₦airaland Forum

STEWpid:
Chai..


The useless fat bellies still no won comot their hand for the illegal business despite that a new Sheriff is in town.

The useless rags will not reject the job even at the detriment of their life.

Illegal mining: How foreigners still hold both the Nigerian elites and masses as modern day slaves.

What new sherriff?

Plus, the so-called "Elite" are the worst of the criminal elements in the society called Nigeria.

They are collaborators, not hostages or slaves.

Na de common man go see shege for den hand, since den no wan get sense vote beta pessin.

tsdarkside:
and the contractors work for free abi....??
how much tax do you even pay sef that you await fg to pamper you too....??

The money being collected at the terminal nko?

Reelmii:
Na wah o....from he will not contest to he will loose the primaries..
From he will not win the election to he will not be inaugurated...

From he will be disqualified to he will not win at the tribunal....

This jagaban juju dey work wonders

Why should anyone be surprised?

In a corrupt country, the most corrupt rule.

nairalandkachy1:
Source: PLAC

Technicalities.....

nato20ng:
Calm down bro, she's dealing with post patum stress

Mature person spotted.

Den no dey buy am for market.

thesilentman:
My blood is burning now as I write.My wife has now completely changed for bad, a few days after our second child.

An erstwhile submissive woman that i thought i had tamed for life has now become a thorn in the flesh to me. I just parted with over 300k unplanned fund for her C.S. I thought she'd be more respectful to me now but no,she has changed completely!

She dares me to do my worst,she cries over small issues that i wonder if it's witchcraft.Or she thinks I can't quit cos she's got two boys for me? The mind boggles. Am just mad and gobsmacked at the same time as all my Red pill O.T have failed and am even considering divorce right now.

I'm at a bar drinking my sorry ass away, brainstorming the best option for me. What could be outta place?

I need candid advice,folks.

Did you consider the fact that she just went though major trauma?

A C-section is no joke, Bro! You're talking of ₦300k, can you accept that amount to have your abdomen sliced open?

I will advise you.... be gentle to her and help her recover instead of pitying yourself.

JAMO84:
Na why I dey always carry small knife for my pocket, you attack me, I knife you, shikena.

What you wrote here may or may not be true, but I know I used to carry a knife, and, now that I think of it, I realise how stupid I was, and thanked God that I didn't get into an altercation back then.

Maybe I would be in prison or even on death row somewhere by now.. .

ElSudani:
Plateau and Nassarawa is the reason Nigeria cannot produce enough food for her teaming population?

If you add Benue, Southern Kaduna and Zamfara, you'll be getting close

ElSudani:
Before herdsmen nko? Africans will continue to starve and depend on others for food until we embrace modern agricultural practices. There's no way around it.
If Egypt can be self sufficient in fish production and and even have a lot left to export then Nigerians are not trying at all.
We need to get serious.

You have no Idea what was going on in Plateau and Nassarawa States before the insecurity.

Civil Engineering.

Civil Engineer.

Newton2024:
Pic1: Mango farm in Egypt

Pic2: Orange farm in Israel

The two countries are desert lands.

Herdsmen.

chiefolododo:
True

I may be wrong, but it seems to me that the Argentine team got a penalty awarded in every single match at that World Cup.......

As long as it's BULABAA who will define what "failure" means, this statement means nothing to us regular Nigerians.

dre11:
https://punchng.com/fraudster-hunts-islamic-cleric-with-soldiers-after-failed-prayers/?amp

Are there soldiers here on NL?

If there are, what is your opinion of the role your brotyers-in-arms in this saga?

I'm just a bloody civilian, but I'm not sure the military are supposed to be used in this manner.

opamoses1:
Inflation would end up going down with less liquidity in the economy.

Abi supply would dwindle as businesses shut down, leading to price escalation...

Low liquidity with even lower supply.... overpriced, scarce goods.

This is what happens when a man's brains are scrambled.

Smithkafors:
Nawao…. Deep mess. Carry president give person wey no know anything about government.

Nothing is working. He go assemble the same group from previous government.

It was Buhari's government, though.

However, I agree with you.... BULABAA won't do much better.

The lubricant of relationship.... i.e MONEY, don scarce

Namdeenero:
Gas gun 😂😂😂

Gun wey full de whole of Abuja!

Bronxie:
Show empathy and move on.

That's too much to expect of a raving lunatic.

He's obviously mad......a basket case.

GanagiBitrus:
Like one man said, you need some level of stupidity to last long in marriage.

None of these two look like people who are prepared to be stupid...

Since you are wise, I expect you to be single for life.

I won't bring your parents into this, because I'm sure they're still married, and, in any case, stupidity wasn't required to have a happy hole in their generation.

chokekachy:
https://nairametrics.com/2023/09/01/fg-cautions-nigerians-against-indiscriminate-posting-on-social-media/

No be dis same man wey in post against Tinubu before?

nairalanda1:
1.Well, Hagar was not an olosho. What Abraham did at the time was accepted practice back then for women who could not give birth...they designated their handmaiden to give birth for them

If you read further in the book of Genesis, Jacob's wives Leah and

Abeg, epp me tell am o!

Pipu wey no go read Bible go dey accept anytin wey dia pastor tell dem, weda e correct or na lie.

Hagar was minding her house geh business jejely, na in Oga Madam carry her give Oga, Oga come jangirover her so taaaay she carry belle.

The only problems wey dey na say Hagar come dey misbehave to Madam because she with am don dey share de same gbola, and also say wetin den do no be God plan.

TemplarLandry:
What wrong has he done by exhibiting the spirit of sportsmanship?
Very very hostile set of people.

Oya, dedicate another crappy or nonexistent song to the Islamic Republic of Iran.

No fall my hand, Baba!

MMempire:
Village people loading.

Aswear!

They only need to block network to the stick for like 2 minutes......

2 minutes too much, sef.

15 seconds.

ahnie:
E get so many nonsense wey you really don eat.

How person go eat this for humanity sake?
These re creepers nau

Naija gehs go dey form, like "EEEWWWW!"

Meanwhile den dey suck de one wey gross pass diswan 1 million times in the name of hookup!

Sumtin wey guyman dey suspend inside toilet.....

Shioor!

Kingsmeal:
Kagame decided to Weaken his Own Military, at the expense of Rwanda rather than leave Office - this is the Kagame that Nigerian Governors just traveled several Miles to go and learn "How to run Govts from!"

After 23 years in office and claiming to have to turned Rwanda into Paris and Dubai, he is unable to leave Office for the things he has started to be passed on to the next generation...

Kagame snapped a pic with the late Madiba Nelson Mandela, and Rwandans were gushing on the picture of "two Legends".

I posted that Mandela only went for a single term while Kagame has been there for over 2 decades. See how Rwandans came for my precious ass!

I run o!

Las-las, e go clock 50 years in office. Den eye go still open.

Built2last:
Why are we hearing of demolitions and demolitions.

Not a singke news of building anything


Why does most FCT ministers think that demolition is an achievement?

This is how we will be blowing hot air till 4 years is gone.

FCT lack proper pipe born waters in many areas.
Good roads are only in city center
FCT lacks good recreational centers, no Zoo. No children fun centers

All we hear is demolition

sad thing is, demolition takes place and one director in FCDA will go behind to buy the land.

let's keep playing

This is what I keep saying.

Same goes for Lagos.

No new schools, no new University, no new hospitals, na so-so bus-stop and bus......

Abuja own na to dey demolish be work.

Since IBB and Abacha era, I don't think FG has done appreciable work in developing the FCT

madridguy:
Oyinbo country self too get wahala.

You cannot discipline your wife as one can do in Nigeria... Your wife can wake up and call police for you and police will ask you to leave your home.

You cannot scold your kids, if you do so and the authority get to know, they will take away your kids and hand them over to a foster parent.

And this is the place some people are selling their assets to go

My prayer to all Nigeria men suffering under their wives in various oyinbo country.

SMH.

Bia, nwannem, come closer.

How do you discipline ya wife?

Shey you dey give am frog jump ni, abi na "kneel down and raise your hands"?

boxypane:
If he had known...

You think he didn't know?

Lemme tell you, he's crying because he has family that are disappointed in him and he knows he cannot afford to disappoint them even more by moving from licensed crime to unlicenced crime.

I've seen other dismissals on the news and Social Media. Those guys just dey strong face like WWF wrestler.

b3llo:
All I see in Peter Obi is Buhari 2.0. that was how APC scammed Nigerians with Buhari/Osinbajo ticket.

I'm sure you're one of those seriously enjoying BULABAA presidency.

Lutherblaq:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/08/30/tinubu-canadian-pm-trudeau-discuss-gabon-coup-on-phone/

Make Baba Bulabaa dey follow Trudeau dey do akproko.