₦airaland Forum

yewit37486:

Project Monitoring Unit

They usually work on FG power and water projects funded by the World Bank.

I've got people working there AND I have over 16 years Power Sector experience, but, in spite of efforts by an influential TCN man (the then Electricity workers Union Chairman) I couldn't get into the PMU.

So no one should ask me to link you up when I couldn't epp maseff.

Lutherblaq:
They say Forgiveness is the firs step to fixing relationship issues. It gives you a window to understand the reason behind your partner’s actions.

Being cheated on is one of the most traumatic feelings one can go through in any relationship. There are times when the love and affection between two people decrease due to various factors.

Cuddles, romance, and communication become less frequent with time. It is in times like these either of the partners may search for love outside.

As a man/woman, tell us;
Can You Leave A Good Woman/Man Because They Slept With
Someone By Mistake?

How does this happen?

Can you leave your house on Sunday and go to work by mistake?

Candidlady:


Super nice

Nothing like hairy armpit, mouth odour and Even body odour around you... Just you and your girls

Amazon Acres that's what we need

Can't work in your country, though.

Women here don't earn their own money.

Instead, they hire themselves out to men who can take them to places like this where they gorge their bellies full on the men's account.

Even this one in SA, how many of those girls are really spending their own money?

Moh227:
Funding critical project on loan is actually an intelligent move... That's how foriegn developed countries do

I hope youre celebrating your "developed" country now?

Taylor92:
Akpabio has really become something else

Anyways there’s no way they would have succeeded with the budget padding without Tinubus consent

Criminal president and his gang members

What dif we expect?

Moh227:




Nigeria produces 2.3 million barrels of crude oil per day

Just crude oil alone, Not LNG

Brent crude oil sells at $86 per barrel

$180m to Nigeria is like a penny, even Dangote, Otedola, Adenuga and Rabiu or AA Rano won't blink an eye over $180m

Look at the International Shipping routes map that Cargo ship follows... You will understand Niger are in real trouble


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Yet your Lord and Master the Daura Disaster was borrowing, borrowing and borrowing.....

Omoawoke:
Very weird picture

Baba wear condom for head, his gbola stand up, he come dey cover am after snapping picture with his pastors wife inside swimming pool

You want the pastor to go all Cossack on his ass and slice his thing off?

DevilishMan:
Your Pastor and wife are into BBC cuckold fetish so get ready.

Chai!

Your mind needs fumigation!

mushroomFarm:
First picture here is our pastor, another brother from church vibing to some afrobeats we were playing in a bass speaker and there is also sister Natalia (the sister from church that bought me my winter clothes) she was helping prepare another round of food after she finished swimming just minutes earlier.
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Second picture is our pastor in the deep, fishing...
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Third picture is our first round of food (I think...)

This pastor is one scary-looking dude.....Russian men have too much testosterone abeg!

ElSudani:
If Wagner ever comes to Niger the same people will be on the streets asking for Federal government to protect them.
These Africans are like pawns in a global chess game and they are oblivious to it.
It makes you wonder what Africans were doing when Europeans decided in Berlin to carve them up and share them like a piece of cake.

The threat of war they are protesting is the same reason for the Niger junta reaching out to Wagner in the first place, so, what exactly are you trying to say?

libertyfather:
Bleep her way to stardom, keep 4kin to be rich continue 4urkin to hell

No different from all the hoes out there, bleeping away, like it's their only lot in life.

Candidlady won't come here now to check out her sisters at work.

PureFace1:
I bet this is cause by the current government of Osun state

I don't know why Opposition party always abandoned the projects of their predecessors in Nigeria out of spite.

I blame Governor Adeleke for this.

Oga blamer,

Did OYETOLA put students in the school in his 4 YEARS in office and Adeleke came and chased them out?

Ikaeniyan0:
Nigeria military will crush Niger military. It's an insult to even compare the two countries military

Hmmmmm.....like they've crushed Boko Haram and Bandits, abi?

fineboynl:
that if they enter the price. But a pull tank you dont enter the price. The meter will stop once the car is full

If de man no want full tank, e no go tell the woman the amount?

immortalcrown:
A bigger idiot reporting a smaller idiot. Abi na pot calling kettle black.

You are heartless. You brought an innocent baby into the world to suffer the baby in an attempt to punish the baby's mother.

1000 likes for this post!

The guy's worse than just a fool. He's a wicked fool.

IconicR:
He may later reject this, I still don't like what they are doing to him. Mallam was the main man who stood his ground for Asiwaju. I hope Obi is not having hand inside all these because he has been using those unfortunate LP national assembly members to orchestrate evil in Asiwaju's government.

So Obi is now DG, SSS?

Emmansky10:
Talk wetin tear ur yansh make people tell u solution... U no know say that big prick go get repercussion abi

Have you heard of haemorrhoids?

Very nasty. So bad it can sometimes require surgery.

haleeberry:
That's huge amount of money in this present Nigeria.
Why didn't he object when he saw that the meter has read more than he asked for before the tank was filled? May be his mind was on other issues
The attendant might have things on her mind too which are distracting her.
Na almost everyone get one or more problem now o, may God ease our affairs

Na lie o!

Is it not normal practice to type in the price before dispensing?

Doesn't the pump stop when the meter hits the price?

De geh na fraud!

OndoRaph:
Whenever I eat pasta based products like spaghetti and macroni, my entire body seems to swell the next morning when I wake, especially my face, hands and legs. For the face, I even feel the weight of sudden chunky skin even without a reflection in the mirror. What could possibly be the explanation to this. Am I alone or any other person feels same?

No need to post here.

You already know what to do: STOP EATING SPAGHETTI!

If some thing worse happens to you, like, getting paralysed or going blind for like 30 minutes after eating spaghetti, I'm so sure.i won't be here reading this post.

ALMUSTAQIM:
The debts are high
Pressure increasing by the days
Hope and Pray I won't do same soon.


God bless Nigeria

Na you know wetin dey do you o, but I guarantee you, if you hear of pipu problem, you go thank God for ya own.

Sorry o.

Broken marriage loading.....

taylor88:

Not worth it.

Both the OP and her 'friend" na mumu.

He's harrassing her on CHATS!?!?

She has WRITTEN EVIDENCE and she's coming here to write rubbish instead of reporting his Randy, shriveled ass!

fourboys:
I can cook but washing of clothes are no no

Hmmmmm......and she can wash your clothes.

Just pray for a safe pregnancy.

Some husband's wey gbémú pass you sef, las-las, den pack shit join.

Just pray for good health.

LegendHero:
I support Dr. Joe Abah.

Shebi Abuja people dey shout ELupee 74 after being deceived with Peter Obi lies of being a Christian messiah.

Labor party already took their only senatorial slot for a non indigene, now Dr. Joe said they MUST not be appointed as minister over their own ancestral land because it will set a bad precedence.

Abuja na no man’s land now.

Hmmmm......Abuja is now a "Christian" land, eh?

Okay, naa.

walexbiz:
All I see here is a knee jerking reaction to crime due to negligence. The CMD can go home and sleep comfortably while the installer is been held. Here is a lift that has been faulty since 2020 yet the management of the hospital is not rounded up and thrown into a dungeon but the poor installer whose total fee for the installation might not have been is been arrested and the culprit is having a good night sleep.

Lift installers are rich companies.

Expect some litigation where the hospital and LASG will eat shitt, and the installer walks free.

Lift install contracts are usually sale, installation and servicing contracts.

If the installer can prove that they were not given the full contract and thus didn't come for routine servicing of the lift, it's bye-bye, as usual.

RIP, lady.

If you come back again, do like me and take the stairs.

E get why.

successmatters:
And these are the soldiers we are hoping to go and face wagner?

SMH

Wag-wetin?

Those guys will use NA do suya.

jeromestarks:
...why did you breakup?
And how many girls or guys have you dated since then?

Mine: my first love was a girl called Rachel. We met in jss3.
Quite, calm and very observant young girl.

We broke up after junior waec. No mobile phone then so we couldn't reach each other when her family relocated to the West or so.

Since then , I have dated 58 women.


Over to you.
Can you remember your first love?

Oya, come collect ₦2k as reward for dis ya great achievement.

Icrave4u:
YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN LAGOS: 17 Things you must not do.

1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you. 🤣

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌🤣

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them. 🤣

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o🤣

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.😂

15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mád in this Lagos!!. I am the only nórmal person in my area.

16. There's one popular "Den of scámmers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case of buy a swapped electronics.😁

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place to be SMART and WISE!!
EKO ILE OGBON!

In other words, a shitty place full of the rudest and meanest people on earth, where you can easily get hurt or robbed on a dime, yet is being glorified by its hapless denizens as a wonderful place!

A place where, if you're lost, you're lost. Don't bother to ask for directions if you do, I wish you all the best

To survive in Lagos, forget your good manners and kindness. Make sure youre safe before you show that you're really a nice person.

Osariemen12:
I know a leader when I see one.

But that Judith Beres is a MILF .

Shouldn't ther be a "G" before that "M"?

mariahAngel:
They no longer want to operate in Nigeria, but still want to sell their products through a 3rd party distributor?

No be by force to buy Panadol

MycroftHolmes:
Stockholm syndrome is a thing.

Plus, he's probably an awesome performer in da oza room

Yeah.....that's a great reason to ruin one's life.