₦airaland Forum

TemplarLandry:
Keep chasing shadows sir.

You didn't read the post at all, did you?

SmartyPants:
There's nothing unusual about it. As Africa's largest economy, Nigeria is of interest to BRICS. As an emerging superpower, BRICS is of interest to Nigeria.

Now, does Nigeria have to join BRICS in order to enjoy the benefits? No. We can participate as friendly outsiders.

You are an adult and should be able to reason this far.

Keep deceiving yourself.

THEY CHOSE ETHIOPIA!

If BRICS invited Nigeria to join, these pretentious IMBECILES would have trumpeted it all over the airwaves.

Unfortunately for you perpetually-in-denial ostriches, they can't tell that lie in their usual fashion, because BRICS will refute it immediately.

So we can safely accept that the importance of Nigeria to BRICS is grossly overrated.

In bed with the US, yet famzing with BRICS.....àwọn ópónú.

tsdarkside:
“There are so many variables that need to be taken into cognizance. We have to evaluate so many tendencies and issues that require engagements with the economic advisory council, the Federal Executive Council, and even the National Assembly before an informed decision towards joining the BRICS would be taken.”

that igbos dont even understand this realy baffles me....

It's like attending an interview without applying for the job.

No amount of English or whitewash will justify his attending when the FG didn't apply.

CodeTemplar:
Oga this you curse is not the best o. Voting APC is not a crime, rigging them in is.

I agree with the bolded.

It's not a crime. It's madness.

It's not a crime to be mad, but mad people get locked up too.

Seefinish:
If I believe that under this suffering, unemployment has fallen, I will believe that my mum was a virgin when she gave birth to me

Go and check their new definition of "employment" (working for 1 hour to 19 hours per WEEK)!



The idiotic clowns simply reduced the standards to make themselves feel good about nothing.

With businesses going under, how did unemployment reduce?

AfonjaEmir:
Two People that planned to overthrow Putin.

The bad Guy took them out...

Putin is Rugged.

NOW THAT WAGNER OGA is DEAD can Tinubu now enter NIGER REPUBLIC and effect RENEWED HOPE, as a worthless defender of democracy?

If Tinubu doesnt achieve anything..he is a Bloody and certified Coward. Worse than Awolowo.

We watch..

You think it's Wagner protecting Niger?

Think again.

Putin wants to use Wagner to avoid it looking like the Red Army is involved.

Meanwhile,

Do you likewise think Wagner is not organised and will fall apart with Prigozhin's death?

Think again.

Such groups always have a second-in-command, and they're usually more brutal than the boss himself.

talented321:
I know u are overtaken by joy'' but i don't think posting the kid online is necessary for now.....
All the same u and ur wife are great and enduring people....
1. Op don't forget this part...... So so important.....

My brother!

You are 100% correct!

There are maniacs on Nairaland sha!

Hezzyluv:
Damn... me reminiscing already.

That bow behind the clay pot with wet sand... Is the compressor

Na de STABILIZER.

FalseProphet1:
I'm very disappointed that I didn't make that list despite the fact that all my prophesies have all come pass. How can Nigeria move forward when we cannot be honest with little things. Everyone knows that award belongs to me, but corruption and tribalism wouldn't all them give it to me.

Well I'll continue my prophesies and keep on winning spiritual awards.

This I have seen.

You will be awarded "Man of the Year", slightly edging out HeartlessMan.

This I have not seen, because I'm not a false prophet.

thesilentman:
She is married and a senior in my department. She never got tired complimenting my eloquence-always says she likes the way i speak.

Everyday,she'd wait for me so we can work together out of the plant and anyday i tell her i ain't ready for home yet,she gets clearly pissed.We chit-chat a lot.

Yesterday,she cosied up to my desk,as usual and said,in the presence of fellow colleagues,"Baby...oh,sorry,mr bla bla bla..."

Everyone was gobsmacked cos that's the same way she addresses her hubby who ocassionally drops her at work.

Now tongues have been wagging on account of that incidence-that both of us are probably...

I tried to dismiss the matter by saying that it was a freudian slip but my colleagues who were not having any of it,just told me to be careful.

Wahala dey o!

Beware of being turned into an emotional crutch.

IconicR:
I don't believe in friendship or trust people anymore. I use to be so carefree and very generous till I learnt my lessons the very hard way.
My mom is my best friend and gist partner, any other friend is an acquaintance and they know it.

Good for you!

For some, it's their mothers that are the roadblock to a great future.

Agbábíàkáòòò!!



It's that "Single and Happy" that got me!

MTNnews:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/08/roads-constructed-under-tinubull-last-minimum-6-years-umahi/

And this man is proud to call himself an engineer!

In Osun, there are roads built under BISI AKANDE that are still solid.

Roads are meant to last DECADES, not mere years.

RawSex:
I'm scared o

Majorly because of money and achievement and not because of youthfulness.

May God help us

Like it or not, you'll be 30 someday.

The best thing to do is prepare, cause it's coming.

Lemme burst your bubble: as a man, it gets worse.

Rich or not, Bro, e no easy to be man.

RawSex:
The fear of 30 is real

Even me as a guy is not finding it funny

I will pause my age at 28 for the next 6 years, too much pressure on a male figure and the country is not helping

You dey fear 30!



Go ask ya elders who are longing to be 30 again.

The hoes think they still have time because they're not thirty yet.

They should ask the "Aunties" around them how fast 30 can roll by like a runaway train.

greatiyk4u:
Far better self

All the AGF does is protect the interests of his principal and party.

BennyDGreat:
While working on a couple of projects this week, I came in contact with the profile of someone from Facebook.

He's a convener of a large-sized conference within a University setting. What immediately caught my attention was the number of speakers that attended his last event.

I tried to zoom in on the graphics design but I got overwhelmed almost immediately.

A lot of thoughts began to run through my mind and I began to question the effectiveness of this type of conference.

Sometimes, conferences like this could start from 8AM and end around 4/5pm. In some cases, you get refreshment and slight breaks. In other cases, you get no breaks nor refreshment.

What do you think is the maximum amount of speakers a single day event ought to have?

How many hours is the max amount you would expect from a single day event?

Would the attendees ever take home information they can work on or would they be too full to even digest due to information overload?

Why do these conveners gather so many folks?
For networking? For show off? Or for the attendees to have enough established folks to network with?...share your thoughts....let's engage Nairaland!

BY Ebenezer Mabinuola

I'm sure there are discussion panels with several "speakers" as panelists.

obembet:
I think this one of the most hilarious conversation so far, the boy understood and the sugar Daddy need to complies.


Source: @mufasatundeednut

How many of us zoomed to see Zaddy's picture?

myyansh68:
cubs are so cute and playful.

Yeah.

They also grow up.

aderadio1:
Story for the gods. She never wan die. Upon all the stretch of 3rd mainland bridge na where people dey she go stop.

Where for 3rd Mainland Bridge pipu no dey?

You sabi 3rd Mainland at all?

For South, slap one soldier ordinary slap, den go load denseff from barracks come beat innocent pipu, even kill pipu sef.

For North, den go spray dem bullet, slaughter dem like chicken, notin ho happen.....

Abuja is already OK...Na de outskirts and hinterlands be de real FCT.

Nothing happens in those places.

If he can provide basic infrastructure and open up the farmlands to connect them to markets, provide water for villagers, then he'll have done well.

I doubt he'll do such, though.

Because a lot of Nigerians are ethnoreligiously bigoted shitheads!

Napata77:
YOU ARE TALKING RUBBISH.

WHAT LOVE?

THEY ARE TREATING HIM LIKE A PIECE OF DIRT.

EMOTIONAL ABUSE.

THE GUY’S TELLING YOU HOW THEY’VE SUPPRESSED AND VICTIMISED HIM HIS WHOLE LIFE AND SHOT HIS CONFIDENCE TO PIECES WHEREBY HE FINDS IT HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS OR RELATE TO OTHERS, AND THAT IS “Love” TO YOUR THICK SKULL?

IDIOT.

IT IS YOUR NARCISSISTIC TYPE WHO OPPRESS OTHERS AND TELL THEM TO BE GRATEFUL.

BECAUSE YOU ARE OPPRESSING THEM OUT OF ‘Love’.

DEVILS.

IMAGINE THREATENING SOMEONE THAT IF HE FINDS HIS OWN PLACE LIKE THE MAN HE IS, THEY WOULD ABANDON HIM IF HE GOT IN TROUBLE.

THAT’S NOT LOVE.

THAT IS EMOTIONAL ABUSE AND MANIPULATION.

You sound pained.

I wonder what you went through growing up.

Sorry, eh?

DrGoodman:
They thought this is bombing innocent civilians at Izombe.

The coas will quietly leave the state today out of fear, and return to issue statements against ipob who are defending their farmlands against killers.

This guy don fall my hand.

E dey remind me of the lizard Rango.

All mouth.

Omicronvaccine:
Groom Updates WhatsApp Status with "Fear Women" During Wedding, Rejects Drink From Bride (Video)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg12n7FpwtY

Why did this cretinous idiot marry?

He should have gone to Bobrisky for booty call instead.

Nbote:
Dem don use una head drink garri.. A Nigerian military helicopter was shot down in Niger state. Nigerian soldiers are being killed in their numbers by bandits and terrorists, why una no dey focus on that one

Dia head no even worth to soak garri sef.....den don wash hand on top den head!

Pipu wey don sell den brain.....den no fit think ordinary think.

Impersonator2:
Ngige did it, oga go and check and besides umunuko and Ukpor are the same place - umunuko is in Ukpor - you get?

we dey talk people wey never go village since past 15 years sef dey talk.
oga better stick to your gala selling in traffic and leave village matter for us that frequently visits.

If Ngige did it, then he did a terrible job, because now Soludo had to redo it.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Hmmmmm



You are not a real niggar

And let me tell you there is no rules in life
Have seen people who don't smoke, do drugs womanize and drink alcohol yet they will still fall sick and die before the age of just forty
Even the normal beer we drink contains sugar more than the coke

A lot of people don't know this.

DestinedForGrea:
Hello everyone.

Please I need an urgent advice from the mature minds here. I'm about to take a decision that has the potential to change the course of my life.

A quick background:
I come from a family consisting of five "children", of which I'm the fourth. Right from the days of my childhood, my parents and older siblings have had a firm control over me. They often dictated the friends I'd keep, placed I'd go to, where I should be, and almost how I should behave.

I was mostly indoors because they didn't want me playing around. That had an impact on my personality, because I couldn't master the ability to make friends, express myself confidently, and get involved in social activities that my peers relished.

Fastforward to this point:

I'm in my late 20s, a graduate and an NYSC cert holder, and although the level of control has been minimized, I still experience a bit of it. I don't have a place of my own for now, so I stay in the family house, but my older ones are independent in that aspect though they don't stay far from the family house.

I have a job too, but the salary is not even enough to take care of myself and support the home for a week.

Now here's the issue, I got a job offer from someone I served with during my NYSC, in a state about 8 hours from my current state of residence. It's the same job with the one I'm on right now (a teaching job) but with a slightly better payment return.

The person has a good relationship with the principal of the school, so according to him, the job is secure. I had to accept it because I'm tired of my current situation, and I'm tired of the life I'm living here -- my social life is next to zero, I don't have friends close by, I'm not socially active, and I need to explore. With my little savings, I plan to get an apartment as cheap as possible when I get there.

The problem is everyone is kicking against , because they're concerned about my safety, how I'm going to cope alone in this harsh economy. They've told me that if I decide to leave against their wish, that I'll be on my own and won't get their hands involved if anything goes wrong.

At the moment, I'm thinking of standing my ground and sticking to my decision, because I'm depressed from being in this environment, but I'm a bit afraid of my family cutting ties with me.

Please any advice? I really need some right now.

Thanks!

You have a family that loves you.

Better thank God first.

Imagine where you'll be now if you were an orphan.

lolu2019:
Always clean ur system.use herbs

Just drink water.