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matrixmuzi:
Cars for poor people or low earners

Poor people in Nigeria cannot buy a car.

Can someone earning ₦50k/mo buy any of these cars?

Even a bike, they cannot buy.

And they number in the vast majority....millions and millions of them.

All cars are for middle class and above.

ganisucks:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/07/25/presidential-election-tribunal-i-see-rerun-but-forces-will-fight-it-primate-ayodele/

Ọlọ́run kúu ṣùúrù.......

Amotolongbo:
Does engaging to a white man translate to having happy ending?

Compare it to those still in the clutches of terrorists and it won't be too hard for you to understand.

wiseone28:
Get well son

More money more problems

So poor people don't have cardiac arrest?

Yinmu

Noneroone:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/07/24/gunmen-kill-3-nigerian-policemen-cart-away-rifles-burn-patrol-van-delta

Yet-to-be-identified, abi never-to-ne-identified?

TemplarLandry:

The charges against him are laughable.
But I believe this is a strategy.

I got a hunch that EFCC will grab him after the DSS is done with him.

I dedicate “Account Balance” by Mohbad feat. Zlatan to Don Meffy.

I'm starting to pity him

Don Meffielli will get a slap on the wrist, because the more grievous charges, y'know, the ones that will affect his masters, won't be pressed.

labake1:
In a situation where you are seeing the person as a friend and he/she asked "what are we" , what is the best response to give?

To whomever gets the correct answer, I dedicate "Ordinary People" by John Legend.

Methinks the answer is somewhere in that song.....🤔

Jennyclay:
Before nko? Why won't she leave .

You didn't even buy a car for Uber, you went ahead to buy Keke. I will also leave you in the relationship. abi is it Keke you want to use to carry me out on a date?

God abeg o!

Are you married?

I hope so!

ruggedtimi:
Nigeria V I P moving around with two - three mobile Police is one of the most stup*d security measures. If kidnappers come for you they will get you.

It's not for security, it's a status symbol.

They consult people like this kidnap victim for protection.

That's even more foolish of them, but......just sayin'

jaephoenix:
Knowledge has gone beyond 'loading your brains' and pouring it in the exams. And when you actually see a patient with such cases that you loaded your brain, you freeze. Thats basically what we do here.
Knowledge is more advanced than that.
Besides Americans or British have smart folks too who load their brains too. They are called nerds

Yet our doctors are doing the same thing and succeeding outside while those who trained outside can't do it and aucceed here?

That's funny......

Well, I do know you can't consult reference books or even the internet in an emergency, it's what you have in your brain that you'll use.

jaephoenix:
Please stop posting falsehood. Do your research if you must. Nigerian medical schools aren't amongst the best in the world. We just have smart students that get trained in poor or average medical schools. We make extra efforts and dig into our 'smart boxes' when we take foreign exams

Bruh, I'm not a doctor, but I had friends in Medicine as a student.

The way they were loading their brains with stuff, I'm not sure other countries do that.

I know someone who went to LAUTECH for medicine who is outside already. He won no awards or stuff like that.

FreeStuffsNG:
https://punchng.com/529-foreign-trained-doctors-failed-medical-exam-mdcn/

Nigerian Medical Schools are among the best in the world, and the developed world knows it.

That's why Nigeria-trained doctors easily slide into their hospitals like say na Instagram DM.

buckeyemedia:
Even a Mumu when quiet is thought to be clever, so says the scripture, please shut up.

And a profound idiot inadvertently believes he can bury his putrid folly in grandiose words.

Put a sock in it.

April396949:
It is interesting to see that Shettima has been chosen to represent Tinubu at the UN and Russia-Africa Summits. This decision shows the confidence and trust that Tinubu has in Shettima's abilities to effectively represent his interests at such high-level international events. It also reflects the recognition of Shettima's diplomatic skills and knowledge in global affairs.

Shettima's presence at these summits is significant as it provides an opportunity for him to engage with global leaders and stakeholders, promoting Nigeria's interests and exploring potential collaborations and partnerships. This representation not only sheds light on Tinubu's commitment to Nigeria's international engagements but also highlights the strategic importance of these summits for the nation.

With Nigeria facing numerous challenges, ranging from security concerns to economic issues, having a representative like Shettima in key global platforms allows for a broader perspective on these issues. Shettima's involvement could lead to important discussions and potential solutions being brought forth for Nigeria's benefit.

Ultimately, it will be interesting to see how Shettima effectively utilizes this opportunity to advance Tinubu's agenda at the UN and Russia-Africa Summits, ultimately contributing to Nigeria's international standing and development.

He trusts Shettima to go abroad or he cannot trust him with Aso Rock......

yetunsbay:
calm down. Real or audio ......all na still money. Na hin get hin money

What?!?!

So if he claims to have sent you to Canada for Master's but actually didn't do a thing, and you're still here in Naija, he has still done yiu good?

Heroicvic:
Audio money😏

He get am na im e dey run kitikiti to win?

To siddon dey watch una disgust me.. tueh

I'm even surprised that BBN can still trend with what's going on in Nigeria.

Naija youths are simply.......gone.

Solofresh2:
That Elumelu daughter called oge no fine abeg

I wish Oga Tony could read your comment, then we'll see if he gives a fvck what YOU think.

It's not like he's offering to "dash" her to you, or something crazy like that.

How is it anyone's business, besides the Elumelus?

Married or not, what do you wanna do with the information?

Besides, anyone can put on a ring.

It's their finger, not yours.

sisisioge:
At least the madam is consistent in her choice of men . Ndi werey!

These guys have low taste and constant flow of cash from their "career" (owómidà business).

A lot of girls/women use them as ATM in the SW.

07kjb:
U don't believe in spiritual and you want us to believe in physical poison, u are just a loner

Leave people make them enjoy

Sniper is a thing, you know.

Elianmotor:
Crashing lightning and heavy downpours can purpose most important risks on the street, but did you already know even a light drizzle or foggy climate can boom your chance for an accident?
As a driving force, it’s important to recognize the way to drive inside the rain. Even in case you live in a place that rarely sees moist climate, understanding what to do whilst roads are moist permit you to stay secure in case you get stuck in a rainstorm. Observe these ten critical recommendations for using within the rain to lower your hazard of an coincidence on gloomy days.

1. Keep away from Bald Tyres
Keeping your tyres in proper repair is a part of fundamental vehicle upkeep, but it’s in particular important if the road is wet. As you pressure, the tread for your tyres wears down over time. The much less tread to your tyres, the much less grip they've on the road. A tyre with little to no tread left is called a bald tyre.
Once you upload water to the street, bald tyres emerge as greater risky than earlier than. Often take a look at the tread in your tyres to make certain you have adequate tread depth for safe driving.

2. Do not Use Cruise control
Cruise control and wet roads don’t blend. You need to make certain you’re alert the entire time you’re riding in moist weather. If you use cruise control, you could find your thoughts wandering and now not paying sufficient attention to the road.
The use of cruise manage in rain can also increase your probabilities of hydroplaning. Hydroplaning is whilst your car skims over the top of a wet avenue and also you lose manage. The water creates a barrier among the street surface and your tyres, leaving you without traction.

3. Put On The Headlights
It’s a very good idea to turn on your headlights in horrific weather, irrespective of whether or not it’s presently raining. Your headlights make your car more seen to different drivers and pedestrians. Headlights additionally increase your capability to look the road and people round you.
A few motors have daylight hours walking lighting that automatically come on when the automobile is on. In wet or foggy climate, you’ll need to switch from strolling lights to headlights. Turning for your headlights additionally engages your hind lights, which don’t come on with strolling lighting. Rear lights make it less difficult for automobiles in the back of you to look you when the climate is horrific.

4. Understand the way to cope with Hydroplaning
You can hydroplane every time there is standing water on the street. In fact, it doesn’t take a lot water to cause a car to hydroplane.
When you notice hydroplane, follow these procedures

Don’t panic, most hydroplanes last only some moments.

Ease your foot off the gas, however do now not brake. Braking can reason your tires to fasten up and your vehicle to spin out.

Focus on riding ahead and avoid making turns. You’ll likely sense a slight jerk while your automobile regains traction.

5. Take away Foggy windows
Moisture on your vehicle’s cabin ends in foggy home windows and low visibility. Avoid riding with foggy home windows by using beginning a window or using the defrost setting in your weather control to dispose of the fog. If you find your self with foggy home windows at the same time as riding, you could use these techniques as well. Don't forget to tug over and wait until you can see again if foggy windows make it hard to see out of your windshield.

Moisture in your vehicle’s cabin results in foggy windows and occasional visibility. Keep away from driving with foggy home windows with the aid of starting a window or the use of the defrost placing for your climate control to eliminate the fog. If you find your self with foggy windows at the same time as using, you may use these strategies as properly. Don't forget to tug over and wait till you could see again if foggy windows make it tough to see from your windshield.

6. Make Use Of Your Windshield Wipers
Your car's windshield wipers are made to prevent moisture off your windshield. Activate your windshield wipers as quickly as it starts raining to offer your self the satisfactory variety of sight. Use the best setting you want to feel cozy while driving within the rain.

Make sure you preserve your windshield wipers in excellent circumstance. Test them often, consisting of when you prevent for gas, to make sure they’re not brittle or cracked. As windshield wipers gets older, the rubber edges that push water off your windshield begin to crack and flake. This may motive wipers to no characteristic nicely, leaving you with streaks of water or portions of rubber for your windshield that make it difficult to peer.

7. Reduce Your Car Speed
Usually take some time whilst using in wet climate. Going too fast whilst it’s raining can cause you to hydroplane. In addition, water on the street makes it harder to prevent speedy. Reduce your speed inside the rain, specifically when making turns. However, do maintain interest on the rate of the automobiles round you. Bear in mind to chorus from needless braking.

8. Prevent Areas With Water
In case you come across status or going for walks water on the roadway, by no means try to cross it in your car. Even though motors are large, heavy gadgets, it most effective takes about a foot of water to drift maximum vehicles. You’re probably to lose control of your vehicle at simplest six inches of water.
Force slowly if you ought to go through a place of status water. Must the water attain the bottom of your automobile doors, flip around and look for an opportunity course. Even as you may not get swept away, water getting into your vehicle’s engine and mechanical structures can cause extreme harm.

9. CREATE DISTANCE AMONG CARS
As a protecting driver, you must preserve a watch on how a good deal room you've got among your vehicle and different drivers. This turns into greater critical whilst the street is wet. You won’t be capable of prevent your car as quick on a wet street than you may on a dry avenue. In truth, braking difficult on a wet avenue often.

10. Stay Alert and keep away from Distractions
While the rain starts to return down, it’s essential which you’re no longer using distracted. Similarly to staying off your telephone and avoiding different sports at the same time as riding, keep your eyes open for capacity risks on the street. In case you’re approaching an intersection, as an instance, take a glance and spot if there are other automobiles coming near from the crossroad. Be privy to how fast they’re transferring so you can plan to prevent speedy or keep away from the opposite automobiles if they could’t stop well.
FINAL NOTE
Taking precautions, slowing down and staying alert will let you stay safe when using within the rain. You ought to also ensure your vehicle coverage is up to date earlier than you need to force in wet weather. This helps you be prepared in case of an coincidence as a result of the rain.
https://elianmotor..com/2023/07/10-tips-for-driving-inside-rain.html

Unless it's an emergency,

FIND BETA PLACE PARK!

Fiscus105:
Hope know poison can also come through spiritual means? In as much we one needs to be vigilant, one should pray that satan should not catch him.

This "spiritual" we are always shouting about here, don't people in the West and the developed world have it?

Abi spirit no dey US ni?

They are not "spiritual" like us, yet they live better lives than us. They even live longer.

Cutezt:
She should stop wearing all these mummy G.O cloth. That's why I tell every woman I date that I don't even want to see anything that looks like wrapper in the house.

Because you're still dating.

Better don't marry, if you see wearing wrapper is a deal-breaker.

Nazgul:
The rule of the thumb when drinking with your so called friends are as follows...

1. Always finish your drink before going to urinate.

2. Never drink from a glass whenever you're drinking with more than one person, always request for straw.

3. After coming back from the toilet, and you want another drink, request for another straw as well. Don't use the same straw you left behind.

4. Never discuss your success with friends over a drink. It's most likely going to stir up their envy.

5. Don't join them in eating anything you didn't personally order for, be it meat, ponmo, gizzard, chicken, pepper soup...etc.

If you follow these rules, you'll live long.

All your rules don't hold a candle to these:

1. If you must drink, buy your drinks and have them in front of your TV at home.

2. Better than the last one.... DON'T EVEN DRINK!

Before you argue, remember, ALCOHOL ITSELF, IS A POISON!

ManirBK:
https://dailytrust.com/fg-opens-workshops-for-nigerians-to-convert-vehicles-to-autogas/

Until we learn that gas is actually being subsidised and the real price is like ₦1k per kg.

Then they will open shop to convert vehicles to burn vegetable soup.

Rayban25:
i dont know why youre lamenting. far as i am concerned what youre going through is good for you.

what are you doing with such amount of children? you didnt think of economy? you didnt do family planning because you prioritized sexual pleasure and being a sharpshooter instead of living within your means. na you sabi.

The matter, ehn......5 kids?

I earn much more than 40k.... I mean, a lot more, yet I'm complaining, with only 2 kids.

In his shoes, I'll just keep quiet, because I won't even know what to even talk about again.

Ọmọ!

JohnBullMySon:
Lol. You think he's the one who did it himself?

Most likely he told his police escort to handle them. That's how many big men behave in Nigeria.

Instead make guy man pray make e no get problem with big man for Naija, e dey beat chest over notin.

If 8 MOPOL descend on his ass, can he do anything?

Pessin wey den go kill troway or pass as a kidnapper, end of story.

geesilver:
Maybe she trys to intimidate the opponent with a better boobs

The joy of winning sometimes makes you do something crazy, just like this.

Maybe she's tryna tell the world she ain't a tran......

HanisahZuwy:
Today, I went to a government/general hospital to see a doctor. When I got there, I got card and waited for my turn to see the doctor. Then it was finally my turn and I went in, told the doctor the symptoms I'm experiencing, and then he referred me to the lab for a culture test.

When I got to the lab, I went to the cashier to make payments for the test and thereafter waited for my turn. When it was finally my turn, some documentations were made, instrument for the culture collection was given to me and I was referred to a woman who would handle the culture test.

When I got to her(the woman), she pointed to an enclosure, that I should enter there, UnCloth, lie on the raised bed and open my legs. So, I went in, then came out immediately to ask her if I can collect it myself. She said no, that I won't do it well, that I would just get the surface and won't go deep. So, I agreed. I went in, undressed, got on the bed and open my legs. So, she came and collected the specimen. This was somehow painful because she had to go very deep. After collecting the specimen, she then went to put it in the instrument that was given to me earlier, then came back immediately and said 'keep it up' with a thumbs up sign from her.

Since then, I've been wondering what she meant by that. Does anyone here have a clue what that could mean?

She's seen a lot of girls' lady-bits, and she can tell you're a good girl.

You know they can tell what's been happening down there by examination, right?

That's just it.

Ikpeyi:
https://dailytrust.com/n620-per-litre-this-isnt-what-we-voted-for-kano-resident-laments/

We know what you voted for, you religiously biased doofus!

You voted for muslim-muslim ticket!

All you assholes who voted because they thought it was "jihad", hope you're enjoying the show?

These are just opening credits, fa!

De real show neva start!

Suffering makes us band together in Nigeria.