₦airaland Forum

talk2hb1:
Are You Serious?

They need to learn that their uniform is not iron man's suit that grants them super powers and rights to do and undo.

Sultanofpiglets:
The LOVE themselves so much that its ONLY Igbos that kill eachother.

Worthless people.

To be serious, what's it with one tribe laidat and killing of their dads, mom's and brothers?

Amotolongbo:
Wait till she starts winning bigger. Some of them started like this as a teenager.

The issue is not starting in faith but continuing and ending in faith.

Yeah?

Name just one.

stanlink:
Hello I'm just think if I will get salvation if I indulge in sexual activities early on a Sunday morning before going for service, the thought of guilt is all over my head although I'm married someone please advise

Have sex with whom?

Having sex is not the problem.
Give us the complete gist, let us know if you have a problem or not.

The best way to raise a child is not by decree (strictness) but by example (inspiration).

A reSTRICTed child is the result of "strict" parenting, and such children often run amok once they taste freedom.

The best child is an inspired child. An inspired child already knows what he/she wants and will not bow to pressure to do otherwise.

Let's learn to inspire our children.

Why will a man even want to plait (braid) his hair?

Let's leave Christianity out of it first, can anybody please tell my why men suddenly started braiding their hair?

This is a thing previously exclusive to women and certain men for strictly ritual purposes and positions in African culture.

In Ancient Yorubaland, not every man was free to braid his hair. Only priests and devotees of Sango did (and still do) it. It was taboo for just any dude to do it even then, before we had Christianity.

Okay, why not ask if it's all right for a "genuine Christian man" to wear a dress, or lipstick?

No "genuine Christian" will even consider such nonsense, to say even less of asking about it.

BOSSkesh:
Stop playing politics of bitterness

The court will sack him apc will win

Some people just hate good things......

It's like you feel suffering is your birthright.

Not everyone is born to suffer, and those who aren't know who to vote for.

Baso7272:
As far Messi is at the Top. i have no problem where anyone else is

If Pelé is not number 1 with Maradona on 2, the list is utter rubbish!

You're not even talking about George Weah and other African greats not being on the list. Instead, you're gushing over Messi and using him to justify this piece of shit list.

lexy2014:
This news is from the stables of ipob. Tinubus trip to India is bearing fruit. there is a huge $14b investment in the nigerian economy as we speak

Yes o!

People are dancing in the streets.

BitterTruth01:
The national bureau of statistics will soon release a report of how unemployment has dropped to zero percent in just 2 months of the Tinubu administration.


And the APC supporters will cheer . Including those who are unemployed. What an irony .

Yep.....soon, to be employed, we'll only need to work 10 seconds per week.

Don't worry, folks!

BULABAA says more people have become magically employed.

All you need to do is work an hour per week!

YAAAAAAY!!

Never mind that you need to survive for the remaining 167 hours on what you made in the single hour of "employment".

This is what happens in a country where stupidity and wickedness are the main attributes for choosing leaders.

Na waa o

BrokenCondom:
Naira Marley will need a powerful PR on this case. No evidence to probe him but....

His PR go too strong for a strong comeback & personally, i think that his speech has to do with voodoo, if not, Naira Marley is not only gonna need a new track but a strong PR to bounce back

He doesn't need all that.

He just needs a collab with an American artiste and all will be forgotten.

Una go shock when Nairamarley blow jus laidat.

Na de way, naa.

Sacrifice tins.

Kingozymandias:
Kafirs with their life of empty catastrophies . Kafirs should never be trusted . They bring only evil and sin

Non-kaffir marry 5 or 10 wives.....

Vicboy1:
The should kukuma marry him na

It was on TLC yesterday.

They can't marry him because of the law in the US.

OmekaguGCFR1:
Chai jesus i never believe untill he's dead body is show online

What da f........?!?!

So his fam should display his dead body for you?

millhouse:
welcome to living in lagos …you will have to fill a form to join the exclusive MBA club ( Married But Available ) .

In 6-12 months after joining I don’t think you will see the need to have your family moving down here to join you , best you pay them a visit once in 3 months .
Sharon , Derby and Co. will be doing enough work on your body than you can imagine .

Na waa for una o....MBA!

Uche7779:
I've moved three states in 5years. This is the 4th so I ain't moving again. Difficult you know, but I've got to endure.

I appreciate you, thanks..

It's well with you, Bro.

I've set up a base for my family, by God's grace. I get to go home and rest at regular intervals.

Enugu is a wonderful place. I've been there. Loads and loads of Gentlemen.

It's a great place to raise your kids.

As for Lagos.....Na weyrey full there!

I don't even know how they survive.... phew!

ADURA123:
Good evening fellow NL members,
My story may be long but pls endeavor to read to the end so that you can make proper suggestions or advice.

I have been married for more than 10yrs now with beautiful kids, my marriage is one that many Young guy will wish to have, but along the the line I don't know what happened things begin to nose dive. In the last 6yrs I discovered that I struggle to make love to my wife, she will either tell you ohh, she is tire or she don't like sex much..this I have endured for all this years with no cheating.
Her qualities are
She can cook
She can keep the house clean
She can manage resources
And she is accommodating to my people
In all this years I have never cheated on her, proudly saying it coz my dad warned me of cheating on my wife rather I should divorce her and go for another wife.

My qualities are
I work and earn like about 700k net a month.
I give feeding allowance and personal total of 100k a month while I invest the rest on a project which she is aware of.
I don't drink or smoke
I don't keep late night
and I am the best friend to her and my kids.
Honestly having talk to her for over 5yrs on this issues of love making and she refused to change, then I have decided to yield to my dad advice and ask her to leave...she is not aware of this plan, but trust me it will hit her.
I allow her to do little job to have her own finance is not as if she contribute anything in the house, but she is claiming stubborn, I love her so much, it will hurt me to cheat on her, something I have not done since I got married to her.
I plan moving to a new place in February, and she doesn't fit into my plans.

My decision between now and December is
1 Avoid asking her for lobe making
2 Continue taking care of her so she won't suspect anything
3 when she comes close I avoid her.
4 February I issues divorce papers and give her like 1m to go get her life back

Is there anything more I can do for her?
Advice me pls...

Better have a talk with her about the sex issue.

I'm sure she will adjust.

Truth is, they say they're busy with kids, buh, mehn....unless a woman is already gone (I mean, cheating on her hubby), she won't want anything to jeopardise her marriage.

Kingozymandias:
This one is a cannibal. He lives off human meat

He's a humanitarian! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

She's a stunner!

But.....that grill, mehn!....looks like it was drawn in with a sharpie!

Like.....

charles009:
Folks, in a few days I will be leaving for Lagos . I currently live in Enugu, amazing city. I can move my family, but Wify advised the kids stay back in Enugu for at least another year to enable me settle. For the first time since I got married 7 years ago, I will be leaving my relatively young family behind. I love my children to bits and immensely enjoy every second I share with them. Our bond is so strong. The feeling of staying a day without my babies is completely indescribable. Although I intend to visit Enugu at least once weekly.

Guys please encourage me.

New phase of manhood initiating.

You will now know how much you can really sacrifice for your family.

I'm speaking from a lot of experience: Bro, e no easy!

But then.......

No one said it's easy being a man.

All I will advise is, build good rapport with your coworkers and boss, be ready to cover for others so they can cover for you when you go home to see your lovelies.

Plan to go either fortnightly or once every 3 weeks.....make it regular (equally spaced) so your workplace gets used to it.

When you have the chance to move your family, then do so, but this should depend on how frequent transfers can happen.

It's not too good to shift young kids about frequently.

IconicR:
You behave so childish

How old are you

Baba wey originate the wise saying na child?

He told us a deep proverb "Baalabluu! Bhlu-bhlu! BULABAA!" and is now the President!

😄😄😄😄😄

You better research that saying and understand it well, because na men wey dey tok rubbish dey lead Naija now o!

Kingosytex:
This guy looks like the notorious kidnapper Evans.
It must surely be his doppelganger

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry now parades himself as a pastor and it's very funny.

The man was beaten and paraded? What happened to the woman? As long as she wasn't raped, she is a guilty as the so called pastor.

Make den check well......Na Evans "cousin brother" e go be.

Hezzyluv:
2,000 human lives no be here

Since US killed Muammar Gaddafi, the Country of Libya na shadow of its self.

Yeah...... Gaddafi would have stopped the storm dead in its tracks.....

De guy na superhero.

izonborn098:
Handshake of people penis missing..
Many immatured people on this forum...

Make e sha no do you, sha.....

Ya maturity no go gree you raise alarm.....

MuMuOnBail:
Na wa oooo


It is only weak and over pampered women that give birth through C-S.


Women stigmatize their fellow women in everything even down to who have bigger nyash, breast and tight kpekus.

Women are the enemies of Women

See, ehn.....to be an African no easy o.

My Babe rugged weller, went to farm as a child, dey handle steering for Lagos-Ibadan express (no shaking) still had 2 c-sections.

I don't know what you mean by the bolded.

Many women in rural areas die in childbirth because emergency C-section is not available.

I hope you know that.

As someone who's had 2 kids born through C-section (ọmọ, I pity my wife meeeehn!) I can tell you it's a traumatic experience for the woman and her husband.

Still, it's a safe method of delivery if pre-planned and executed well, because the process is controlled with little unknowns lurking in the weeds.

That PUSH! PUSH!! PUUUUSSSH! ehn?

I don't even know which is more strenuous for the woman sef. The CS hurts for longer and can have greater risk of issues like infection of the surgery site, but, like I said, if planned and done well, it's not bad.

My wife was already quarrelling with me a week after our first was born.

I was driving her and the baby home after they were discharged from hospital. She was vexing at my driving!

I was frowning at the wheel, but laughing and jumping for joy on the inside.

She and I have been through a lot over the years.....I love her more than before.

yinkus6750:
Accidents keep occuring there all the time.
Yet , FRSC, Police, TRACE and the government can't seem it fit on how to sanitize the mad activities going on at the toll gate.
So unfortunate that the citizens life doesn't matter.
May the souls of the departed RIP.

FRSC does NOTHING to prevent accidents!

They are known to even CAUSE accidents.

Some of them certainly almost killed my driver and I some years back along Ijebu-Ode - Ibadan road.

They asked us to pull over at a bend, while a trailer was already parked, hidden from view.

We almost ran into the trailer. My driver swerved and we shouted insults at the stupid dudes in uniform as we went by.

All they do is evacuate the dead and injured.

At least they are a bit useful, making up for nonexistent Ambulances/EMT vehicles on Nigerian roads.

Jsucre:
if the law of the land support it.

Make I pray for you say you go Japa go US, do well for US, but ya shidrens go dey smoke Igbó?

TemplarLandry:
Obama himself is a chimney.

I learnt he was called "Barack O'Ganja" in school.



Na so I read am online sha......

See de geh down belle......she don dey collect tins wey her Mama no fit......

naijainform:
Nawao

Ehen nau.....non-timely delivery of Madam's new threads is a matter of National Security.



You no wan make she fit pepper her friends with the latest wears?