₦airaland Forum

TemplarLandry:
What wrong has he done by exhibiting the spirit of sportsmanship?
Very very hostile set of people.

Oya, dedicate another crappy or nonexistent song to the Islamic Republic of Iran.

No fall my hand, Baba!

MMempire:
Village people loading.

Aswear!

They only need to block network to the stick for like 2 minutes......

2 minutes too much, sef.

15 seconds.

ahnie:
E get so many nonsense wey you really don eat.

How person go eat this for humanity sake?
These re creepers nau

Naija gehs go dey form, like "EEEWWWW!"

Meanwhile den dey suck de one wey gross pass diswan 1 million times in the name of hookup!

Sumtin wey guyman dey suspend inside toilet.....

Shioor!

Kingsmeal:
Kagame decided to Weaken his Own Military, at the expense of Rwanda rather than leave Office - this is the Kagame that Nigerian Governors just traveled several Miles to go and learn "How to run Govts from!"

After 23 years in office and claiming to have to turned Rwanda into Paris and Dubai, he is unable to leave Office for the things he has started to be passed on to the next generation...

Kagame snapped a pic with the late Madiba Nelson Mandela, and Rwandans were gushing on the picture of "two Legends".

I posted that Mandela only went for a single term while Kagame has been there for over 2 decades. See how Rwandans came for my precious ass!

I run o!

Las-las, e go clock 50 years in office. Den eye go still open.

Built2last:
Why are we hearing of demolitions and demolitions.

Not a singke news of building anything


Why does most FCT ministers think that demolition is an achievement?

This is how we will be blowing hot air till 4 years is gone.

FCT lack proper pipe born waters in many areas.
Good roads are only in city center
FCT lacks good recreational centers, no Zoo. No children fun centers

All we hear is demolition

sad thing is, demolition takes place and one director in FCDA will go behind to buy the land.

let's keep playing

This is what I keep saying.

Same goes for Lagos.

No new schools, no new University, no new hospitals, na so-so bus-stop and bus......

Abuja own na to dey demolish be work.

Since IBB and Abacha era, I don't think FG has done appreciable work in developing the FCT

madridguy:
Oyinbo country self too get wahala.

You cannot discipline your wife as one can do in Nigeria... Your wife can wake up and call police for you and police will ask you to leave your home.

You cannot scold your kids, if you do so and the authority get to know, they will take away your kids and hand them over to a foster parent.

And this is the place some people are selling their assets to go

My prayer to all Nigeria men suffering under their wives in various oyinbo country.

SMH.

Bia, nwannem, come closer.

How do you discipline ya wife?

Shey you dey give am frog jump ni, abi na "kneel down and raise your hands"?

boxypane:
If he had known...

You think he didn't know?

Lemme tell you, he's crying because he has family that are disappointed in him and he knows he cannot afford to disappoint them even more by moving from licensed crime to unlicenced crime.

I've seen other dismissals on the news and Social Media. Those guys just dey strong face like WWF wrestler.

b3llo:
All I see in Peter Obi is Buhari 2.0. that was how APC scammed Nigerians with Buhari/Osinbajo ticket.

I'm sure you're one of those seriously enjoying BULABAA presidency.

Lutherblaq:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/08/30/tinubu-canadian-pm-trudeau-discuss-gabon-coup-on-phone/

Make Baba Bulabaa dey follow Trudeau dey do akproko.

FreeStuffsNG:
The President Bola Ahmed Tinubu I know will always stand for democracy. He suffered and was incarcerated for his fight for democracy and posterity is in his favour today.

The elderly Igbo man removed from office in Gabon after an atrocious third-term agenda is the immediate responsibility of the sub region of Central Africa, sincerely speaking, it's not the job of Asiwaju, Nigeria or Ecowas.

We have our own issues in Nigeria and ECOWAS and it's not like our Igbo brothers here in Nigeria care. Check my signature for free stuffs!

ECOWAS is an SPV (special purpose vehicle) for protecting rogues in government, like self-perpetuating rulers, beneficiaries of rigged elections and father-to-son presidency (Togo).

What has ECOWAS done for anybody?

When Booboo closed Nigeria's borders to West Africa, what did ECOWAS do?

The inaction of ECOWAS on an act that negates their purported mandate while they pounce hungrily on the removal of ONE MAN from presidency is enough evidence.

Tax reforms committee will prepare a roadmap on tax reforms, aboki!

Abi does this clown expect an entire economy to be run on tax only?

Late warning.

News that is a week old on Social Media.

AllenSpencer:
Are you saying it’s not possible that both staged the marriage to seek asylum?

Scenarios like this are not new to immigration scams. Even siblings do marriage.

To seek asylum, yes.

Is this staged? No.

They're legally married.

Anyway, Na dem sabi.

Oil....oil....oil.

Discover oil, still the nation is in deep poopoo.....

AllenSpencer:
Are you a Nigerian?

You have no idea what people do for citizenship.

Oh, come on!

Read the WhatsApp messages posted there.

The 2 guys are Nigerians and they met in Nigeria before the woman's husband left for Canada.

It's not like he got there and wedded a Canadian man.

AllenSpencer:
Madam should be calming down.

Your husband is working for the family.

He is trying to secure Canadian citizenship. 🤣🤣🤣

He will dissolve marriage once he gets that passport.

Read well.

The guy he married is also a Nigerian whom she sheltered for 4 months in Abuja.

Obviously, the gaybriel husband got to Canada and arranged for his buttboy to join him, leaving wifey and kids in Naija.

madridguy:
The best coup that can happen in Nigeria is we the citizen against the rulling class.

Gen. Sanni Abacha is dead but till today Nigeria is still going around to bring back his loot kept in different part of the world.

We Nigerians, our first mission must be against our states governors. These people are our biggest obstacles to our development. We Nigerians must wrestle the local governments full autonomy away from the states governors.

Hmmmm.....the loot of one single governor pass Abacha loot, fa!

If at this point anyone doesn't understand that APC doesn't care about Nigerians, that person is a lunatic.

Secure the land, go for agriculture and allied industries, infrastructure and exportation , thus creating jobs. It's not rocket science.

Instead of policies that will move the country forward and put money in the pockets of the people, they are impoverishing people more and more, while adjusting employment to 1 hour of work per week!

These people hate us. Period.

Gajagojo:
Who is discussing philosophy
I am discussing basic physics
I am talking about data and telling you your brain capacity is low.

Data is not a function of human beings .Data exists independent of human existence

Everything in the physical world is data.

I will leave you with your high brain capacity, spewing esoteric but impractical nonsense.

I am an engineer. I deal with data I can use.

The one that exists 'outside my existence' is not my concern.

You can make it yours and use it as you see fit, since you're a genius.

Lemme stay on my low brain capacity level.

sulaak:
This is just stupid.

An East-West railway line is not a priority. Railways linking the North to the Southern port should be the priority.

An upgraded SDR railway that links the South-South ports (Warri, Port Harcourt, Onne, Calabar) to the North via the Eastern State, North Central and North East will transform the South East.

Hmmmm......freight lines linking Aba to PH (actually, dual lines...one freight one passenger) as well as lines linking PH-Ondo-Lag (coastal line) will work wonders in our import-export activities.

sulaak:
Chief,

The Abuja Light rail is dead because of corruption and incompetence, even the Lagos Metro will not survive Nigeria's corruption, stealing tickets and selling them without remittance to the central government will destroy any operation.

The corruption is the cause of the obvious white elephant project.

The incompetence is the total lack of due diligence in determining the relevance of the project in a place where the problem it will solve does not exist at this time.

Gajagojo:
That is the extent of your brain capacity.

You cannot outdo your brain
DNA is data
all molecular and submolecular interaction is data
The entire existence is data
light,heat sound smell anything that exists is data. You just don't have the brain power to process that.
You cut your hair or your nails and data is transmitted triggering regrowth.
You die? data is transmitted and maggots appear
You have an undergraduate mindset capable of learning other people's ideas but not of thinking your own

What is this one saying?

We are not discussing philosophy here, Bro.

sulaak:
What is enlightened about his thread?

Metro or light railways are interoperability infrastructures designed to support other means of transport. The Lagos Red line will allow commuters from Ikorodu to travel via bus, Uber or passenger car to the local train station and Lagos Island by avoiding the 4-hour traffic. Commuting to Lagos Island will fall to 1 hour from 4 hours.

Lagos is not Abuja.

Okay, let's even leave out the fact that the crazy hold-up that's the norm everywhere in Lagos only happens in some areas in Abuja at peak hours,

Kindly explain why the light rail is dead, even when complete.

My own explanation is, it's USELESS!

it's there to fulfil a nonexistent purpose.

In Lagos, it will work fine. In Abuja......useless, at least for now and the nearest future.

You'll understand if you live or have lived in Abuja with its 8-lane roads and high-speed traffic.

FoggedBrain:
A data engineer?

Civil/Infrastructure Engineer.

Gajagojo:
Story
what is it in this life that does not use data
Data is information period

You cannot fu,ck or make Eva without data
At every point we gather data from the environment for EVERYTHING

Oya, Oga Professor,

Which data you dey use to SHIT?

Lemme tell you.....

Before information becomes data, some effort must have been put into it to give it structure and meaning.

FoggedBrain:
I like the fact that your seeing this from the perspective of a data analyst. Are you one?

I'm an engineer, actually, but all applied science uses data.

Who takes train to Abuja airport?

Why leave my house and take an Über to the train station, then take a train to the airport when I can take the Über straight to the airport?

Why will I arrive from Lagos or overseas and start boarding train to a station, only to start looking for another vehicle to take me to my destination, when I can take a car straight there?

These people in government don't know how to source for data to use in developing infrastructure.

To please the people, first find out what the people want.

Truvelisback:
Nobody vex me ooo. I just noticed that kids of this century have lost it. Although, I don't blame them, I blame the parents. Awful things we couldn't do as kids in our time are what nowadays kids are doing and it's really astonishing.

You got kids of your own?

Those are your responsibility.

Train them to be examples to the other kids you're griping about.

Funflipper:
Number of games played and trophies won. Inter Miami is a new club.

Okay.

I'll accept this.

OBTOREPA:
Village people at work

Naaaaah!

No be everything be "village pipu", jọ̀ọ́!

Didn't you hear that he worked in a gun shop for more than 20 years?

According to him, he hung out with the wrong crowd, that's what got him into drugs and crime.

Eh?!?!

So FIFA is saying Kano Pillars has better odds of beating Inter Miami ni, or what exactly?

Better facilities?

Better players?

FIFA analysts should stop drinking SCOOCHIES, abeg!

Sonia2212:
Chai it pains, begging for food is one of the worst thing that can happen

This is the order of the day in the North.

I can tell you for free, that I've seen this behaviour withy own eyes from as long as 20 years ago.

Not new at all.