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Politics › Re: Atiku And Okowa Pull Out Of Presidential Town Hall Meeting by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:37pm On Nov 22, 2022
DennisEche:
smiley
KADARIA is APC .. Good one from Atiku.
No mumu interview from APC sympathizer. We remember 2019 how he was firing Atiku questions but playing with Buhari instead of questioning him.
If she's truly APC, then Baba Boolabaa should feel comfortable enough to show up.
Politics › Re: Fact Check On Peter Obi During Town Hall Session With Kadaria - TheCable by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:35pm On Nov 22, 2022
socialmediaman:
More information on https://twitter.com/thecableng/status/1594970475066687489


https://twitter.com/thecableng/status/1594977736132395008?t=xjN6GByS74VqyERHHy7smQ&s=19

Peter Obi sometimes makes mistakes or may be off by some numbers, but that doesn't make him a liar, it makes him a researcher who is constantly updating his knowledge about the challenges facing Nigeria in today's world. His opponents are doing nothing of such capacity
Let someone laidat show up for interview, so you can help us fact-check ''baalebleu" and "bulaabaa".
Politics › Re: Peter Obi: I Won’t Condemn ESN Over Violent Attacks In South-East by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:27am On Nov 22, 2022
Urheadmaster:
cheesy


Shettima has never condemned Boko haram bandits and terrorists in the northern states.

If you ever heard of such thing.

Feel free to share with us tongue.
It's not even about that.

We have a security system in the country. Have they found out anything about the people terrorising the East, other than to call them "UNKNOWN GUNMEN"??

So, why will anyone declare what our Police and DSS has not deduced?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What's That Statement You Hate The Most From Any Company Or Any Organization? by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:04pm On Nov 21, 2022
"The Police is your friend"

No greater lie has been told since the beginning and none greater will be told till the end of time!
Travel › Re: Nine Die As Vehicle Plunges Into Dam In Kano (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:45pm On Nov 21, 2022
gasparpisciotta:
Were they on excursion?

Unregistered vehicle conveying passengers?

How did they drive so close to the dam to the extent of plunging into it?

Could it have been a case of kidnapping gone wrong?

NPF don’t have what it takes to unravel this except by issuing statements.

RIP to the dead
All your points are valid.

I also want to add, 12 people in a VW GOLF?!?!?!

WTF!!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Eat To Live OR Live To Eat, Which Do You Belong To ? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:55am On Nov 20, 2022
Both.

Sometimes, when hunger waya pessin weller, e fit chop anything.

Other times, when you gat more than enough, just spoil yourself a little......
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba 'Helped' Elon Musk To Acquire Twitter by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:45am On Nov 20, 2022
AlausaNG:
Such a clown grin
See the dots on his head?

Yeah......blunt trauma from banging his head on the ground five times a day can scramble a man's brain.......

I no say make una no pray o, just use a rug and put your head gently like the real Arabs do.
Christianity Etc › Re: What's Your Favourite Version Of The Bible? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:43am On Nov 20, 2022
otuomasirichi:
Psalm 71

I will explain:
whenever you are in danger read Psalm 71. whenever you suspect kidnappers trying to kidnap you, read Psalm 71, you will pass them but they will not notice you.

whenever you are in the hospital and you don't have any money to pay your hospital bills, read Psalm 71, carry your bag on go, you will pass everybody on the way but they won't notice you.

etc.
Na waa for you o.
Christianity Etc › Re: What's Your Favourite Version Of The Bible? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:42am On Nov 20, 2022
minks:
Studying the word of God is always refreshing and spiritually nourishing but studying a version that is hard to understand can make you not to enjoy the experience of studying the Bible.

I love the King James Bible but recently I found that I'm starting to like newer versions like The New International Version (NIV) and the English Standard Version (ESV).

So, what version do you enjoy studying?
Share with us and maybe we could discover new versions of God's word that will aid our knowledge of God.
Try to get a Multiversion Bible app and switch versions when you read.....

I do that, and I love all versions as a result.
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Arrests Man For Killing His Mother-In-Law & Man Who Caught Him by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:59am On Nov 20, 2022
Macstephenson01:
One of the reasons I like some asian countries. . Cuz am sure this man won't even get trial at all. ..... Ogun k*ll him
If Naija was like China,

All Governors, senators serving or former, and all presidential aspirants would be dead.

In fact, all our "leaders" would be dead.
Politics › Re: Akin Alabi Distributes Laptops To Egbeda/Ona Ara Youths by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:57am On Nov 20, 2022
Aslzkd29:
:-
Your laptop don already start work, abi?
Politics › Re: Akin Alabi Distributes Laptops To Egbeda/Ona Ara Youths by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:56am On Nov 20, 2022
seguno2:
Is empowerment better than employment of teachers and other workers for free education of all childrenhuh
Being sarcastic, Bro......
Giving youths laptops is an invitation for them to find stuff to do with them, including scamming.
Politics › Re: Akin Alabi Distributes Laptops To Egbeda/Ona Ara Youths by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:36am On Nov 20, 2022
Na real empowerment!

grin

Bombing tins.....
Politics › Re: I Don't Read Social Media Anymore, They Abuse The Hell Out Of Me - Tinubu by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:18pm On Nov 19, 2022
Fr33born:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FISJ2tsxaIc

I don't read social media anymore, they abuse the hell out of me. If I read it, I get High Blood Pressure, I get angry.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2022/11/why-i-dont-pay-attention-on-social-media-tinubu/amp/
Baalebleu, Sir.
Booulabla!
Na greeting for "dat language".
Sports › Re: One-sided Moral Lesson: Infantino Slams "West" On Hypocrisy, Defends Qatar W/cup by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:54pm On Nov 19, 2022
Patson080:
This tournament will be far from spectacular because of the non-footballing tension.
My best world cup feeling still remains South Africa 2010

Argentina for the cup nevertheless.
My best world cups:

1. Mexico 86
2. USA 94
3. Italia 90.

All others no sweet reach.
Romance › Re: “No Man Approaches A Lady With Coloured Hair With Serious Intentions” – Doctor by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:17am On Nov 18, 2022
Antoeni:
"Ladies If your primary objective is to look sexy...
you will only attract guys whose primary objective is to have sex"
They can concoct all the excuses in the world, but it doesn't trump the simple truth.

Dress sexy, attract randy guys, like shit attracts flies.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Shettima Is The Best Running Mate I Could Find by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:29pm On Nov 17, 2022
Azeemokoya:
https://newsroundtheclock.com/tinubu-shettima-is-the-best-running-mate-i-could-find/
Very insulting.

Yet this man, after consistently insulting Christians' intelligence, doesn't want us to insult him back by voting against him en-masse?

Na lie.

Tinubu, you have chosen the best running mate you could find, we will choose the best presidential candidate we can find.

Sucks if it ain't you.
Politics › Re: Presidency Not A Retirement Home, Some People Can't Point Their Classmates - Obi by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:54pm On Nov 17, 2022
socialmediaman:
Peter Obi so you can punch like this? Hahahahaha
Na Reuben Abati cause am.

Mr. Obi's gloves are off, ladies and gentlemen!

He's now joined the Obidient horde.
Politics › Re: Wike Tells Peter Obi: Those Fighting You Are Envying You (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:50pm On Nov 17, 2022
Loooool!

Wike is on drugs, walahi!

grin grin grin
Travel › Re: My Visit To Chad (live Update). by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:58pm On Nov 15, 2022
Onlinefarmstore:
Random Pics from Chad
That Catholic Church!

Well, I don't go by road sha.....but I've basically lived in Chad for the last year.
Pets › Re: Help Me Rate These GSD by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:08pm On Nov 15, 2022
jeromestarks:
Cute animals.

As I looked at them , all I could remember is that a woman who has been fvcked by more than one man is no different from a dog.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, don't marry a dog: find a virgin hairy egg.
Easier to find the bolded.
Food › Re: How I Prepared Classic Italian Lasagna, One Of My Favorites Food by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:40pm On Nov 15, 2022
RepoMan007:
Spending X amount of energy to cook a meal that will give you 0.75X amount of energy is nutritional superfluity.
You have a nice, delicious meal, and you lose weight!

A win-win for me, better than going for Indomie and egg where there's little enjoyment and plenty calories
Culture › Re: Why Do Africans Spend Large Amounts Of Money Having European Weddings? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:54am On Nov 15, 2022
RestructureNig1:
Africans have their own wedding but spend a lot doing European weddings and wearing fake hair. Africans are shameless have low self esteem. Tụfịakwa
Nothing remotely European about the weddings.

Abi Europeans dey do owambe?

Den dey pay bride price?

Den dey buy Aso Ebi?

Europeans wey fit do wedding for one garden with no chairs, all man dey on standing with one glass of wine?
Politics › Re: Soludo's Son, Ozonna Disassociates Himself From Soludo's Letter To Peter Obi by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:51am On Nov 15, 2022
ezegold4we:
Soludo's credentials as a prof needs to be reviewed, guy is talking like a mad man, even his First son is ashamed of Him,

What a huge dissapointment,

Only fool's are in agreement with soludo.
He's a politician now.
Family › Re: The Most Painful Thing Your Spouse Said or Did To You That Still Hurts You? by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:57pm On Nov 14, 2022
edunaragold:
What was the most painful thing your spouse did to you, that hurts you, sometimes when a man is angry, they show their anger to their wife, most times some husbands walk away from home, and some women act childish, but a decent woman, will keep quite, and table the matter when it's bed time.

A woman's anger can destroy in sec, sometimes most women when they are angry, they spark, talk, shout, or lock his cloth, etc, sometimes when a woman is angry they say things without reason the repercussions.

For me when I'm angry with my wife, I walk away, when she is mad at me, I get her some shopping, even when am broke, to say it's ok am sorry.
You only said what you and your wife do when you're angry with each other, yet you want others to come here and talk about the most painful thing their spouses said or did?

Do you realise that such actions are so specific that the spouses can read them here and know it's about them?

Of course, you do!
That's why you didn't mention yours!

I'm waiting for the mumus that will come here and risk setting their marriages on fire or making a bad situation even worse.
Sports › Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:35pm On Nov 14, 2022
[quote author=beautyhd post=116834440]Association of leg breakers and shoulder shifters.

Antonio conte should be the coach and mourinho, assistant coach .

Red card specialists.

Our own Emmanuel Emenike should be here as well.[/quote]Red card FC
Sports › Re: If You Were A Coach & Met This Kind Of Squad, Would You Manage Them? (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:33pm On Nov 14, 2022
bfn1:
Suarez? Not fair.
Where did you leave Eric Cantona? And Antonio Cassano?

Pierluigi Collina must be the referee for every match.
With a due respect to Eric the Red, he did turn a new leaf.
Celebrities › Re: I Went From Flying All The Time To Sleeping On The Floor - Chinko Ekun Opens Up by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:29pm On Nov 14, 2022
Ireportlive:
cool
Morale of the story, never stop making hit
.
No.

That's not the moral of the story.

When last did Tuface make a hit? Or Timaya? Or even Jay Z for that matter?

The moral of the story is, be smart with your money when you do have it.

Investing, not balling, is the wise thing to do.
Politics › Re: Caption This Picture Of Kashim Shettima And Omos by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:34pm On Nov 13, 2022
phorget:
Omo for just help us press him neck I wan check something.
Abi make e give am better tombstone for day concrete floor.
Romance › Re: Can I Get Married To Her Now Or It’s Too Early? by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:30pm On Nov 13, 2022
humility101:
I met this lovely lady (30 yo) online 2 months ago. She is in Nigeria and I’m in the Uk. We have been actively chatting, phoning and having lots of facetime. She’s got all they qualities I need in a wife. She has also gone to see my peeps once and they said nice things about her.

I’m planning on wedding her this Christmas and she can join me immediately (UK can be very lonely without a partner) on a dependent visa.

But sometimes I pause and ask myself, I hope I’m not rushing this whole thing? I hope she is not pretending to be nice? I hope she truly loves me? I hope she is not seeing me as a means to japa? A lot of questions going through my mind. This is marriage and I don’t wanna make mistakes.

Advice me please.
Sorry in advance.
Politics › Re: PDP Loyalist In Rivers State Forced To Renounce Atiku At Gunpoint (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:36pm On Nov 10, 2022
dazzlingd:
What if this was staged to paint wike black
With a known Atiku supporter, whose house address Wike probably knows?

If it's so, he has died. He just hasn't stopped breathing yet.

The kind of deadly politics being played now won't allow him do something so foolish.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Supporters At Peter Obi/Labor Party Rally In Benue by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:00am On Nov 10, 2022
Scribx:
You people should downplay this crowd of a thing. If PO comes to my state today, I'm not going anywhere to see him, same with thousands of his supporters I know. Don't let APC/PDP make you buy into that narrative. Some people want to pay the price once by going out to vote for him on election day. Nothing excites many again in this country, especially since he's not paying kobo unlike his counterparts. The suffering is reseting more brains than his campaigns.
Correct!

You just said what they don't know.

I won't go to a Peter Obi campaign, yet I'm gonna vote for him.

Most people I know aren't gonna attend campaigns because we got jobs and businesses to attend to, but we're all gonna vote for Obi on election day!

However, these people are playing the same, old game.

Mobilise crowds then use it to justify falsified numbers during the polls.

It ain't gonna work this time sha.

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