₦airaland Forum

Naijaolosho2:
To be honest this looks impossible.

It's not.

Some people need sex less as they have less sex. Some can't stop thinking about it.

People are just different. The key is to avoid situations where your weakness is sore tested.

Naijaolosho2:
To be honest this looks impossible.

It's not.

Some people need sex less as they have less sex. Some can't stop thinking about it.

People are just different. The key is to avoid situations where your weakness is site tested.

CanadaOrBust:
Does that include men married to 4 wives? If not, then why not one wife abroad? Just asking

So you think polygamists don't have sidechicks?

In any case, I am sure wives in polygamic homes don't see their husbands having other wives as infidelity. They are all his wives and they came knowing he has other wives.

DrDax:
Meanwhile, the man remains faithful over there, abi?

Don't mind him, abeg!

Who will be faithful, will be faithful.

Men who are unfaithful while expecting their wives to be faithful are among the vilest, most despicable creatures on earth.....they're right up there with snakes and the SARS COV-2 virus.

habsydiamond:
most are not faithful.. It's not easy ooo... When dem no be sisters and fathers.

Even the "Sisters and Fathers" don't find it easy.

Sirheny007:
Good.
Then proceed with massive arrest of 90% of Catholic priests, all single mothers, single fathers, Ajegunle landlords with potbelly (those Men!), all guys you see in bet9ja shops..

The evidence is there.

And if you fear the prisons may not accommodate these people? Why, we can convert any of these churches into correctional centers.

You omitted those mallams and alhajis marrying little girls.

Supreme145:
I was on my own chilling jejely when my next door neighbor knocked on my door, he said I wanted movies so I let him into my room reluctantly. I hardly relate with my co tenant's beyond hi hi greeting so I was kinda uncomfortable letting him into my room.

He sat down and had this bewildered look on his face, the next thing I heard was, Bros omo you get mind dey stay inside this kind empty room o, so na ontop this kind flat bed you dey run all these your babes wey dey come see you ehhn....nawao you be badt guy oo. So na ontop this bed that one wey get big nyash dey even lie down with all slay queen shakara. He kept blabbing while I kept silent, I asked him so even if I want to buy a better it should be because of ladies baa, and he said ehhhn now, how you go dey run matters on top this mat. This someone that I gave transport fare to go and meet someone he said was owning him.

He kept quizzing me on how I'm able to attract ladies despite the vaguely furnished room, I went on to tell him that girls are not my problem now. Moreover I'm not dating most of them, I run projects for people so some of them are people I'm working for.

Even though I've developed a tough skin to this kind of negative comments, I was upset though I masked my embarrassment. But why do some guys feel everything must be to impress ladies, I for one don't have time for them and I'm fully focused of sharpening my programming skills in order to get a job before the year runs out so I can renew my rent by January. For someone that was once homeless and slept in lecture halls, this my current place is like a duplex to me, and how I got this place is still a miracle to me.

Hence my question is the room really that bad? I've visited some friends and my room is nothing to write home about. Is it so bad that the guy feels I am not worthy to have a girlfriend just because of it?

Ladies can you date or marry a guy living in this kind of apartment?

Not anymore, they can't.

My elder sister did, though. However, that was almost 20 years ago, when women were different from what they are now.

In fact, she bought the first fridge they had.

He later bought her a car for her birthday.

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/buhari-to-nigerians-join-anti-graft-war-to-make-country-great/amp/

The way Nigerians can fight corruption is by stoning all politicians to death when they come for campaigns.

redcliff:
just like it did your dad.

So you assumed I was insulting you.

Pity.....

I was talking about what can make a person give up expensive stuff cheaply, and you thought it a cool idea to call my late father a drug addict.

I leave you with your conscience.

redcliff:
then it would not have gotten to him that easy fir 5k abi you think say that kine commodity never pass knowledgeable hands before e reach him side?

Drug addiction is a thing, you know.

Turns people to mumu.

redcliff:
yours is fake anyway. nothing like akube here..

Might be authentic, but stolen or pawned.

Chloraseptic:
A boss buying gift for his subordinate... Something that can never ever happen in hell

Won't happen in hell, I agree.

Well, 2 of the most expensive phones I have ever used were gifts from CEOs of companies I worked with.

Back in the day, one gave me a Nokia N93i.

DamnnNiggarr:



Will...?

Meaning, hitherto, they were not doing so, even currently.

They will.

Meaning, sometime in the future, action is expected.

Let's wait until they start.

Meanwhile, people keep dying.


Nigeria........

mediclife1987:
Me Waka 1am for Kaduna? When dem no swear for me.

Wetin I wan even find come there in the 1st place?

Don't mind him. Maybe he lives in the Government House.

Leave him let him be having his fun.

gift2xl:
There are things that gets me angry, they know the danger of traveling Along that road but they will still transport through that path?

A lot of people have no option.

NovesaTillie:
I moved to this city because of my new job and my neighbors have been very homely and helpful to me especially the ones next flat,a young man and his wife with a kid . They have been very kind to me, sometimes when I get home late from work his wife calls me to join them for dinner and hangouts. M
My issue now is I am beginning to grow fond of the man because of how gentlemanly he treats his wife and how dotting he is of their son. He ticks all the qualities that I dream of and sometimes I just feel like inviting him over to my place when his wife is out to tempt him a little
What can I do to stop this feeling?
I don't want someone else man or to destroy a cute family

Please don't insult me. I am in a relationship though very young relationship. I'm just human admiring someone else.

You are qualified for insult.

TundeWX:
How will u carry metal and touch high tension wire??!!!...anyway,Rest well In Peace

I just tire..... Bird dey on top high tension, wetin consign am?

E climb pole go meet live wire, e no see who go tell am say e dey risky?

Of all tins wey e fit use comot de bird wey dey chill dey mind him business on top de wire, na METAL e see to carry.

Na de die wey e wan die don die am so.

De whole matter fit give he-goat belle.

BKayy:
Wait oh. Na VP of Dangote group them put for basket?

Such small but big difference in culture.

Even if they bury him in a solid gold Cadillac, he's still dead.

The culture is for the living.

zaraola:
A life time experience, lucky her. But I think She is prettier now

She won with far less makeup and the hair was hers.

You are complimenting a wig, loads of makeup and professionally lighted photography.

Her husband knows her real face.

nairalander2020:
Tomboy

Yep.

A very brainy tomboy.

Doesn't even look like a typical nerdy girl.

Solofresh2:
Hello fellow Nairalanders, there is this lady I really love.She has a skin care spa and I do go there in the evening when coming back from work.
Her house is not very far from mine so I know her well. I have also asked her out, but she turned me down saying she has a boyfriend, which I later found out is false. I decided to distance myself from her but it seems not working.
She always call me to come keep her company her at the spa at weekends so, if I have no where to go, I do join her there. The more we see, the more I keep falling for her.

So yesterday, I told her how I feel about her, then she told me her parents won't be happy dating someone younger and moreover ,I can't marry her.

There is no way I can stop seeing her because, we can see each other coincidentally

Please what should I do?

See the two bolded words? The second one is what a 26 year old woman would be looking for by default.

Are you ready to marry her in the next year and a half? No?

Please, move on.

dopedan:
Just saw my cgpa and I landed in 2.2 and my dad already told me not to bring bad result home I guess 2,2 is not so good and my dad is not someone that is understanding so how do i tell him?

Is a second class lower really a bad result?

Bruh, that's what most graduates get o.

Besides, it's not Popsie that would matter, it's HR people and interview panels.

fergie0o1:
https://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/General/d/9922/84b227b59b1c4ad6ba022c15197774c3.jpg

02/02/1990:

He unbanned exile political movements, the ANC, the Pan-Africanist Congress (PAC) and the South African Communist Party (SACP). FW de Klerk also announced that Nelson Mandela would be released after 27 years in jail. Mandela was released nine days later.

FW de Klerk also announced a moratorium on the death penalty, the end of the state of emergency – which had been in place for five years. The speech would lay the ground for the country's first democratic elections, which took place place four years later in April 1994.


Hearse leaves the home of FW de Klerk this morning @ Cape town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiZour-dtYA

I wonder if he didn't come to regret some of his actions?

ANC is messing SA up as we speak.

Ammishaddai:
Na wah o...where is that useless Gov. Sanni Bello ? It will never be well with him or his family

He's also the Governor of Sokoto, Zamfara, Borno, Benue, Nassarawa and Kaduna, abi?

ehay:
[color=#006600][/color] ok

Oga you Neva ready to marry...

Joke's on you.

I've been married for close to thirteen years, to a beautiful, smart and highly capable lady (thank you, Lord!).

My kids are all in secondary school.

Lemme tell you, as a married man, the way to a man's heart is to let him be what he's meant to be: a MAN.

Sonnobax15:

Na all these kind mumu character women take dey scatter their husbands dreams

Must you suspect?

Any ways,I no watch the video cha.... Because the way I dey stingy my data these days,na MTN cause am

Na drama.

For real life, the man for don bundle de wife comot de office before she use mouth rearrange hin destiny.

The way to a real man's heart?

Leave me alone when I really need to be left alone.

Learn to handle sh*t yourself and don't load me with trivial stuff.

Lemme concentrate on the stuff I am supposed to concentrate on.

I will love you forever.

Out

benuejosh:
The most credible elections in the history of this country have been conducted since Buhari came into power. Kudos to Mister President who believes so much that elections should be won based on 'popularity' and choice of the people. In 2023, we will have the best of the best.

Yeah..... The Kogi gunshot "TA-TA-TA-TA-TA!!!!" elections come to mind.

honest1480:
Thief wey rob thief

Why dis guy no japa since?

Candidlady:
Saw it on quora...

You have 20mins before a nuke hits the country. How do you prepare??

righteousness2
sonnobax15
illicit
chatinet
davash222
playmaker14
siofra

A big country like Nigeria?

Pray for those at and near ground zero.

Small country like the Vatican?

Kiss your arse goodbye.

nairavsdollars:
What could Yahaya Bello be telling VP Osinbajo here?

I caption it.......

Audio Ambition.

suffering:
The lecturer don hammer. They are consultants to multinational companies who use the creativity of students to drop innovative ideas. For that meagre gift God knows how much he made from their input. That is why I hate schools, intellectual effort you could use in the real world to make money ends up being awarded scribbles of a pen.

I dey tells you!

They have made the lecturer's day.....probably made him for life.

What's a bottle of beer?