₦airaland Forum

Racoon:
ANAP polls are not fabricated "Sometimes, people dont want to hear the truth because they dont want their illusions destroyed."-Friedrich Nietzsche. Mr.Accept reality.

I don't even know what urchins want!

Haba!

Is it when Naija is run aground that they will be happy?

Jennyclay:
Staged

God bless you!

The Bride na orphan?

She no get family?

She no get friends?

Thank God all my brothers-in-law are gentlemen.

My brothers and I would have walked all over any idiot that tried this with my sister or cousin.

From that altar Na straight to hospital.

StagethemTVee:
The Presidential candidate of the APC Bola Ahmed Tinubu together with his Vice Ibrahim Shettima attended a meeting with people living with disabilities.

Bola Tinubu who is largely touted for his generosity is seen having a conversation, then giving a wad of new naira notes to one of the disabled men who attended the meeting.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLJBcSJOrls

He has BULLION VANS of the stuff parked on BOURDILLION already!

adedave20:
but guy who na say, football na euro e dey,but pele did not carry any cup in Europe

And so?

blueAgent:
Shut up, with your useless fact lies

It's like you're high.

Where are the lies?

nostradamoss:
Some stupid Nigerians and Foolish blacks will be keep prasing the same white that bought them as slaves

Oliseh thank you for saying the truth

Yes o!

If they could wipe out Pelé's legacy from history, they would, because:

The G.O.A.T in soccer is black.

The G.O.A.T in Basketball is black.

The G.O.A.T in athletics is black.

The G.O.A.T in women's tennis is black.

The G.O.A.T in golf (one of the "whitest" sports) is BLACK!!

They can't stand it, so they start handing useless Ballons D'Or to White guys and stoopid Africans start salivating.

Niwdog:
Absolutely balderdash

Guy, Goan sleep.

No one measures up to Pelé.

3 World Cups no be moioin.

hisexcellency34:
https://independent.ng/reuben-abati-a-failure-attacking-tinubu-to-get-appointment-in-2023-afegbua/

Afegbua is a slimy, scrawny weasel, defending Tinubu for appointment.

AcuraZDX:
The corrupt establishment couldn't get to Obi & Datti, they are now going after Doyin Okupe from all angles.
Obidients ain't distracted

“Behold, they shall surely gather together, but not by me: whosoever shall gather together against thee shall fall for thy sake.
~Isaiah 54:15

Obi made a BIIIIIG MISTAKE allowing the "Fat Basterd" into his campaign team.

He's a PDP dropout, a hedonistic, opportunistic pig of a man.

LP should just sack him already!

If LP doesn't sack Okupe, I will rather vote for Atiku.

Estello:
…says he is most qualified candidate to be President

…promises to make fiscal, monetary policies work for workers


https://theeagleonline.com.ng/tinubu-to-organised-labour-im-one-of-you-in-fight-for-good-governance/

"National Leader" of an APC that is the champion of bad governance!

You can't give what you don't have, Sir.

FreshFarmAgro:
Well done, Mr. Money with the vibes...Every other day na organize. Na different juju dey town now. Thesedays, some people juju na to dey kill other people.

Wizkid gather crowd, people no die. Burna gather crowd, people no die. Kiss Daniels, Davido gather crowd people no die

Some wannabe junkie managed to pull ten people together, five dies. Smh mysteriously

Since you are now wise, what about all Davido's associates and his own son that died in the last couple of years, eh?

Can you answer that, wise guy?

Ibramini:
Messi is the only hope Argentina had. If not, France would have won the world cup

Put:

Benzema
Kante
Pogba

On that pitch, and see if Messi could have saved his team.

Still, Argentina won, and I congratulate Messi and the rest of the Albieceleste.

CR7 should quietly retire and befriend Messi. I really hope to see these guys become good family friends.

Now, Messi only needs 2 more World Cups to eat at Pelé's table.....

Edson Arantes dos Nascimento remains the G.O.A.T!

opamoses1:
Mikel Obi & Taiye Taiwo played in 2005 FIFA World Youth Championship alongside Messi. Today Messi at 34 won World Cup for Argentina.

Awa 2 Brodas don retire!



Chai!

Naija footballerz!

Den don start.

Very soon we will see "5 lessons to learn from Messi winning world cup".



Bloggers need salvation, aswear!

seunny4lif:
He is the greatest oooh
How can someone win 3 out 5 world cups, he participated.
That’s madness
His injuries in the QF denied Brazil of that year World Cup.

Penaldo and Pessi fans can't understand.

It's not by that stoopid popularity show called Ballon D'Or. It's by sweat, blood, tears and skin shed on the pitch.

Neither of those Nancy boys could have survived the 70s and 80s.

seunny4lif:
I think so
He is going to need 1 more World Cup if he win this to level with Pele to records of winning 3 World Cups

Edson Arantes dos Nascimento a.k.a Pelé remains the real G.O.A.T

Curious345:
Good ..

I still cannot warp my head around the ideology of those behind jagaban support base

Could it for the Benjamins ?

It's a measure of idiocy, Sir.

That's the only explanation I can muster.

LeoDeKing:
Pandora Obituary has to condemn it to caution his boys against such costly mistakes in future. Labour Party is a registered arm of ipob, so killing a member of Labour Party is same as killing ipob member.

Pandora Obituary crook is the patron of ipob, so he needs to remind them the appropriate approach to issues like this.

A man is dead and you are writing this nonsense?

Lemme ask you:

Are you drunk?

Because you can't be insane.

Insane people are in mental institutions and you are running loose, so, you must be on some drug.

pargelenis:
These Czechoslovakians are lethal!

Yugoslavia, you mean.

dustmalik:
She tried to get out of the car at the last minute but it was too late

The dead lady is the only human being I can think of who can be so slow getting out of a car about to be rammed by a speeding train.

What?

Was she trying to pack her purse and phone, sorry, PHONES??

The complete lack of urgency makes me wonder if she didn't commit suicide.

However, I can't blame the train operator. Rails and train wheels are made of steel, and the train cannot stop or swerve on a dime.

Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
12 year old dey him face sha....the second picture indicates that he might be 12

And for all those arguing about the goatee

I get eight year old nephew for house...hair full he armpit and dickkk and funny enough he is so coordinated
The only time you will now realize he is really a kid is the constant nickelodeon he is always watching

My son is 12....no facial hair tho....but he's taller than enough adults now....almost as tall as me already.

Pierocash:
Na to throw the shoe inside fire with the snake sure pass

Na to find better big stone use am compress de snake with de shoe.

After de snake die troway, I shine my shoe wear am.

makavalley:
I support your judgement though but they will still struggle before they die sha, the rope suffocating life out of them gradually

That kind of hanging is not done anymore.

There are 2 ways hanging is done. The faster way is to put the noose around the condemned's neck and drop the floor from beneath their feet. Neck usually breaks and it's over in seconds.

The other one is more brutal. The condemned is on the ground with the noose around the neck, then the rope is pulled, lifting the person off the ground by the neck. Omo! I don't wanna imagine how that must feel!

Creamypie:
Do they still execute criminals in Nigeria? One of my guys in d force here at state command, Asaba, Hates thieves pass devil. He secretly kills them after arrest, and without trial, especially when calls from don dey come for their release. I remember when one phone was traced to 2 criminals. He just kill them after they explained how they stole the phone, unlocked it at ugbe onogo market.

Which kind of crazy talk is this?

That your "guy in the force" is nothing but a serial killer!

LOVEGINO:
We nor gree die. Dem don tire

Una sef!

Zonefree:
Out of all women accessories, the only one I cherish most is waistbead. I can sell all my family lands for a girl on waistbead. Girls without waistbead should be seen and addressed as terrorist, in my opinion!
Eyelashes
Mary Kay
Ankle chain
Wig
Weavon
Nose rings
Lipstick
Ear rings
Carved eyebrows
Painted nails

All these don't entice me in a woman.. but, you see waistbead the dangling sound during coitus is glorious
May nature be kind to all waist on bead. Iseee!

How much be waist bead, how much be una family land?

Why I dey ask Na because say de value must be de same before dat ya talk go make sense, because de value of de girl wey wear de beads na zero.

Oberhiri141:
Ever since i packed into my new house, my landlady and her daughter have been disturbing my life one way or the other.

One day, I gave my landlady 10kg of mama gold rice which was given to me at my place of work and then the following morning she called me and asked me to lend her 10k.

I think she has taken my kindness for weakness and as for her daughter, her own inordinate request for money is unbearable. If it's not meatpie today then it's recharge card or even hair cream.

Please, Elders in the house, how can I cope with this burden?

Guy, you neva serious.

Shay you neva pay de rent ni?

Aufbauh:
We all know that Obi the desperate stingy man is using the church as substitute ground for his campaign venues.

His strategy has failed cos those that have traded such route in the past had equally failed.

Jona also knelt before Daddy G.O and Tinubu hired fake bishops.

So, what's your point?

Paragon311:
Mad people everywhere

Just imagine the trauma those kids will live with

Those kids are scarred for life!

And him, a judge!

Imagine how many people he could have ruined with insane judgements.....

Anyway, hope they have appeal courts like in Nigeria and other countries.

Starz825:
Its their bus stop as you can now see for yourself

For this WC, no doubt. Still, their record of WC wins, Finals and Semifinals appearances cannot be broken yet.