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favor914:
Wailer please try go borrow common sense, and stop exhibiting your ignorance about the aviation sector.

Mr. Lecturer, why not educate us?

The same way politicians were salivating all over Dangote Refinery, while FOUR refineries lie dead with constant horrendous overheads, we are now flying Ethiopian Airlines-registered planes, abi?

Please tell us, is Nigeria Air our National Carrier, with OUR planes, just under Ethiopian Airlines' management, or, as the pictures clearly show, the single plane in Nigeria Air colours is actually an Ethiopian Airlines plane, only repainted?

Granted, maybe I don't know anything about the aviation sector, but I know about PPP and concessioning.

This is neither.

This has a unique name.

SCAM.

RealLordZeus:
Hadi Siroka fvked up true true coz its a case of what is ordered vs what was delivered but what David wrote is not new
Ethiopian Airlines manages Nigeria Air , so If the airplane is registered under their name, there is no story

So Nigeria Air is using Ethiopian Airlines planes?

Do the planes belong to Nigeria or not?

This is a case of Buhari's" Nigeria Air" versus the defunct Nigeria Airways.

At least the old National Carrier owned the planes.

"Nigeria" Air in this context is just a franchise of another country's airline!

Is that what was promised?

leanonme82:
Hahahahaaaa! You wish. Go on twitter and see reviews at the #renewedhopeconcert hashtag. Abuja residents never had so much fun on a THURSDAY NIGHT. If it was friday, road no go fit contain anybody.

It was for invited people only.

Very specific people were allowed access. Only totally confirmed loyalists allowed.
I can show you the ''Access Card'', if you ask nicely

There goes your ''Abuja residents'' theory.

Most of those hyping on Twitter were not in Abuja to say less of even smelling the venue.

But, you know, lying is a human trait.

Redoil:
first sign that the gods are angry with him for being so superficial corrupt and wicked.
i will advice him to go and appease the gods.
for all those stealing our common wealth thesame fate await you
can i hear a louder amen

Na lie!

That's only ONE of his MYRIAD houses, and may be the one in which damning evidence can be found in case he gets investigated.

Any questions now, he'll be like: ''it was burnt in the fire incident in my house in Kano''.

We know the game, naa.....

Arson is a very old tool in corruption in the whole world, not just here in Nigeria.

angelEmade:
...the sugar in a plate of semo,amala, akpu, pounded yam, etc. Will amount to about a box of cube sugars. The irony here is that the glucose and other monosaccharides in these drinks are a form of carbohydrates just like the disaccharides in complex sugars like sucrose (normal sugar)
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Although all carbohydrates are reduced to glucose and consequently glycogen which are stored in the liver in complex metabolism reactions in the body, you cannot exactly compare these simple sugars to normal sugars.
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And ironically, the malt we so much prefer to soda drinks contain Maltose which are complex sugars. A molecule of maltose can comparatively yield two molecules of monosaccharides in these soda drinks.
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My point is that starch and carbohydrates like corn syrups and the foods I mentioned up there are much worse than these drinks. And although their intake should be controlled...it would be a futile endeavour if you keep supplementing them with excess starchy foods.
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Malt is not a saviour either.

Very astute presentation.

However, the rate of release of these sugars into the bloodstream should also be considered.

It can take up to 4 hours to digest Akpu, but Fanta dumps all that sugar into the system in an instant.

Also remember that Coke or 7-Up won't fill up the belly like, say, Amala would. It will rather cause the body to crave more sugars and carbs.

We cannot avoid carbs, in fact, we should reduce carb intake in favour of proteins and fiber-rich foods, but these fizzy drinks?

Bad news on a stick.

See the mumu Baba Booboo appointed?

Mokole2023:
Dear Nlders,

I cant say if this problem is peculiar and I would sincerely appreciate mature comments and suggestions.

My marriage is just about a year old though I had an on/off online friendship with my now-wifey since 2017 before we decided to get serious late 2021. Our physical courtship was kinda brief - about 6 months - while we both resided in the same state but different Cities (about 3hrs apart).

I used to be very sexually active in my previous relationships - trust me when i say I'm quite good in bed - but with my now-wifey, I decided to limit the sex part cos i felt at a man's age (tho my sisters also advised same) that there r other things to look out for in a woman. So basically, we did not get too intimate during courtship. Worryingly, even the few times we did it, I rarely got to orgasm cos she couldn't match my stamina.

Fast forwards to 1 month into the marriage, I was diagnosed with High blood pressure which the doctors advised BP drugs might affect my libido but it will later regulate/normalize. Then the problems started! First, I get aroused normally with good turgidity enough to penetrate my Wifey's tight "body" but I tend to loose erection after some mins of thrusting and that's the end. Never comes back on again. Few times I was able to finish but that's not without alot of mental imagination to make me finish ontime.

Very worryingly for me, I decided to check myself with other women and dear readers, I achieved stronger turgidity and no fail moment. That was my first shock.

Summarily, my wife and I still dont live together but this situation has gone worse now. I got no sexual feelings towards her and na by force we dey manage run 1 round in weeks. Meanwhile, I get sex requests from other girls on a daily. I'm very sad about this situation especially when i look at my wife because she ought to be enjoying this thicke alone forever.

As a man, you can imagine how you'd feel when your woman feels ur impotent while other women are bugging you for your time.

Various extreme thoughts have crossed my mind and I'm seriously bothered which isn't even good for my health. Should i confess to my wife?

I await your responses, suggestions and advice.

Many thanks,

WAHALA!

WAHALA!

WAHALA!

saintbillion:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/5/two-weather-guards-one-in-the-front-one-in-the-back-botswana-polygamist-pastor-writes-as-he-shares-photo-of-his-wives-2.html

Hmmmm!

"Threesum" Pastah!



Bahdt guy!!

jahsharon:
Your own biological father too should have contested nah.

He's done his bit as a successful professional and passed on.

Thank God he was a good man and not a thieving politician.

Bighead9:
You can only find Virgins in the North.

Please!

The Harbowkey virgins are even older than those in the south o!

When they marry at 12, when do you think they start ''sampling'' the poor children?

Moh247:

I believe her
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Yeah!

Me, too!



See as she be like sacrifice!

LeoDeKing:
Speaking figuratively is one of the attributes of a sage. Decoding that expression is like a rocket science to semi illiterates.

Their understanding of this statement will never go beyond its literal meaning and that is what will now be their household language.

Anyway, I'm a spare parts dealer, lemme goan attend to a customer, that's my calling. I expect my fellow spare parts dealers to follow suit

Oga, Bulabaa must disappoint either Booboo or Nigerians in the areas he listed.

He cannot please both the people and Buhari, because Buhari's interests seriously diverge from those of the people.

UptownVibes:
Greed killed him.. He did same last session and did same again this session.. Well,I have nothing to say.. I only feel bad for his mom and dad.. And I'm sure its ekiti pikin's game he played :

You dey dere?

incandescentena:
The pandemic we expect is Starting from May 29th, 2023.

The world should Brace up for pandemic of a good course.

President BOLA AHMED TINUBU IS THE PANDEMIC THAT WILL CHANGE THE FACE OF NIGERIA, POSITVELY AMONGST THE WORLD GLOBAL HUMAN COMMUNITY FOR GOOD.


World health org can burn in hell for all Nigeria care

Google ''Pandemic'' then come back and review what you wrote.

Amigoss:
And she still dey lightskin,until she is as dark as the abokis in Sokoto,Ghanian,Sudanese and Senegalese girls before I believe the sun in Dubai is madt

The Emiratis are also black like Sudanese, abi?

Kobojunkie:
So, this commonsense no tell you say you are not meant to impose your personal misgivings on others, abi?

What misgivings?

She's wearing rubbish!

Kobojunkie:
By what authority do you set yourself as judge over how others can or cannot dress though?

Authority of common sense, Madam.


Real call girls dress better than Hilda.

Kobojunkie:
Seems every Nigerian attention who0re these days is under the impression that all that is necessary to trend is to put pastor title in front of name. Give this one Hilda for a girlfriend now and he will move heaven and hell to please her. Nonsense!

Look dat pic, ask yaseff if de geh no be "Ashawo kobo-kobo"

JungleJustice01:
Both parents have passed no will was left. I basically leave the rents collected from the house rent to my only younger brother.

Now the house is deteriorating and I want to fix it, like give it a major facelift but the funds will be coming from me entirely. I don't have a personal house of mine but I believe an overhaul of this place can give leverage to increase the rent as it is in a good part of town.

My fear is after this investment, will I be able to recoup any funds? If I am to pass away, will my kids have any access to the property?

I love my brother but I've heard and read stories of human behavior especially in situations where there is no documentation.

What do I do?

The dude collecting rent since no renovate, na Fada Krismus wey you be wan do am, abi?

Pepperdemisback:
He sells articles and spare parts.
Na dem dem.
They will soon come and blame Tinubu.
Abeg, no diarrhoea mouth for my mention o!

No diarrhea, I promise.

I only wanna ask you to PHUCKING READ THE WHOLE DAMN POST!

It's a complete ''Federal Character'' List up there!

All Nigeria is represented.

seunmsg:
The judgement stands until it is set aside by a superior court. And in the interest of justice and equity, Alex Otti should not be sworn in on May 29. Ikpeazu should remain in office till the Supreme Court rules on the matter.

But Tinubu should be sworn in, abi?

Maxymilliano:
How could this be possible and what's the entire state budget sef ?

Max, they hardly exhaust the budget. Year in, year out, budgets are underutilized, and the remainder is not declared.

In spite of the above, allocations keep rolling in from the centre.

The figures add up.

It can be quite a hoard after 8 years......i.e 72 months of allocations and security votes.

I wish state allocations can be returned to TSA if not utilised, like in a department in a company.

REVEALERSlight:
And yet only few people celebrated him.
That's why talent or gifts are not enough.
Knowing how to promote what you have and
And having spiritual influence is important.

Talent plus promotion plus spiritual and physical influence is what makes people celebrate you.

Many celebrities out there are been celebrated not only because of their talent but also because spirits and humans are promoting them.

Let don't seek spiritual influence from satan but seek only from Jesus.

Bless yourself with this video below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvUU4Uz9xQM

What do you mean?

He's recognised by the WORLD. Na only Naija pipu blind.

Feintline:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jgrMGLWDw





https://saharareporters.com/2023/05/19/labour-party-crisis-lamidi-apapas-lawyer-denied-appearance-presidential-election

See why INEC and APC don't want media coverage?

I hope the judges adopt media coverage!

youngkid93:
Forget trust, conduct a DNA to ascertain the true paternity

Yeah, yeah.......

Vasectomies sometimes do not prevent conception fa, especially with intercourse occurring a short while after the procedure.

I have a friend who said he had a vasectomy and his wife conceived a couple months afterwards....

When the woman born, na my guy carbon copy de pikin be!

After laughing very hard at the poor guy, I told him he couldn't wait for some weeks before having an "entanglement", right?

Long and short of the story, some sperm cells are in storage, and will keep on being released into the semen for a while after vasectomy.

DatIgalaDude:
Success has many relatives.
The first guy don even convert Adetokumbo to alien name. Still Una still wan claim am.

How does this change the condition of our country?

The "conversion" was not deliberate.

The name was spelt that way by the inadequacy of the Greek alphabet to accurately spell a Yoruba name.

Doesn't matter anyway.....if he doesn't identify as a Nigerian, his choice.

Ireportlive:

Won't he react to the killing of embassy workers in Anambra.

Has Tinubu it even Buhari reacted?

Penguin2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzVpu39h1wo

The (authentic) National Chairman of Labour Party, Barr. Julius Abure, has stated that the party is not interested in any government of unity as being canvassed by members of the ruling party.

Mr Abure stated this while playing host to Akpabio, some Senators-elect and other members of the APC who came to solicit the support of the Labour Party in order to emerge as the next senate president of the country in the upcoming 10th National Assembly.

In the meeting, after stating why they came on the courtesy call, Akpabio made allusion to the pleas of the president-elect for opposition to sheath their sword and support his incoming government to which the National Chairman responded and said that such discussion was “off limit” as the Labour Party is not interested in any such arrangement.

One however wonders why the APC high echelons chose to visit Barr Abure and not Mr Lamidi Apapa who some elements are cheering on to claim that he is the ‘chairman’ of Labour Party.

Sumbori steal your food come tok say e go share am with you......

If na you, you go gree?

olatade:
This man no just send anybody

He's just stupidly evil.

The structures are not "illegal", he revoked the C of O.

Reminderz:
she knows if you get married to her, you'll still spend naa.. a lady not asking you money before marriage is just playing the game until she has your commitment...

If she ask, na olosho, if she no ask, she wan trap una.......

Why not just leave them alone, naa?

Not possible, abi?

B cause you wan phuck.....

Okay naa.

TMSMedia:
More

Den don start.

Wetin she cook sef?

Make she come cook Ìyá Alásè food with correct smoky firewood and huge cast aluminium pot, maybe she go survive 30 minutes.

mycar:
Did she say that the presidential election was free and fair? The cameraman no even rush the board ,Thank God for the life of the poor woman, after all, she was only reading the script that was giving to her

She was talking about the govt's planned dredging of Oguta lake.