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Christianity Etc › Re: Transgender People Can Be Baptized Catholic, Serve As Godparents, Vatican Says by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:38pm On Nov 09, 2023
Confirmedzombie:
Islam the only religion that can be practiced.

Very soon the whole world will embrace Islam.

Islam forbids transgender, Aldultery and fornication.

The most Holy Prophet Muhammad (SAW) is the greatest.
Oya, goan wear your explosive suicide vest.
Christianity Etc › Re: Transgender People Can Be Baptized Catholic, Serve As Godparents, Vatican Says by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:36pm On Nov 09, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
https://www.reuters.com/world/transsexuals-can-be-baptized-catholic-serve-godparents-vatican-says-2023-11-08/
If Catholics don't start waking up now, I don't know when they will.....

Trannies?

Issokay.
Romance › Re: Elderly Woman Cries Out: I Want To Be Somebody’s Wife Or Girlfriend (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:57pm On Nov 09, 2023
Abrah20:
Is she American, Canadian, German or British?
Zimbabwe-ese ni.

We dey here togeda!

😁
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Assures Nigerians Of Accurate Population Census by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:12am On Nov 09, 2023
OLAADEGBU:
He said that Nigeria's population remains the greatest asset the nation wields in the broader mission to become one of the largest economies in the world.
Watch the reaction of other tribes when BAT's census shows that the South has more people!

😁

It will be funny as hell!

This is a man who cannot be believed on anything, including his own NAME!
Health › Re: Wale Akinlotan: Police Officer Slumps, Dies In Lagos Days After Suspect’s Bite by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:50am On Nov 09, 2023
Offpointng:
The Suspect na snake undecided cuz ion understand this typa bite
Bacteria.

Lots and lots of bacteria.
Health › Re: Seven-Year-Old Boy Slips Into Well While Fetching Water In Kwara, Dies by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:38pm On Nov 07, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
Ok. Height of negligence on the part of those parents.
Exactly.

I had to find a circumspect way to state it, because, if I wrote such a terse summary, I can come across as insensitive, seeing that the parents just lost a child, but.....it is what it is.
Health › Re: Seven-Year-Old Boy Slips Into Well While Fetching Water In Kwara, Dies by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:45pm On Nov 07, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
Meaning they either raise the walls further or stop kids from going there.
Else another kid will soon drown again.
When I was living in such a setting (compound with well) I used to pursue kids coming to fetch water.

Some older kids will stand on the raised wall and be fetching, I will shout on them to get down.

All the while doing this and being a parent myself, i severally found myself wondering, but these ones have parents, naa! In fact, it's the parents that sent them to go fetch water!

It's just beyond me.
Health › Re: Seven-Year-Old Boy Slips Into Well While Fetching Water In Kwara, Dies by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:58pm On Nov 07, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
Too bad.
The well most likely had no protective ring around it.
They do have raised walls round them.

Kids like to stand on these walls as they fetch water.
Business › Re: 6 Manufacturing Firms Post N166.3bn Losses In 9 Months by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:49pm On Nov 07, 2023
MadamExcellency:
Do you know the cost of running six 1800KVA generators simultaneously per 24 hours?
No be USD den dey take buy diesel?
Romance › Re: Kano Hisbah To Marry Off Tiktoker Murja Kunya, Others by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:37pm On Nov 07, 2023
WealthyNigerian:
Good initiative! I'm a Christian and I support this wholeheartedly. We need morality guidance in Nigeria. Nigerian Police should start same for all those using Social Media to destroy the morality of Nigerian Youths and Children. Something should be and must be done! The era of sidon look don pass!

Igbos, HausaFualnis, Yorubas, we don't have another Country out there. It is time for us to do away with unloving past and join hands together to make Nigeria truly Great: I learned so much from this: https://www.nairaland.com/7868123/reason-why-fuel-price-naira

Share and Like if you Agree.
To prove the bolded, kindly reply with the words:

"I BELIEVE JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD WHO DIED FOR MY SINS AND GOD RAISED HIM FROM THE DEAD".

If you can type those words (you're free to copy and paste from my post to save time), then you might actually be a Christian.
Romance › Re: You Must Have At Least 5 Million In Your Account To Date Me: Says A Fine Lady by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:49am On Nov 06, 2023
Rebuker:
"You must have up to 5 million Naira and above in your account before you can date me," the fine lady says.

In the short video, the beautiful lady says, "For those of you who want to date me, please drop your CV, let me see what you can do. How can you be poor and say you want to date a fine girl? See, I am a fine girl; I don't use filters. How could you be broke and want to date me? You must have at least 4-5 million Naira in your account balance." She goes on to ask, "Girls that date poor guys, how do you people do it?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPCLB__dCk0
You wan date millionaire, see the ceiling in your room!

Poor, broke-ass gold digger!
Celebrities › Re: John Voight Expresses Disgust In Daughter Angelina Jolie's Attacks On Israel by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:32pm On Nov 05, 2023
God1000:
Angelina jolie is an upstanding woman with a conscience, the man should not expect her to behave like him.

This Israel-Hamas war has exposed a lot of people, divided friends and families, but I will always say the truth and stand with the oppressed, killing innocent Palestinians under the guise of fighting Hamas is a serious war crime and crime against humanity, how can any sane person support the bombing of hospitals, schools, churches, mosques and refugee camps

Generations of families are being wiped out right in front of our eyes and some religious bigots are rejoicing, Arab leaders are cowards for doing absolutely nothing to help Palestinians.

Those of you insulting other people for calling out Israel should desist from such unholy act

If I will not make heaven for saying the truth, then so be it

I'm withdrawing my support for west as well because I hate double standard and hypocrisy

I lambasted Mr Putin when he invaded Ukraine but I'm beginning to have a change of mind about him

Some of you that idolized Mr Putin then, calling him a hero are now making a U-turn because he's saying the truth against Israel
You're walking down the road, and one short, skinny area boy runs after you and starts slapping and punching you.

He pulls out a knife and wants to stab you.

You respond with a flurry of blows and kicks and give him some "love" (maximum shi-shi).

Suddenly, people rush over and grab your arms, accusing you of brutalising the poor guy.

Will it make sense to you?
Crime › Re: Worshiper Slumps, Dies During Prayer In Ogun Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:00pm On Nov 05, 2023
Ms202309:
That's why 75 years old need more medicare

Remember this is someone's love one, some kids gramma
Of course.

My Dad died at 80

My Mom is above 80 right now.

She gets the care that she can.

Doesn't mean she shouldn't go to Church.

The late old lady left this earth during a church service, well, all I'm saying is, she's an old woman already.
Crime › Re: Worshiper Slumps, Dies During Prayer In Ogun Church by Jeezuzpick(m):
Ms202309:
Go to an hospital and not miracle center

Anyways RIP

Blood pressure check and blood test are all fully digital
She was 75!

Lots of people slump and die in their 40s and 50s, that would be due to medical issues.

At 75, someone can go suddenly and it would be found to be natural causes.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Worst Sin A Christian Can Commit by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:34am On Nov 05, 2023
tete7000:
I am not asking for clarification on which sins lead to death or not, I am asking how do you reconcile the assertions that all sins are equal to categorization of sins into two categories of ones leading to death and the others not leading to death and how you can't pray for the man that indulges in sins leading to death but you can pray for the man indulging in the second category not leading to death.
All are equal in that there is no one that cannot lead one to eternal damnation.

"The wages of SIN is death", not wages of some sins.

There is no sin you can be committed to sinning that will be overlooked in judgement, okay?

However, in terms of earthly consequences, of course, some sins are also crimes, while others are not.

No man goes to jail for having a sidechick, but a man can die for committing murder. Both will land a man in hell if there's no repentance.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Worst Sin A Christian Can Commit by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:36am On Nov 05, 2023
tete7000:
How do you renconcile your post with this?:

‭‭1 John‬ ‭5:16‭-‬17‬ ‭NIV‬‬
[16] If you see any brother or sister commit a sin that does not lead to death, you should pray and God will give them life. I refer to those whose sin does not lead to death. There is a sin that leads to death. I am not saying that you should pray about that. [17] All wrongdoing is sin, and there is sin that does not lead to death.

Or to this?:

‭‭Luke‬ ‭12:47‭-‬48‬ ‭NIV‬‬
[47] “The servant who knows the master’s will and does not get ready or does not do what the master wants will be beaten with many blows. [48] But the one who does not know and does things deserving punishment will be beaten with few blows. From everyone who has been given much, much will be demanded; and from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked.

Or even this:

‭‭1 Corinthians‬ ‭6:18‬ ‭NIV‬‬
[18] Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.


Why are the consequences not the same since all sins are equal? Or why are the words Apostle Paul used sterner for sexual immorality?
Sins that lead to death are those with physical consequences, like violent crimes, indiscriminate sex or promiscuity and drug addiction.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Worst Sin A Christian Can Commit by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:33am On Nov 05, 2023
Trueigbo:
I know sin is sin but which one do you think is the worst as a human being
Apostasy, which is completely forsaking Christ.
Family › Re: How Did You Prevent Your Parents' Toxic Marriage From Affecting Yours? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:32am On Nov 05, 2023
Hmmmmm.....I wish and hope my marriage could be sweet and long like my parents'.

They were married for 56 years before Dad went.

Those whose parents had toxic marriages better aspire to so better in theirs.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jailbreak: Ex-guinea Junta Leader Recaptured by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:59am On Nov 05, 2023
Ikaeniyan0:
The men that got him out of jail we're not capable enough
What do you mean?

They did what they came to do.

It's obvious that they brought him out, some other group would have been tasked with hiding him and possibly another with getting him out of the country.

You must have read that they took four people, of whom two have been rearrested. I'm sure the four were split up and handed to different groups of spies/intelligence operatives, whis job is to hide them.

The security system is full of specialists. I'm not sure commandos hide people.

That's not their job.
Travel › Re: VIO Uses Robot To Control Traffic In Abuja, Drivers Obey (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:54pm On Nov 04, 2023
KingOfTheDamned:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's a costume
The height and the thin legs say otherwise.
TV/Movies › Re: DSTV Hikes Subscription Fees For Second Time In 2023 by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:42pm On Nov 04, 2023
Love800:
Hw does it work?
Plug it into the USB port on your normal TV.

Turns it into a Smart TV.

See earlier explanation of Smart TV
TV/Movies › Re: DSTV Hikes Subscription Fees For Second Time In 2023 by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:35pm On Nov 04, 2023
Love800:
Can u define dis smart t.v for me?
A Smart TV is a TV that runs Android Operating System like a tablet and can connect to the internet.

If you have it and a mi-fi router, you can connect and watch anything watchable on the internet.

Most of them come with buttons for YouTube, Amazon Prime and other services like Netflix.

It also has a browser that allows you to specify titles of videos you want to search for, so you can learn things.

You can pause and rewind videos and watch exactly what you want.

It's great for academics, recipes, etc.
Politics › Re: Navy Confirms Delivery Of Yatch, Faces Payment Crisis Over NASS Stand by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:26am On Nov 04, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
O pari.

Now those who ignorantly claimed it is a leisure Yatch and that it was ordered by the administration of President Bola Tinubu can bury their heads in shame.

It's a naval training/operational vessel that belongs exclusively to the Nigerian Navy, its purchase predates this current administration that took office on May 29.

When Asiwaju Tinubu was the Governor of Lagos state, the state of aquatic splendor for 8 years, he never got a Yatch, it is impossible for him now to require a leisure Yatch now he is President and spends most of his time in the land locked Abuja.

It's just a no brainer that the opposition and LP mob are ignorant and made a complete mess of the opportunity for an intelligent and diligent feedback on the recently passed supplementary budget. Check my signature for free stuffs!
Pls let them post pictures of said yacht or, even better, take journalists on a walkthrough, for accountability.

Do you know how good life can be in Nigeria if governments are really accountable?

Stop supporting the people who are cheating you.
TV/Movies › Re: DSTV Hikes Subscription Fees For Second Time In 2023 by Jeezuzpick(m):
GanagiBitrus:
Are you aware there are people who know all these but still chose DSTV. That's their choice which should be respected & doesn't make them illiterates.
Well.....let them keep paying the bills, then.

A connected smart TV is the way to go, sha......even for people with kids.

Can you use DSTV to play, on demand, a video explaining how to solve particular math problems?

Can DSTV give them ideas on science projects or arts and crafts assignments?

Well, those who knew all these things but still chose to keep getting ripped off by MultiChoice......okay. I'll not call them rude names again, as a courtesy to you.
Politics › Re: Manufacturers Groan As Diesel Price Hits N1,300/litre by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:58pm On Nov 03, 2023
ngeneukwuewuGOAT:
Why are they still tempering with diesel price? I thought the subsidy on diesel has been removed long time ago
Diesel is being IMPORTED and paid for in US DOLLARS!
TV/Movies › Re: DSTV Hikes Subscription Fees For Second Time In 2023 by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:42pm On Nov 03, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
So millions of DSTV subscribers are illiterates. huh
Better believe it Pal!

A smart TV is like having an Explora with Pay-Per-View.

You got YouTube, Prime, Netflix, all sorts of channels, news, sports.....
Education › Re: 1953 Photo Of Pioneer Female Graduates Of The University Of Ibadan by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:35pm On Nov 03, 2023
Cruise777:
Kindly send this to frontpage and let's inspire our new generation ladies
Sorry.

Tacha, Mercy Eke and Phyna are the inspirations now.

In 90 days, Phyna made more than these noble ladies made in decades.

The society is gone, already.

Too late.
Sports › Re: EPL Referee Anthony Taylor Is DEMOTED To The Championship by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:25pm On Nov 03, 2023
dominique:
That's a good one, Howard Webb should have been relegated to league 2.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Howard Webb was one piece of work!

He should have been sent to Zimbabwe rugby league.
Politics › Re: Aisha Rimi Indicted For Defrauding Lagos Government Of N3b - Gazette by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:59pm On Nov 03, 2023
God1000:
Too bad, but this is not surprising


Bad and corrupt people make poor decisions

Tinubu should not expect any sane Nigerian to like him if he continues this way, I'm not going to tolerate any nonsense from anyone this time
The appointment is a reward for a job well done.

Who do you think she diverted the funds for?

Mmmmmmm?

From LAGOS STATE for dat matter?
Science/Technology › Re: What I Saw In The Sky In Ikoyi Today by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:48am On Nov 03, 2023
FalseProphet1:
It's a wormhole, terrestrial powers are on Earth to study and invade humans. I see a war happening very soon.

This I have seen.
You are indeed a false prophet!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓🤓🤓🤣🤣🤣🤣

Because, if you were legit, you would know the word is "EXTRATERRESTRIAL", not "terrestrial".
Politics › Re: Nigeria Brings Major Dangote Refinery To Life With Own Oil Supply by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:18am On Nov 03, 2023
Philipponzaghi:
Fuel will not crash with the amount we want. Maximum reduction won’t be more than #50 reduction.

The only good thing about the refinery is that the $$ we spend importing will now be used for something else and like that it could help with your FX issue.

If $$ to naira rate come down, petrol price come down too.
Something else like buying presidential boat.

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