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Family › Re: Can Someone Pls Explain What Is Going On Here? (pics/video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:04pm On Jan 03, 2023
Goodmarlian:
Probably transgender
Female
Most probably fake.

The hormone regimen that is enough to make a tranny grow facial hair must have messed up her menstrual cycle so bad she can't even get pregnant.

I'm not sure a sex reassignment can be this advanced in less than 9 months.

And if it's real, beard or no, she's still a woman.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'Silence Is Betrayal': Prince Harry Hits Buckingham Palace by Jeezuzpick(m):
KingLennon:
Many people lack comprehensive ability. Even though he's a simp, try and read the post carefully to understand the points he buttressed.



He's treated unfairly seriously, he has a family too for that matter!
I tell you, almost all people who love to throw the word "simp" around don't even understand the context in which a man can be called a simp.

This is a young man who grew up seeing what was done to her mother by his father and his sidechick (that ugly stick now called "Queen Consort"wink being told he cannot marry someone he obviously wants to spend the rest of his life with!

Now, who's the simp? Charles who married Diana and sired sons by her while having a thing with a hag who is now on the throne with him, it Harry who just wants to live his life?
Foreign Affairs › Re: 'Silence Is Betrayal': Prince Harry Hits Buckingham Palace by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:29am On Jan 03, 2023
God1000:
For how long will prince Harry continue to be at loggerheads with his family?

It appears his wife has successfully turned him against his own family.

though the palace also made some mistakes, but a good wife will be a bridge builder.
I hope you know that Meghan is considered by the racist Windsors as a black woman?

She maybe turned Harry against his family by having him fall in love with her whilst having African (Nigerian, in fact) blood.

That is her offence.
Crime › Re: Lady Traveling To Katsina Kidnapped After Disclosing Her Destination On Facebook by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:40am On Jan 03, 2023
Nbote:
Abeggi... She wasn't kidnapped because she disclosed her location on Facebook, she was kidnapped because the route is notorious for kidnappings and bandit attacks.. She was definitely kidnapped with a whole lot of other persons. If only you ppl know how many of these attacks happen that goes unreported. Infact it was because she disclosed her route that her family got to know it's bandits that kidnapped her
Thanks for this sensible post jare.....instead for them to be praying that the randy bastards don't kpokpo her to oblivion before the ransom is paid, they are blaming her social media post.

This is the reality of APC's Nigeria.....we need a change.

Real change o, not APC chanji
Politics › Re: Ohakim: They Are Not Ordinary People Or IPOB, They Came To Kill Me by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:35am On Jan 03, 2023
Jostoman:
your lagos landlord has told his Apc supporters and his thugs to get ready to take power by force, may be it is Ipob that also attack Tambuwa in Sokoto.
These people have shut down their brains, honestly.
Politics › Re: Borno APC Member Resigns From Presidential Campaign Council by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:35am On Jan 03, 2023
muykem:
Inconsequential person seeking attention.
He obviously succeeded, hence his appointment in the first place.

Well, now you can hope to be appointed as his replacement.

Don't worry, BULABAA will read your post and contact you.
Politics › Re: Borno APC Member Resigns From Presidential Campaign Council by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:34am On Jan 03, 2023
tinsel:
Resignation of a youth who cannot even write a good english and you are jumping up and down.
A youth that can't even write "a good English" and APC appointed him into the PCC!

Jokes on you.

grin
Sports › Re: Infantino Requests Countries To Name Stadium After Pele by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:56pm On Jan 02, 2023
planetE:
Nonsense. Na only him be legend wey go make every nation name its stadium after him?
Exactly.

He's the Legend.

If Graz, Austria, can name a stadium after Arnold Schwarzenegger, Pelé can have one named after him.
Car Talk › Re: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:12pm On Jan 02, 2023
HeartlessMan:
Over 600km/h.
Numerous times.
Air Peace airlines.
Àbí o!

Many times I can't count sef.
Crime › Re: Assassins Set CBN Staff, Wife Ablaze In Ogun, Kidnap Son, Maid (pix) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:17am On Jan 02, 2023
Kobicove:
Na whick kind jealousy go make person go murder him relatives like this?! undecided
You be learner?

No be today pipu dey kill dia family members, naa!
Sports › Re: Al-Nassr Fans Chant Cristiano Ronaldo’s Name During Match (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:45am On Jan 02, 2023
God1000:
Wishing him all the best in his new club.

This means it's not all up with him yet, though I feel like this will diminish his image
Don't worry about his image. He has enough for three normal lifetimes.

Na money e go pack for Saud.
Crime › Re: Assassins Set CBN Staff, Wife Ablaze In Ogun, Kidnap Son, Maid (pix) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:20am On Jan 02, 2023
Exmilitant:
business deal gone wrong!
Maybe, but highly unlikely.

Both are high-flying civil servants with very good jobs.

This is likely something related to family, jealousy, or property.

Police should look closely at their families, coworkers and friends.
Politics › Re: Military Men Raid Okigwe, Residents Tortured, Several Dead (Disturbing Video, P) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:17am On Jan 01, 2023
Kewtt:
Tell your friends to release the soldier. Or else that trouble you are looking for will find you out as far as Lagos State
Lagos, Lagos, Lagos.....

No be where LEKKI dey be dat?
Nairaland General › Re: Did You Have A Defining Moment Or Experience In 2022? by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:28pm On Dec 31, 2022
Odebayo4010:
Bro,complete the statement finish,a town hull different from what?
You know naa.....Blublublu-Boolabaa
Nairaland General › Re: Did You Have A Defining Moment Or Experience In 2022? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:44pm On Dec 31, 2022
PerfectStranger:
You say??
grin

Yes o!

Messi WOKKED the cup, with olive oil, Korean chilli flakes and soy sauce.
Nairaland General › Re: Did You Have A Defining Moment Or Experience In 2022? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:41pm On Dec 31, 2022
QuinModah:
Do you have a defining moment/experience of 2022—good, bad, or otherwise?

What are you celebrating or leaving behind?
The moment a very old man said, "A Town Hall. Different, from....."

I realised that, as e bad reach, e fit WORST patapata.
Family › Re: Nigerian Groom & Bride Storm Wedding Reception In Keke Convoy, Photos Stun Many by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:10pm On Dec 31, 2022
ghiloman28:
When you can afford big restaurants food mama put food will be like you exploring. It only those that don’t own a car will be looking for one uncle to give them his jeep for reception and after the wedding they go back to normal life.
My brother, na so I go borrow motor do wedding. Funny enough, the same model of motor wey I been borrow, I come buy am.
Crime › Re: Falz Reacts To The Murder Of Bolanle Raheem By A Police Officer by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:15pm On Dec 29, 2022
dat9jaguy:
All these vultures preying on people's misfortune to chase clout. What is the use of this his statement huh. The errant policeman has been arrested and his details made public,on the same day of the incident. So tell me what new thing he is saying.
Falz is a lawyer like the slain lady. He's Femi Falana's son. What clout is he chasing again?

Do you think Falz is some struggling artiste?

Now, the new thing Falz said is, the killer cop should be punished and the punishment made public.

Àbí, is that not new?

When last was a killer cop hanged and we knew he was hanged?
Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Shares Message She Received From Her Pastor Who Acts 'Holy' by Jeezuzpick(m):
ImoleNaija:
Why would Pastor not fall when you keep going to church in skimpy dresses?

Daughters of Jezebel everywhere. Wahala for the Pastors whose churches don't care about what ladies wear to church. Those fine and young Pastors/Ministers are their targets.

Only God and Pst Adefarasin know the kain messages wey go dey him DM.

Anyway, he that thinks he stands should be careful......
De randy pastor sef don dey cruise babes weller for de church.

He just needed a change of scenery, hence the DM to the sanctimonious babe who is surely cruising guys as well, hence the pastor's bold approach.

If na real fire-breathing sista, de man no fit try am.
Webmasters › Re: Whatsapp To Stop Working On Iphone 5, 45 Android Phones From Dec 31 (see List) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:05am On Dec 29, 2022
lumens:
shocked


won't be able to paste messages about his darling daddy on Nairaland from next year.
He uses a low budget Huawei and he just met his Waterloo.
Doesn't matter.

His darling daddy is leaving in February.

I hope he follows him back to Daura.
Politics › Re: It’s Shameful For Buhari To Hand Over Power To Opposition – Adamu by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:39pm On Dec 28, 2022
dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/its-a-shame-for-buhari-to-hand-over-power-to-opposition-adamu/
But it was honourable when Jona did it, abi?

Stoopid old men.
Crime › Re: My Biological Father Told Me That He Is Sexually Attracted To Me by Jeezuzpick(m):
obembet:
A south Africa lady share how she was nearly rape by her biological father. The lady identify Nondumiso Geb Ebihle share her horrible experience via her Twitter page show she was nearly raped by her biological father after her sister narrowly escaped rape by Thier father.

She tweet;

The day my own biological father told me that he is sexually attracted to me and went on to say he even dreams about us making up. This was 2018, we were driving together. 2 years later he went on to rape my sister, his biological daughter. So it’s 2018 June holidays I’m visiting home from varsity. The was gonna be a ceremony at home so my stepmother asked me to take care of the shop since she will be busy at home. My father would pick me up in the evening once the shop is closed.

This other day my father comes to pick me up. Business was great that day so I jokingly say to him, “let’s drive off and go spend this money” to which he replies and say, “but where are we gonna go?” I said, “anywhere, we could just take a drive and book ourselves at a B&B”.

So me saying we can book at a B&B made him think that I wanna do dirty things with him. This man said to me, “but what will they say at home when they hear that we were booked at a B&B” ��‍♀️like dude ain’t you my father?

I was very uncomfortable and felt bad for even suggesting that even though it was a joke. 2 days later in the morning I had just had a bath, I was half naked. He badges in my room looking for Vaseline. He saw that I was literally wearing only my panties but proceeded to walk in � I was so mad and he saw that I was angry.

Later he comes to pick me up again and ask me to accompany him somewhere and I refused and asked him to take me home
mainly because I wasn’t happy with the recent events that have been occurring. He didn’t take me home. He drove of with me without my consent. We get to the petrol station, he sends me to buy stuff and then he drives back home.

[i]On our way home he asked me why was I mad when he walk in my room? � I was like, “because I was naked and you could have at least knocked”. He was like, “it’s not like you have anything that I don’t know” � I got the shock of my life.
At that time I was learning how to drive.

He used to make me change gears when he is driving. He would hold my hand to help me put in the correct gear. While at it his hands would slide from the gear to my thighs � At this point I was super uncomfortable to be around my father alone.

The night before the ceremony my stepmother’s brother was hospitalised and a friend of his had accompanied him to the hospital so he needed transport to come back so my dad was the one to go pick him up. He asked me to come with him in front of everyone and I couldn’t say no
coz of how close everybody knew we were. On our way there I pretend to be sleepy and he is busy forcing me to change gears and touching my thighs. When we finally got home he asked if I was really sleeping or I was avoiding him


Our last drive together. This was after the ceremony and I was leaving going to back to Jhb in 2 days. He asked me to accompany him somewhere. As we are driving he says to me, “I had a weird dream” I asked what was the dream about…he kept quiet for a few seconds and said, “Ngiphuphe ngilele nawe and bezibuya blind” meaning (I dreamt of me and you making out and it was fire) �I was shocked and couldn’t believe my ears. I started crying and asked him to take me home. He calmly said,
He drove to the the most darkest area in the middle of the bushes. He walked out of the car and instructed me to walk out. I thought he was gonna rape and kill me at this point. I refused (crying). He then said I want you to drive. I firmly said, “No take me home!”
I told my stepmother everything 6 months later but as expected they protected him coz he is the breadwinner. What happened after that? 2 years later he sexually assault my half sister. My stepmother’s daughter.

I thought that time my stepmother would see that men for who he is but she told me that she loves him.
I feel she betrayed her daughter but who am I to judge.

My sister sent me a message on Facebook telling me that our father physical and sexually assaulted her. He forcefully removed her clothes, beat her up, went on top of her, took out his penis and wore a condom.

He was ready to penetrate but my sister kept on begging for him to stop. That’s when he pushed her away and told her to dressed up. All this while my sister was recording him. I was the only person my sister told coz she knew what he had done to me as well.


I immediately called my stepmother and asked her to go home and check on her. When they confronted him he said my sister was lying that when my sister mentioned that she recorded him. My sister was ready to arrest him and that’s what I wanted as well

and I was willing to help open a case and even testify. With the help of someone I was able to contact the Dannhauser police. They went to take a statement, my stepmother turned them away and told them they will bring her to the police station.

They brainwashed my sister and made her believe that this might be witchcraft � when I asked my sister what did the police say? She told me that they said there’s no case because he didn’t penetrate with his penis.
A friend of mine referred me to his father who is a police and promised to help me throughout. My aunt called me and asked me to give them a week for them to visit a sangoma to confirm if he is bewitched or not coz that is what he told them.

A week later they come back saying indeed he was bewitched. I still wanted him arrest but I knew that if I continue my siblings might hate me for taking away their father. I then asked my stepmother that as a mother to my sister what do you want to do.
Lol you won’t believe this… she said, “inkinga ngiyamthanda” meaning (problem is I love him)
My last words to her was, “I hope my sister won’t wake up one day and realise that you chose her father over her. I pray she really forgives you”


It’s been 2yrs since I last spoke or seen my my stepmother. I haven’t seen my sisters in 2 years and I do miss them. My relationship with my father ended in 2018. I just pray that at least my younger sibling doesn’t get to experience this side of him.

The first incident, I was in Grade 9 he waited for my stepmother to leave the house then asked me if I was dating and that am I still a virgin. I told him I wasn’t dating and that I was indeed still a virgin. He asked me to take off my clothes he wants to see. My biological father[/i]


Source: https://twitter.com/ndumie_z/status/1607372600233299970?t=QLaA6MOHI958VP_T7_VC7g&s=19[/quote]When she looks like a skank, why won't any man want her for sex?

I'm sure her daddy is a drunk, drunks can do anything when intoxicated.

Guys, don't get drunk.

Weird things happen when people get drunk.
Politics › Re: Why I Accepted Obi’s Campaign DG Appointment – Osuntokun by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:33pm On Dec 28, 2022
habsydiamond:
PO is the real deal.... they said he only has social media voters... now let them watch as social media voters will take him to the Aso Rock.
During campaign, they replaced the head of the campaign due to past corruption.

APC never did anything to corrupt members.

This is enough of an indicator to pick PO 1,000,001 times before BAT and AA
Romance › Re: My Ex Is Stalking Me And My Wife On Social Media by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:11pm On Dec 27, 2022
Braveboi1:
She needs your dick, chop her again and leave her
And risk crashing his marriage?

Oshey, adviser!

Well done, eh?
Celebrities › Re: You Can Still Meet The Love Of Your Life Before The End Of The Year - DJ Cuppy by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:40am On Dec 27, 2022
NwekeUG:
Singer, DJ Cuppy has said that one can still find true love before the end of the year, IGBERETV reports.

Cuppy who got engaged to her fiancé, Ryan Taylor just days after they met, stated this on Instagram on Monday, December 26.

https://www.instagram.com/stories/cuppymusic/3002005289726986724/
Walahi this girl is an idiot!
Health › Re: Hemgenix: This Is World’s Most Expensive Drug And It Costs $3.5 Million Per Dose by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:24pm On Dec 26, 2022
LeoDeKing:
So what's the purpose of that symbol of a propagating EM wave in the pictures?

Is that its principle of curing whatever it cures? huh
That's a DNA helix, not an EM wave.

EM waves don't twist like that.
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija Couple, BamBam And Teddy A Celebrate Christmas With Their Kids (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:51pm On Dec 25, 2022
Lorenahertz:
This is one marriage A LOT of internet in-laws predicted would fail in no distant time, but look at them.. living proof that God is not man!
Don't jinx it!

It's not up to 5 years, is it?

Stop carrying on like it's Olu Jacobs and Joke Silva that have had like half a century, don't gloat on their behalf, biko!

Let them enjoy their high points and manage the lows.

They seem mature, sha, unlike the yeyebrities that carry their low points to Social Media.

Wishing them all the best.
Food › Re: Braai: See What South Africans Typically Have For Christmas Lunch (PICS) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11pm On Dec 25, 2022
buygala:
Good for them

Even though I won't eat some of those round shitty stuff I am seeing... Except at Gunpoint
I don't know why the SA people call it "WORS", but I guess it stems from "WURST", a primarily German sausage.

I no go mind taste am o, I learnt it's made with seasoning and spices inside, not like the tasteless sausages we see here that you will start adding pepper and garlic before it has taste.
Autos › Re: Company Tests Flying Car In Public, Gets 273 Orders In Minutes (Pics, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:38pm On Dec 25, 2022
Crime › Re: 2 Men Who Stole Community Power Cables To Buy Xmas Dress For Girlfriend Arrested by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:13pm On Dec 24, 2022
......And the SIMP OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO.....!!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sacked 10,000 Workers As Lagos Governor - Socialist Labour by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:15am On Dec 24, 2022
ijustdey:
How APC Presidential Candidate, Tinubu Kicked Against Nigerian Labour Demands, Sacked Over 10,000 Workers As Lagos Governor




https://saharareporters.com/2022/12/23/how-apc-presidential-candidate-tinubu-kicked-against-nigerian-labour-demands-sacked-over
Dem no go hear.

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