₦airaland Forum

Jewessgratitud3:
Yes balila .
Then there's blue dream. One girl used it in my class in SS 2 then. Chai.. I used to like sitting near her because of that perf.
Yeah.. but they're no longer the same. Seduction is no longer in the market o.

Ah.....when I saw the perfs you showed in your post, I was like, "this person is young o" 😄

Balila, Miyake and Issey Miyake (the man just died last year, I think) were reigning when I was doing NYSC/starting work sef.

dkidd:
Instead of all that why not respect his choice as an individual.. My dad kept five and saw us all through uni even to the point of starting our own families and is still strong and sound travelling around the globe at will till tomorrow. So just congratulate the man or lock up. Abi na u dey help polygamous men handle their families?

Is this period the same as your Dad's time?

Dey play.

Oya, goan marry 5 wives now, if your neck no go long like spaghetti.

PrinceOfLagos:
She no even fine

At almost 60 years?

nairalandkachy1:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/nigeria-ranks-22nd-for-cheapest-petrol-report/?fbclid=IwAR3Eyy5L0lHseKngZ-qHD4BbA52gzji3TUiy6omvii3X4GWqIjX0211MYvI

See Full List here:
https://www.globalpetrolprices.com/gasoline_prices/

How do we rank in purchasing power?

GuruboiNaija:
https://.ng/2024/01/06/i-was-offered-a-lot-to-work-against-tinubu-wike/

No doubt.

He was also offered more to work with the Bulabaa of Borgu.

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I hereby declare a total war against name checkers on Nairaland.

Anyone who draws attention to the tribe of a criminal on a thread about a crime will be banned. This applies regardless of whether they do it overtly or covertly. Every offender will collect a ban because this is regarded as a tribal insult.

The minimum ban period is 14 days. If you have offended multiple times, it's 30 days. If you keep offending, you may be permanently banned.

- Seun Osewa.

PS: I've just made a communication breakthrough with the moderators on this issue. I expect results.

What of those people who turn every single post into an opportunity to bash tribes?

Can you do something about those creatures as well?

aestake:
No orders once it is fulani-rekated. Shey you no go tell yourself the truth?

One can dream......

Raskimonojendor:
Tinubu should declare a state of emergency on the state just like Obj did in 2004. That means setting the governor aside and suspending the state legislature. Time for an administrator to step in, preferably a retired army general.

Maybe not setting the governor aside, just placing the entire security apparatus in the state under an administrator within the state who now works with the governor.

The advantage of this is that all military, paramilitary and police formations will function as a unit to quell the threats, instead of waiting for orders to filter down their respective chains of command which could well be compromised.

3shadi:
You should have thought about the dangers and everything before starting such an investigation, we do not investigate such in Nigeria, I pray something befalls you soon

Remember the Gandollar guy? Jaafar?

He's still alive and well after releasing the video of Ganduje's gown swallowing USD.

They do investigate stuff like this.

It's just that the evil people don't like it, and from the bolded, you seem to be one of them.

BluntCrazeMan:
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Undercover Reporter blew his own cover by himself..

I knew things would get to this.

Once he made his findings public and it involved some Nigerian institutions like NYSC (they sent a call-up letter) and NIS (passport and backdated stamps) he was sure to get backlash.

Tolujid:
Anything Africa is always an African. As if the the first to to use drugs.

Abeg who do us

Leave Africa out of it.

I've seen a documentary on drugs in the US, mehn!

See streets where syringes with needles are like leaves on the ground in the dry season! Blood and vomit on the sidewalks.

See, this current generation of youths are in trouble!

LUGBE:
Unnecessary

Honestly!

Edoreborn:
Ahh!! Na ripe girls ooo...chai bandits

The lustful idiots targeted the man because of the girls.

caye:
18th century Haiti...the story changed within one month.
The wicked elite, rich french slavers we're killed in their thousands.

For that , the Europeans are still exacting revenge through various forms till this day.

Different story.

Toussaint D'ouverture and his people were fighting against foreign imperialism and slavery, so they were united.

Our Naija no be de same oooo!

The thieving politicians have apologists everywhere, even here on Nairaland. They have people ready to die for them for a pittance (agberos and other miscreants) and idiots ready to support them for such tenuous links as tribe and religion!

A movement un-united, is bound to fail.

Just look at ENDSARS.

I broke lifelong friendships because I was appalled at the nonsense some of my "friends" were spewing.

ogododo:
Na de man popularise Zangallo back kick. Na legend u be four world cups as player/ coach. Sail well.

Some records go hard to break o....

The man was a legendary player and coach.

caye:
.and after the poor have killed the poor for a long time, you think it won't enter their minds that, " isn't it time we start killing the corrupt rich also?'.

But truly, it will take some time before it gets to that level.

You haven't taken into account the fact that the bandits and BH and UGM are not "the poor", but goon squads of some "rich and powerful" people pushing whatever twisted agenda they have.

Call me pessimistic, but I don't see the corrupt rich ever becoming victims. Not as long as they have ill-gotten wealth to throw around.

He should still be in there, with a whole host of his peers currently walking free.

matify83:
I'm not too certain of that.

Infact, Bandits held sway even when their son- Buhari was the president and a billion dollar was committed to the course of fighting insecurity.

With all these small and light weapons in the hands of none state actors, it's time government liberalized the gun law of the country to permit private citizens of proven competence to own AKs.

We can't just be sitting ducks waiting to be used for target practice by some scalawags

Still gonna be the rich and their goons that'll be able to afford it.

The common man will remain a sitting duck.

They're the ones who need to travel to markets in known unsafe areas because hunger is their master.

The rich go to department stores and expensive city markets, they have bulletproof SUVs and will still be the ones with lackeys armed with Aks.

HeatSeeker:
I wish I could like your post a thousand times. I don't just understand the clubbing thing. I don't see it as enjoyable. It's Just noise, smoke and alcohol.

I fit swear say na peer pressure dey carry most guys go.

That and madness.

Kuginzi:
https://dailytrust.com/two-policemen-others-arrested-for-robbery-in-ogun/

Police and vigilante dey rob.....

Nothing new.

Don't we have thieves in charge of our national wealth?

wunmi590:
Good morning N'Landers,

So I was hungry, wify and my two kids have travelled to their home town since Saturday, and would be back this Saturday..

I don't know how to cook, I always leave that to my woman, she's a great cook, I don't want to learn it, because I want to continue appreciating her food..

I've some tubers of yam 🍠 at home and decided to cook one out of it...

It being like 12years I ate yam and palm oil, that was when I had my NYSC in Akwa Ibom (Nung ikono obio).

No gree this year for anybody wey say make you over spend or do pass yourself..

I still eat this. I love it, in fact.

Not only do I make it for myself, I sometimes ask my Honey to make it for dinner, especially when I see she needs rest.

MrBroke:
I ain't bathing no kids, we could swim together but that's mama to do. Might help if she's occupied but not my shit to do

Bruh.

I bathed my sons.

Make I allow stress off my wife?

She should cook breakfast for all of us and still bathe the boys? Haba!

The boys are able-bodied youths now, so, no bathing since years ago.

I didn't bathe no daughters, though.

Don't have any.

Sonnobax15:

Once you don notice say two small mangoes don dey vex comot out from her chest,stop am.

She'll be well able to bathe herself years before then.

COMPAQ:
If Nigerian airforce issued such a statement, people on nairaland would say it's lie, that boko haram shot it down!!

You wouldn't blame them for thinking it, after all, BH are operating unhindered in Nigeria.

Ajheboy:
A friend bought a discussion to me, nairalanders advice him.

He said he went through his babe gallery and saw a chat she screenshot where a guy told her "I'll give you the best French kiss ever when are you resuming?"

She didn't sound uninterested though...

He asked her about it, she said it's nothing...that's it's never gonna happen

He said he felt like slapping her.

He opened her chat with the guy and saw where she called him, "my love", "my baby".

He said he doesn't know what to do.


Kai obinrin 🤦‍♂️

What would you advise pls?


She told him it's nothing serious, even after this lady used to tell him,she can never date on her campus.

Ṣebí na gehfriend?

Notin spoil, naa!

This guy must be catching second-hand smoke from BULABAA's bong sessions, else he would know that NIGERIANS ARE SUFFERING ALREADY!

End-time Motivator.

Motivator of promiscuity and lewdness.

Chaiiii! 🙆🏻‍♂️

Why I no dey PH right about now?

IamtheTruth1:
So a system created to govern a defined set of people should create law that will only suit 2% of the defined people and the laws shouldn’t be considered how it affects the remaining 98% just because the law creators feel it is just?

You can’t support APC and not be stupid. Jezz

Bruh.

I feel insulted, not because of your marked efforts to shame me, but because you brought support of APShit into this.

It's pointless. This is not about politics.

Can you enter most countries in the world as a Nigerian right now, without a police report that you ain't a crook?

How many countries admit Nigerians within their borders without checks?

Even China that exports convicts to work in Nigeria and earn more than Nigerian professionals doesn't grant visas to Nigerian Businessmen and women "just like that".

Are the 15,000 students schooling in the affected countries PDP or LP members?

Come on!

fuck419:
Do you know the crimes committed in the Nigeria Education sector? It's more than what is happening out there.

So, do we ban the entire Education sector in Nigeria?

The headquarters of education fraud trying to punish a learner in this regard.

Togo and Benin Republic should just adop measures to prevent subsequent crime and sanction the institutions affected. Nigeria can govto hell with their ban.

Infact, Togo and Benin should also ban Nigerian students from coming to overcrowd their institutions.

We have universities conducting "post UTME" exams for people already deemed qualified to gain admission for a reason.

We have companies conducting GMAT- level aptitude tests and multi-stage interviews for a reason.

We have some universities screening students' results for authenficity before admissions for a reason. Some professional bodies like the Nigerian Society of Engineers do the same.

We have the Nigeria. Universities Commission withdrawing accreditation of courses for a reason.

It's because of fraud in the system.

As for universities outside Nigeria, what can FG do to check their processes, if they do issue fraudulent certificates?

I advocate the same thing western institutions do for us, or a ban, like some countries do to us.

Well aimed shade at Dangote!