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Education › Re: Curvy New Jersey Teacher Under Fire As Parents Call For Her Sack (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:00am On Aug 26, 2022
Baronthecelebri:
Nice one from the parents
If na Naija ehn, na Principal go kpokpo her finish!

Na she go run las-las.
Education › Re: Curvy New Jersey Teacher Under Fire As Parents Call For Her Sack (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:58am On Aug 26, 2022
Jennifer663:
Betterment of our children.
Betterment abi "finishment"?
Politics › Re: Keyamo: Tinubu’s Track Record Stands Him Above Atiku, Obi by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:37am On Aug 26, 2022
Staphylococcus:
If you want to be at peace with your conscience, you can also sell and donate proceeds to charity.


It’s not worth it!
grin

Oga,

Na my vote naa.

Make I use am as I like.
Politics › Re: Keyamo: Tinubu’s Track Record Stands Him Above Atiku, Obi by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:53am On Aug 26, 2022
Akmahoghany:
Dey yonder dey make mouth.....
I hope I can remember to tag you when I'm done casting my vote.
Politics › Re: Keyamo: Tinubu’s Track Record Stands Him Above Atiku, Obi by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:51am On Aug 26, 2022
Staphylococcus:
Home or abroad, the status quo remains same! It’s still a waste of vote!

Use your flight ticket budget to go on vacation to the Bahama’s

It’s absurd and terrifying, knowing you plan flying into the country to vote for Peter Obi who is 100% guaranteed to lose.

Please save yourself the stress and enjoy life! Some efforts are guaranteed to not yield proceeds.
We are THE VOTE WASTERS!
Politics › Re: Keyamo: Tinubu’s Track Record Stands Him Above Atiku, Obi by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:35am On Aug 26, 2022
Staphylococcus:
Better sell your votes and use proceeds to eat catfish pepper soup with orange juice!

A vote for Obi is a waste of vote!

You just cannot stare at the reality facing you.
If I was in Nigeria right now, I would host you at a nice catfish place, make you chop pack go house sef.

Las-las, you no fit chop pass ₦30k.

Mind you, I'll be home to vote, by God's grace.

I have my PVC, and I'm not afraid to use it.
Politics › Re: Keyamo: Tinubu’s Track Record Stands Him Above Atiku, Obi by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:28am On Aug 26, 2022
Sebi na Keyamo tok am....

He's doing his job.

Nothing wrong with that.

I'm voting for Obi, though, and that's all there is to it.
Webmasters › Re: Fisayo Fosudo Interviews Arun Maini (MrWhoseTheBoss), UK's Biggest Tech Youtuber by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:23am On Aug 26, 2022
This is great.
Travel › Re: Mack Rutherford: 17-Year-Old Pilot Becomes Youngest To Fly Around The World Solo by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:29pm On Aug 25, 2022
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Nice...you see am the boy sister even assist

"I gave him advice on the route, on the flight, so that I could be useful to him."

But our Nigeria girls nor dey assist us for anything other than to bill us dry

Even as we dey that air dey fly them go still call us dey demand
Na him elder sister naa.....

Your elder sister dey bill you?
Health › Re: Woman Shows Impressive Transformation 5 Months After Suffering Burns by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:24pm On Aug 25, 2022
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Thank God the incident wasn't from an autoclave
shocked

Superheated steam?

Haba!
Career › Re: Nigerians Qualify As UK Launches Scale-up Visa For Skilled Workers - Engineers , by Jeezuzpick(m):
Japatiasis
Business › Re: Brain Drain Hits Nigerian Banks As Tech Experts, Others Resign In Droves by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:50am On Aug 23, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Is it really brain drain? undecided
It is more of a sweeping purge of fraudulent IT staffers after persistent complaints of Nigerians and NDIC frustration that banks are too scared to report these fraudulent staff to regulators.

Most of them committed the fraud and japa but they are deceiving themselves; they will still be caught eventually. Karma does not rest wink

The brighter side is that our bank I.T related frauds may now go down. Just few days ago, I read an official notice that Access Bank just brought in an I.T guru as their Executive Director for that segment to keep most of these fraudulent ex-staff away from deposits of innocent Nigerians.

Nigerian Banks are now very conservative in that area and extra careful before hiring IT guys. They may soon be outsourcing it like cash in transit service that comes with insurance or go for foreigners head hunted by reputable global HR coys.

If you are a Nigerian who is upright, smart and patriotic, well known in the industry as smart, honest and faithfully competent, right now, even if they fire you one day, they will come back and beg you to come back; your kind are scarce now and in high demand!



Below is a report by BusinessDay:

According to the NIBSS, fraud-related transactions reportedly cost Nigerian banks on average N14 billion in losses annually. These figures, some within the banking sector, believe are understated.

The Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation (NDIC) in 2018 sought to investigate some banks for the inadequate rendition of returns to the Corporation on instances of fraud, forgeries, and cases involving members of their staff who were either dismissed or had their appointments terminated on grounds of fraudulent activities. The NDIC made the decision in the light of the report from its Off-Site Supervision of the banks, which revealed the number of fraud cases attributed to internal abuse by staff of banks increased from 231 in 2016, to 320 in 2017, or 38.53 percent above the figure reported for the previous year.

Today, e-banking frauds have developed into a mega industry where cyber criminals deploy sophisticated tools to steal information and scam account holders. The list of bank frauds perpetrated online is endless.

https://businessday.ng/exclusives/article/inside-story-of-electronic-bank-fraud-in-nigeria/
You are doing well.

The first person an accomplished liar needs to convince is himself.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Oil And The Disappearing Money ( Aljazeera Report ) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:00pm On Aug 22, 2022
MasterKernel:
The nation doesn't have the features of a nation that will last for than 40 years from now.

The leaders are looting and dumping outside.
Nationals are running out of the nation.
70% Are living below poverty level.
No Power
High Poverty rate
Insurgency
High mortality
High Unemployment rate
High Crime Rate.

Please state one thing wey Nigeria dey do well?
Stupidly electing the wrong leaders like, always!

Look how people.are still supporting Tinubu of all people!
Politics › Re: NBA Conference: Lawyer Hails Peter Obi, Atiku. Says They Came Prepared (Pix) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:11pm On Aug 22, 2022
APC supporters.....

In fact, I don't know what to say about them.
Politics › Re: Sowore Condemns Attack On Tinubu-Shettima Bishop At Dei Dei Market In Abuja by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:00am On Aug 22, 2022
JASONjnr:
How did Sowore get to the conclusion that the acts was taken by PO supporters....


It's stupid of him to presumably assume that Nigerians trying to act over the years of complete deception and lies from the political class is now term a gruesome act...


These idiots steal funds and send their kids abroad and even buy them foreign citizenships and remain in Nigeria just to keep stealing and sending the money to them.

We're tired and want a working Nigeria and will not tolerate any idiots that wants to sabotage out efforts...
It's very easy for him to conclude that PO supporters did this, simply because most average supporters are outraged by APC's horrible rule and are naturally Obi supporters.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bull Baal Worship: Should Christians Withdraw From Future Commonwealth Games? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:55am On Aug 21, 2022
ikorodureporta:
Watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSSWWjlmfas

Commonwealth Games Bull Baal Worship

At the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games 2022, a large mechanical bull was worshipped as part of the "entertainment."

While not everyone will agree about the many veiled Biblical symbolisms used during the program, you cannot help but see the comparison of the bull to modern day Baal worship.
The games are just track and field events.

Christians are in the world already, though we are not of this world.

Let's not be like those extremists that committed mass suicide led by weyreys like Jim Jones and the Applewhites.

Some people might give their lives to Christ right there because they met Christians, so, as for me, Christians should go, run, sprint and do all they're trained to do, and represent Christ in the world.

We are called the light of the world for a reason.

PS: Remember that demon worship is not new. All Grammys for the past few years are full of it.

If we want to dig deep into demonic symbolism, hmmmmm......even the Church has it o, so let's not just go there.

Just note it as a sign of the end times and keep serving your Lord.
Politics › Re: Electricity Production By Governments From 1999 To 2020 - StatiSense by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:23am On Aug 21, 2022
Zydote:
https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1561013382005882880?t=Lm525TVPmQ0XBkfxSKdilw&s=19[/quote]How much is tariff under the various governments?

Can someone do a value for money check?
Sports › Re: UFC 278: Leon Edwards Defeats Usman Kamaru by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:21am On Aug 21, 2022
Angelfrost:
Two Nigerians lost in one night!

Yeah... We can call it coincidence or the bad wind of Naija touching all and sundry!

When will Nigeria start winning... Like really WINNING! cry
We have really short memory span in this country.

Is it not this same August that Naija had world record and a massive gold medal haul?
Politics › Re: Tinubu-Shettima Bishop Almost Lynched At Dei Dei Market Abuja (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:39pm On Aug 20, 2022
obiekunie01:
na lie you dey talk bro!

this guy was caught after paying for building materials with fake alert.
I heard shouts of "fake bishop" in the video sha.....unless you were there, you're the liar.

The only way you could be saying the truth is if the fake bishop as acclaimed in the video is also a fraudster to boot.

Well, the fake bishop scam is also fraud, so.....
Politics › Re: Tinubu-Shettima Bishop Almost Lynched At Dei Dei Market Abuja (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:39pm On Aug 20, 2022
Wonderful!
grin
Sports › Re: Roberto Gabriel Trigo: Footballer Who Brought Down A Plane With A Football Shot by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:22pm On Aug 20, 2022
harmargedon:
Airplane are more fragile than humans. A little bird can bring down an airplane.
True.

Bird strikes are really dangerous to planes.

To say even less of a soccer ball that weighs much more that your average bird.

The plane's speed also increases the impact.
Sports › Re: Roberto Gabriel Trigo: Footballer Who Brought Down A Plane With A Football Shot by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:19pm On Aug 20, 2022
BlackPantherxXx:
Oliseh dey learn from Rashidi Yekini.

Oliseh scored that lonnng straight ruler shot against Spain but Yekini was a beast!

Yekini almost uprooted the goalpost when his bullet shot crashed against the crossbar against Egypt in Tunisia '94.

A silly class mate said the goalkeeper was shouting " Allaaaaahu Akbar Allahuuuuuu" when that shot hit. grin

The weyrey didn't tell us how he heard on-field conversation. He was notorious for telling tall tales.
I remember that shot!

The poor Egyptian goalie was really scared. It showed on his face.

If it had been a level shot and hit the keeper, Yekini might have gone away for manslaughter.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Receives Chadian President In Aso Rock (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:08pm On Aug 19, 2022
Ibkhaleel:
currently about 8 heads of states in Africa are fulanis...A Fulani lady occupies the second position in the United Nations....

What has your tribe in isolation contributed to humanity?
Can you please name 3 of the 8?

I'll forgive you the other 5.

Chadian leader is not Fulani o, so don't even start from him.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Receives Chadian President In Aso Rock (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:06pm On Aug 19, 2022
modsfucker:
But this man no be Chadian President na. Abi the little General don step down?
One and the same person.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Receives Chadian President In Aso Rock (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:04pm On Aug 19, 2022
[quote author=Racoon post=115859400][/quote]You can go anywhere in Chad without fear.

No kidnappers, no bandits, and definitely NO BOKO HARAM.

I think Mahamat Itno and his battle hardened warriors have it covered.

Booboo should try to cover his own ass.
Sports › Re: "He Won 4 Ballon D’ors At Your Age "– Rooney Slams Mbappe For Pushing Messi by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:42am On Aug 19, 2022
PaulDasilva:
Sheik Mbappe!

PSG screwed up big time by not offloading his ass to Real Madrid. They inflated his ego big time with that contract and the call from the president.

He's just a race horse, pace and more pace. He can't hold a candle to a fit Ousmane Dembele, not to talk of Neymar (when he's really in the mood to play!)

He's very luck Messi doesn't have Ibrahimovic's type of temperament, else, he'd have his ass kicked straight to the Eiffel Tower!
Bro!

grin

Your blood too dey boil!

Messi can't take Mbappe physically, naa!

He'll get his ass handed to him.

Besides, his dignity is intact as he has so far said zilch and instead has other greats like Rooney speaking for him.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Meets APC Governors After His Trip To Abeokuta by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:40am On Aug 18, 2022
Bukayosakes:
Where do these politicians get the strength from. He was in Abeokuta, addressed an impromptu rally yet had a meeting well into the night.

I hope I have this amount of energy when I am his age.
Don't pray bad prayer for yourself.

What did he use energy to do?

Walk into a plane, sit down, get off, get into a car, get off, stand and talk, eat. Sit and talk.

Is that work?

Don't pray for Parkinson's disease because of daily stipend o.
Politics › Re: Northern Youths Burn Brooms, Banish APC From Region (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:33am On Aug 18, 2022
Richardonald:
gringrin

They never thought it will be like this
Then they must be high on Novocaine.

With their rubbish performance (no performance is even better than this!) how can they expect people to love them?
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Defeat Tinubu, Not ₦50 Billion – Peter Obi’s Camp Replies Fayose by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:15pm On Aug 17, 2022
baretalk:
90% of Obi supporters are tribal bigots, they lack objectivity.
You're welcome, too.

grin

Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Defeat Tinubu, Not ₦50 Billion – Peter Obi’s Camp Replies Fayose by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:11pm On Aug 17, 2022
CommonSense1967:
This mumu pathological liar Peter Obi- tuary is a joker. Which Nigerians is this fool talking about, the same ones that will vote in Bola Hamed Tinubu as the next president of the federal Republic of Nigeria?

Obi tuary and Obi diots will be lucky to win a single state because even those in the SE will eventually vote for Atiku their Fulani lord.
Here for a purpose.

Hired hand.

Politics › Re: Dapo Abiodun, Gbenga Daniel, Adeyemi Adelani Welcome Tinubu To Ogun State(video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:08pm On Aug 17, 2022
oluwaseunamos33:
Emilokan 1
Alagbado of Agbado

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