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successmatters:
Better, Nigeria needs a very stingy, smart miser as president.

Peter Obi has all it takes.

If a corrupt person calls a man "Stingy", it means "integrity".

GraciousGod190:
I don't know if it's the right section for this, I happened to visit a friend of mine and he wasn't home, so I stood by the gate contemplating if I should go and come back later or wait a little longer. Suddenly people started running to and fro, inside their houses. One guy even left his smart phone in the chair he was sitting opposite a provision shop. Ah, all this while I just stood there wondering what's happening, before some set of vans of police drove pass the narrow street. they didn't even stop they were going somewhere else.

This isn't the first time I'm experiencing this mostly when i visit the rural areas... Advanced men runs.... young teens runs...adults run....so I always wondered why do they always run?

Why not stand still like the way I did?

Go and thank God first!

I was once held for an offence committed by a coworker. The complainant even said he doesn't know me, yet the police said I should write statement. I wrote the truth (I don't know the guy and he said he doesn't know me), they tore it and said I should rewrite it.

While we were there, a guy who earlier came to report disturbance (some guys were fighting) was arrested, handcuffed and brought to the station.

He was crying and screaming that he was the one that came to report, why are they handcuffing him?

Eventually, I was released after paying ₦10,000 "bail" which the DPO put inside his pocket and left.

See, just avoid police.

Mp3shot:
According to information, the dead bodies of Fatima and her four children were found lying on the ground at a junction in Anambra state.

Their bodies were discovered over the weekend. Muslims and Hausa-Fulanis are demanding justice for pregnant Fatima and her children.

Adamu Garba confirms that Fatima is from Adamawa state... Taking to his Facebook page, Adamu Garba condemned the killing of Fatima.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02HdiFsVk6N1YsJEHwSn2FY8XY7r9KJ6VVZcq7D7jSbf7miL6VBNSuuERvyNsukMs3l&id=100050204961763

Senator Shehu Sani reacts:



https://mobile.twitter.com/ShehuSani/status/1529077673468780545



https://mobile.twitter.com/AM_Saleeem/status/1529063401753821184

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7142043/ipob-kills-woman-4-kids

Nigeria is officially divided.

When the Christian girl was burn d in Sokoto, they were struck dumb.

Suddenly, they found their voices.

6pack:
you got the info you need . We don't do that archaic shit called marriage or paying for her head like u archiac people do

Incomplete info.

6pack:
we live together, we Bleep , I suck pussy she sucks dick , I cum inside, I cum in her mouth, I spank her , we live happily. No generic shit like marriage.

Any kids yet?

Let m guess.

No generic shit like kids?

Tingotoe:
If I were to be a yahoo boy, I won't buy into their extravagant culture rather I would keep it on the low and invest my ill gotten wealth in some productive business. I hate yahoo boys with a passion and I've reported a few of them to the EFCC in the past. Bastards that they are

Wonderment!

6pack:
Nothing wrong with that. Me and my fiancee have been like this for 8 years now. We might just marry this year for formality sake. It means nothing

Like how, mbok?

Asking for my neighbour whose data got finished.

ExAngel007:
The excited bride-to-be shared their pre-wedding photos on Facebook and narrated their love story.

A Nigerian lady identified as Juliet Urch has is set to walk down the aisle with her lover, Samuel Uchenna.

Reports gathered that the couple have been dating for 13 years ever since they met themselves at a bank in 2009.

The excited bride-to-be shared their pre-wedding photos on Facebook and narrated her love story.

Their wedding is slated to hold on Saturday, May 28th in Umuahia, Abia state.


She Wrote:



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See the 2 old cargoes.....

Wasted time is now an achievement!

Chai!

Wen den pikin for don dey secondary school by now.....

hotwax:
Based on what I saw last week, I concluded that marriage is over hyped. It does not worth the stress for men.

Men should just get baby Mamas. Get someone to impregnate so they can have their own kids.

Or do not legalize any relationship with a woman. You both can stay together but never legalize it.

It was found out that a school bus driver of a school opposite my house has been sleeping with 4 parents. These are married women who are in their husband houses.

He was exposed by his girlfriend who came to attack one parent with screaming match. She even exposed the woman that the pregnancy the woman is carrying belong to his boyfriend and not her husband.

The woman quickly drove away from that embarrassment. The lady revealed alot. She said they have been engaged for years but he refused to marry her. He will beat her up whenever he sees her with another guy.

She has warned him so many times against sleeping with parents of school where he collect salary. It will hurt his employer, he didn't listen.

I have been very weak since I heard the news. Marriage is wahala jare. I could not just get it out of my head. Although I have one oga who has slept with nearly all married women in my office. But this one is the height of it all.

A school bus driver and parents...chaii

Men don't take care of their shii.....

Exercise, get jacked, build up your testosterone and fuhckk the jeepers out of your wives.

They won't look at a driver if not because of your soft, round bellies and moobs.

Even your sidechicks are just managing your limp asses because of your money.

PrinceOfLagos:
Super delegates , loyalty and past help like Ahmed lawal and jibrin that betrayed Tinubu when he needed them the most abi?

Una go just dey deceive yourselves with rubbish calculations

There are many more delegates that are loyal than the betrayers, Bruh.

The entire SW delegates and super delegates nko?

oyichi:
They keep postponing the date, it seems there is something they are afraid of, the ruling party without confidence

How will they have confidence with their über-horrible performance?

9jahotblog:
Tinubu is a goner

Not really.

Super delegates will vote more on loyalty and past help, true, and that would have favoured Tinubu (he helped put more people in their positions than all the other guys combined), but now, it's about money in addition to some loyalty, and I'm not sure anyone can out-spend Tinubu in the party.

However, the only way I'll vote for Tinubu is if PDP doesn't field Peter Obi.

Gottiii:
I still can’t believe my elder brother is planning to send me a Es330 (2006) from the United States.

I have told him several times i can’t drive such car, I am already imagining the look of people when they see me. I mean people wey dey my area. People for area know say I be big boy.

I don tell am several times say I no need car wey dey less than yr 2017. The money dey but very stingy. I sure say na the wife dey give am wrong advice.

The car clean sha, full option but below my level. I go just sell am.

Abeg, make una advice me.

How many cars has a BIG BOY like you bought?

FERNANDEZISBACK:
That was some Lucky dude..have you ever thought of having a private gun with ya?at least you are gonna feel safe and all..

Someone who is driving while under fire will return fire at the same time?

Real life no be Rambo o.

omenka:
Anambra has been turned into a war zone. No less than eight Northerners were slaughtered in his state yesterday, but the best the screeching oaf could do is grin before cameras and take photos.

Not even a simple message of commiserations.

A stone has a better chance of becoming the flag bearer of PDP than this mutt called Peter Obi.

You get yaseff so?

What of governors where SCORES of people get snuffed almost on a weekly basis?

Wasn't EL-ROOFIE hosting Ojúyọbọ́ a few days ago, even though his state is currently a gateway to hell?

BTW, the crisis is for those in office to manage.

What do you want Obi to do, especially when those concerned with security are running around like headless chickens, politicking and trying to twist the Electoral Act?

SARSCoV2:
Keep supporting. Reality will hit you soon.

The reality has always been with us in Nigeria.

The reality is that most people in this country are quite daft, and they keep electing the wrong leaders.

That's why we are where we currently are, as a country.

Now, people want Tinubu and APC, after all they've done to us, after #ENDSARS, after the hoarded palliative saga, after everything.

danijesus:
you are Yoruba how come u support obi?

Because He has sense!

I'm Yorùbá too, and I support Obi.

Painintheass221:
Vagina People self. Committing blasphemy anyhow.

You need to see a shrink, ASAP.

Peter Obi it is!

Preeclampsia / Eclampsia are terrible things.

Pregnant women should buy blood pressure monitors and check their BP like twice a day.

It nearly took away my wife and firstborn, years ago. I was on a trip, and she just happened to measure her BP and it was through the roof.

She called the doctor, was admitted immediately and went for C-section.

Thank God they both survived.

I'm speaking from experience o.

No be gas again?

DomoSabs:
Baba, take Ibadan 100k Job or Lagos and give me link to anyone wey you no choose, thanks.

Na de same work una dey do?

Sified:
Lagos that I'm sad I'm not residing there due to all the job openings I've been seeing

Go and take a job there and see naa.

I said a solid "NO!!" to a job offer when they said I would be working in their office in VI.

To commute there from mainland and take lunch at break time, ₦90k is gone in a month (₦3000/day, and that is a very optimistic estimate).

Then calculate rent on the mainland, before you remember that you will eat when you get home and in weekends. That's just basic food and shelter o..

VI job is no joke.

joe54:
This is madness.
To what end.
LovePeddler is a LovePeddler.
Discharge her and move on

He left it to her to discharge herself.

Meanwhile, he wants to keep on being reminded of what she did.

Unfortunately, that may not be who she is anymore, but......

Anyways, it's up to her.

Superwave16320:
Please where do you igbos receive the immunization of foolishness that loaded Tinubu into your flat damaged n demented skull.

Bro,

I know you are pained, but the truth is the truth.

The true betrayers are the Kano politicians.

BTW, I am Yoruba, before you run your tribal mouth again.

Puskas:
Lagos money don suffer. Tinubu is a maga

They scammed the baba big time!

A little body fat worked wonders in his life!



Mai Ruwa is now a fine boy......ish.

etokhana:
https://prnigeria.com/2022/05/15/prophet-muhammad-insulted/

He killed lots of people!

Does Gumi think we're idiots?

How many wars did Mohammed fight?

Could he have fought wars and not killed people or ordered people killed?

Tracka:
You took your life because of Dick?

Is there a feminine word for "simp"?

Because if it was a guy, that word would be flying around right about now.

We guys are too critical of our own gender, honestly.

EmptyGarden:
Chai! See my pikin! This is lovely. America for like convert this one.

Shouldn't be hard.

MrMcJay:
Did Adeleke meet the legal requirements to be declared winner?

Adeleke didn't have to meet anything again.

The people had voted. He had the lead at the end of vote count, before the abracadabra happened.

Results declared inconclusive, rerun elections fraught with violence and denounced on tv by international observers.

SmartPolician:
Upon seeing this massive support, the current governor will be terribly worried.

Let's not forget that he narrowly defeated Senator Adeleke in 2019.

Let the best candidate win - the wishes of the voters should be respected.

Adeleke won that election!

INEC INCOLCLUSIVE-D the result, and the rest is history!