₦airaland Forum

superCleanworks:
by the time you add oil and gas (or kero) and transport to market plus electricity wey u go use see road chop the food.

Goodlady:
Just got back home from work.
The dinner I m having tonight.
Fish N800
Pepper: 400
Meat: N1,000
Vegetable: N100
Kpomo: N500.
And I bought that groundnut N200 as snack to eat before I finished cooking.
Life of a single girl.

wittywriter:
Rich Science postulated by Rich Scientists....

But this corrupt former minister is also tweeting..SMH.

Wittyness

Throwback:
ECOWAS must do all to ensure that Democracy BAD GOVERNMENT is restored to Niger.

HonNL:
SOURCE

TruthsFM:
Imagine this act ooo. This is what H.E Senator Dino Melaye haven't done. Infact Dino Melaye has been in politics for several years before Bello came into politics. Experience differs abeg.

Mjshexy:
Nice one, some cheering news amidst the hardship

psychologist:
Ok bye

References1:
Saint Obi goes home on August 18, 2023.

bennybuhari:
Ministerial List: Tinubu Is Very Unfair To This Man Who Did A Lot For Him

President Bola Tinubu has been unfair to Festus Keyamo who did a lot defending him day and night especially on the narcotics issue.

No first batch
No second batch
Is it because he lost his polling unit during the presidential election?

sarkinbauchi:
Andrew Livers salt marriages.
From one party to another.
They're probably Peter Obi's disciples

abidem4real:
Stop using Panadol for somebody else's headache 🤪🤪🤪🤪

abidem4real:
This woman just spoke sense and truth to our wives, making them understand that we love them so much even though we cheat. It's all for fun! Don't count it as sin. You are our real hearts ❤️💯💕💕💕💕

benjackugo:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvUBvd6Nuos/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

22o62021:
Capt Utaka
Capt oliseh
In Sierra leone?

accordadoga28:
God have mercy.

Trust Nigerians to start looking for money and other valuable items in the crash scene.

May we not crash.

Helicopter no go jam us.

flexyrule:
I can attest to the fact that Sen. Abbo (he was fondly called Cliff) was actually a very brilliant student.

I knew him way back from Mubi in Adamawa State...

From his humble days in Vimtim to when he came out as HIV positive, then during his days with several International NGOs and most memorably, when he used to fly to England to watch Man Utd matches.

But writing common entrance in primary 3... Omoh. That one weak me!

Ordinarily, way back at primary 3, you no even suppose sabi read finish.

But if I believed that a 13 year old is the youngest AWS certified developer in Africa... Then I'll humbly swallow Abbo's story too.

22o62021:
Capt Utaka
Capt oliseh
In Sierra leone?

Kukutente23:
Bubu and shock
Where is that Zombie that used to dedicate songs? He should come and dedicate a song on shock to Buhari

Fashypearl:
A Nigerian couple has caused a frenzy online after sharing their transformation pictures which immediately went viral.

The stunning pictures which featured the couple side-by-side with the caption “how it started vs how it’s going,” has been shared thousands of times on various platforms.

In the “how it started” picture, the couple was looking young and vibrant, dressed in matching Ankara outfits.

In the “how it’s going” picture, the woman was looking much bigger and more robust than the man, who hasn’t changed much.


The picture has sparked a conversation online, with many people commenting on the couple’s incredible transformation.

See the photos below:

Benard5050:
I worked in a school for four years and I decided to resign to establish my own business, a laundry business to be precise.

Immediately I gave my boss a month's notice, she turned me into her enemy immediately, and she became so bitter towards me.

The school is run by husband and wife and I discussed with d husband who is the director that I still wish to maintain the room in the staff quarter till December that the house rent should be deducted from my last salary because our rent is being deducted every month from our salary.

The director agreed, wished me well and even advised me further on other things.

My last day at work was Wednesday and happened to be my birthday, this woman never wished me a happy birthday but instead a full manifestation of bitterness that was open to all to see. I made sure I fulfilled her requests but I cried cos I felt let down and betrayed... I joined the school when the college was only jss1 and 2 and now with d help of God and my hard work and those of others, the school has developed and grown to ss3

I'm into teaching aspect and also extracurricular activities that I do teach the students and won many things for the school regarding that.

I left unceremoniously and I felt so sad and betrayed...

Yesterday the director messaged me I'll have to vacate the room I'm occupying and this house is where I'm doing laundry, I planned to be there till Dec and then move away when I start making some money from my laundry.

How can humans be so inhuman and ungrateful?

I have nothing to say to them, I put everything in God's hand.

Morbeta11:
Explain....

juman:
Her chest look flat.

juman:
Never knew she has some breast like this.
When men she picture like this in their minds is sex with the female even if its three to five minutes.

Racoon:
It was a negative for her given that she is a female. Future husband they observe with keen attention. Carry yourself with decorum sis.

ublight:
I recently had a business deal go South and millions of naira went down the drain. A contractor I had brought on board for a project had absconded with money, and my partner's felt since I contracted him, I must have been aware of the move, especially as I did not file any report to the police.

I was arrested on Monday and taken to the station for questioning(actually the police head quarters in the state). The police can be so brutal when interrogating (that's a story for another day).

I was later taken to the office of the commissioner of police for the state.

You would not believe my disappointment. I was expecting to see an agile, fit athletic man that can run around, draw out his fire arm to engage in any hostile situation. (too many Hollywood movies right!)

Anyways, I saw one fat, pot bellied, more of a politician looking man. He was relaxed on his somewhat of a rocking chair.

To be honest, I was not expecting much from him (I had judged the book by the cover).

He interviewed me for less than 10 minutes, but his wisdom in those few minutes could be likened to that of King Solomon in the Bible.

What the man lacked in looks and physique, he made up for it in his head.

I then realised that maybe he climbed to that position using more of his brains to solve cases than muscles.

I was really impressed with his judgment. To cut the long story short, I was released on bail. I'm to report back at the station on Friday to see how the case will proceed.

I can tell you that in that station, only the commissioner was civil, well mannered, respectful, lawful. Infact he is the embodiment of what the police force should be.

My question is this. How can such a commissioner be heading touts, imbeciles, uneducated morons parading in uniforms? Don't we have people like the commissioner who can be at the lower ranks?

Let me end here for now. Share your own encounter with any commissioner or police officer.

IconicR:
See what a promiscuous man have done to the innocent baby 😢

Candidlady:
As soon as Isaw "died in his sleep" all the fvck iwanted to give disappeared