your Phone Too Much Spoil The Battery..!! by Jazzman01: 6:31pm On Nov 27, 2021
MONEY247:
So I bought my phone march..and recently the battery is misbehaving, like when I charge it for long it would go off quickly...
Sometimes I charge it it would be slow but if I remove the battery and re-insert the percentage would increase..

What is the solution
Your battery is bad. Get a new one.
To make your new battery last, always allow it to drain properly before recharging it. At least to about 30%.
Christianity EtcRe: Kathy McDaniel: Misfit In Hell To Heaven Expat by Jazzman01: 11:03am On Nov 27, 2021
hopefulLandlord:
Christians and their fear fuelled hell preaching again?

Hell always sounded like a cynical marketing ploy designed to make people afraid to leave or displease the particular sect. And it seemed to really kill empathy - 'god says they burn, they burn' doesn't make me think of someone being full of love and compassion and all that.

Eternal punishment for finite transgressions always seemed abusive to me. How can someone look at the idea of a being who would condemn people to that and call it love?

Even when I was a Christian Hell was just too weird for me to accept. Infinite punishment for finite offenses is an eye for an eye on steroids. Punishing people for disobeying nit-picky rules makes God an abusive parent. One reason often given for punishment is to teach the offender not to offend again, but if punishment is eternal then how can the offender benefit from this teaching? Jesus is supposed to be into forgiveness but forgiveness shouldn't involve eternal suffering. Hell isn’t redemptive, it isn’t leading to repentance, it’s simply pain for pain’s sake.

I love this quote: “Heaven and hell seem out of proportion to me: the actions of men do not deserve so much.”

and of course I get the rationalisation of hell by Christians saying its moral accountability and saying bad people go to hell;
that's nonsense and they know it!!!

If Yahweh is real and omniscient, that means he already decided that we're going to hell before he even created us. But if this omniscient deity allows for deathbed conversions, then it doesn't matter what kind of life you lead. You could be a brutal dictator who massacred tens of millions of people, yet still get into heaven if you tell Jesus you're sorry. Your victims could all go to hell for eternity if they never repented. That's how bleeped up Christian morality is.

Maybe Christians can answer a few questions for me. The Bible says that there is ONLY ONE way to get into Heaven: by accepting salvation through Jesus.

So it follows that the Christians who ran the Nazi death camps can get into heaven. But their 6 million Jewish victims must burn for all eternity in the pits of Hell. I've talked to many Christians about this and they just pretty much accept it.

My questions are:

1. How f***ed up do you have to be to believe Nazis can go to Heaven but their 6 million Jewish victims must burn? That's just sick. But Christians believe it. What the f*** is wrong with you people?

2. Why would ANYONE willingly worship a god that would act like that? Is it just a fear thing (better known as cowardice)? And

3. Even if you get into Heaven what makes you think you'll be safe with a psycho god like that running the place? What's to stop your god getting a wild hair up his ass one day and sending Christians to a place so bad it makes Hell look like an ice cream parlor? He used to like the Jews too. Or so the story claims. What makes you think you're safe?
You raised some thought provoking points but I don't think you know how bad the human nature is. You can't deny the fact that some humans are just too wicked and insane. Look at the barbaric acts been perpetrated by bokoharam up north, we can argue that it was caused by this same religion thing, but what can you say about the recent gruesome killings of the unknown gunmen? I saw a post this morning where they were playing with human heads after slaughtering them like rams.

The situation is not limited to Nigeria, it is all over the world and it just shows how bad the human nature is. I used to visit bestgore before the site was taken down and I saw so many disheartening murders and atrocities committed by people all over the world.

Until you see videos like this or hear other crazy and shocking attrocities committed by people daily, you won't understand how bad the innate human nature is. And you are arguing that this people should go Scott free?


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Christianity EtcRe: Kathy McDaniel: Misfit In Hell To Heaven Expat by Jazzman01: 10:31am On Nov 27, 2021
God1000:
That was hallucination.
Those anathesia drugs are very powerful and can induce hallucinations. It can even make you say certain things that you are completely unaware of.

I have watched some videos on YouTube where patients say silly things immediately after the administration of the drug in the operating room. Funny enough they will never be able to remember the silly things they said after the drugs wears off.
Christianity EtcRe: Kathy McDaniel: Misfit In Hell To Heaven Expat by Jazzman01: 10:24am On Nov 27, 2021
Ogaga87:
For men, aborted babies comes with masturbasion..

I once had a dream and GOD revealed it to me.. I woke in that dream to ease myself and on entering my bathroom, every where was filled with premature babies.. It was much that even the needle won't find a space between them.. From that day to date, I knew the act of masturbasion is a sin of death.. I do it and am praying for deliverance
..
So experiencing a natural occurrence such as a wetdream is also abortion for men? Or if you use condoms or practice withdrawal with your wife? Because with the way you reason, once sperm leaks out of a man, it automatically becomes an abortion.

Oga, the sperm is useless and not a complete human being until it meets with the female eggs and that's when a new human starts to form.

Even if you don't release your sperm, the body will get rid of the excess through wetdreams and there is nothing you can do about that.
PropertiesRe: High Tension Wire On A House Pillar: Your Opinion On This Picture by Jazzman01: 7:18am On Nov 27, 2021
AdvocateWriter:
Is this normal?
This is not High Tension (HT) but Low Tension (LT). HT wires are are laid horizontally. But it is still not advisable for LT to be this close to a building.
RomanceRe: Guys Ever Wondered How Women Feel When We Bleep Them. by Jazzman01: 6:13pm On Nov 25, 2021
dodoatirice:
If you ever wondered how women feel when we plug into them back and forth? How do you feel when you clean your ear lobes with ear swaps layman pronunciation (cutton bud) na joke i dey o
Our Naija girls don't feel anything because majority of them have been circumcised.
CelebritiesRe: My N50 Million Donation Has Been Added – Davido by Jazzman01: 4:13am On Nov 24, 2021
Poorboy:
grin grin grin I believe you don't understand anything about public funds, that you can be asked to account for 50 naira.
Forget it. They gave him voluntarily and he didn't tell them what he needed the money for so he cannot account for anything and can do whatever he likes with it.
CelebritiesRe: My N50 Million Donation Has Been Added – Davido by Jazzman01: 4:11pm On Nov 23, 2021
Poorboy:
grin grin grin, obo you said 201 million was donated if you add 50 million it should be 251 million.

Davido you're owing the orphanage 1 million. tongue

May I help count the money abeg, now na public money no be your own, try balance am. grin grin angry angry
1 million is an insignificant value when compared with the total sum. Even when compared with the 50M he donated.

What value does 1M have to someone that donated 50M?
PhonesRe: Can I Still Get These Nokia Phones? by Jazzman01: 4:00pm On Nov 22, 2021
colestephan86:
Hello everyone,
Was wondering if it's still possible to get any of these cell phones.
I know it might be impossible to get it brand new but will make do with well functioning UK used
Check Jumia. Most of those old classic Nokia phones are still there. I even bought Nokia Xpress music 5130 from there not too long ago. But the battery was wack. I had to get a new original battery. Also the case has been changed. But it is working fine
RomanceRe: At What Age Does A Man Prick Stops Growing by Jazzman01: 3:46pm On Nov 22, 2021
Nonsense. I still don't understand why men are obsessed with the size of their manhood. I don't give a fûck about the size.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 6:42am On Nov 21, 2021
Sulaymanii09:
Which device will you suggest then.... So I'd have direction for my research.... My phone is more like my shop...
I dont know your budget, but i will recommend Samsung. These days they produce phones for all categories of budget so you can always get one irrespective of your pocket size.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 4:12pm On Nov 20, 2021
Sulaymanii09:
Gentlrmen and ladies.... I just got my redmi 9A and it's okay... Is there are a way to improve the camera.... My only is the camera.... But all is okay for now...
I like the last statement in your comment. "Ok for now"... My 9A was also very fluid at the beginning. Infact, it handled all my heavy apps like Chrome, Instagram, Tumblr etc as if I was running the lite versions of these apps until it started lagging and misbehaving after a month or so. Don't expect much from this device. It is mediocre.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 4:00pm On Nov 20, 2021
Privit:
I can't remember any phone I used in the last 6 years that couldn't do this , even my itel. So it's no feat.
Mind you I've used , tecno, Infinix, itel, Nokia, Motorola, Umudigi, Xiaomi, e.t.c. this is my first time using Xiaomi related brand ( poco) and it's better than tecno, Infinix and itel.
My only issue is this Google Play services that isn't on my phone.
I mean without having to reload the page. Most phones will retain the address but not the content. Ofcourse my 9A and other infinix devices I have used in the past can retain the address for as long as possible only that the page will reload automatically whenever you click on it.

Retaining the content for as long as possible will require a large RAM size and also good RAM design because size doesn't really matter as I have heard guys using 4GB RAMs and above also complaining. A guy using the Redmi 10 complained bitterly about this problem some days ago on this thread.

So you can see it is not a small feat considering that the Samsung has just 1.5GB of RAM. Anyway you can always trust reputable brands like Samsung to have excellent RAM management.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 1:58pm On Nov 20, 2021
id911:
I never use Xiaomi phone before, it's like some people are complaining on the few lines I've read here. Please are their phones okay? Which model, I mean new phone, can you my dear brothers recommend for a budget of about 70-90k? Thanks!
Go for Samsung.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 1:49pm On Nov 20, 2021
zyphr:
Made up not my mind not to update mine since most of the dead boot issues were reported after updates. As it stands, I'll just update and let the worst happen. Lastly, I'll just take it to raya care. This is sad though, I used Infinix Note 2 from July 2016 to April 2021 without a single update nor a major repair. I hyped Xiaomi so much that I even influenced my fried to get the 9t. Now I secretly pray he also does not have any issue with his device or he'll roast me. I can't even tell him mine is giving me issues.
Imagine. I am also regretting my own decision too. I have used two different infinix phones without a single complain until I switched to Xiaomi. I used to bring my issues here until it became too much for them to handle and they labelled me a troll.

I have learnt my lessons and I will never advice anyone to buy a Xiaomi phone. Instead they should go for Samsung. But if you are on a tight budget then go for Infinix. I am not a fan of Tecno or itel.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 1:40pm On Nov 20, 2021
zyphr:
Before April I guess. Bought it last week of march from the official store on jumia.

The phone is currently behaving like a human that's slowly dying. Camera has stopped working, chrome has stopped, all mi apps (note, calculator, video player, flashlight etc) have stopped. Other apps are beginning to freeze during usage. Hot-spot not working for me to even transfer my files via xender. This is so F**king frustrating.

Please do you have any suggestion/recommendation?
Na wa ooooo. But I thought this only happens to transsion deviceshuh
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01: 1:28pm On Nov 20, 2021
MrJavaS:
Processors matter a lot... especially their cores.
For example the redmi 9a has an octa core processor while most transition devices within 65k max pricing have quad core processors.

I refused to buy a device (infinix hot 10i 32GB version) due to the fact that it doesn't even use MTK
The Engineers that make these phones ain't fools. They put alot of things into consideration before choosing the processor and other components so that at the end of the day, there is little or no noticeable difference(s) between devices of close/similar price range, no matter the brand you are comparing.

I have used hot 5 before and now 9A. and I can tell you that there is no noticeable difference between the two even though guys here will prefer to argue in favour of anything that comes out of Xiaomi.

My 9A lags and hangs and cannot hold applications in the background. I experienced similar issues with hot 5. But I have a Samsung of just 1.5GB RAM and it outshines this 9A of 2GB RAM.

On my Samsung, I can leave a page opened in any of my browser for months and I will still meet it there anytime i open the app. I can minimize 5 apps and they will never close. But my 9A cannot handle just 2 apps successfully without reloading even after locking it in the background.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jazzman01:
MrJavaS:
I meant to say spark 7 not 5.
According to gsmarena it has an octa core mtk chipset too.

I also like redmi 9c but I'm not sure the camera is different from 9a
I don't think you know the kind of people you are arguing with. These guys are Xiaomi marketers and they are doing what they have been paid for. Even if you bring iphone 13 pro max into the mix, they will still argue with you that Redmi9A is better.
PhonesRe: Wahala Ooo Xiaomi Note 11 Don Explode Ooo by Jazzman01: 8:17pm On Nov 15, 2021
talktalk4u:
Hi Nairalanders

Over the years I have been trying to express my opinion that no device on earth in 100%
But this Xiaomi paid fan boys will be attacking other brands making people feel they are the best . Now see them grin angry angry their phone done explode again
Don't mind the idiots. They will soon come here now and say you are lying despite seeing picture evidence. They don't reason at all. Sometimes I wonder if they are bots.

Modified;

I said it. I didn't even read through the thread before posting my comment and I was right. You can see them up there already defending rubbish.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Greatest Fear In Going Into Marriage by Jazzman01: 5:32am On Nov 14, 2021
Iyaebe:
The thought of cooking daily and cleaning my future baby's poo ewwwww.
Even if you are single, you will still have to cook everyday. Or won't you eat?

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