₦airaland Forum

dangoteinlaw:
i have one now currently doing the construction himself without any structural design. i got to site to see things and met on old baba that couldn't even decipher a simple English with tribal marks all over his face. imagine doing a design with 0.9m cantilever without a professional on site. thank God i didn't add my company name on that design.

They always have this notion that hiring an Engineer makes the job more expensive.

dangoteinlaw:
sad and pathetic. if one is not careful clients can easily get one into trouble. ikoyi collapse comes to mind, the structural engineers had a narrow escape. incessant collapse are hardy traced to clients because of the notion that the costumer is right.

If LASG is not super-strict, with some crazy legislation on this matter, this is how buildings will keep collapsing in Lagos and people will keep dying

dangoteinlaw:
the quickest way to loose a job is to mention soil test or structural design to a client. clients can be very daft, if you doubt me go through comments on property section. they hate following due process, they dont mind using a stacked illiterate as long as it gets them a good deal at the expense of quality

Bro, I'm a Civil Engineer. Believe me, I know.

Fuckyoumod:
mumu shut up and hide your face in gutter.

Illiterates like you have no business with ASUU strike.

Eeeeehhhh!

Olóríburúkú Ọ̀dẹ̀ like you.

Fuckyoumod:
Mumu NANS and their Mumu lecturers.

Whenever ASUU are broke they will strike, the moment FG pay 70billion Naira they will go back to class.

Look we can't continue like this!
There is nearly no Academic year that ASUU will not strike.

93% of ASUU members have their wards in Private Universities and abroad. This is why they careless. ASUU you are frustrating our children.

This your unrealistic demands every year most stop.

Whenever I see unverifiable and dumb "facts" like the bolded, I know that our education sector has indeed failed, because the poster holds that they are true and he expects his fellow olódos to follow suit and swallow this nonsense hook, line and sinker.

Thanksful:
The construction industry in this country is rubbish.

Ask yourself, how many buildings have collapsed in other parts of the country in the past 2 years?

Na only Lagos?

Aren't people constructing in other parts of the country?

Lagos needs extensive soil tests and classification into zones, with a strict code for foundation construction in each zone.

The proem is peculiar to Lagos for a reason. That reason must be stamped out.

Omicronvaccine:
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc-tzTUqck6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

This young idiot never jam.

E go soon understand.

Madness.

Something that cannot get a massive crowd in its own state of Kogi, people that never felt the effect of its misgovernance are campaigning for it?

This thing called Bello and the idiots taking money from it are mad.

APC must win be dat.

If they lose, the election will be inconclusive.

It's not rocket science.

Chimdi wey dey sell gala for Ipaja sef sabi say if e too borrow, time go soon reach wey e no go fit pay back.

WriterNig:
Putin never said he's above GOD. He's a very dedicated Christian.

Whatever you're drinking, I want some after church.

Jakumo:
But but but but but each time I get sick, I simply sacrifice two local goats and seven Agama lizards to appease the village people, whereafter I experience a full and rapid recovery.

Witchcraft is not to blame for sickness because it is the village people that must be appeased.

God breast Nicaragua

If village pipu see who dey give dem prenty-prenty goat meat, den no go gree leave am o!

Stop to dey give dem goat mbok!

ThinkSmarter:
Oyibo too dey suffer from cancer.
Asians and Africans got the strongest immune system

Don't deceive yourself.


Cancer is everywhere.

Oyibos detect and treat their own while Africans blame witchcraft.

VictorUSA:
Is Putin kidding? What is he saying? Even an all out war won't be different.He should expect the fiercest resistance and more weapons supplied to Ukraine by the west.If he thinks that he can declare an all out war,then he should expect more deaths of his army.

It will get worse for Russia in Ukraine.

NATO troops can join in Ukraine colours, NATO planes can fly Ukrainian colours, it will seem to Putin's commanders that the Ukrainian forces and supplies are endless, meanwhile they are actually fighting the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation.

FutureIsFemale:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jui0a1dgMuQ

A Nigerian Socialite, Mabel The Goddess has revealed that she prefers sleeping with a dog to some men.

On Thursday 28th, April 2022, a video of a lady having s3xual intercourse with a dog surfaced online and it has been trending.

It was recently brought to light by a Twitter user that some Lagos girls are sleeping with dogs in exchange for N1.5M.
However, socialite, Mabel the Goddess has beg to differ as she reveals that she wouldn’t mind having s3x with a dog than with some men.

According to Mabel, some men are animals already, so she will prefer to sleep with dogs over them.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc9-RUEIOBy/

See this Ọ̀dẹ̀!

Na de dog dey do ₦1.5m transfer or de MAN wey get de dog?

You prefer a man rubbishing you totally by having his animal pet mount you like the stinking K9 byatch that you are.....
Wèrè olóríburúkú ọmọkọ́mo

Female e-diots on the prowl....

Omihanifa:
A gallant officer with a very intimidating physic shot dead by his beautiful wife

See de guy looking like Idi Amin.

An obvious psycho married to a bigger psycho.

Delxterious:
Lol. Bro you’re not in Akwa Ibom.
That guy did everything and more!
Someone people celebrated and trooped to the station to see immediately they heard he’s been arrested?

Hmmmmm.....now this has me wondering how come the man got that far with so many killings before being finally apprehended.....

Nyascobar1414:
I'm in Uyo.. The guy really killed people oo...
Especially pos attendant.....

The guy even robbed a shop and killed the owner of the shop(a man and a woman)a nursing mom 4 dat matter...

Wow.....

Okay, then

Dismiss her already, let's move on!

Treasure17:
Killed 15 people at the age of 20 and 24? They should be executed with immediate effect. No mercy for the wicked.

Believe NPF at your peril.

Where is the evidence they have that he killed all those people?

I'm not contending that the guy is a criminal. In fact, I believe he did some bad things, but, did he really kill all those people?

In Nigeria, just keep your head down, else if NPF catch you, they will beat you till you confess to killing Abraham Lincoln before you were born.

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Sorry it's not necessary, I won't let you lots to turn this to a tribal war.

Yeah, I get you.

However, if your younger Bro starts dating a girl fr the same tribe, what would you tell him?

Nothing, right?

Maybe the tribe needs to be known, not because of a tribal war, but so people may know what they're in for if dating females from there.

Besides, this answer of yours has told us everything.

We know the people always fighting tribal war on Nairaland.

Jashub:
Just tell her you can't continue . And if she still persists, become harsh and aggressive (but don't beat her o). With time she'll get the message and leave you alone .

If he makes the mistake of beating her up after sex, he just sent himself to jail for rape, because he just handed her all the evidence she needs.

powerfulguy:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10105878513618860&id=47904265

That maniac governor just rushed and threw away his state's N100 mil......

Skankamola:
But why has buharis govt refuse to name bh sponsors identified by the UAE and US?

Because they may become APC governorship and senatorial candidates after their release, or ministerial appointees.

Felimax:
Nobody is disputing that but we say NO sir.

You CANNOT force TINUBU down our throats. For crying out loud the man is even shaking. Are we sure we are really normal in this country or our own symptoms of Covid is this display of zombeism?

That's their game.

That's why he won't resign. He and Ngige, they are Tinubu stooges.

PrinceOfLagos:
I will say the same thing to secure my seat as governor if I were Sanwo Olu even though I didn't mean it

He means it, ọ̀bgẹ́ni!

DaveDGreat:
This is wrong Sir. Hausa (without the Fulanis) are more than the Yorubas in number.

How many states are purely Hausa?

Sweetplum:
Who's Hausa, who's Fulani?
It's a shame.

Hausawa are very different from the Fulani.

Don't be deceived.

They are not one.

There is nothing like "Hausa-Fulani".

The Fulani use this ploy of "oneness" to skew census numbers and rig elections because they simply don't have the numbers.

The Yoruba are actually the largest SINGLE ethnic group in Nigeria.

Kuginzi:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/04/28/2023-presidency-i-deserve-the-right-of-first-refusal-atiku-to-pdp-nwc/

This guy dey mad o!

Right of first refusal, kwa?

Naija Na monanchy?

peepydelano:
Slim fit is the real deal, no much workout sessions and you are dope and good to go.

Maybe when you are still young, like in your twenties.

When you hit 40 and above and your metabolism slows down, you will know how far.

Small food wey you chop, belle go still show.

The way to go is to exercise and replace carbs in the diet.

lexy20I4:
His money,his business,make em buy naija join.

On a serious note, I wish he would buy the refinery from Dangote

Mintum:
What will Oyetola present as his achievement during the debate? After four years, tell me one reasonable thing that Oyetola achieved.

Who cares about Oyetola?

Will Nurudeen even be able to answer a single question beside "what is your name?''

BTW, Akin Ogunbiyi is my man.