₦airaland Forum

Kaiser20:
Be wise, nobody want Muslim Muslim ticket.
Those Northern Muslims supporting Tinubu are doing it because of their brother Shettima in case Tinubu is dead. They predicted that Tinubu will not last.

Precisely!

You think I don't know what I'm saying?

Look, I belong to different fora and I know that those supporting Tinubu the most are Muslims, especially of Northern extraction.

The cabal is gonna be a Northern Muslim one.

Which strong Yoruba is there to have Tinubu's back?

NwaMamaIwota:
let me shock you 99% of Tinubu supporters online especially nairaland are staunch bigots.
they're not supporting Tinubu because they know he's a better candidate but just to spite igbos and Hausas.

check their nairaland usernames and post history and see for yourself.
they never loved this country as they parade themselves but just love spitting other tribes at the expense of the country's growth and development.
Election to them means cruise and avenue to measure dickk
they supported Buhari twice even when they knew his failure is certain.
today they're rinsing and repeating the same thing.

while 95% of Tinubu supporter offline and other social media are there for financial gain and nothing more.
from Nollywood actors to influencers nobody supports Tinubu for the future of this country.
to them others can go to hell for all they care.


dear Nigeria youths it's time to look these people in the face and tell them enough is enough.
suffering knows no tribe.
millions of Nigerians are suffering from buhari they imposed on us twice.
it's time to stop these social media sadists.
be brutal and ruthless in approaching them.
let them cry social media bully.
you're fighting for your future and nothing else.
God bless us and may we get it right.

God bless igbos
God bless real Omoluabis
God bless North
God bless South South
God bless Middle belt

thunder scatter Tinubu urchins

Igbos and Hausas, kẹ̀?

Northern Muslims support Tinubu more than Yorubas, in case you don't know.

They want a Muslim-Muslim ticket.

Zooposki:
I’m not sure why you carried this foolish topic to an African forum. White supremacy will be proud of you. You are even calling the mods to push it to the front page.

If I’m you I will spend all these energy in thinking of how I can develop my country like the white man’s so I don’t keep running to their countries. I’m sure you are one of those African men in the white man’s country being a parasite/nuisance.

It has nothing to do with race, rather, our lady ballers need to remember they're women, not butch lesbos.

Just because they're playing ball, their uniform becomes short dreads and rags.

Even the men, sef. See others looking neat, nicely groomed, with lovely haircuts, tailored dress shirts and slacks, our boys go worwor like gorrilla with their stinking, painted dreadlocks.

Zonefree:
Suspended from Enugu and sent to Los Angeles.

Na upgrade be this one na

Like i told my guy last week, as long as you're a Reverend Father, everything about your life till you die is enjoyment.

Do you know what a monastery is?

It's like a prison. Fr Mbaka will be "locked away", secluded with other monks from society.

He will be lucky if he enters the city once a month!

See the picture of the sign? Does that look like Los Angeles, California?

I can bet that place is in a wasteland several miles outside the city.

brutustech:
Enough is enough this sickness must go. Nigeria has suffered enough. Let us come together to rid our country of this virus so that we can recover.

This is Nigeria’s time to recover.

#RecoverNigeria #PDPRevoveryPlan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cg2_BAWm_0

The APC thieves will simply relocate back to PDP and the story continues.

We vote LP. Let's see how Akpabio will be in the same meetings with Aisha Yesufu.

Mourinho24:
Good day my informed Nairalanders!

There's an email I got from Kenneth Okonkwo anLP spokesperson that I have won a certain prize of hp laptop and tv for being among those selected for a birthday wish to him.

Right now, I'm confused cos I called one Mr. Sunday delivery and he is asking me to send some money for him to waybill what I have won to me.

My question is, no another scam be this? Has anyone here gotten an email like that? Pls, I need your responses. Thanks and God bless.

Oya send de money make scammer chop small.....

Moh247:
LoL

Let Mr Foolish lawyer use crude oil without fractional distillation, refining and certification by a chemical engineer or its hydro carbon content in his car

Mr Foolish lawyer should also use his law degree to explore and dig for oil like a geologist

It's a foolish people that won't question their olodo leaders why this country is the only oil producer that imports petroleum products while exporting crude.

beejay85:
U read right....25 mill

So how can a breakdown that contains ₦25m add up to a total of ₦19m?

It's an achievement jare!

How many àgbo sellers and other hawkers are robbed in Mushin?

QuinModah:
Last Friday, I hugged one of my most impressive colleagues goodbye. He turned away, sobbing. I turned away with voice quaking, realizing what a big loss he would be.

Later that evening, I had another get-together with a second friend who relocates this week. While discussing his massive expense, he suddenly slouched in his chair, stressfully squeezed the empty ragolis bottle in his hands and concluded:

"Oremi, this relocation has cost me almost everything"
"You don’t want to know!" He further sighed "You don’t."

Today, with the help and data from three (3) relocating friends, I compile the rough cost (below) for prospective relocating families (focus on UK) and a poem for my friend and Nigeria:

Cost of Japa from Nigeria for a family of 4= 180k
Renewal of Passport
Official rate 22k
Accelerated rate 45k
Some pay as high as 75k

Transcript 75k
Usually, one parent is a student
30-45k for school runs
25-30k to send

Estimated Tuition fee deposit
11,000-18,000-pound sterling
4.5m most schools want 50% deposit

Proof of fund (In deposit)
Family of 4 need 25m in deposited in an accoun 2-3 months

UK Visa 1.4m
Family of 4 pay 475-pound sterling

NHF
Family of 4 pay 875-pound sterling

Flight ticket 2.8m
Depending on booking
700k person x4
Some have booked as high as 1.2m

Arrival Accommodation 4.4m
1st Month shortlet 200-pound sterling per week
refundable deposit of 250 pound
First 6 months at 750 pounds

Total Cost 19m for family of four to UK not Canada or US. It can be cheaper or more

Oremi, I hope we meet again,
as you japa to find fresh grain,
to return if Nigeria again reigns?
God, will any leader ever end this drain?
But prayers will be in vain,
if in 2023, unwisely we vote again.

God bless everyone who has relocated. God bless everyone staying behind. God bless #Nigeria.

Check the bolded.

₦25 m abi ₦2.5m?

immortalcrown:
Instructional material and qualified teachers were never the problem. I don't know what the man means in his reference to these two factors.

Good. The problem is, how will the government ensure a child from tribe A living in tribe B gets proper lesson on tribe A language? For example, how a Yoruba kid in the North will be able to learn Yoruba language properly in the North.


ADDED:
For those claiming I didn't read the post, stop acting smart when you are highly ignorant. Because I pointed out the bigger problem, you claim I didn't see the smaller problem expressed in the post. Is this how your brain works? I read the post. I then pointed out where the major issue lies. As a matter of fact, a person's mother tongue is the language of the person's ancestors, not the language of a foreign region where the person was born and raised. The mother tongue of a Yoruba person born and raised in the North is Yoruba language, not Hausa language. The keyword in the meaning of "mother tongue" is "native". Is a child born by a Yoruba couple in the North a native of Hausa? Stop fooling yourselves.

You are the one who doesn't understand my comment. The post talks about the dominant language in the children's region of residence. I commented about the children's ancestral language, which is the biggest challenge in this regard. If you don't lack common sense, you would have known that what the government tackles here is not the actual problem. This is why the government always goes a million miles in misleading you before you realize you are misled. Have you ever seen a child of tribe A raised in tribe B and the child knows tribe A language more than he or she knows tribe B language? Even if you have seen a child like that, the case is very rare, it is less than 5%. Most of the tribe A children raised in tribe B even know tribe B language more they know the tribe A language.

Almost every child grows to naturally understand the dominant language of his or her region of residence. Every Igbo kid raised in the North is even better in Hausa language than in Igbo language. Every Yoruba kid raised in the North is good in Hausa language, or even better in Hausa language than in Yoruba language. So, has the mother tongue of a place of residence ever been a serious problem for any kid? The serious challenge kids have is being fluent in the dominant language in their place of residence while knowing just little or nothing about the dominant language of their ancestral (native) tribe. The bigger problem I pointed is absolutely in line with the smaller problem expressed in this post. So, why are people replying me as if my comment is off-point or illogical? Tụfịakwa!

You're spot on!

This same issue was raised on a radio programme this morning.

What if a kid was instructed in Yoruba up to primary 3 and his policeman Dad gets transferred to Enugu from Ibadan?

This stuff will mess things up and may actually divide the nation even more.

WibusJaga:
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A true Legend of the Beautiful Game.
Max respect & Quick recovery.

Pelé is the real G.O.A.T, not these two pretenders counting awards handed to them based on popularity.

He played when defenders were bruisers, more brutal than an angry silverback gorilla, and he owned the field of play.

A great man on and off the field. The second G.O A T, Diego Armando Maradona, died after abusing his body, but all die na die.

It's good Pelé has lived this long, and I wish him recovery.

Will this one be able to "WEAH" his Daddy's boots, abi na de boots go wear am?

vickydevoka:
Him know say en mama de alright. Phone de na

Okay o.

God1000:
Too bad for him, something like this can lead to his early retirement from the national football if not properly handled.

Both parties should sit down and resolve it amicably.

And we wonder why Mbappe run kitikiti go rep France

HarlequinLekex:
Didn't they know her style of music and dressing b4 she was hired for the show? Hypocrites.

If na Islamic University invite her, she go even get mind dress laidis?

Na from school gate den go don flog her go back house.

Thortp:
A whole 5 years?

The guy no get conscience to even stop am make e no write am online.

5 years e no see in mama, yet no be say e no get money to travel go see am!

No be juju be dat?

God1000:
Tinubu will never attend an open debate with Peter Obi, he will continue to ignore such invitations with lame and flimsy excuses throughout this period

Guess what?

He won't give interviews and attend debates, yet he wants a position where Biden will invite him for talks, where he will make speeches at UN, ECOWAS and AU, where Richard Quest, Fareed Zakariya or Christine Amanpour would interview him, and he will start to "BULABAA"?

awosejo1955:
The mugu be like imbe ...go seat in front of legends..the likes of kaka, cafu, Roberto Carlos, and the man himself Ronaldo delima

My brother!

That pic is loaded.

Arsene Wenger, Roberto Carlos, President Weah....

And this prick Abi Na pinnick is there with his egg head stinking up the place!

lhordspy:
This LGBT group just messed with the wrong country.

Unfortunately for Marco ferrari, that serial pitch invaders; he just pulled his last stunt.

He might have been trying it with others, but going to an extent in daring an Arab nation is extreme and out of place. Even the west influence wont be able to save him now.

If he's beheaded, it's his fault.

These knuckleheads are so spoiled they think the whole world is like their sheltered, cushy countries where they can throw tantrums like three year olds and their governments will be wringing their hands unable to do anything.

Difrent:
Na so una start the Jubril el sudani matter so tay even normally rational humans nearly got fooled.....
But trying to make this stick will be a Herculean task.
The picture above isnt that of Donald Duke...

Ah-ah?

So the video of Mr. Duke himself saying openly that this is his photograph is the falsehood?

Na who do you dis tin?

CoronaVirusRelo:
Somethings can’t be changed on Earth!

Homosexuality is as old as Christianity!

God created them in their own special way and no one should be judged on their preferences and choice.


Isn’t it glaring they are divinely wired!

Hmmmm..... I take it you're one of those guys who let other guys poke their schlongs into your butthole, right?

A hole clearly meant for smelly waste products to exit the body?

Urine:
There's a belief among hunters that animals will never go extinct in the forest, it's a belief that has been passed down from generation to generation.

We are thankful for one fact: hunting as a tradition has really gone down in recent years.

Back in the seventies and eighties......mehn!

You should see bands of hunters, numbering up to 20, with guns, jazz and dozens of dogs.....I wonder how wild animals survived those decades.

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I knew he would soon die when he started living an adulterous life. He sang fake gospel songs to deviate the minds of true Christians from the ways of our lord Jesus while sleeping with several women behind the scenes. Very unfortunate to share Same religion with him. It's better we Christians adopt polygamy like our Muslim brothers than deceiving ourselves in front of our lord Jesus

You're a Muslim.

Yeah.....they will catch that one because na Fulani e kill.

The ones wey off plenty Ibo people den no go fit catch dem.

The politicians no go fill shishi!

One call, the Branch Manager don show with bales of Naira in sacks or bullion vans.

Naija, sorry ehn?

Aufbauh:
Pa Adebanjo has a history; whoever he supports always lose the election.

2015 he supported GEJ
2019 he supported Atiku
2023 he is supporting Obi, do you need a soothsayer to tell you the outcome?

The picture edit sha....the background look like the end of the world. Very poor job.

Don't you wish the people he supported in the past actually won?

HonNL:
SOURCE

Oríi bọ̀bọ́ọ Kanye yìí ti gbálẹ̀ sha!

assholemods:
Lmao... Duke is not that dark.

So because he's well-groomed and obviously a whole lot richer and has access to a lot of skincare stuff means he's light-skinned?

Bruh!

Donald Duke is dark skinned. Forget cream.

In fact, I hope you know studio work with correct lighting can change how you really look.

This is another picture of Donald Duke being interviewed.

assholemods:
How are we sure Duke is saying the truth? What prove does he have? Duke is light skinned but the person in that picture is dark. Did he bleached later in life? Or Sokoto sun turned him dark?
People are just insulting Tinubu without reasoning.

Na Donald Duke o, no be Ben Bruce!

Donald Duke is dark skinned.

Antyislam:
What Tinubu and his urgins can not steal does not exist , don't vote Tinubu he does not mean well for you

Truer words have never been spoken.

ebufa:
where are the lily livered South east governors? no pimm from any of them! God! how i despise the zoo called Nigeria! This is what led to the creation of ESN, where are the gallant Nigerian troops, where is that anu mpam called soludo.....let him call out the tribe that is responsible for this carnage..........where is that loudmouth Udele ?

We elected pregnant women as Governors............all beer guts and no back bone! God bless everyman putting his life at risk to protect our land! The D day beckons........their paymaster cannot remain in Aso rock forever!

A bigger paymaster is coming, riding piggyback on a same-religion ticket as running mate to an ancient who is losing the battle to age and possibly gross abuse of dangerous substances.