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Politics › Re: Pictures From The Construction Of The 2nd Niger Bridge by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:35pm On Apr 29, 2018

balosunky:
2019 is near

Yes na!

Politics › Re: Ghosts Behind Dino Melaye’s Recall – Kogi APC by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:34pm On Apr 29, 2018

“ The messages are very clear ; that Sen . Melaye is the most popular senator ever produced by Kogi West , ” the statement said

Sen. Melaye is the most popular senator ever.
Period!

Thanks to Bello.

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Politics › Re: What Buhari And Trump Will Discuss About In First Official Meeting by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:29pm On Apr 29, 2018

Okoroawusa:
Iwo nko?

codeine ti affect opolo ti e

Orí e gbálè lánàá, àbí?

Eni t'órí rè pé ò lè so ñkan t'óo so yen.

Politics › Re: What Buhari And Trump Will Discuss About In First Official Meeting by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:22pm On Apr 29, 2018

Okoroawusa:
The best President Nigeria ever had

Mo rò pé o ti mu sépè.

Politics › Re: What Buhari And Trump Will Discuss About In First Official Meeting by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:18pm On Apr 29, 2018

"......They also note that former U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson visited Nigeria in March in a first five-country African tour embarked upon by any official of the Trump administration"

......aaaaaand Tillerson got his arse fired before he landed back in DC.

Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Female Worker Sent Back Home For Wearing This To Church (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:00pm On Apr 29, 2018

HallaDaTruth:
THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT DRESS

She wants you to think so....

That's why she didn't snap the back view!

grin

Politics › Re: "Yahaya Bello Wasted N5Bn On Senator Melaye’s Failed Recall Plot" - PDP Claims by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:52pm On Apr 29, 2018

FAAAAAAIFFF BIIIILLLIIIION!

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Politics › Re: ABASI AYAYA: Dino Melaye Sings Praises To God (VIDEO) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:49pm On Apr 29, 2018

Bello be like...

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Romance › Re: How My Friend Tried Raping Me After Initially Being Extremely Nice - Lady by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:03am On Apr 29, 2018

tooawesome:
I don't believe this liar. So why did you go to his house if not for sex, what were you expecting? Abeg shut up and sleep

Ladies do get stranded and need help.

I attended an interview years back. I met s girl who actually had to spend the night with a couple of security guys in their post. She was desperate and just approached them for a place to sleep. They graciously gave up their bed and even though they were supposed to work in shifts, they both stayed up while she slept.

This guy had sex in mind well before that time and had been looking for the opportunity.

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Celebrities › Re: Remember Agu From Beasts Of No Nation Movie? This Is Him Now by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:17am On Apr 29, 2018

Another lazy youth.....

What is wrong with this country?

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Events › Re: Bride Stuns In Massive Cleveage-Baring Dress On Her Wedding Day (photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:43pm On Apr 28, 2018

torin:
SEE ANOTHER PHOTOS OF HER BREAST HERE>>> http://www.gistmore.com/bride-stuns-massive-cleveage-baring-dress-wedding-day-photo

Who did this to you?

_{Make we dey click link to dey look anoda man wife bress come dey swallow spit, abi? Mttttsseeeeew!}

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye’s Recall: Faleke Mocks Gov Bello Over ‘failed’ Verification Exercise by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:39pm On Apr 28, 2018

chukwukahenry:
wetin man go do?

Sharp guy!

OK. I go take 1 like 1 share bless your hustle.

Foreign Affairs › Re: South Koreans Cheer In City Square To Celebrate The Peace Agreement(Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:38pm On Apr 28, 2018

Tocheagle:
I pray this Peace lasts, i hope its not one of those endtimes peace in the Bible that will happen before a super war breaks out . My opinion though

That one is in Israel.

Don't worry, Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner is working on that one........

Any time soon.......

lipsrsealed

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye’s Recall: Faleke Mocks Gov Bello Over ‘failed’ Verification Exercise by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:27pm On Apr 28, 2018

chukwukahenry:
click like to recall Buhari, share to recall yahaya Bello

Only you wan pack likes and shares!

angry

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Sports › Re: Can You Name The 4 Wrestling Legends In These Pictures? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:04pm On Apr 28, 2018

[quote author=armadeo post=66979215]Mighty Igor.

Mill mascara.

Ox baker

Don't know the last dude [/quote

Tex McKenzie.

Huge guy (6ft9in)

The others are all correct.

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye‘s Recall Constituents Claim Their Signatures Were Falsified - video by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:02pm On Apr 28, 2018

poseidon12:
Four random men? If the names of those 'four random men' were fraudulently listed as it appears, then I suspect that we are probably dealing with much more than four random men. I could hear one of the guys complaining that the names of his family members are also fraudulently listed.
The whole thing is a charade of course. As a lot of the guys were saying, it is the Governor Yahaya Bello (and your Buhari, of course) that deserve to be recalled.

They will soon claim that the guys were paid to make those complaints, and even though that doesn't make sense, a lot of people will believe it.

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye‘s Recall Constituents Claim Their Signatures Were Falsified - video by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:51pm On Apr 28, 2018

IgbosAreOsus:
Shut up
How much did Dino pay you?

I am Okun and Dino doesn't know me from anywhere let alone pay me anything.

What the guy you quoted said is the truth. We even view Dino's antics in the chamber as extreme let alone arming boys to do what? Who are Dino's enemies that he needed to suppress and with just 2 or 3 boys with shotguns?

Who is the name behind the recall? There has been a massive forgery and falsification. This should be investigated and let us see the person to whom it will lead.

If someone can go to INEC, get the genuine Voter's Register, write out names of REAL people (living or dead, they didn't know) and FORGE signatures, can they not arrange to frame a couple of actual criminals or offer arrested robbery suspects a deal if they would sign a false statement?

This is Nigeria and we are all aware of what Nigerian politicians can do.

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye‘s Recall Constituents Claim Their Signatures Were Falsified - video by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:47pm On Apr 28, 2018

RexTramadol1:
Even in death.....Dinosaur is scoring points
No be small jazz!

Jazz?

The recall was all fake. The accusations? Timed to keep Dino out of action while they tried to "arrange" the recall process.

Well, the electorate would have none of that.

Crime › Re: Husband & Wife Arrested For Selling Their 2yr Old Baby, Claim Hardship Caused It by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:08pm On Apr 28, 2018

Nwakaego......Ego ka nwa.....

lipsrsealed

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye’s Recall: Polling Units Empty by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:52pm On Apr 28, 2018

NwaAmaikpe:

Kogi indigenes will be fools to devote irreplaceable manhours and valuable time they would have used in copulating to go aid a demon-possessed, youthful-exuberant, misguided governor in his personal fights.

Copulating is good.

Far better than roasting in the sun for free.

Travel › Re: Car Driven By Sleeping Driver Veers Of The Road; Hits And Uproot Streetlight by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:49pm On Apr 28, 2018

Knocks down streetlight.

It would be "uprooted "if it were a tree.

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Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye's Recall: Live Updates (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:44pm On Apr 28, 2018

NairaMaster1:
Besides the poverty and hunger.

My brother I taya for some Nigerians ooo.

The electorates are suppose to snap the signatures and go to court.
As at 11.11am at Kabawa Primary School polling unit of Ward E no single voter has voted. They complained that though it's their names that are on the displayed list, its not their signature..."
"

Why is it not their signatures?

Because it was all fake!

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Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye's Recall: Live Updates (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:39pm On Apr 28, 2018

mathinips:
At Egbeda Eggs no turn out

Egbeda-Egga.

Politics › Re: Buhari: "I Would Have Been Part Of Fulani Herdsmen If I Didn't Go To School" by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:08pm On Apr 27, 2018

NwaAmaikpe:

What's the moral of his rabble?

Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Sentenced To Jail In U.K For Possession Of Drugs And Guns. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:01pm On Apr 27, 2018

NwaChibuzor44:
I knew it would be a yor**a man. If they are not pushing drugs in malaysia, they are constituting nuisance in europe.

Na Yoruba get UK. Na flatoskis get Malaysia, India, China, Indonesia, SA, Vietnam and the rest of the world.

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Romance › Re: I Asked Her Out, But She Said Let's Just Be Friends by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:42pm On Apr 27, 2018*

Zealoy:
Pls guys there's this babe I love so much so I approached her and asked her out but she says let's just be friends that she's not yet ready for Relationship yet, pls guys what do u think I'll say to her cuz I can't stand being just a friend I want to be more than just a friend to her.

You don't.

I mean, you don't love her.

How can you conclude you love her?

Have you been through thick and thin together?

Do you even know her? How much of her do you know? Have you found out her dirty little secrets? Have you seen her flaws?

Please rephrase: you are interested in her and you want to get to know her better.

Lots of people got messed up because they thought they were in love and got the shock of their lives when the object of their fantasy was revealed to be the stuff of nightmares.

That being said, respect her. Don't try to buy her. A self-respecting lady will not rush after your money like a hungry chicken.

Be yourself. If she finds any pretense in you, that's it.

She might even have a steady BF but is having doubts about that relationship, or she's just a loose girl in the business of keeping more than one BF at a time.

Unless you ma na de ponmo you just wan chop clean mouth sha o. If na dat one, all dis English wey I write no be for you.

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Travel › Re: Scores Of Passengers Killed In Fatal Bus Accident In Anambra State. Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:37pm On Apr 26, 2018

Excessive speeding on a good stretch of road.

Accidents do happen, but the speed of travel as at occurrence determines the extent of devastation and death.

RIP to the poor passengers.

Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Miracle Has Sold His Soul To Devil & Illuminati - Chat Between 2 Guys by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:26pm On Apr 26, 2018

afroniger:
Wait a minite, how can one join this illumina-whatever because it's like only successful people are their members. The sheeples can continue in their poverty and penury while getting fleeced.

Just go to BBNaija 2019 and agree to expose your junk and shag strangers on live TV.

Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Miracle Has Sold His Soul To Devil & Illuminati - Chat Between 2 Guys by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:10pm On Apr 26, 2018*

Don't ever envy these people.

Everyone in BBNaija is a winner, an instant celebrity. Why?

This is a deliberate denigration of hard work, honesty, integrity and other virtues.

These days, are we not hearing stuff like "who book epp?" "No be by work o" and "papa God pick my call", how will God pick your call when you cannot pay the price?

Nothing comes without a price. No such thing as free lunch. Believe it of not, these young men and ladies have given something up for the fame they currently have.

Same for the entertainment industry. Nollywood is their abbatoir! That's where they pick cattle to slaughter.

Even Freeze is in on it. He definitely has a point as pastors are not really saints like they ought to be, but, seriously, is it only pastors? Why not speak against politicians too? Always saying trash about tithe, what of the voting money paid by the compendium of fools watching BBNaija? Freeze, you no see dat one, abi?

The thing that gets to me the most is the jettisoning of all things called virtue. Money is all. Just look at Hushpuppi and Mompha, famous for jetting all over just spending.

All of them say " na Baba God" yet they do not honour God in any way.

Well, anyone is free to make their choices.

I have chosen not to fall for the ruse and, thank God, they did not use my money as parr of their N5billion windfall.

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Crime › Re: Herdsmen Kill Seven In Benue Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:40pm On Apr 26, 2018

I don't think I want to talk this time.

This is too much, naa!

Family › Re: Pregnant Woman Drags Her Man In Maternity Photoshoot by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:35pm On Apr 26, 2018

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Politics › Re: Senate Summons Buhari Over Benue Killings by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:32pm On Apr 26, 2018

asobo:
PLS HOW CAN I POST ON THIS FORUM. TNX

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