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Rastaramsey:
This is funny but it is very necessary at this stage...
Na to go arm myself with kala sef

I get plugs if I wan run am sef

That one no go be problem

2 Glock 9s and a vest, please.

I no wan show myself.

I'll just sit besides the church a/c in my trenchcoat....

Quietly.

Supertocano:
It's call local content

Na confam juju pot be local content, abi?

Okay.....continue.

This guy is a serial idiot.

signature2012:
I have never liked that dude thuggery character.He behave as if he’s untouchable.
Nigeria as a country too is a joke.How can he explain having 5 policemen?

This isn’t the first time of him doing this and might not be the last time.
The American victim should get well and sue him in the States or make a report at the American embassy.

The fame and money entering his head will calm down soon.

Nevertheless,I still vibe to his music,but character wise,nothing good to write home about him.

The victim should sue Cubans for the Sun of 1Billion.Why will anyone bring in a gun to a club? Doubt if I can ever enter any club in Nigeria.Your security personnel shot someone,you enter flight to Spain go perform.If the victim happens to be his relative,how will he feel?
Sue the Modafucker in Nigeria and the States.

The bolded is the Koko.

Plus a court injunction barring the idiot from entering a club in Nigeria ever again.

Yes.
1. International Tiff-Tiff.

2. Too much reliance on Harbowkeys.

3. Betrayed (just that Tinubu's own is still unfolding).

zeuss:
Hogwash.......Atiku will get 0 vote from SE this time ...... Tinubu needs only reach out to align with Peter obi.

His ego won't allow him reach out to Obi.

Besides, he won't be able to stomach Obi's reforms

Mannyautos:
Wow. Humanity at it's peak. Real life hero. He deserves a medal of honour.

If na harbowkey, Na to jump from de trailer enta bush.

SHINJA:
I thought Muslims in Southwest said there are no Christians in northern states..

We are waiting for APC Muslim-Muslim ticket...

God bless southsouth and southwest..

Kaduna
Plateau
Bauchi
Gombe
Adamawa
Taraba
Borno

These states have a lot of Christians.

A real wife.

Whatever happens, I can see that Dolapo has got her hubby's back.

Reminds me of the first time I lost my job (yeah, it's happened a few times).

I called my wife and told her.

She said, "No problem. Come home. We'll work it out. It's not the end of the world."

Guess what?

We worked it out.

I always bounce back because of my loving wife.

Real women support their husbands.

Not like G.I Jane.

MrCGPA:
The greatest mistake is to Carry them to Police Station. They are already saved. If it were ordinary thief that stole Television, they must have been set ablaze. Before you know they will match them to Abuja where they will regain their freedom. They supposed to lunch them immediately. Trust me if it were in Igbo land they must have been sent to their grave with immediate alacrity.

Like the UGM, abi?

TheStakeHolder:
Not peculiar to Nigeria alone.

The decline is due to the global economic recession ocassioned by the pandemic.

Pandemic start in 2016 for ya village?

lockheed55:
V

For Vawulence.

RichProminent:
Norway is wasting its energy in a war that is clearly benefiting the US.

Bruh......

Norway is protecting itself.

If Russia rolls over Ukraine, Norway, Finland and others are in danger.

It's like Nigeria helping Chad to fight Libya, because if Chad falls, Nigeria is next.

Easyvibez:
Igbo should unite for once- says Daddy Showkey

Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gat-_cwXh7Q


https://www.instagram.com/tv/Cek1FxTAB2m/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Showkey no sabi Ibo pipu?

I am Yoruba and I'm not only voting for Peter Obi, but I'm campaigning for him.

However, if this other guy scuttles Obi's chances, then guess what?

No Obi to vote again.

[quote author=Urheadmasterpost=113617460 Why marry when you know you will eventually kill the person
Depression is a disease[/quote]Not very logical.

You made it sound like getting married is like buying Christmas goat that you know you will definitely kill.

dboo442:
Atiku that was waiting for a toddler like osinbajo to defeat considering is not from north neither a Muslim

Now Ojúyọbọ́ has another hurdle to face: choice of running mate.

1. Pick a northern muslim (Muslim-muslim ticket).

2. Pick a northern Christian and have northern Muslims vote for their fellow Muslim.

He is now at the mercy of the real betrayers: the northern Muslims (Gandollar, Hell-Roofie and co.).

It's only a matter of time. We will see how it goes.

StrongandMighty:
If this is true then southwest delegates must be made up of bunch of dafts and clowns!

How can you reject a sound man like Osibanjo who's eloquent and well learned for an old man?
something is definitely wrong somewhere! This is not ordinary..

Naija is on a long tin!

Truthisunique2:
Buhari no go open eye choose tinubu, he won't choose osinbajo the tilumbu urchin

It's really interesting how buhari is now dealing with the northern governors headed by our men bagudu and lalong

They are the only organized group with access to him at the moment and urchins don't know they are doing buhari script

You give too much credit to Booboo.

If he's so damn smart, why is Nigeria in such a mess?

Shalommy:
Always see you in politic session. Are you a politician?

She's here for the vawulence.

Cmexy:
This team is no longer of any interest to me...

I love football, but I'm tired of frequent emotional disappointment.

Seriously, I can't remember the last time I watched a Super Eagles match.

I think most of the players back then have retired.

Victor Moses, Mikel and the rest..... Y'know, that bunch.

Joezinho:
My guy, let her be. Nothing is more dangerous in this world than getting entangled with a lady that young.

Besides, It's easier to see chilled water in hell fire than to meet a good Nigerian girl..Live simply, but don’t be a SIMP..

Peace of mind is bliss..

17...... Possibly still living with parents, or something.

Na de guy sabi o, make e go enta wahala.

God1000:
Too bad, why assaulting a woman over baseless and unfounded accusations.

This is a rare incident sha, at least Canada is better than some western countries when it comes to racism

The stupid officers that brutalized her should be arrested and prosecuted

If it was the US, she might be in a bodybag right now.

This man na big fool, aswear!

A Professor of Law, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria and current Vice President!

What are Shettima's achievements, compared to those of Osinbajo?

Bravetunde:
Afonjas have slavve mentality.
Who the fuk is theivenubu.
Let the corruptt theivee go and alc will even be better.
Infact I will start supporting apc if that theivess leave.
Rawbish

Who is a saint in APC?

Amaechi? Akpabio? Uzor Kalu? Rochas?

APC are all thieves, Bruh!

Stop deceiving yourself that Tinubu is the only thief.

Don't waste your support on them.

Still, if Ojúyọbọ́ leaves, APC will be badly affected.

That I'm ready to say the truth does not make me an APC supporter.

I'm a supporter of Peter Obi, and, not only will I vote for him, I'm already canvassing for others to vote him for President.

Daviddson:
This life is very unpredictable. The same Oyegun he unceremoniously sent out of office in 2018, is now the one to determine whether he contests or not. And then the coin could still turn the other way around - again and again and again.

Oyegun 1:1 Tinubu

Let's see how the game plays out.

alsudan:
I trust Oyegun has deleted the traitor who feels he’s above the party from the list.

He saw Oyegun out as APC Chairman and facilitated Oshiomhole's emergence.

Now, Oyegun is too happy to return the poke in the eye he got a few years ago.

politicoNG:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/06/03/court-okays-statutory-delegates-to-vote-in-apc-national-convention-others/

After PDP had held their own primaries, abi?

RobbStark:
Saraki 1:Drug lord 0

Waiting for Tinubu urchins to come and drag Saraki

More like 1:1.

Ó to gẹ́ẹ́ was 0:1

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Tinubu won’t get the ticket and heaven won’t fall.

Of course, heaven won't fall!

Just the main pillar of APC will shift and possibly relocate.

No compensation will satisfy Ojúyọbọ́ if he's robbed of the chance to contest fairly.

He'll leave and take all his real loyalists with him.

If he joins another party, that party will suddenly have a lot of sitting Governors, Senators and Reps.

Mind you, if he's desperate to be President, that's exactly what he will do.

APC will be undermined on many fronts.

The worst that FG can do is to use EFCC to start hounding politicians who leave APC, so, they won't leave on the surface.

It will seem as if APC was hit by an asteroid.

DenreleDave:
He knows I don't work on Saturdays and Sundays yet he have me an impromptu task to be done on Sunday... Funny enough, the task was done by my colleague that we were both assigned to do the job but my boss fined me 10k for not being their with my colleague on time.
My colleagues stays on the island, I stay on mainland.... Moreover my mum was admitted to the hospital during the week so I had already planned to go see her on weekend before my boss gave me a task..

I am just fed up.. How much be the salary wey I dey manage yet he fined me 10k for an assignment dt was done but only bcox I wasn't there on time. He didn't even care to listen.
I saw the handwriting but the truth is that I can't stay at home without a job.

I am really on a look out for another job...

Guys pls I need a job... I have a degree in banking and finance.. I can take up any administrative duties,.

The bolded is the Koko......

May God give you something better very soon.

Such bosses are just cheats and bullies.

siofra:
I don't want to see "SIMP" On this thread

Any man who loves his wife or gf will not have a problem doing this.

Not only "will" I do this, I actually do it. I do it ALL THE TIME I go out with my wife.

We've been married for many years, and I have never loved her less.

dettolgel:
That year for jss 1 na small girl for my class carry my guy charles knack for ground.

Yeah.

Such can only happen in Pry 5 to JS 2, when girls grow faster than boys.

Make de same geh try de guy for SS3 if no be belle go end de matter.

Na so one geh wey big pass all of us for JS, wen I see her for Uni, she no even reach my shoulder, come be like Minnie Mouse.