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Politics › Re: I Finally Carried Out My Social Experiment - Lagos PPRO, Ben Hundeyin by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:46am On Sep 23, 2022
JASONjnr:
Which kind useless social experiment is this?


The police extortion have been existing ever since the police force was handed to the Nigerian by the British colonial government and Ben will not tell me that he's never been aware of it until he carried this stupid social experiment to come to this lame conclusion.
The guy is stupid.

He's driving a fine car, looking like someone with money.

No cop will try shit when they know it may blow up in their face.

He should enter a danfo and see the real faces of his coppers.
Crime › Re: Prof Zainab Duke Arrested For Ordering The Beating Of Her Female Police Orderly by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:57am On Sep 22, 2022
Authoreety:
Popo

Wetin the police woman do?
Leave dat tory first.

How much beating de geh collect sef, wey she dey on drip?

E reach wetin her animal colleagues dey do pipu?

Meanwhile na her fellow womens give her small brushment sef.....
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello: I Will Mobilise All Nigerian Youths To Work For Tinubu’s Victory by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:38am On Sep 20, 2022
Says someone so unpopular that he never won a single election in his life!

This megalomaniac has already forgotten how he lost the primaries.

Does this clown think anyone but his family and buttboys even pretend to like him?
Politics › Re: APC Is The Party To Beat In 2023, Says Buratai by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:35am On Sep 20, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
VANGUARD

nlfpmod
A military politician scum.
TV/Movies › Re: ₦36M: 98inches QLED Samsung TV Spotted In A Store In Abuja (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:55pm On Sep 19, 2022
madridguy:
36 Million for a just a TV ? Will i be able to watch my past, present and future grin Abi just to watch NTA .
When I can get an Ultra Short Throw Projector and 120 inch screen for less than ₦1m
Family › Re: Woman Dies In An Accident While Chasing Cheating Husband In Calabar by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:29pm On Sep 18, 2022
Corridon:
Now the husband will marry the side chick to replace his dead wife.
You think?

Then the girl is a fool!

If she can't imagine herself in the same position of the wife in a few years, she's a real fool.
Family › Re: When Marriage Becomes Toxic. by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:26pm On Sep 18, 2022
nony43:
That’s why I love Oyibo, they understand themselves a lot of them don’t want to marry they have partners , they knack, have kids and still stay with each other. They want everything that marriages brings but they don’t want it to be legally binding. My friend has a partner and they have stayed together for 36 years. I told him to put a ring on it , he said he and his partner doesn’t want marriage. So many people are like that.

Believe me it is the best.
And you know this......how?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Exposes Crude Oil Theft In Nigeria - How Government Steals Oil (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:28pm On Sep 18, 2022
Tochi3:
Man wey sabi...dropping facts

Vote wisely
And some people will come here to spew trash about "Àgbàdo, cassava and corn" and wonder why we address them like the lunatic beasts they are.
Science/Technology › Re: Man Attempts To Fly A Locally Made Helicopter (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:48am On Sep 18, 2022
Latestreport1:
Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPi_qqZy8zU


Nigerians react to a recent video shared online captioning the moment a Man trying to fly a locally made helicopter

Thankfully it didn't take off because this would have been disastrous. I am not saying he didn't try, but he should have added safety mechanisms to protect his life. Imagine if that thing had taken off, how will he land it?

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CimpEyxuX0q/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
The owner of that car should ask the chopper pilot where he got the paint he used on his copter.

I suspect misappropriation of green paint!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sleeps Off At Gombe Emir’s Palace During Meeting (Photos, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:46am On Sep 18, 2022
ZeroAccess:
Old man is tired. Buhari can't wait to leave, while this one is eager to enter lols who do us this kind tin.

Anyway Obi is coming
Why people are supporting this gang continues to baffle me......
Politics › Re: Photos From Peter Obi Rally In Umuahia, Abia State On Saturday. by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:42am On Sep 18, 2022
owobokiri:
It's starting to take the form of a revolution..
People are really tired.
These rallies should be termed "The Enough is Enough" rallies..
The bolded in Yoruba translates to "Ó tó gẹ́ẹ́"
Crime › Re: My Husband Raped Me. by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:16am On Sep 16, 2022
wirinet:
You are still avoiding to acknowledge and answer the main question - why did she sign the marriage vow if she didn't intend to keep it in the first place?

Didn't she see the phrase - "to have and to hold" in the vow?
So you will wave the "vow" in her face like it's an employment contract.

Man, if this is your position and you're still single, do yourself a favour.

Don't get married.
Politics › Re: Borno: ISWAP Kills 8 Boko Haram In A Rival Clash by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:23am On Sep 16, 2022
Where una dey get dis news?

Ehn?

Una even sabi de number of pipu wey die!

Make una dey fear God o!
Crime › Re: My Husband Raped Me. by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:15am On Sep 16, 2022
Moh247:
cool
There is no rape in marriage
All sex in marriage is legal conjugal rights of both parties
Did you forget your wedding vows of for better for worse
You can't even take it to court or win
If you don't want to have sex abeg stay away from marriage and quickly file for divorce
Starving your partner of sex is a sin
.
Whatever.

A man can force himself on a woman when she doesn't want sex o, even in marriage.

The physical and even emotional trauma can be there, whether less intense or more.

Why as a man would I force myself on my wife if I love her?

Substituting marital privilege and entitlement for love is evil and animalistic. Why not address the reason she doesn't want sex at that moment?

Instead, a man should woo his wife. Yes. Toast her for sex. Make her happy. Compliment her. Help her out with chores, sef, so she won't be too tired or stressed.

It's not simping. It's sense. She's happy in the marriage. You get to bust some nut.

It's a win-win!
grin

Don't brutalise your wife in the name of conjugal privilege o. You might bring out a part of her you didn't know existed.

The technicality of the law won't help you as a man when you're in the morgue after consuming a compendium of toxins inside vegetable soup because your wife is fed up of being used like the kitchen sink.
Travel › Re: Lagos Auctions 134 Vehicles As Traffic Offenders Cry & Beg Bidders (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:58am On Sep 16, 2022
Totilopussylick:
grin
I saw a vehicle with a very obvious "L" sign on it.

What government impounds a learner's vehicle over traffic offences?
NYSC › Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:17pm On Sep 15, 2022
illicit:
I have met a certain guy from Ondo state named George Rutherford


Wtfhuh

What kind of Nigerian parents names their child such rigid names huh

Sounds like the name of an American serial pervert serial killer if u ask me
shocked
Rutherford is the name of a prominent physicist of the 19th century.

Maybe one or both of his parents were science teachers.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Health: Every Individual Has His Own Percentage Of Illness – Olusi by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:07pm On Sep 14, 2022
Politics › Re: Number Of Supreme Court Justices Drops To 13 As Abdu Aboki Retires by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:03pm On Sep 14, 2022
extol1:
Ok, let them recquit more hands for easy judgment
I'm sure they are shopping for compromised sympathisers who will help them in throwing out petitions against their proposed rigging campaign.
Politics › Re: Is Labour Party Sharing Rice? (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:00pm On Sep 14, 2022
pinkPUSSY:
Just an individual effort..


Peter Obi might not even be aware of this..

Go to the street and see people campaigning for Obi free of charge even without his knowledge... I knw a man that printed close to 500 t shirts with Obi's face on it and shared to the public without collecting a dime from anyone..


Go to Ikeja and see some individuals carrying passengers free of charge to CMS all because of Peter Obi...
Anybody can even print the logo on plastic bags just to continue the smear campaign.

Has anyone reported receiving such?

Compared to APC that is well established in vote buying?
Politics › Re: You Are Helping Me In Your Empty Head – Guterman Fires Keyamo by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:50pm On Sep 14, 2022
Fira09:
You’re helping me in your empty head – American psychologist, Guterman fires Keyamo



SOURCE
Oh God!
grin
This is BAAAAAHD!
Politics › Re: Vote For Competence Not Religion, Ethnicity: Obi Tells Nigerians by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:20pm On Sep 13, 2022
No lie there, but agbadorians will still talk.
Crime › Re: PnB Rock Shot Dead By Robber In Los Angeles Restaurant by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:20pm On Sep 13, 2022
Lewisjohnson:
The Easiest way to Die in America is to become a Rapper ���
Lie!

It's to go to school!

How many rappers gunned down in the last 20 years?

How many school kids in the same period?
Romance › Re: Newly Married Man Caught His Wife In Hotel Room With His Friend (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:17pm On Sep 13, 2022
Timoleon:
Just few weeks? I think it’s time we sensitize people that it’s not a big deal if you don’t get married. She liked the friend better but the simp husband was the one available for marriage. Too bad he didn’t catch them before the wedding perhaps he could have saved himself small dignity and manhood. But now he’s emasculated by a b!tch he married and a backstabber he called friend.

Women of the world, personally, I’m not against you fvcking around, it’s your choice and can be fruitful if you are strategic about it. If you must do however, don’t get married! Same applies to men.
Most single people post stuff like this.

If the girl decided to be a slut, how is it a slight to the man?

I'm surprised how many people even liked the post!

Shows how twisted our society has become.

The disloyal friend and the whoring wife are the wrong ones, yet it's the man who got married that's the simp?

Society is in trouble.
Travel › Re: 2-Day Hailstorm Hits Katsina State (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:18am On Sep 13, 2022
Felabrity:
Climate change
Bew-Harry induced natural vawulence to go with the human vawulence already on ground.

Katsina pipu, sorry o.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Carnegie Melion University Has No Plans To Fire Me: Uju Anya Thanks Friends by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:16am On Sep 13, 2022
AdamuKD:
grin
They know that she is saying the mind of billion people that cannot speak out.
That's why I like Igbo tribes, them get balls.
No wonder my brothers and Yoruba people are envying them.
Shine on men and women from the rising sun!!
She waited for the old witch to die....

Just sayin
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Newly Employed Security Draws Eyes On £740,000 1931 Painting In Russia(Pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:02pm On Sep 12, 2022
incandescentena:
Dammmn!!
.
.
Security guard with an Attitude!

He should be drafted into the Military and sent to Ukraine ASAP

Explorer, all honors goes to you especially, after Mother Nature
You wan kill am?

Na eye e draw naa, no be say e kill pessin.
Politics › Re: 2023: Someone Who Claimed He Lost His Wealth Under Abacha Now Owns Planes – Obi by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:12pm On Sep 12, 2022
Edopesin:
Is a serious something
He fought abacha around the same time when he was an accountant and earning six figures in the USA

Buying stocks that must have done x1000000 probably gave him back the wealth he lost

All of us cannot be stupid at the same time, even Atiku supporters are shocked at the degree of lies and deceit

A vote for Peter Obi is a vote for sanity returning to our politics

modified

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
And wit is the highest form of intelligence.
Education › Re: Scarcity Of Teachers In Private Schools: What Is The Cause and the Way Forward? by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:14pm On Sep 09, 2022
duro4chang:
The reasons are many.Some of the reasons are poor salary, poor condition of service, job not pensionable,some school owners are bullies.
Methinks you just spelt out ALL the reasons, Boss.
Family › Re: Oyo Landlord’s Skeleton Found In His Room 4 Years After He Was Last Seen by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:06pm On Sep 09, 2022
Emperormartin:
Let’s forget about the estranged wife, Even his children didn’t ask of their missing dad all this whilehuh This is mysterious!!!
They would have been calling, I'm sure, but if there is sufficient love in the family, not hearing from ones Dad for 4 years is more than enough reason to come to Nigeria to ask after him.

This is why estrangement is not good.

No one should think that, because he is rich, be needs no one.

He was obviously quite rich or at least well above average, but he died alone, when, maybe he could have been rushed to the hospital and saved.

He would have been 67 this year.

So sad.
Travel › Re: Pictures Of Iyana Iba Interchange And Flyover Bridge In Lagos by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:18pm On Sep 08, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
It used to be very close to the road for those old enough to know the period I am referring to.
LASU gate was so close that you can trek from that round about to the LASU gate entrance in about 3 minutes wink
I used to do the rounds then when visiting to consider to take up my admission in LASU then so I still remember those years ago wink
You must mean the gate going towards Okoko, not the one towards Igando.

I lived in Post Service Estate, so I know the place well.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Queen Elizabeth II Dies, Aged 96 by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52pm On Sep 08, 2022
To imagine I was saying the words "London Bridge is down" in my mind yesterday!

Wow!

Toh, she don go meet her Philip.
Travel › Re: Pictures Of Iyana Iba Interchange And Flyover Bridge In Lagos by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:29pm On Sep 08, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Awesome!! I can not locate LASU in the pictures. Has the fence of LASU been demolished and shifted backward ni?
check my signature for free stuffs!
LASU gates on both sides are a bit far from Iyana Iba o

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