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SportsRe: Throwback Photo Of Lionel Messi, Mikel Obi And Taiye Taiwo in 2005 by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:27am On Dec 19, 2022
opamoses1:
Mikel Obi & Taiye Taiwo played in 2005 FIFA World Youth Championship alongside Messi. Today Messi at 34 won World Cup for Argentina.
Awa 2 Brodas don retire!

grin

Chai!

Naija footballerz!
SportsRe: Throwback Photo Of Lionel Messi, Mikel Obi And Taiye Taiwo in 2005 by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:24am On Dec 19, 2022
Den don start.

Very soon we will see "5 lessons to learn from Messi winning world cup".

grin

Bloggers need salvation, aswear!
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:10pm On Dec 18, 2022
seunny4lif:
He is the greatest oooh
How can someone win 3 out 5 world cups, he participated.
That’s madness
His injuries in the QF denied Brazil of that year World Cup.
Penaldo and Pessi fans can't understand.

It's not by that stoopid popularity show called Ballon D'Or. It's by sweat, blood, tears and skin shed on the pitch.

Neither of those Nancy boys could have survived the 70s and 80s.
SportsRe: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:46pm On Dec 18, 2022
seunny4lif:
I think so
He is going to need 1 more World Cup if he win this to level with Pele to records of winning 3 World Cups
Edson Arantes dos Nascimento a.k.a Pelé remains the real G.O.A.T
PoliticsRe: Southern Kaduna Stakeholders Endorse Peter Obi, Pledge Block Votes (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:07am On Dec 18, 2022
Curious345:
Good ..

I still cannot warp my head around the ideology of those behind jagaban support base

Could it for the Benjamins ?
It's a measure of idiocy, Sir.

That's the only explanation I can muster.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Condemns Killing Of Christopher Eleghu, Imo Labour Party Candidate by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:01am On Dec 18, 2022
LeoDeKing:
Pandora Obituary has to condemn it to caution his boys against such costly mistakes in future. Labour Party is a registered arm of ipob, so killing a member of Labour Party is same as killing ipob member.

Pandora Obituary crook is the patron of ipob, so he needs to remind them the appropriate approach to issues like this.
A man is dead and you are writing this nonsense?

Lemme ask you:

Are you drunk?

Because you can't be insane.

Insane people are in mental institutions and you are running loose, so, you must be on some drug.
SportsRe: Croatia Vs Morocco: FIFA World Cup 3rd Place Match: (2 - 1) On 17th Dec 2022 by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:08pm On Dec 17, 2022
pargelenis:
These Czechoslovakians are lethal!
Yugoslavia, you mean.
TravelRe: Video Of How Abuja-Kaduna Train Rammed Into A Car by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:26am On Dec 16, 2022
dustmalik:
She tried to get out of the car at the last minute but it was too late
The dead lady is the only human being I can think of who can be so slow getting out of a car about to be rammed by a speeding train.

What?

Was she trying to pack her purse and phone, sorry, PHONES??

The complete lack of urgency makes me wonder if she didn't commit suicide.

However, I can't blame the train operator. Rails and train wheels are made of steel, and the train cannot stop or swerve on a dime.
SportsRe: Jeremiah Johnson: '12-Year-Old' Football Player's Look Shocks Social Media Users by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:39pm On Dec 15, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
12 year old dey him face sha....the second picture indicates that he might be 12

And for all those arguing about the goatee

I get eight year old nephew for house...hair full he armpit and dickkk and funny enough he is so coordinated
The only time you will now realize he is really a kid is the constant nickelodeon he is always watching
My son is 12....no facial hair tho....but he's taller than enough adults now....almost as tall as me already.
FashionRe: Snake Found Hiding Inside A Shoe (video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:01pm On Dec 14, 2022
Pierocash:
Na to throw the shoe inside fire with the snake sure pass
Na to find better big stone use am compress de snake with de shoe.

After de snake die troway, I shine my shoe wear am.
CrimeRe: Raped UNILORIN Student: Two Undergraduates Sentenced To Death by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:51am On Dec 14, 2022
makavalley:
I support your judgement though but they will still struggle before they die sha, the rope suffocating life out of them gradually
That kind of hanging is not done anymore.

There are 2 ways hanging is done. The faster way is to put the noose around the condemned's neck and drop the floor from beneath their feet. Neck usually breaks and it's over in seconds.

The other one is more brutal. The condemned is on the ground with the noose around the neck, then the rope is pulled, lifting the person off the ground by the neck. Omo! I don't wanna imagine how that must feel!
CrimeRe: Raped UNILORIN Student: Two Undergraduates Sentenced To Death by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:47am On Dec 14, 2022
Creamypie:
Do they still execute criminals in Nigeria? One of my guys in d force here at state command, Asaba, Hates thieves pass devil. He secretly kills them after arrest, and without trial, especially when calls from don dey come for their release. I remember when one phone was traced to 2 criminals. He just kill them after they explained how they stole the phone, unlocked it at ugbe onogo market.
Which kind of crazy talk is this?

That your "guy in the force" is nothing but a serial killer!
TravelRe: Travellers No Longer Require COVID-19 Test, Use Of Face Mask Now Discretionary by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:50pm On Dec 12, 2022
LOVEGINO:
We nor gree die. Dem don tire grin
grin

Una sef!
FashionRe: Ladies That Wear Lashes, Be Careful Of The Glue (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:28pm On Dec 12, 2022
Zonefree:
Out of all women accessories, the only one I cherish most is waistbead. I can sell all my family lands for a girl on waistbead. Girls without waistbead should be seen and addressed as terrorist, in my opinion!
Eyelashes
Mary Kay
Ankle chain
Wig
Weavon
Nose rings
Lipstick
Ear rings
Carved eyebrows
Painted nails

All these don't entice me in a woman.. but, you see waistbead smiley the dangling sound during coitus is glorious
May nature be kind to all waist on bead. Iseee!
How much be waist bead, how much be una family land?

Why I dey ask Na because say de value must be de same before dat ya talk go make sense, because de value of de girl wey wear de beads na zero.
PropertiesRe: My Landlady And Her Daughter Want To Finish Me! by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:23pm On Dec 12, 2022
Oberhiri141:
Ever since i packed into my new house, my landlady and her daughter have been disturbing my life one way or the other.

One day, I gave my landlady 10kg of mama gold rice which was given to me at my place of work and then the following morning she called me and asked me to lend her 10k.

I think she has taken my kindness for weakness and as for her daughter, her own inordinate request for money is unbearable. If it's not meatpie today then it's recharge card or even hair cream.

Please, Elders in the house, how can I cope with this burden?
Guy, you neva serious.

Shay you neva pay de rent ni?
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Obi Only Visiting Churches For Votes by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:56am On Dec 12, 2022
Aufbauh:
We all know that Obi the desperate stingy man is using the church as substitute ground for his campaign venues.

His strategy has failed cos those that have traded such route in the past had equally failed.
Jona also knelt before Daddy G.O and Tinubu hired fake bishops.

So, what's your point?
CrimeRe: Judge Kills Wife, Rapes Corpse In Front Of Their Kids, Hangs Himself In Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:50pm On Dec 11, 2022
Paragon311:
Mad people everywhere

Just imagine the trauma those kids will live with
Those kids are scarred for life!

And him, a judge!

Imagine how many people he could have ruined with insane judgements.....

Anyway, hope they have appeal courts like in Nigeria and other countries.
SportsRe: Brazil Vs South Korea : FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (4 - 1) On 5th December 2022 by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:08am On Dec 10, 2022
Starz825:
Its their bus stop as you can now see for yourself grin
For this WC, no doubt. Still, their record of WC wins, Finals and Semifinals appearances cannot be broken yet.
PoliticsRe: Pawpaw’s Brother, Prince Iheme, Killed By Gunmen In Imo by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:57pm On Dec 09, 2022
Please, who are the NA fighting in the SE?

Is it this group that seems to be operating with impunity, or another one?
CelebritiesRe: N-Power Fraud, “D’banj's List": ICPC Discovers 20,000 More Ghost Names by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:44am On Dec 09, 2022
Islie:
Nigerian Anti-Corruption Agency, ICPC Discovers 20,000 More Ghost Names Infused Into N-Power Scheme Tagged “D’banj’s List”, Musician To Remain In Detention



https://saharareporters.com/2022/12/08/exclusive-nigerian-anti-corruption-agency-icpc-discovers-20000-more-ghost-names-infused
Question:

How did these ghost beneficiaries get paid?

Via the banks?

BVN nko?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Meets With CBN Governor, Emefiele (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:24pm On Dec 08, 2022
So this is now news?
Foreign AffairsRe: Viktor Bout: Russian "Merchant Of Death’ Swapped For Brittney Griner by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:17pm On Dec 08, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Merchant of death

See name
He clear say all Americans lives matters imagine dey swap this kind swap
This swapping equation nor balance at all
Dey swap merchant of death for one small girl
Small geh wey pack cannabis oil for her luggage.

Where are the people knocking Trump?

So far, how is Joe doing?

Afghanistan pullout is still fresh, now he's released a "Merchant of Death".
EducationRe: Baze Uni Throws Out 185 Amnesty Students Over Tuition During Exams by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:44pm On Dec 08, 2022
Cromagnon:
you get mind to break the laws they did?
Who break law no be jail e dey go again?

Anyway, na Naija we dey.
EducationRe: Baze Uni Throws Out 185 Amnesty Students Over Tuition During Exams by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:00pm On Dec 08, 2022
derecho:
So na Baze una carry dem go?
Amnesty students in a private university, while good, law-abiding Nigerians are at the mercy of FG and ASUU?

Toh, shebi as den no see fees pay now, BAZE U don pack dem troway....
SportsRe: Luis Enrique Quits As Spain Manager (photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:57pm On Dec 08, 2022
Wow....see as Enrique don old....
CrimeRe: Gafaru Buraimoh: Lagos Police Arrest & Detain Officer Who Shot Man Dead In Ajah by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:38pm On Dec 07, 2022
Wow....
RomanceRe: She Is Threatening To Leak His Nudes by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:42pm On Dec 06, 2022
Tokskob2008:
If I was the guy I will tell her to go ahead and release the damn video abi your cousin na celebrityhuh

Weytin I dey talk sef celebrity sextapes no plenty online sefhuh

Let her release it then then after some few minutes tag that same video and also add her own pics join while letting everyone know she was the one you just finished banging in the video.
Na girl shame go catch pass for this kind matter not the guy.

It's extremely rare to see and hear a group of girls (even those into hookups) discussing together how guys "do them in the oda room" but guys discuss this things freely within themselves even while pointing to the girl on the street so I see no reason why your cousin should start shaking around....
Maybe he has a wife.
CrimeRe: RRS Recovers Suspicious Car In Lagos (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:02pm On Dec 06, 2022
beautyhd:
Hope it’s not a case of kidnap gone wrong?

Kudos to them.

They shouldn’t frame innocent people, I don’t trust these guys a bit.
Kidnap gone wrong?

Looks more like a successful kidnap to me.

They held up the poor guy, took him out of his car into another and zoomed off, leaving his SUV with the engine running.

Most likely how it played out.
SportsRe: Brazil Vs South Korea : FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022: (4 - 1) On 5th December 2022 by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:09pm On Dec 05, 2022
Starz825:
Only mumu person no go know say Brazil go finish all these ones


Guy ... listen and listen good

This is the end of road for Brazil

Quarter final is always their bus stop..
Best ...semi final...

If Croatia no finish am .... Netherlands go do the finishing for semis....

I know Dem too well no be Brazil again....

Cry cry samba boys grin
Wen Dem jaaa.,..na to dey cry like say na only them God create to win WC cheesy
Brazil is still the country with the most WC trophies.

So you saying quarter final is always their bus stop is not true.
PoliticsRe: Chatham House: Tinubu's Response To Tackling Oil Theft (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:19pm On Dec 05, 2022
grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Reveals Why He Has Declined Interviews And Debates by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:18pm On Dec 05, 2022

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