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CrimeRe: Sarafina Bulus Achi: Missing Lady (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:51am On Oct 10, 2021
Hmmmm.......ask your friend very well, did he do anything bad to her? Did he beat her? Did he say Something hurtful to her?

She fit dey her friend house dey unwind from marital nonsense o, in case the above is true.

In any case, I join to pray that whatever had led to her absence will end in Jesus name.
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Defeats Deontay Wilder In Thrilling Fight With Five Knockdowns by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:56am On Oct 10, 2021
Kachi4christ:
Wilder should just retire his right hand isn't prolific anymore, congratulations to Fury.
AJ better beat usyk in rematch else fury will become the undisputed heavyweight champion. Only AJ can stop fury at the moment.
AJ can't stop Fury.

Truth ain't being unpatriotic.

Let's face it. Fury will smash AJ because AJ is too nice a fighter.

Case in point: Dom Brazeale lasted 7 rounds with AJ. He didn't last a round with Deontay! AJ's too nice!

Usyk had no business lasting the match with AJ! AJ should've clubbed him to death in like 5 rounds.

Fury should unify all the titles already.
PoliticsRe: Olu Falae: Borrowing Not Bad; But What For, From Who, On What Terms? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:14am On Oct 10, 2021
RiceProducers:
Currency risk?. Naira will appreciate after 2022 with refineries producing and local substitutes for imported food. There goes currency risk.


Nigeria does not have a debt problem, there is a revenue collection problem and government workers are stealing
Very optimistic.

Is it the same government that has so far been such a colossal failure that will.perform the magic in bold?
PoliticsRe: Olu Falae: Borrowing Not Bad; But What For, From Who, On What Terms? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:34am On Oct 10, 2021
nairavsdollars:
All these men are the problem of this country
Did you read the post?
PropertiesRe: Dad Wins Epic N1.9 Billion James Bond-Style Mansion With Just N15,000 (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m):
MufasaLion:
Congrats to the man!
He better sell it fast!

The first property tax he will pay will finish him.
Foreign AffairsRe: Burundi President To Fire All Married Government Officials With Side-chicks by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:47pm On Oct 08, 2021
kinzation:
Funny and weird grin
Side chick equals:

Dubai Trips
Hotel Bills
Rented Apartment and car for the girl.
Designer Clothes
Phones
Designer Shoes
Designer Bags

How won't officials with side chicks not steal money?

Think like this and it really ain't so weird.
LiteratureRe: Abdulrazak Gurnah Wins 2021 Nobel Prize In Literature by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:01pm On Oct 07, 2021
anorexicmuster:
Competition for Nobel prices are very very stiff.

Wa thiongo, and Achebe are just two of many brilliant African writers that have never won a Nobel.
A Prize the great Ali Mazrui didn't win..........

Nobel Prize no be beans o.....
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LiteratureRe: Abdulrazak Gurnah Wins 2021 Nobel Prize In Literature by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:55pm On Oct 07, 2021
twilliamx:
Good news from the North....brilliance abound in Nigeria. Only problem is there are more stupid people
He's not even from there.

He's from Zanzibar.

He only lectured in BUK as an MA holder before moving to Kent for his Phd.

They only focussed on the part that he lectured in Kano to make it seem like at least one person among their teeming millions has a world-class brain.

It's pathetic.
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CrimeRe: Three Children Rescued From Kidnappers’ Den In Kogi (photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:43am On Oct 06, 2021
Charmingrascal:
Gambari kidnaped Fulani


No case
Hmmm..... Those boys are accomplices/scouts/spies.

Not victims.

If you know, you know.
PoliticsRe: Anti-Buhari Protesters Slap Nigerian Government Official In US (Photos, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:27am On Oct 03, 2021
Sunnybay7:
Lol, he can't do shit...no mopol or army to shoot at sight, he humbly picked his google and rubbed his cheek
He's lucky he ran into Yoruba guys.

If na Warri or Ijaw guys, he'll be in an orthopaedic hospital by now.
SportsRe: Ronaldo's Driver Waits 7 Hours At Petrol Station To Fill Up His New Bentley by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:51pm On Oct 01, 2021
endsarrrs:
Vanity upon VANITY -

Yet owns no single electric car.

wink
E go buy Porsche Taycan leave all of den for petrol station.

EV owners go dey smile now.
Foreign AffairsRe: Nicolas Sarkozy Gets 1-year Jail Term For Illegal Campaign Financing by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:22am On Sep 30, 2021
He spent almost double the allowed amount.
shocked
He still lost!
SportsRe: Ekong: They Told Me I Wasn’t Good Enough For The Premier League by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:20am On Sep 30, 2021
SenatePresdo:
Never say Never.

Na so I go take drive Lamborghini Aventador one day, and[b] Jay-Z would be begging me to sign his Shirt[/b].
grin

The substance you're on is really good.......
PoliticsRe: Dr Chike Akunyili: Graphic Photo Of Murdered Dora Akunyili's Husband by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:59pm On Sep 29, 2021
Charmingrascal:
This is too sad

But why would IPOB kill a man who wasn't a politician, his wife was a respected personality.

The Family is a revered family in the East.

What would IPOB gain from killing him.

There is more to this than IPOB, a proper investigation should be carried out.

This is not just IPOB
This is indeed sad

May God strengthen the family
My brother!

Nigerians are so dumb!

What does it take for APC to set up a killer squad and pass them as IPOB?

They can even use Ibos for that, it's all about the pay, and there's no shortage of niggas who can kill for money.

IPOB is an ideology. How would Dr. Chike's death advance that ideology?

Nigerians plain can't think straight even to save their lives.
Christianity EtcRe: What Do People Mean When They Say Somebody Is Too Churchy For Their Liking? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:59pm On Sep 28, 2021
Kobojunkie:
Jesus Christ partied, drank, didn't sleep around ofcourse, but he didn't shy away from using appropriate words we might tag curse words. undecided

The people you speak of, are in a sense, "holier" than even Jesus Christ Himself. undecided
I'm not sure we're talking about the same Jesus.
RomanceRe: My Rich Neighbor Makes Me Think She's Out Of My League by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:58pm On Sep 28, 2021
HealthWealthy:
He might not be treating her well because he sees her as someone he just sleeps with and give her money. She might actually like me for real, I'm yet to be fully interested in her though.
If na babe be ya problem for dis Naija wia we dey, ehn, ya own beta be dat o.
Christianity EtcRe: What Do People Mean When They Say Somebody Is Too Churchy For Their Liking? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:51pm On Sep 28, 2021
It means they are not worldly enough.

They won't party.

They won't drink.

They won't sleep around.

They won't even use curse words.

People hang funny adjectives on others who have different goals, beliefs and values.
CrimeRe: Court Convicts Two Men For Raping Minors In Cross River by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:11am On Sep 28, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Men! Every man as at one time or the other molested a girl.

They say it's nature.
One question, please.......

Is your father a man?

If yes, then maybe we can begin to understand your problem.

I'm afraid to ask any other question.
SportsRe: Ronnie Brunswijk: Vice President Of Suriname Plays For Their National Team by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:00pm On Sep 22, 2021
BKayy:
If only Osibanjo can recreate this, one of our problems will be down before 90 minutes
Osinbajo is not a clown like this idiot.

I'll bet he doesn't even know he caused the team to lose.

Agbaya.......Thank God he didn't expire on the pitch.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Earns N366 Billion From Crude Oil, Products Sales In May by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:28am On Sep 21, 2021
Why are we just hearing about May earnings 4 months later?

After plenty deductions and embezzlement, abi?
PoliticsRe: Charles Idahosa: I’m Begging Governor Obaseki To Let Us Return To APC by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:51am On Sep 20, 2021
SportsRe: Late Linegaard Strike & Penalty Drama As Man Utd Beat West Ham by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:13am On Sep 20, 2021
post=105987872:
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/58533941
All is well as long as you don't associate CR7 with your "Darling Daddy" (The man with the strange trouser) .

That one is the "Greatest Borrower of All Time" (GBAT).
HealthRe: My Narrow Escape from Incurable Sti by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:02pm On Sep 14, 2021
manoflove22:
sequel to this post i created about discovering some bumps i thought to be genital warts if you miss it, just check it out

https://www.nairaland.com/6746335/genital-warts-shaving-bumps-photos#105686390


i was saddened,depressed and full of regret,i thought my life had ruined especially thinking about living with virus

i head straight to hospital to check my self up, i show them my private part, they removed some bumps and ran some scrutiny check on it,but thanks to the almighty God I'm serving it's came out as MOLLUSCUM CONTAGIOSUM grin

They described it as a round painless bump with a dent or dimple in the middle of the bumps, and i checked it and luckily it exactly what they described it

Was told it will leave on it own and won't returned,but i can apply medication on it, if i want it to leave soon smiley


Ultimately, I'm done with anything sex,I'm gonna celebrate and practise celibacy till my marriage

THANK TO GOD FOR THIS SECOND CHANCE!! cry cry


come celebrate with me grin

First pic how it looks from Google
second pic mine
Better get very very close to God.

Else,

That bolded na wash.
HealthRe: My Narrow Escape from Incurable Sti by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:00pm On Sep 14, 2021
Sonnobax15:
grin
Op,you don receive full voltage of sense by force cheesy
grin

The worst part is, he won't keep the vow!

grin
SportsRe: Medvedev Beats Djokovic To Win US Open by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:02am On Sep 13, 2021
Kingcalls:
He is not a sore or bad looser.... u dont know djokovic ...u just hear the name and probably the day u tuned on to TV and saw him play for the first time, u saw that attitude and then concluded...tho I ain't his fan, he is one of the most humble tennis players I hv ever seen on court
And the funniest one.
PoliticsRe: Bandits Capture Nigerian Military Base In Zamfara, Kill 12 Officers by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:47pm On Sep 12, 2021
meolaniyi:
The north is still calling a terrorist bandit. Somalia will be better than Nigeria Northern Nigeria the way things are going. Who says Nnadi Kanu is not a prophet.

The south has the opportunity now to embrace the truth MNK has been telling them. Ignore his name if you hate and see his position as the truth.

It will be too late for those who sitting on the fence.

God bless MNK
God bless Sunday Igboho
God bless all the freedom fighters.
Na dem go kee denseffs finish.

We will be okay
FoodRe: Photo Of Big Python And Bushpig My Brother Killed Last Night by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:40pm On Sep 11, 2021
ProfGday:
U sure say na inside bush ur bros killed this pig so?

Cos it looked like a domestic pig wey strayed go bush go see him sidechick
Not domestic, sir.

Too dark, too small and much less fat than a domestic pig.
CultureRe: Nobody Can Remove Ayiri Emami, Ologbotsere Is A Lifetime Title – Eyengho by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:17am On Sep 07, 2021
hisexcellency34:
But the new king reserves the right to appoint an Ologbotsere he is comfortable to work with, right?
It's not PDP-APC runnings o.

It's a traditional institution.
CrimeRe: Kubiet Akpan: Graduate Reportedly Beaten To Death By Police Officers by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:43am On Sep 07, 2021
donbachi:
Dis is real handiwork of village pipul.
No.

It's the work of Nigeria Police.

Please if you have grown sons, better tell them, "any enjoyment you want to enjoy, do it before 6pm. Be indoors by 6pm!!!"

Even Church programme, leave by 5:30 and run home!

Young men in the South are being targeted by the Police o!

In the South, our terrorists are wearing uniform!
Foreign AffairsRe: Colonel Doumbouya Covers President Condé With Umbrella (Throwback Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:52pm On Sep 06, 2021
kokoA:
He is loyal to the Republic of Guinea FRANCE not Mr. Conde.
SportsRe: Inside The N13bn Mansion Cristiano Ronaldo Will Be Staying At Manchester (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:18pm On Sep 05, 2021
Nuelito:
Sorry to say this but I need to dust off my kits and get ready for a bright future on the pitch

This kontri just dey do me anyhow...I really need to show my God's given talent.

Abeg....who go sponsor me...I dey ready
How old are you?

I will link you to my street team.

grin
SportsRe: Edinson Cavani: I Am Sad And Upset Over Man Utd’s Decision by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:02pm On Sep 04, 2021
NaijaDonCast:
Bloggers werey, I feel say they wanted saying he's sad over Manchester United allowing Ronaldo to oppress him lol
Bloggers are crazy, honestly!

It was EPL's decision, even.

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