₦airaland Forum

Good.

Maybe he can talk some sense into their corruption-riddled brains.

Like, why go to Kigali for a conference?

Bigboytinz:
This for afcon?? Never doesn't meet standard

E be like Covenant University stadium

shiki:
The guy prefer Short cut

Abi naa....

E follow APIAN WAY.

AntiChristian:
Meshionu!



Can Muslims worship in Vatican?

Can Christians worship at the Ka'abah?

AImiron:
The cheapest ticket to see Red Bulls vs. Inter Miami before kickoff was $480.

That’s almost [b]HALF A MILLION in NAIRA, just to see the 🐐 play, i bet you no go see him wella cos na rooftop you go dey. That’s insane effect, no be I influence semi retired players to the desert, mf stfu[/b] 😂🤣😂

Na Ape Piss Cheats cause am.

aQUINandmore:
ok kiddo, I've noticed you.

Kiddo?

From someone who doesn't know Terry Funk?



You have elders here, boy.

aQUINandmore:
I don't know him.

You're not supposed to.

wrongman665:
First was iron sheik follow by bray wart, now terry funk. May his soul rest in peace.

The Iron Sheikh and Terry Funk were old, at least.

Bray no even touch 40.

Shit.

superemmy:
Black Skin is the best skin.
At 52 she still set sha

Enuff surgery, Bro!

TemplarLandry:
Keep chasing shadows sir.

You didn't read the post at all, did you?

SmartyPants:
There's nothing unusual about it. As Africa's largest economy, Nigeria is of interest to BRICS. As an emerging superpower, BRICS is of interest to Nigeria.

Now, does Nigeria have to join BRICS in order to enjoy the benefits? No. We can participate as friendly outsiders.

You are an adult and should be able to reason this far.

Keep deceiving yourself.

THEY CHOSE ETHIOPIA!

If BRICS invited Nigeria to join, these pretentious IMBECILES would have trumpeted it all over the airwaves.

Unfortunately for you perpetually-in-denial ostriches, they can't tell that lie in their usual fashion, because BRICS will refute it immediately.

So we can safely accept that the importance of Nigeria to BRICS is grossly overrated.

In bed with the US, yet famzing with BRICS.....àwọn ópónú.

tsdarkside:
“There are so many variables that need to be taken into cognizance. We have to evaluate so many tendencies and issues that require engagements with the economic advisory council, the Federal Executive Council, and even the National Assembly before an informed decision towards joining the BRICS would be taken.”

that igbos dont even understand this realy baffles me....

It's like attending an interview without applying for the job.

No amount of English or whitewash will justify his attending when the FG didn't apply.

CodeTemplar:
Oga this you curse is not the best o. Voting APC is not a crime, rigging them in is.

I agree with the bolded.

It's not a crime. It's madness.

It's not a crime to be mad, but mad people get locked up too.

Seefinish:
If I believe that under this suffering, unemployment has fallen, I will believe that my mum was a virgin when she gave birth to me

Go and check their new definition of "employment" (working for 1 hour to 19 hours per WEEK)!



The idiotic clowns simply reduced the standards to make themselves feel good about nothing.

With businesses going under, how did unemployment reduce?

AfonjaEmir:
Two People that planned to overthrow Putin.

The bad Guy took them out...

Putin is Rugged.

NOW THAT WAGNER OGA is DEAD can Tinubu now enter NIGER REPUBLIC and effect RENEWED HOPE, as a worthless defender of democracy?

If Tinubu doesnt achieve anything..he is a Bloody and certified Coward. Worse than Awolowo.

We watch..

You think it's Wagner protecting Niger?

Think again.

Putin wants to use Wagner to avoid it looking like the Red Army is involved.

Meanwhile,

Do you likewise think Wagner is not organised and will fall apart with Prigozhin's death?

Think again.

Such groups always have a second-in-command, and they're usually more brutal than the boss himself.

talented321:
I know u are overtaken by joy'' but i don't think posting the kid online is necessary for now.....
All the same u and ur wife are great and enduring people....
1. Op don't forget this part...... So so important.....

My brother!

You are 100% correct!

There are maniacs on Nairaland sha!

Hezzyluv:
Damn... me reminiscing already.

That bow behind the clay pot with wet sand... Is the compressor

Na de STABILIZER.

FalseProphet1:
I'm very disappointed that I didn't make that list despite the fact that all my prophesies have all come pass. How can Nigeria move forward when we cannot be honest with little things. Everyone knows that award belongs to me, but corruption and tribalism wouldn't all them give it to me.

Well I'll continue my prophesies and keep on winning spiritual awards.

This I have seen.

You will be awarded "Man of the Year", slightly edging out HeartlessMan.

This I have not seen, because I'm not a false prophet.

thesilentman:
She is married and a senior in my department. She never got tired complimenting my eloquence-always says she likes the way i speak.

Everyday,she'd wait for me so we can work together out of the plant and anyday i tell her i ain't ready for home yet,she gets clearly pissed.We chit-chat a lot.

Yesterday,she cosied up to my desk,as usual and said,in the presence of fellow colleagues,"Baby...oh,sorry,mr bla bla bla..."

Everyone was gobsmacked cos that's the same way she addresses her hubby who ocassionally drops her at work.

Now tongues have been wagging on account of that incidence-that both of us are probably...

I tried to dismiss the matter by saying that it was a freudian slip but my colleagues who were not having any of it,just told me to be careful.

Wahala dey o!

Beware of being turned into an emotional crutch.

IconicR:
I don't believe in friendship or trust people anymore. I use to be so carefree and very generous till I learnt my lessons the very hard way.
My mom is my best friend and gist partner, any other friend is an acquaintance and they know it.

Good for you!

For some, it's their mothers that are the roadblock to a great future.

Agbábíàkáòòò!!



It's that "Single and Happy" that got me!

MTNnews:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/08/roads-constructed-under-tinubull-last-minimum-6-years-umahi/

And this man is proud to call himself an engineer!

In Osun, there are roads built under BISI AKANDE that are still solid.

Roads are meant to last DECADES, not mere years.

RawSex:
I'm scared o

Majorly because of money and achievement and not because of youthfulness.

May God help us

Like it or not, you'll be 30 someday.

The best thing to do is prepare, cause it's coming.

Lemme burst your bubble: as a man, it gets worse.

Rich or not, Bro, e no easy to be man.

RawSex:
The fear of 30 is real

Even me as a guy is not finding it funny

I will pause my age at 28 for the next 6 years, too much pressure on a male figure and the country is not helping

You dey fear 30!



Go ask ya elders who are longing to be 30 again.

The hoes think they still have time because they're not thirty yet.

They should ask the "Aunties" around them how fast 30 can roll by like a runaway train.

greatiyk4u:
Far better self

All the AGF does is protect the interests of his principal and party.

BennyDGreat:
While working on a couple of projects this week, I came in contact with the profile of someone from Facebook.

He's a convener of a large-sized conference within a University setting. What immediately caught my attention was the number of speakers that attended his last event.

I tried to zoom in on the graphics design but I got overwhelmed almost immediately.

A lot of thoughts began to run through my mind and I began to question the effectiveness of this type of conference.

Sometimes, conferences like this could start from 8AM and end around 4/5pm. In some cases, you get refreshment and slight breaks. In other cases, you get no breaks nor refreshment.

What do you think is the maximum amount of speakers a single day event ought to have?

How many hours is the max amount you would expect from a single day event?

Would the attendees ever take home information they can work on or would they be too full to even digest due to information overload?

Why do these conveners gather so many folks?
For networking? For show off? Or for the attendees to have enough established folks to network with?...share your thoughts....let's engage Nairaland!

BY Ebenezer Mabinuola

I'm sure there are discussion panels with several "speakers" as panelists.

obembet:
I think this one of the most hilarious conversation so far, the boy understood and the sugar Daddy need to complies.


Source: @mufasatundeednut

How many of us zoomed to see Zaddy's picture?

myyansh68:
cubs are so cute and playful.

Yeah.

They also grow up.

aderadio1:
Story for the gods. She never wan die. Upon all the stretch of 3rd mainland bridge na where people dey she go stop.

Where for 3rd Mainland Bridge pipu no dey?

You sabi 3rd Mainland at all?

For South, slap one soldier ordinary slap, den go load denseff from barracks come beat innocent pipu, even kill pipu sef.

For North, den go spray dem bullet, slaughter dem like chicken, notin ho happen.....

Abuja is already OK...Na de outskirts and hinterlands be de real FCT.

Nothing happens in those places.

If he can provide basic infrastructure and open up the farmlands to connect them to markets, provide water for villagers, then he'll have done well.

I doubt he'll do such, though.