₦airaland Forum

Bonab:
You should be proud of yourself. Don't you see the way girls are insulting short people on nairaland anyhow?

Maybe the short people that don't have money.

Gamesmart:
Another evidence of Agbero with visa.

https://www.nairaland.com/7927558/portable-excited-he-witnesses-snow

Portable no be Agbero o....Na complete weyrey!

Gamesmart:
It is not completely nonsensical. I included it when I said ".....enjoying Quota System with their family".

The point is that, the Core North has a far larger proportion of poor and mentality that limits them and directs them more to Arab/Islam.

Northerners don't train their kids. Only a few top Northerners do. A large fraction end up with Almajiri .............and now we are seeing bandits biting them for not developing their people.

By the way, MC Oluomo's kids are in USA to study. That is agbero family going to the USA.

Elite Agbero na!

Gamesmart:
Nonsense!

They rarely leave because:

1. They do not have the prerequisite educational levels (many Nigerians leave via education route)
2. They are not great at the language of the West (They start of learning Arabic more than English)
3. The religion is number one and everything to them; even more than self and familial well-being (Hence, would not want to mix with infidels in power; they would rather head for a Muslim nation)
4. They are poor and cannot afford travelling (Northerners are the poorest in Nigeria).
5. Poor education and strong hierarchical systems leads to accepting fate of being at the bottom and destitute (only few are the top are enlightened and enjoying like Kings; including enjoying Quota System with their family)

Are the agberos of Lagos going to the US?

Are the touts of Nkpor going?

Take a chill pill, man!

Even if what I wrote appears nonsense to you, can I argue that it's not completely nonsensical, at least?

The poor of all tribes are rarely able to leave Nigeria. It's the relatively well-off who do. Now, you see even the rich Hausa-Fulani? They don't go anywhere. They have all they need here, to the detriment of everyone else.

How many rich Yorubas do you know who don't have a family member in Europe or North America?

We love sending our kids there to study and excel. The Northerners will train their kids and ensure they are well-placed right here with jobs, contracts, etc. After all, the system favours them.

See my point?

Ofodirinwa:
Suprised Hausa isn't more frequent

They rarely leave Naija o.

That's where quota system favours them.

Check well, you'll find out that the Fulani speakers are not Nigerians.

Our harbowkeys like to stay where everything is handed to them on a gold platter.

Babangidapikin:
Can't they use 🐐 goat why always human being ...I think Government needs to seat and do a research on this issue, why must human blood be sacrifice..m

It's a spiritual law that even the devil knows.

Why do you think in Christianity, Jesus had to do the sacrifice once and for all?

Well, Chriatians accept that, but others certainly prefer the devil's method because it gives them what THEY want.

Christianity teaches us to do what GOD wants after we are set free by His sacrifice.

I wish the true, simple message can be preached once more, instead of these "big men of God" speaking big grammar upandan.

Generalmystic:
Terrible.

Which language are they even speaking?. Are they truly Nigerian Police men? 😂😂😂😂

You don't know there is NPF English?

I sometimes wonder if they teach them specially at their Police College.

They bungle basic grammar but somehow always get their technical jargon right! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Always a treat to hear them.

Mcslize:
The lady did well. But from the tone of the write up, and if you can think critically just like me, it all appeared as eye service from the part of the lady because the guy hold if you know what I mean.

If it was to be a poor guy, the story won't be the same. She wouldn't have stood by him. Ladies like putting their heads where there is money. Who wouldn't care for a man that has money who is sick? She knows what she was doing.

Every lady will actually pretend to care for a rich man cuz they see it as them investing which might end up yielding fruits along the line which actually happened. That's the weak point of many men. Any little care from a lady will make them fall in love, whether the love is genuine or not.

To me, any care a lady shows to a guy who is rich, I don't see it as a genuine care.

Please note, I am not in any way trying to down play the good gesture of the lady but then, we can see through the story that it's because the guy has money that was why she cared for him. Let the guy be a poor guy let's see if she will do all of that.

In essence, if you have money as a guy, trust me even lovepedler will show you some unusual care to you that will blow your imagination. Who wouldn't care for a rich guy!

Hmmmm....I've seen at least a woman leave her husband when he was seriously sick. The husband is my friend. She couldn't come back again after he got better. She even left her baby with him and ran away.

Maybe you think it's the money, but I can assure you, even ladies who have rich husbands are sore pressed to care for them when they are sick.

Kidney stones are no joke, Bro....no be malaria or headache.

Zxcvbnmghtr:


Come and see broke ass guys call him simp.

Those guys are so pathetic!

This one, SIMP, that one SIMP.

People that cannot control their own lives cannot understand how their fellow men can live with a woman and have a family.

Since they can't understand it, they rain insults on it.

TenQ:
Till the last minute when you discover that you are to join the many wives provided for you by Allah (out of the inmates of hell) in the pit of hell.

Sunan Ibn Majah Hadith 4337
It was narrated from Abu Umamah that the Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said:
“There is no one whom Allah will admit to Paradise but Allah will marry him to seventy-two wives, two from houris and seventy from his inheritance from the people of Hell, all of whom will have desirable front passages and he will have a male member that never becomes flaccid (i.e., soft and limp).’”

Dayuuuum!



That description of paradise sounds like something from a porn movie!

Seventy-two babes with nice, eeermmm....."passages" (kitty-kats, maybe?) And an eternal hard-on?

🤯

Mind blown!

This is why they blow themselves up!

They wanna go join the orgy in the skies!

DonClericuzo:
This is an epic response, he is licking the devil's ass .

I think so.....

LegendHero:
Oloye Sunday Igboho himself.

Nice judgement. It’s now left to see if Benin government will comply.

Oh, they have bought market.

This is ECOWAS court, not some kangaroo court in Kano State.

SKIBiNSKI:
Errr... i don't think so..

You may lick someone's ass, i don't.

Oh ...sure you do.

Boss, major customers, government official, religiously leader, politician, spouse, girlfriend.......

You know, deep inside.

SKIBiNSKI:
Oo okay, so you are not one of the gullible pastors ass lickers then

Everyone licks one ass or another.....even you.

RidorAdeola:
"Shiloh, a feast for all people" - Bishop Oyedepo

Bishop David Oyedepo, founder of the Living Faith Church Worldwide, popularly known as Winners Chapel, has declared Shiloh "a feast for all people". In his pre-Shiloh message, the prominent cleric quoted Isaiah 25:6 which said 'The Lord shall prepare a feast for all people upon this mountain'.

Shiloh 2023 Begins

The annual spiritual gathering of members of the Living Faith Church Worldwide, Shiloh, begins on Tuesday, December 5, 2023. The event, with the theme, “Redeemed to Flourish in Hard Times,” runs through to Sunday, December 10, 2023, when it is rounded off with a Thanksgiving service.



Winners Chapel International


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q-059wR11U?si=uWJ3WDSRtAEaFLmF

I'm in Canaanland right now, place is more crowded than usual

Not here for Shiloh, though.....

I just live here.

Chicagoesontop:
Oga, the woman has told you out of respect she has for you, besides that, she also want to go with your own brother, so whats the fuss all about. This is festive period and activity galore, allow her to go with your brother and then squeeze out very other detailed information you need from your brother. If you dont trust your wife dont you trust your own brother also ?

Maybe he needs to distrust them both?

You know........shit like that happens att the time?

eepeepook:
She's a little person. I doubt he's taller than average. That's 5'9" for Nairaland illiterates.

Thanks, Einstein.

At least you're good for something.

AntiWailer:
Time to research the cause.

Are the foods too salty ? Etc

Do they take too much alcohol ?

Are there lifestyle things ?

This is what a proper society with youths that have heads will do and not just attack the people who gave the data.

Everything is not “We against the world”

Don't forget to ask whether the environment they live in is peaceful.

I hope you know that living in constant tension can raise blood pressure.

mascot87:
No wonder this people are always wailing and crying. No wonder they are always triggered at any news about President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.
Wao!!! PBAT have successfully given this people high BP
If you hate and wish people evil, why wouldn't you have hypertension

You see North East following closely and you're here talking about your Bulabaloo Bulabaa. Can't you see that it is related to terrorism?

These two zones are the most terrorised in Nigeria, with Boko Haram and UGM killing people steadily and the security apparatus unable to so anything (which, to me, is suspect).

You can even take it up a notch and say the remaining 25%-30% in other zones are the Ibos living there!

Whatever floats your boat.

Na you sabi.

LeeSmart:
But visiting an ex doesn't mean sex will happen now. Abi there is something i don't know?

As den dey tok am for streets.....


Dey play.

Zonefree:
Every sane man married to a Nigerian girl should make it mandatory to conduct a DNA test on his first child.

A Nigerian girl with more than two body count is a red flag. If you did not meet your potential bride as a virgin, you have no moral justification to smile or dance on your wedding day.

The best way is for men to also be virgins!

If all man sef be virgin, who go knack de gehs?

Man wey no be virgin, wey dey knack oda gehs dem, but e nor want make him brodas knack in own geh? E wicked pass devil.



Advise all man make den be virgins too, naa.

If all man and all babe be virgin, all dis wahala no go stop?

Na mumu wey we be dey worry us, like pessin wey cut 10 meat, chop 3 after frying, still dey expect 10 meat inside soup.

JoeRizzla:
imported religion has finished this country.


What is the use of this sh*t,

This has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with cluelessness, governments' profligacy with public funds and sheer stupidity!

ijustdey:
https://leadership.ng/delta-governor-oborevwori-to-unveil-africas-tallest-christmas-tree-in-delta/

Mad people.

Mad people everywhere!

illicit:
Some of the students sleep with men outside

Why focus on teachers alone?

Just say it's not good for anyone to sleep with underage girls

One girls' secondary school in Bosso, Minna, then, I remember passing by the fence, and seeing holes the girls had knocked into the blocks for use as ladder to scale the fence!

I was like, WTF?!?!?

Until I heard stories from my Uni guys about their secondary school days, girls would smuggle them into their hostels and keep them from Saturday till Sunday night, feeding them sef, just in exchange for gbola.

I dunno whether it's the teachers that also taught them all this o, abi who wan spoil go spoil.....

The same schools also have "efficos" (nerds or bookworms), MSSN sisters (a.k.a "Ninjatu" because of their hijabs) and "Spirikoko SU Sistas", so, there is that.

happney65:
House girl bawo? Someone helping someone to fix her earrings is doing house help duties? How? Some of you having access to the internet hasn't let you to know when to know what is wrong and what is bad

Someone helping her fellow female to help her fix something as little as her earrings don turn to house girl? As in shey you know the meaning of house girl sha?

This guy sha.

Don't mind them!

As if they don't know that usually, it's women's, daughters, sisters and besties that do such for them.

ApplesBiteMagz:
A video circulating on social media has ignited a debate over the appropriateness of a female police officer assisting Titilayo Adeleke, the wife of Osun State’s First Lady, in putting on her earrings.

The footage has prompted discussions about the perceived boundary between personal tasks and the professional responsibilities of Nigerian security personnel when in public view.

Opinions on social media platform vary, with some Nigerians contending that public servants, including police officers, should prioritize professionalism and concentrate on their official duties instead of engaging in perceived non-official or menial tasks. Others, however, defended the act.

User Didabliz questioned, “Is it the person using them that should be blamed or the force that allows it?”

OAKay_1 expressed concern over the potential erosion of professionalism, stating, “Pocket change and unnecessary expectations are why a police officer is carrying bags, doing menial tasks, etc., for their VIPs. Professionalism would lose you a few Naira, but you’d be respected for sticking to your original assigned tasks. Imagine training worldwide to be househelp.”

In defense of the policewoman’s actions, Sir_ClEMENTI0 suggested, “They might be friends.”

Zaliatishiaku emphasized the personal aspect, stating, “But she’s her aid, and they probably have a personal friendship. The policewoman is a human being, not a robot, so I see no problem helping her to glam up.”.

https://applesbite.com/controversy-surrounds-video-of-policewoman-assisting-osun-first-lady-with-earrings/

Is the policewoman complaining?

This posting is waaaaay better than being on the highway fa, better than being in the office, subjected to regular gbolarizing by one potbellied DPO with mouth and body odour.

Someone who will always be inside air-conditioned office and car, following Madam upandan, and still be chopping enough handouts from Madam and her friends?

I'm sure Madam picked her for that position, maybe a relative or a friend's relative she's known for years. They surround themselves with people they like and can trust.

Abeg, she fit wash Madam pant sef.

Glock22:
it’s a quartz crystal

Correct!

Just quartz.

WealthyNigerian:
Pls, don't underate Nigerians. Does it mean we Nigerians are the most unserious or just happy-go-lucky funniest people on Earth?

It means the average Nigerian youth is ignorant about such things....na for yeyebrity gossip, BBN and betting Nigerians dey excel.

sirpharrell:
The difference between 17 and 19 is that in a jurisdiction where the legal age of consent is 18 years, 17 is a minor while 19 is an adult.

Don't mind him jare!

I wonder what he will say if a 16 year old boy killed his 19 year old sister

Mhizzard:
The guy didn't raped the girl,because she followed him into the hotel without forcing her into the room.perhaps the girl was a virgin that had not experience to much sex to which the guy had with her

And that's enough to kill her, abi?

So based on your stroke of genius, they should let him go, abi?

baralatie:
The ex is what is called a spoiler

Oh....so no simp in this story?

No need to cry.

He doesn't care if he cheats on her.

Some women don't know it's just a case of different standards.

Woman, if he can afford to give you more than your expectations, it doesn't necessarily mean he cares, he just may be able to afford giving you what he's giving just to knack you.