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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Loses A Job After She Sent Messages Using Abbreviations by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:40am On May 05, 2018
Coldfeets:
Sir, you are guilty of the same offence!

In fact, your case is even worse.

Why not take the log out of your own eye first; and then you will see clearly to remove the splinter from your brother's eye?! lipsrsealed
grin

Y r u so srios?

M jokin wt u BT u dnt nstand.

So you could even read that nonsense I typed? You try o!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Loses A Job After She Sent Messages Using Abbreviations by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:24am On May 05, 2018
CriticMaestro:
Mumu black man, that is how u might miss on a great talent...always looking for stupid cheap respect...rubbish...to say na oyingbo type slangs giv u now, u for dey shake tail like bingo
Gd am, y do u tink u jst made sense?

because u ryt in plain English?

Tot so.
PoliticsRe: Sagay: Corrupt Nigerians Pretend To Be Sick During Trial, Playing The Sick Game by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:18am On May 05, 2018
Professor wèrè,

Tell ya oga make e behave himself!

Oops! You can't! Sorry!

He will flush your sorry arse if you stood up to him. Dino just took y'all to the cleaners by feigning Ill health. You can't ignore his claims or the human rights card will be played by Saraki and his goons.

So slink back to your corner and go lick your wounds.
PoliticsRe: Police Return Dino Melaye To National Hospital Abuja (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:07am On May 05, 2018
Shalomc:
You are so pained.
That's not all.... You are also bearing the cost of all the nonsense including the 100 million expended on the irrelevant recall exercise
Hmmmmm..... My sister.... It's like this:

I commented on a glaring and obvious scenario and you swooped in from nowhere calling for my blood.

What I do na?

Anyways,

Just take this as a peace offering and calm the feck down.

One love!

PoliticsRe: Police Return Dino Melaye To National Hospital Abuja (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:58am On May 05, 2018
fergie001:
So who dey bear all this transport cost?
You and I, brah...... You and I.

Yeah. We got the shitty deal.
PoliticsRe: Police Return Dino Melaye To National Hospital Abuja (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:54am On May 05, 2018
shocked

Dino Dino!

See stretcher with velvet pillow!

They're carrying him about like one colonial master whereas he could've walked by himself!

grin grin grin

His lawyers are bastards, walahi!
PoliticsRe: Calabar People Relocate "Governor Ayade Is Working" Signboards To Road Potholes by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:50am On May 05, 2018
Morbeta11:
Mediocre of a governor.
grin

When he was signing N1.3 Trillion Budget I just knew he was a lying nincompoop!
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: Ozekhome Explains Why Judge Refused To Send Kogi Senator To Prison by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:55am On May 04, 2018
docadams:
You are not focused.
grin

Smart guy!

You should work for Trump. Your talent dey waste for NL
CelebritiesRe: Meet Khyara Nwokora: "Flavour's Body Gives Me Orgasm Without Sex" by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:32pm On May 03, 2018
Porsche gbuo gi dia!
CrimeRe: Lady Lawyer Stabs Husband To Death In Lagos, Then Tries Killing Herself by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:40pm On May 03, 2018
biacan:
Something must have led her to commit this dreadful act..... maybe he cheated who knows.....huh
She was the one who cheated, according to the report.

Read you no go read.
PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaye Sent To Prison By Lokoja Court (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:36pm On May 03, 2018
northvietnam:
relax, make ur post reach fp then we go yan..


Modified...

Karma (car-ma) is a wordmeaning the result of a person's actions as well as the actions themselves. It is a term about the cycle of cause and effect. According to the theory ofKarma, what happens to a person, happens because they caused it with their actions.
And what actions of Dino's could have brought this "karma" on him?
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Raped By Her Sister's Husband In Oyo (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:40pm On May 02, 2018
forreelinc:
08032773199 cool come and beat me
You phone no is not the same as your address.

tongue
CrimeRe: Man Jumps From The Fifth Floor Of The UCH Ibadan In Apparent Suicide by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:13pm On May 02, 2018
xynerise:
Where is the insult?
The first word might be considered as such.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Reacts To Ban On Production Of Codeine Containing Syrups In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:12pm On May 02, 2018
No be only codeine.

A list of other stuff to ban:

1. Glue
2. Pit latrine gas
3. Gutter gas
4. Jegemu weed (how they will do that I don't know).
5. Tramadol
6. Cold tyre patch solution.
CrimeRe: Man Jumps From The Fifth Floor Of The UCH Ibadan In Apparent Suicide by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:09pm On May 02, 2018
xynerise:
Coward....

Death is not the answer ..you have succeeded in putting your family in bigger problems.
I think the insult is needless.

For sure it is wasted on the dead man.
CrimeRe: Man Jumps From The Fifth Floor Of The UCH Ibadan In Apparent Suicide by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:08pm On May 02, 2018
shocked

Wow!
CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Girl Raped By Her Sister's Husband In Oyo (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:06pm On May 02, 2018
forreelinc:
huh Hmmmm so he raped her more than 20 times and she didn't tell no one? Are you sure she wasn't enjoying it or something?
Leave you address here maybe some NL psychopaths will like to visit you.

I'm sure you will enjoy what they will do to you.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: More People Killed In Zamfara Than Benue, Taraba Put Together by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:10am On May 02, 2018
Now I'm convinced that baba is doing drugs.
CelebritiesRe: Etta Ng Chok Lam And Andi Autum, Lesbian Lovers Homeless by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:07am On May 02, 2018
divinehand2003:
Where did Jacky Chan go wrong in raising this kind of kidhuhhuh

May we not have such disasters as kids in this life or in the life to come.
He didn't raise her.

Her mom is Jackie's baby mama.
CrimeRe: Woman Selling Black Market Fuel, Burnt To Death In Delta State. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:48am On May 01, 2018
tobdee:
Candle near fuel ? haba
This is an height of ignorance...
Its true, but in a land with no light to even recharge a rechargeable light.......... lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Woman Divorces Husband Over Weak Erection by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:45am On May 01, 2018
Evablizin:
Sharp sharp the man don remarry without treating the weak erection problem.

I have nothing to say.
You shouldn't have anything to say na.

Is it not a real, flesh and blood woman that married him?
Foreign AffairsRe: Hillary Clinton Changes Her Twitter Bio After Chimamanda Adichie's Interview by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:53am On May 01, 2018
I hope the witch is now satisfied.
FamilyRe: Mother & Daughter Sucking Their Fingers: When I Was Young, It Was Wrong. But Now by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:50am On May 01, 2018
Oyebee91:
So frosh n clean. ..rubbing my d*ck on skin will surely make me cum cool
That's the objective of the picture.

Forget thumb sucking.
Car TalkRe: These Are The Dirtiest And The Most Germ-riddled Parts Of Your Car-By Motorpoint by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:44am On May 01, 2018
lustychima:
Only microbiologist will understand
I'm not a microbiologist yet I'm not totally ignorant.

I must ask the OP to be specific on what pathogens were encountered (if they were pathogens at all), what diseases they would cause and how resistant the strains are to the most common medicines.
EducationRe: Report Randy Lecturers, FUNAAB VC Tells Students by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:21am On May 01, 2018
However beautiful or sexy she may be, a lecturer will not normally go after a really "brainy" (that's to say, hardworking) girl.

If a girl is doing extremely well in her courses, failing woefully in one course is gonna stick out like a sore thumb. It happened to a girl in my set (a case of nonacademic staff magomago) and it backfired because a lot of lecturers expressed surprise at her failing the course.

Another girl I know was a victim, but, the young lecturer put himself in trouble because a lot of professors (some of them women) knew her as a serious student and liked her and were encouraging her.

However, a lotta girls want to catch their fun on and off campus, so they give their studies a lot less time and dedication. Even if they actually passed the course in question, the carryovers they already have will lend credence to the lecturer claiming that they failed.

Most hardworking effico girls rarely have the time to groom themselves into the delectable tasty morsels the randy lecturers drool over, but that's not always the reason for sexual harassment.

The best thing a girl can do is to be serious with her studies and befriend powerful women lecturers as much as possible.

Education is why she's in school, after all.
PoliticsRe: Nnia Nwodo's House After Bomb Explosion (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:24am On Apr 30, 2018
Donpresh95:
An inconsistent person can't rule great Igbo RACE. Else the Ohaneze Youth will expel him and if he refuses, they uproot him with fire.

We ain't other tribe that is ready to lick Oba or Emir or Sultan poo even if he ain't doing well.

Long live Nnamdi Kanu. Eze ndị eze Biafra I ga adiriri He remans the only King whom Both Ohaneze ndị Igbo Both Youth and old, IPOB,Non IPOB,Non Igbos, Respects because he is untainted, Upright and straight forward.

God bless Ohamadike. If you quote me wrongly,go ahead and hug transformer
Hmmmmm.....

Bomber?
CelebritiesRe: Fans Go Gaga For Wizkid And Tiwa Savage's New Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:21am On Apr 30, 2018
ARRANT NONSENSE!

HOW DIS ONE TAKE EPP BENUE PIPU?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Experiencing Ethnic Cleansing, Needs International Help - Soyinka Says by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:05am On Apr 30, 2018
Ethnic cleansing?

Maybe in the central states, but even then, the Fulani will have to kill millions of people. That will need the full, overt support of the Government (e.g Radovan Karadzic's Balkan war).

What we have here is much worse except for the scale (thank God) though it can get there if it becomes a religious conflict.

What we have here is the wanton destruction of lives with impunity within a state that claims sovereignty, with the elected Government either looking the other way or covertly aiding the killings (probably both).

Why is it worse? Because the international community will not come in, guns blazing, while there is a sitting, democratically elected government. Not without said government asking them for help. Do you think this man will call for help against his kinsmen? Think again!

This is bad on a different level. Liberia was far gone before it became an international affair, and that only happened after Doe was gruesomely murdered. In what condition do you think Nigeria will be before Aso Rock is overrun? Don't even imagine it, please!

All this being said, I hope Prof is in hiding abroad already, because they will most likely come for him.
PoliticsRe: Saraki And Buhari At Amanda Mustapha's Wedding Reception (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:02pm On Apr 29, 2018
The groom looks like he doesn't know what he's doing.......like everything's being done for him.
PoliticsRe: What Buhari And Trump Will Discuss About In First Official Meeting by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:43pm On Apr 29, 2018
Okoroawusa:
Omo Igbo in mi.Sugbon,Eko ni'won bi emi si
O gbìyànjú.
PoliticsRe: What Buhari And Trump Will Discuss About In First Official Meeting by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:17pm On Apr 29, 2018
Okoroawusa:
Iwo to ori e pe


kini achievement ti e l'aiye t'ewa hin?

Maba emi wi mo!


goodbye!
Wòó bó se nfi tipá so yorùbá!

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