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RomanceRe: Identical Kenyan Triplets Dating Same Man, Plan To Marry Him(video by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:02am On Apr 12, 2022
Babaken:
Who is that lucky man not even his picture.
I'm sure he warned the crazy girls not to put his picture and ruin his life.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Holds Interactive Session With Ogun State PDP Stateholders by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:04am On Apr 12, 2022
Mynd44:
In Park-Inn's lobby not even PDP headquarters that is down the road?

No Segun Showunmi, No Ladi Adebutu.

I only see Doyin (Formerly) Okupe.

Nah, this is not the way to go, he should get the top PDP guys to talk with as these present ones have no one on the delegates' list.

I remember Last week when Ladi went to the Party HQ, the entire NNPC area was locked down. Peter Obi should strategize and do better
No strategizing here.

In Nigeria, strategizing means doling out money.

Obi needs to make an impassioned plea to PDP to come together and save Nigeria from APC.

This isn't time for loyalty to one thief or the other.

This is an emergency.
PoliticsRe: Kaduna: Arrested People In Viral Video Were Herders Mistaken For Bandits– Police by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:00am On Apr 12, 2022
Herders?

WHERE ARE THE COWS?
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Almustapha: Nigeria's Security Challenges Are Signs Of Greatness by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:30pm On Apr 11, 2022
richeeyo:
Wonder why he still has acess to oxygen
Don't worry.

"Signs of greatness" will soon reach his hometown.
CelebritiesRe: New Photo Of Nike Peller Got Fans Worried by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:50pm On Apr 11, 2022
Venerable612:
Might be long term effects of using cream, she used to be very fair.

She may not be poor as alluded in the tweets.
She was frowning from stress and high humidity made her sweat and her makeup ran.

So what?

It's just a picture of the lady when she was having a bad day.
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Assassinate Gbenga Ogbara (APC Chairman) In Osun by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:47pm On Apr 11, 2022
Oxtertee:
no be Oyo state Igangan dey?
Toh...... The news dey onekind jare.
PoliticsRe: Unknown Gunmen Assassinate Gbenga Ogbara (APC Chairman) In Osun by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:46pm On Apr 11, 2022
immortalcrown:
Shebi una say na ESN. ESN dey Osun?
Igangan, the reported hometown of the purported APC chairman of an LGA in Osun State, is in Oyo State.

The news is somehow.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Osinbajo Has Backstabbed Tinubu, He Will Do Same To Buhari - Reno Omokri by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:53am On Apr 11, 2022
Truthisunique2:
But let's pretend we aren't pained after daring osinbajo not to be a traitor to his benefactor

The only time tinubu says he has a life long ambition you couldn't swallow your own and amplify his own with a support
Prof loves Naija more than his Oga.

Prof knows tons of stuff you don't know.

Prof wouldn't have run if not for the stuff he knows a Tinubu ticket will cause.

Deal with it.
PoliticsRe: 2023: ‘only Peter Obi Can Face Osinbajo’ – Nigerians Debate Buhari’s Sucessor by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:49am On Apr 11, 2022
qekng40:
I'm torn between this two.

But if one of them becomes President, I'd be elated; cool


But BAT, Amaechi will never rule this nation after Buhari huh
Don't be torn.

Anyone that calls one man laidat a true servant of the nation, a patriot and man of integrity has done freedom from Lai Mohammed Institute of Propaganda.

Peter Obi all the way, please!

P.S, I'm not Ibo, I'm Yorùbá, in fact, so it's not about tribe for me.
CrimeRe: Man's Head Turned To Pig Head After He Stole A Pig In Malawi (Pics, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:43am On Apr 11, 2022
ReacherSaidNoth:
The fellow was obviously brutalized grin, nothing supernatural here
Watch the video well.

Besides, did you see a hostile crowd like we have here?
CelebritiesRe: 2pac & Pinkett Smith In Pictures - Blow From The Past On Will Smith's Marriage by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:39am On Apr 11, 2022
donaldking10:
an ALPAmale vs a SIMPle guy.
Nonsense!

So it's a woman who determines who's alpha and who's a simp?

Will loves Jada and Jada loved Pac.

So what?

Would you call Will a simp if Pac hadn't died and he had married someone else?
CelebritiesRe: Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Are Engaged Again by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:38am On Apr 11, 2022
MansoryMX:
This woman confuse pass Jada
Wrong!

She was inspired by Jada!
PoliticsRe: Why I Am Running For President - Osinbajo Declares For 2023 by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:31am On Apr 11, 2022
Xscape1993:
You are a good material, but your broom is evil.
shocked

Good Lord!

The fact that he began his speech with a blatant lie is appalling!
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Joins Presidential Race, Meets 12 APC Governors - PUNCH by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:56am On Apr 11, 2022
Aystarz:
grin grin
All these stupid BMCs no go kill pesin with laughs.
cheesy

You no look de moniker?

Mooh!

That is the post of a genetically modified cow.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Joins Presidential Race, Meets 12 APC Governors - PUNCH by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:54am On Apr 11, 2022
Kzinne:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/osinbajo-joins-presidential-race-meets-12-apc-governors/%3famp
Only one thing breaks my heart in the whole long magana, and that is the fact that Booboo still has 13 MONTHS to rule!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEE!
RomanceRe: Groom's Wedding Outfit Causes A Stir Online (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:51am On Apr 11, 2022
naftazben:
cheesy the woman's face is funnier than the man's look. grin she dont seem pleased with the entire ceremony.
See that woman?

Look her face well.

As she dey so, for her heart, na rich, fine guy like Anthony Joshua e wan marry.

The nigga by her side, on the other hand, e realise de reality of de situation. E dey okay with de bride, de "suit", de wedding, everything.

De guy gerrit!

Anybody dat doesn't gerrit should forgerabourit.
PoliticsRe: You Must Unite To Win Elections - Bola Tinubu To Bauchi APC Leaders by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:47am On Apr 10, 2022
77up:
..but those voting PDP are wise and not stupid right?

What more can be hypocrite cheesy
You make me laugh!

Don't be a pawn of the politicians, man!

The entire exco of APC right now, no be PDP den be?

So, because I criticized APC, I'm now PDP, abi?

Bruh, in case you are still sleeping, Nigeria is now a one-party state!

Wake the Bleep up!

They are the same!
Foreign AffairsRe: UK To Send 120 Armoured Vehicles To Ukraine As Boris Johnson Meets Zelensky by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:37am On Apr 10, 2022
CoronaVirusPro:
Way to go!

God bless The United Kingdom

Let me see how many fronts Russia will fight at same time. With a crashing economy and still having to fund a war.

By the time Putin is done with this war, Russians will be seeking asylum in Nigeria.

Am empty overhyped nation bragging military might with old outdated Soviet Union scraps, with foot poorly kitted hunters called soldiers.

Stationed along Ukrainian boarders for months like all was already planned and mapped out, only to go put up the worst Military invasion in history.

Why the saying that “empty barrels make the loudest noise”, happens to be always true.

Even if Ukraine is conquered today, Russias weakness has been exposed to the universe.

Take away nuclear warhead from them and UGM/ESN will decimate Russias military. Very wack mikitary!
Nigga that's messed up!
RomanceRe: I'm Crushing Or Liking My Reverend, What Can I Do? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:36am On Apr 10, 2022
AntiMen:
I'm married with two beautiful children..
I love my husband no doubt....
But I noticed that I'm beginning to like my reverend, I don't know how to explain this...
He is married with children too but we are kinda fond of each other...
How do I stop this unusual feeling , I can't stop going to church cos my husband would be mad at me.
Explain your lust problem to your husband and he will run far away from that church, to another one with the ugliest pastor you've ever seen.
PoliticsRe: You Must Unite To Win Elections - Bola Tinubu To Bauchi APC Leaders by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:33am On Apr 10, 2022
That's all they're looking for.

Winning elections.

That's all.

Only idiots will keep voting APC
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: My Presidential Aspiration Not A Personal Ambition + Why I'm Contesting by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:32am On Apr 10, 2022
Truthisunique2:
It's an ambition for infrastructure for Nigeria
Yeah.

With borrowed money.

Wòós, if we don't get a President who is really ready to diversify our productivity away from only oil, this country will crash within a decade.

Amaechi should take a hike!

He's not sincere.
PoliticsRe: Vandalism On Transmission Tower In Ikot Ekpene Causes Blackout by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:46pm On Apr 09, 2022
Parachoko:
How will vandalism in Ikot Ekpene cause a nationwide blackout sad

Shey no be some part of South South and South East e suppose affect?
Bruh,

The whole country is connected.

That's why it's called the "National Grid".

Although I once argued for regionalisation of the grid, so that the North can use solar and wind farms and power communities in the night via batteries, much like Tesla is doing right now.

Let the south use gas, the North solar. Connect via special switching stations so that other regions can carry any one affected by anything from natural disasters to scheduled maintenance.

However, the current system is not sustainable unless we have a massive boost in generation, like up to 40,000MW for a start.
Foreign AffairsRe: Colonel Alexander Bespalov Killed! Putin Loses 9th Top Ranking Officer by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:55pm On Apr 09, 2022
Ebubeslym:
Russian military is a mess.
Reeks of long-term crass embezzlement of funds.
Tyrants are good at deceiving their people.

Then they advance and begin deceiving themselves.

The Oligarchs have their mansions and yatchs, the Politburo and their lackeys have their dachas and chauffeured Zils, will the Army be provisioned by magic?

Just like our own Naija. Our politicians now deceive their own selves.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo In Igbo Isi Agu Attire As He Inspects Projects In Ebonyi State by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:25pm On Apr 09, 2022
Enyimbafc:
If i could remember,ekiti and ebonyi state where created same year.Where is ekiti state today.
Not only Ekiti.

15 states were created on the same day.
CrimeRe: Man Who Shot A Baby In The Head In US, Murdered By Prison Inmates by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:16pm On Apr 09, 2022
ogbiwa:
A man jailed for murdering a toddler by shooting her in the head has been killed in a savage prison attack.

Semajs Short died at the hands of a gang of prisoners at the Bertie Correctional Institution, in Windsor, North Carolina on Tuesday afternoon.

The 24-year-old, who was jailed at the age of 17, was targeted in the housing area of the prison.

A spokesperson for the state Department of Public Safety confirmed his death, saying that Short died at around 2.37pm despite efforts by first responders to save him.

Several other inmates were reportedly wounded in the attack, but sustained only non-life-threatening injuries.

At the time of his death Short had been serving a 31-year-sentence for the murder of toddler Dy’Unanna Anderson.

He had pleaded guilty to the second-degree murder of the two-year-old at the age of 17.

Short stood trial alongside Jamonte Moody, who pleaded guilty to attempting to murder Dy-Unanna's grandmother.

According to RR Spin, District Attorney Valerie M. Asbell said at his sentencing: “This was a horrendous event which shocked our entire community especially when it involved the murder of an innocent two-year-old girl and the attempted murder of her grandmother.

"It is my job as district attorney to hold people accountable for their actions and their roles in certain crimes.

“Our homes are where we should feel safe and when events like this occur, it shakes our sense of security in the sanctity of our own homes."

The attacks were carried out in retribution for the murder of 15-year-old Keyuon Garner.

Short and Moody went to the home of the sister of Teddy Anderson, who was wanted in connection with the murder at that point.

They stood on an air conditioning unit at a window where the baby, her mother and grandmother slept, a court heard back in 2017, and began shooting.

The grandmother was hit several times by bullets and even sustained a shot to the head.

Dy’Unanna was shot through the head and likely died before she got to hospital.

The Windsor Police Department and the State Bureau of Investigation are looking into the attack on Short.

In the US 120 people died in prison in 2018, according to Prison Policy Initiative data.

The rate of homicide in state prisons is 2.5 times greater than in the US population in general when adjusted for age, sex and ethnicity.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/murderer-who-shot-toddler-head-26602957
All these niggas with their stupid names.
RomanceRe: See What The Girl I Liked Told Me by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:12pm On Apr 09, 2022
Bleiz:
Response: "No need being ur friend then. Enjoy ur life"
Only to find out whichever girl he ends up with has other male friends.

There's more than one way to end up as a simp.
CelebritiesRe: Gospel Artist, Osinachi Nwachukwu Is Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:23am On Apr 09, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I wish her well but most gospel singers do not make heaven.
Well done.

Heaven gateman.
HealthRe: 60-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide In Kano (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:47pm On Apr 07, 2022
"No sign of poverty"

Really?

Check his "slipas".

Poor man was depressed.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Stabbed To Death By His Onlyfans Model Girlfriend In Miami (photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:42pm On Apr 07, 2022
Toh.

E don be.

Bye-bye.
PoliticsRe: Drones To Detect Terrorists To Be Made In Ogun State by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:39pm On Apr 07, 2022
"To"

"To be"

Meanwhile, people are being killed and kidnapped for ransom.

Government of "to''

Nonsense.
CrimeRe: 4 Secondary School Students Remanded For Sexual Assault on female colleague by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:35pm On Apr 07, 2022
scoory:
Let them be.
Boys will always be boys.
O ò gbádùn.

If na ya daughter den use anyhow, no be kill you go kill dem?
SportsRe: The Controversy Between Victor Ikpeba, Victor Osimhen And Asisat Oshoala by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:15pm On Apr 07, 2022
naijapikin2:
Ikpeba shut your pie hole... You scored a penalty at afcon in year 2000 in lagos instead of celebrating you held your head, referee cancel the goal, we lost that final against cameroon because of you. Did anybody kill you.. confused pundit
The irony of this is that VAR would have awarded us that goal.

Look, Ikpeba's reaction was because he didn't see that the ball crossed the line, because he was obviously looking at the posts from the front.

The cameras captured it better.

Besides, it wasn't his responsibility to call the goal or not. That resides solely with the match center referee.

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