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43 dead.

In Naija we might say:, "only 43?"

Because lots more have been murdered in their beds than these protesters.

God save Nigeria!

Hmmmmmm......

And someone will tell me illuminati aren't real.

All this talk about sex, sex, sex..... Nude and seminude pics.....

Old Nollywood wouldn't do it, and we watched those old guys fade out.

Now they've been replaced by moral vacuums who get endless endorsement deals with companies throwing free money at them?

BBNaija is pretty much the same thing. Nobody will give 45m and record deals to MTN Project Fame winners for their skills and dedication, yet, BAM!! N45M for having sex on TV.

I don taya self.

Lemme come and be going.

Is it not Fashola that bought that Range Rover, or this is a different one?

Anyways, it's needed in the Nigeria we're in today.

As long as he doesn't carry the cars home when handing over.

Omo!

So that's what it takes! Ask men to direct food sharing!

Issokay!

Honestly,

I came for the height difference.

flyca:
How do non-smokers end up with brown teeth?


Please don't quote me and say rubbish. I'm a very quiet somborry o

1.Coffee

2. Ofe mmanu

Just 2 possible ways.

Harmoony:
Unfortunately talent don't mean anything in this part of the world

That's what the internet is for.

Slay queens are gonna have a field day with this niggah....

Rape accusation loading......

With the colorful pattern, her hair and complexion, she kinda looks like a Native Australian (Aborigine)

congorasta:
dirty afonigrams

Look dem well.

These guys are fulanis.

NSCDC regulates private security companies.

These guys neva settle!

Dasall!

Beht,

Dis geh no fine na!

They got history.

Please!

DON'T WATCH!

Nna, na wit basket we go take pack goals set day.

I'm shuddering already.

She was hypnotized by the suction!

That guy must be a vulcanizer!

iAudio:
All 56 of them live in the same house, so Nigeria police went there with their sophistication and arrested them all.

I just weak, I swear!

I look dapper too, but no one cares.

So, why should I care about this?

GreyLaw:
Unserious kid.

Who comes to make an academic presentation wearing rubbish?

I support the professor; she's right.

This is not about religion or morality, but about professionalism.

She's not "unserious".

She did her research, prepared her slides and came ready for the defence.

The problem is in the American society, where morality has long died.

They are coming for us in Nigeria too, you know.

That's why your eyes will pop out of their sockets when you hear BBNaija prize is N100million!

Molester Kemmen
Fornicators TeddyA, Bambam, Miracle, Nina, all of them have been glossed up and fools are celebrating them. Even that pile of junk CeeC was able to confidently declare "you will celebrate me", and why not?

ItzBIM:
I'm pretty sure you have heard a statement like this before "After sex some girls have nothing else to offer" well I am here to tell you ladies some things you can offer in a relationship apart from sex.

1. HUMOR

No man wants a girl with no sense of humor, some girls think a relationship is a one-sided affair, as long as he is making me laugh and happy am ok. Wrong. It should also be the other way around. A sense of humor is a necessity in life and you should enjoy using it to its fullest extent. Don't get angry over every little thing learn to laugh at yourself once in a while.

2. EQUAL CONTRIBUTIONS

You should be able to provide for your man as much as he provides for you because he deserves to feel safe and loved too. Strive to match his ambition, not stand on the sidelines while he does all of the work. No reason why you shouldn't be able to assist during difficult times, taking him on dates.

3. HUMILITY

A woman should possess the humility needed to set aside her own needs and give support to her man. This can be as small as giving him control over the remote or as big as choosing what kind of car to buy. Of course, you would have your preferences. You will voice your opinions. But overall, you know making your man happy will ultimately help you, and the relationship thrive.

4. SUPPORT
"Behind every successful man, there is a woman"
A man needs someone who has his back. A woman is great at this because she falls into the role of chief supporter. Women naturally encourage and support. They tell their men they are doing a great job, and that they are good at what they do.
When your man has issues with a co-worker, you should be able to help him understand how to deal with it. Give him the extra push he needs to take care of business. When he succeeds, you celebrate with him.

5. LOYALTY
You should be loyal to your man. Make dishonesty repulsive to you. If you make a commitment, make sure you stick to it. Mean what you say and stay loyal to your man no matter how far away you are.

Thanks for reading

Feel free to add yours

Any man demanding all this shii from a woman should put a ring on her finger like a boss.

Cutlasses?

You sure shay no be farm dese boys dey go?

Police dey lie o!

Too bad....

How is this rubbish news?

Efe snapped a picture in 2014, so what?

Is it that he is no longer snapping or what?

ShyCypher:


OMG

So na true? This "thunder fire you dia" dey work oh.

On a serious note, this your flashing GIF is dangerous to some o. It can induce epileptic fit.

Thunder fire her!

See lazy yoots!

They have too much time on their hands, thanks to Bubu's failure at job creation, so they could use pure water to put out a fire that Bubu's failed fire service couldn't.

Odimma!

See lazy yoots!

They have too much time in their hands, thanks to Bubu, so they could use pure water to put out a fire that Bubu's failed fire service couldn't.

O dinma!

obailala:
For all these folks calling out Osinbajo, is there really any adult Nigerian who doesnt know vice presidents in Nigeria are more like zero-authority APPOINTEES of the president?... Why do we have so many people acting so ignorant of this simple fact lately?

It shouldn't be so, and we're calling for the ideal situation. It's not like things should just keep going the same way in this country.

These guys can hit police in their budget allocation o.

Idris won't smile by then.

Good.

Final protest is in 2019.

PVC is the best placard.

If Osinbajo will not speak for his people, let him go back to.his parish.

tragergeorge:
how many have you reported to the authorities since you know their movement

If na you, you go report?

E go fear confession, na!

IamaNigerianGuy:
How did you answer ? Lying in confession is another sin entirely

Body count!

Na serial killer?