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EducationRe: Students’ Loan: FG To Introduce Tuition Fees In Universities by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:34pm On Jun 14, 2023
Zonefree:

I don't understand.

I paid library fees
I paid for my hostel
I paid for my feeding
I paid for textbooks

So, how's tuition free in government schools?
Tuition dey dat ya list?

Tuition is free because you didn't pay for tuition.

Abi, e hard to understand?
EducationRe: Students’ Loan: FG To Introduce Tuition Fees In Universities by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:29pm On Jun 14, 2023
JasonScoolari:
Tinubu is very brilliant.

At least, with the student loan, the youths that failed to payback would be recruited into the army as payback. Agbado and cassava go surplus.

50 million youths into the army, is here to stay.
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Chai!

I told my wife, this means fees in Federal Universities are about to get jacked up close to those in private universities.

I guess I was right.

Let's see how it goes, sha.

Papa go pay for fuel, FG go use de money give pikin loan for Uni, then pikin go begin hustle to pay back while still paying for fuel.

People!

No more clubbing o!

Even singles better start their unborn kids' college funds right now, among those earning enough ni o. Low-income families won't escape the rat race.

Even the lecturers have kids so they may smile to the bank but still have to pay the new fees.

It's well.
FamilyRe: Why Do Married Men Suddenly Lose Interest In Their Wives and try to avoid her? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:22pm On Jun 14, 2023
EriMma1:
I've been observing this for some time now. Once a couple has lived together for ten years,
the closeness between them reduces. As in.. the man no longer sits with the wife to gist or even play. Meanwhile, you'll still see the woman trying to bond and wanting her man to always be around her.

I noticed this in one couple. In fact they are pastor and Mrs. The woman always follows the man every where and wants to sit where he's sitting but the man would clearly avoid her and go out of sight completely when the tailing becomes too much and only come back when the woman is no longer in sight. Why?

No man born of a woman will try such with me, I'll blank you like you're not there.

Women, you too should wise up and stop making yourselves too available. Make yourself a bit scarce and they'll value you.
Really?

I didn't know o!

As for me, I always want my wife around me all the time. I ask her to take strolls with me and I hold her hand as we walk.

We're close to 50 and have been married for some time.

She's not the same slim, sexy babe I married, but, DAMN! she's a whole lot better!

After all, I'm not the same young stud, so why not enjoy who enjoys me?

Men wey dey lose interest, those new babes don't love you.

"Madam" does.

Make her your Babe again.
PoliticsRe: NNPC Grants Dangote License To Import Fuel by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:51pm On Jun 13, 2023
ganisucks:
Kikiki...😆😅🤣🤣

Nigerians enjoy getting scammed.

If Baba Lagos like he can pay all the small Frys money to pretend he is President, the powers that be will just be laughing. When the time comes, they will give him quit notice. If after six weeks he doesn't comply, they will give him the Gbagbo treatment.
Well, it was BooBoo that did the scam ''commissioning''.

Baalabluu wasn't even there!

Just saying.

Las-las, all na wash.

Commissioning a refinery that's 88 percent complete!

Imagine!

That's like moving into a house without doors and windows!
PoliticsRe: 46 Senators Voted For Yari For Senate President by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:51pm On Jun 13, 2023
olasaad:
Imagine a first time Senator having 46 votes. He tried
Is he a first-time politician?

Doesn't he have a bag of loot?
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Signs Student Loan Bill Into Law (Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:14pm On Jun 12, 2023
ManWater:
This is good.
But they can as well call it Scholarship because no student will pay back a loan.
It will be an option, not compulsory.

Once taken, repayment is a must.

It's being done in the U.S.

However, the problem here is that school fees are about to get jacked up, and most students will have no choice but to take it.
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Mistook This Deadly Viper For A Python, Nearly Killed by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:06pm On Jun 12, 2023
adisabarber:
Isn't that a gaboon viper?
Puff Adder.
PoliticsRe: Details Of The Student Loan Bill Signed By President Tinubu by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:03pm On Jun 12, 2023
Mindlog:
Going by antecedent, repayment will be very low as Nigeria do not have the structures to make it sustainable.
Okay o.

Common Palmpay dey collect dia money, to say less of student loan wey den go hold de NIN, BVN, phone numbers, etc of both students and their parents.
FoodRe: Anthrax Disease: FG Advises Public To Desist From Consuming Ponmo by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:08pm On Jun 12, 2023
JobNeededUrgent:
you sound like you have first hand experience of the disease
Not first hand.....just enough knowledge from reading about it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Silvio Berlusconi Is Dead! (italy's Longest-serving Leader Dies At 86) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:34am On Jun 12, 2023
lolu2019:
u called them Arrogant for defending their nation.dont judge people if u av not listen to their own side of the story.a list without an American president and the queen of England.
I wanted to mention Richard Nixon and Marie Antoinette, but I remember that their people summarily dealt with them.

Besides, I mentioned leaders of Germany, Italy and Chile as well, not only Africans.

Also note, I could have mentioned Saddam Hussein, Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro, but I didn't, because I really believe those ones were defending their countries.
FoodRe: Anthrax Disease: FG Advises Public To Desist From Consuming Ponmo by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:26am On Jun 12, 2023
Don't these people know what anthrax is?

No be by chopping pọ̀nmọ́ o!

If e ever show for Naija, anthrax go announce itseff sharperly!

If anthrax catch live cow, no be by pọ̀nmọ́ e go spread o!

E go don off enuff Fulani before e go enta abbatoir off all de butchers dem.

In fact, who go do de pọ̀nmọ́ sef?

If anthrax dey, nobody go even fit do pọ̀nmọ́, to talk less of make we see am chop.
PoliticsRe: ‘Massive Corruption In Electricity Sector, Discos Defrauding Nigerians’ - WAMAC by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:14am On Jun 12, 2023
dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/massive-corruption-in-electricity-sector-discos-defrauding-nigerians/
Just repeating what we know already.

Nigerians know it.

The DISCOS know it.

TCN, NERC, FG all know.

Las-las, all government manipulation including subsidy payment or removal na to victimise Nigerians.

The average Nigerian is a victim.

Nigerians are professional victims.
Foreign AffairsRe: Silvio Berlusconi Is Dead! (italy's Longest-serving Leader Dies At 86) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:50am On Jun 12, 2023
Toh....

He don go, finally.

Watch out!

Our politicians won't look at him, humble themselves and do what is right.

Look at the list of dead leaders who were so arrogant in their lifetimes:

Adolf Hitler
Josef Stalin
Benito Mussolini
Moamar Ghadaffi
Pol Pot
Augusto Pinochet
Idi Amin
Idris Deby
Mobutu Sese Seko
Sani Abacha

I can go on and on.

Buhari, Tinubu sef will go.

I wonder if they think about this.
TravelRe: Nigeria Air: Only N3b, not N85b was released - Interview with Hadi Sirika by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:45am On Jun 12, 2023
fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gprzRpI1FUY


SOURCE
Na ₦3 BILLION be ONLYhuh??

ONLY?!?!?

TEEREEEE BILLIONUUUU?!?!?
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Mobbed Amid Loud Ovation At Lekki Catholic Church (Pix, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:31am On Jun 12, 2023
SwissMass:
He is still pulling his religious bigot stunts
Have you watched Hell-ruffian's video about religious domination of Kaduna and Nigeria?

Who's the bigot?
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike Of Lagos Grand Entrance At Real Warri Pikin's Wedding by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:39am On Jun 12, 2023
Babaken:
This guy head Don knock engine finish
He's just showing the world who he really is.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How's The Power Supply In Your Area? by Jeezuzpick(m):
mjuvey3:
Since Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu was sworn in, I've been enjoying 24/7 constant power supply.

If they take it,it won't be up to 5 minutes before they bring it back.

Matter of fact,I'm tired of the light 😂🤣😅

How's the power situation in your area?
It started before the swearing-in of Baalabluu.

TCN has threatened to disconnect any DISCOS that didn't pay 100% for the power they received, that's why.

Up till April, most DISCOS (except Eko DISCO) have been remitting only about 65%.

Now they have to justify the electricity they are receiving.
PoliticsRe: Demolition: Tinubu Shocked By Ganduje’s Atrocities As Governor – Kwankwaso by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:10am On Jun 10, 2023
Natural2Heal:
And to kwankwaso, can't you tell the new kano governor to seize the buildings and shops as govt assets? It is far better than demolition.

No matter what, Demolition is a waste.
Seize and get sued?

Start wasting time and resources on litigation?

The best thing is to return the annexed properties back to their initial purpose.

Na demolition sure pass.
PoliticsRe: MC Tagwaye, Adamu Garba, Fashola, Others Make List Of Tinubu SAs - Nigerianpilot by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:21pm On Jun 08, 2023
Toh.

Sycophants.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Vs Peter Obi: 8th June 2023 Live Court Updates by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:24pm On Jun 08, 2023
JasonScoolari:
The documents in court are BVAS and IREV reports for:
Bayelsa
Niger - IREV
Edo – IREV
Ekiti
Benue
Adamawa - IREV
Kaduna - IREV
Akwa Ibom
Ogun - IREV
Bauchi

Please note that INEC is still owing LP team some documents, so whatever you see today doesn’t mean that’s all LP have to present for this case. There are more documents on the way.

Cc; @General_Oluchi
A lot of people think Peter Obi is playing.

He's not like Atiku who goes to court just to go to court.

He wouldn't have bothered if he didn't believe he had a case and could win it.
Christianity EtcRe: Pat Robertson Dies At 93 by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:37pm On Jun 08, 2023
Billionaire2:
What is happening to elderly people??

How many R I P today?
Duuuude!

He was 93!

NIIINETY THREEEEE!

RIP Brother Pat of the 700 Club.

The rest of us soldier on.
SportsRe: Legendary Wrestler Iron Sheikh Dies At The Age Of 81 by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:53pm On Jun 08, 2023
Mitsurugi:
I so hated this guy with Nikolai Volkoff. Imagine an Iran and Russian tag team grin

Rest in peace sir.
What's surprising?

Look at the world right now.

RIP, Iron Sheikh.

I remember him wella, wide guy with the moustache and no neck, partner of Nikolai Volkoff.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is This Thing Situated In Almost Every Nigerian City? (Pictured) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:11pm On Jun 07, 2023
PussyKing:
I use to see this tower in every city.

Please what is it called and the use??
Water tower.

Not only Nigeria sef.

E full all over the world.

Only say Naija own no dey work.
CrimeRe: Video: Suspected Thief Caught Red-handed Stealing In Military Barracks by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:52pm On Jun 07, 2023
E get mind o!
SportsRe: Harry Maguire Agreed To Leave Manchester United by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:50pm On Jun 07, 2023
obembet:
Bad news forManchester United fans as thier captain Harry Maguire decided to leave the club

Harry Maguire has come to light as the Red Devils captain set to leave Old Trafford

The England defender has fallen down the pecking order behind Raphael Varane, Lisandro Martnez, Victor Lindelof and even Luke Shaw in a dramatic fall from grace after his big-money arrival four years ago.

Maguire moved to United from Leicester in 2019 for £78.3million, which made him the world’s most expensive defender after eclipsing the fee paid by Liverpool for Virgil van Dijk. He penned a six-year contract after two impressive seasons with the Foxes, but while he remains the most expensive defender in football history - it is difficult to suggest that he has been worth the outlay.

Now he is set to leave the club with his international career potentially on the line, though is struggling to find a suitor willing to continue his £190,000-a-week wages.

Source: https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1666274563313770498?t=W4FE1MICjJYmWVtP7nRFGg&s=19[/quote]Maguire the MR MAGOO of Man U defense!

grin
CrimeRe: SS3 Student Stabs Undergraduate To Death For Dating His Sister (pic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:47pm On Jun 07, 2023
JASONjnr:
When you stoop low to do dirty with kids you should expect anything coming your way....


If they don't get pregnant, they die during a portion due to severe pains or they kill you for hurting them since they understand little about controlling emotions....
How do you know that the sister is a kid?
CrimeRe: Moment Palmpay Agents Arrested Debtor At Eatery After Tracking Him (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:41pm On Jun 07, 2023
Naijastrapmedia:
moment palmpay agents arrested debtor at eatery after tracking him

A video that has gained widespread attention online captures the moment employees of a prominent online loan company apprehend a customer believed to have failed to repay a debt. The video depicts the company's staff, accompanied by security personnel, tracking down the customer at a restaurant where he was enjoying a meal. Despite attempting to escape, the customer was stopped by one of the security guards. The agents verified the customer's identity using a photo he had presumably provided during the loan application process. The customer pleaded with them to allow him to make a phone call to his mother as he was being taken away.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uT50mRj4To&feature=share9
E don cast for Idan
RomanceRe: Girl: My Ex Is Trapped In A Loveless Marriage. What Can I Do? by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:51am On Jun 07, 2023
Nothing.

Leave him and face your life, auntie!
PoliticsRe: Stock Market Response To New Presidents Since 1999 by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:19am On Jun 07, 2023
PoliticsRe: Ifa Backs Subsidy Removal, Predicts Better Future — Traditionalists by Jeezuzpick(m):
IFA sef don go see Baalabluu and Don Mefielo for disbursement.

grin grin grin
EducationRe: 6 Kids Set To Represent Nigeria At World Microsoft Championship by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:03pm On Jun 05, 2023
PureFace1:
https://allschool.com.ng/six-brilliant-students-set-to-represent-nigeria-at-world-microsoft-championship/
No Harbowkey name, as usual.

Harbowkey no dey represent Naija for good tins.
PoliticsRe: Presidency: Lack Of 25% In FCT Disqualifies Atiku, Tinubu - PDP Witness by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:04pm On Jun 05, 2023
N3TRAL:
It's amusing when adults think like kids. To believe that Tinubu will lose in court must be associated with low IQ and emotional intelligence level.

Hope is not enough to stop Tinubu.

The Court of Appeal or the Supreme Court will not cancel the elections or declare another candidate winner.

Stop wasting your resources, keep your house together and fight back in 2027 at the polls.
Imagine for a moment, the state the nation will be in by 2027.

It's not too much of a stretch of the imagination, just look at Buhari.

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