₦airaland Forum

And there are no prostitutes in the north?

What a disgusting old man!

Dapson73:
If you die, you die for Pandora Scam.

Are you even human?

Vulcanheph:
As a kid I was more of a fan of MUPPET SHOW than seesame street but R.I.P.

The main character in Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog, was a Sesame Street character, I believe, before the others in Muppet Show were created around him.

I'm still looking for his Sesame Street song "Picture a World" on the net.

The only one I found was one where they featured Perry Como.

Let's just say I'm now actively seeking out stuff that will take me back decades.

The current world is sick.

inoki247:
Saner Clime...


Nobody will call dere Shithole....

Naso dem carry Antony Joshua Range Rover till today dem no find m....

Crime dey everywhere Bandits sef fit dey dat side mak dem dey hide am from media.....

How den wan take find de Range? By now you tink say e neva reach Lekki?

rickpat:
very deep... trust me in this woman's issue chimera doesn't vindicate her

Okay.

I keep an open mind, sha.

rickpat:
if Mr.B is a Chimera and has genetic tract of C and F...and has a child...the child must have a genetic tract of either C or F...

so chimera doesn't mean that if a Chimera has a child the child will not have a tract from him... and if a child is chimera...it means the child has multiple DNA from different people...usually two(zygotes and blastocyst)..

infact just leave that chimera talk...it's deep...many people don't really understand it but easily say it in issues like this

I agree.

I once watched a documentary about a crime committed by a chimera. It was only solved by pure luck, when the guy committed another crime and the DNA he left at the second scene finally matched with the one on record.

The problem is, with paternity testing, a man can give a DNA sample and it will not match with that of the child.

He can repeat the test 5 times and not get a match even though it's his child, because each time a sample is taken, it's a 50-50 chance.

It's really deep.

rickpat:
chimera is very very very rare...and the suppressed DNA might be the dominant DNA... AGREED...but it doesn't mean the child will not have any genetic trace of the man.... people are just hiding under this chimera nonsense...deeper research shows that the passive DNA will match that of the child if the parent is chimera...


chimera is extremely rare

powersurge

jeezuzpick

It's rare, but it exists.

So, it's not nonsense. It can be verified.

It's just good to always give people the benefits of the doubt.

blink:
I just like the christian on Nairaland to help me throw more light to this,
I once had my tithe with me when someone walked up to me for an assistance to discharge her family from hospital. After confirming that it's true, I just dropped my entire tithe to pay the bill and believe I had paid my tithe but somehow I was told that since I didn't drop it in the church am yet to pay my tithe.

Deuteronomy 26:12:
"When you have finished your harvest, reserve the tithe in the third year (the year of the tithe), and give the entire tithe to the descendants of Levi, to the foreigners, to the orphans, and to the widows, so they may eat and be satisfied in your cities."

Any further questions?

As for me, I believe that, once the tithe has left your hands and is doing some good to someone who really needs it, to the glory of God, whether through your Church or directly, it's okay.

I have on occasion given my whole tithe or part of it to people who need it.

If I were to lead a Church, the tithes will be spent on the bolded in the verse I quoted.

Other expenses will be from offerings and donations.

I am fearful for big pastors who, in spite of being financially sound, take tithes meant for orphans and widows.

I hope those guys know what they're doing.

FrancescoFarino:
Jagaban himself

Oya, make he go US naa, he should land at JFK. We want check something.

rickpat:
she should match the DNA test with herself...if it shows the child is her child,then she is lying and should tell us the man that got her pregnant.. but if the DNA test doesn't match with her, She Should know that her baby was swapped in the hospital she put to bed...THESE ARE THE ONLY TWO SCENARIOS,NO BIG DEAL...let her find the solution herself... DNA test is always 99% accurate...but she can try another hospital for the test,if she is doubting

The husband or the child may also be chimeric.

You can look up chimerism. It's a condition where a person can have different DNA in the same body.

If the husband is chimeric, the suppressed DNA could show up dominant in the child.

Pretty messed-up stuff.

dat9jaguy:
The man had to be reminded before doing the needful.
A man gunning for presidency had to be reminded about the most basic thing in seeking elective position, presenting your manifesto (I.e,your action plan if you get elected).

E be like na ya pishure you post so.....

They are MAJOR issues!

We are seeing signs of obvious neurological disorder and they are saying this?!?!?

He's doing "Blu-blu-blu Boolabaa" now at an APC-sponsored town hall meeting.

What will he do on Amanpour or at the UN?

Besides, what happens when it gets worse?

Their man should be in retirement, but, because of their desire to suck Nigeria dry, they are peddling someone who will be too distracted by his health to really rule, so that they can do as they wish, even worse than they are doing with Buhari.

Good question!

Soldiers, Oya!

Over to you!

Penguin2:
Datti set a trap for them and they fell for it

I knew APC people are so daft and can’t think beyond their noses.

If you accuse Datti Baba-Ahmed of being a Mauritanian Almajiri, it equally means you are also accusing his brother, who is the spokesperson of Northern Elders Forum, and indeed all Fulani of being foreign Almajiris who should be rounded up cow pens and sent back to the countries they came from.

If FFK statement represents the position of the APC of presidential candidate, then the Fulani are not safe with Tinubu.

They fell for the trap guys

They caught the hook

Seriously!

The covert apathy of Northern support for Tinubu has just morphed into an overt animosity.

illicit:
Make dem check that other guy well

Wise man spotted.

KosiGee:
Consensus on Deborah’s murder.

You can’t let a potential muhajedeen rot away in prison simply because he called Aisha fat glutton.

If it's true that Baba can compromise the grave insult to his wife because the same boy made an insensitive comment on a murdered Christian girl, then all Christians in Nigeria have good reason to be afraid.

rayvelez:
Appointment and compensation loading

What?!?!?!?

Okay.....

Will you honestly compensate a person who insults your wife and accuses you and your family of corruption?

That young man must be peeing his pants right now!

funshint:
Are Christians complaining? It's like head is paining this one.

Some Muslims said outright that Osun PDP won on a "Christian-Christian" ticket, because, though the governor is a Muslim, he actually used to be a Christian.

Well, let's see how other appointments go.

Kaiser20:
Be wise, nobody want Muslim Muslim ticket.
Those Northern Muslims supporting Tinubu are doing it because of their brother Shettima in case Tinubu is dead. They predicted that Tinubu will not last.

Precisely!

You think I don't know what I'm saying?

Look, I belong to different fora and I know that those supporting Tinubu the most are Muslims, especially of Northern extraction.

The cabal is gonna be a Northern Muslim one.

Which strong Yoruba is there to have Tinubu's back?

NwaMamaIwota:
let me shock you 99% of Tinubu supporters online especially nairaland are staunch bigots.
they're not supporting Tinubu because they know he's a better candidate but just to spite igbos and Hausas.

check their nairaland usernames and post history and see for yourself.
they never loved this country as they parade themselves but just love spitting other tribes at the expense of the country's growth and development.
Election to them means cruise and avenue to measure dickk
they supported Buhari twice even when they knew his failure is certain.
today they're rinsing and repeating the same thing.

while 95% of Tinubu supporter offline and other social media are there for financial gain and nothing more.
from Nollywood actors to influencers nobody supports Tinubu for the future of this country.
to them others can go to hell for all they care.


dear Nigeria youths it's time to look these people in the face and tell them enough is enough.
suffering knows no tribe.
millions of Nigerians are suffering from buhari they imposed on us twice.
it's time to stop these social media sadists.
be brutal and ruthless in approaching them.
let them cry social media bully.
you're fighting for your future and nothing else.
God bless us and may we get it right.

God bless igbos
God bless real Omoluabis
God bless North
God bless South South
God bless Middle belt

thunder scatter Tinubu urchins

Igbos and Hausas, kẹ̀?

Northern Muslims support Tinubu more than Yorubas, in case you don't know.

They want a Muslim-Muslim ticket.

Zooposki:
I’m not sure why you carried this foolish topic to an African forum. White supremacy will be proud of you. You are even calling the mods to push it to the front page.

If I’m you I will spend all these energy in thinking of how I can develop my country like the white man’s so I don’t keep running to their countries. I’m sure you are one of those African men in the white man’s country being a parasite/nuisance.

It has nothing to do with race, rather, our lady ballers need to remember they're women, not butch lesbos.

Just because they're playing ball, their uniform becomes short dreads and rags.

Even the men, sef. See others looking neat, nicely groomed, with lovely haircuts, tailored dress shirts and slacks, our boys go worwor like gorrilla with their stinking, painted dreadlocks.

Zonefree:
Suspended from Enugu and sent to Los Angeles.

Na upgrade be this one na

Like i told my guy last week, as long as you're a Reverend Father, everything about your life till you die is enjoyment.

Do you know what a monastery is?

It's like a prison. Fr Mbaka will be "locked away", secluded with other monks from society.

He will be lucky if he enters the city once a month!

See the picture of the sign? Does that look like Los Angeles, California?

I can bet that place is in a wasteland several miles outside the city.

brutustech:
Enough is enough this sickness must go. Nigeria has suffered enough. Let us come together to rid our country of this virus so that we can recover.

This is Nigeria’s time to recover.

#RecoverNigeria #PDPRevoveryPlan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cg2_BAWm_0

The APC thieves will simply relocate back to PDP and the story continues.

We vote LP. Let's see how Akpabio will be in the same meetings with Aisha Yesufu.

Mourinho24:
Good day my informed Nairalanders!

There's an email I got from Kenneth Okonkwo anLP spokesperson that I have won a certain prize of hp laptop and tv for being among those selected for a birthday wish to him.

Right now, I'm confused cos I called one Mr. Sunday delivery and he is asking me to send some money for him to waybill what I have won to me.

My question is, no another scam be this? Has anyone here gotten an email like that? Pls, I need your responses. Thanks and God bless.

Oya send de money make scammer chop small.....

Moh247:
LoL

Let Mr Foolish lawyer use crude oil without fractional distillation, refining and certification by a chemical engineer or its hydro carbon content in his car

Mr Foolish lawyer should also use his law degree to explore and dig for oil like a geologist

It's a foolish people that won't question their olodo leaders why this country is the only oil producer that imports petroleum products while exporting crude.

beejay85:
U read right....25 mill

So how can a breakdown that contains ₦25m add up to a total of ₦19m?

It's an achievement jare!

How many àgbo sellers and other hawkers are robbed in Mushin?

QuinModah:
Last Friday, I hugged one of my most impressive colleagues goodbye. He turned away, sobbing. I turned away with voice quaking, realizing what a big loss he would be.

Later that evening, I had another get-together with a second friend who relocates this week. While discussing his massive expense, he suddenly slouched in his chair, stressfully squeezed the empty ragolis bottle in his hands and concluded:

"Oremi, this relocation has cost me almost everything"
"You don’t want to know!" He further sighed "You don’t."

Today, with the help and data from three (3) relocating friends, I compile the rough cost (below) for prospective relocating families (focus on UK) and a poem for my friend and Nigeria:

Cost of Japa from Nigeria for a family of 4= 180k
Renewal of Passport
Official rate 22k
Accelerated rate 45k
Some pay as high as 75k

Transcript 75k
Usually, one parent is a student
30-45k for school runs
25-30k to send

Estimated Tuition fee deposit
11,000-18,000-pound sterling
4.5m most schools want 50% deposit

Proof of fund (In deposit)
Family of 4 need 25m in deposited in an accoun 2-3 months

UK Visa 1.4m
Family of 4 pay 475-pound sterling

NHF
Family of 4 pay 875-pound sterling

Flight ticket 2.8m
Depending on booking
700k person x4
Some have booked as high as 1.2m

Arrival Accommodation 4.4m
1st Month shortlet 200-pound sterling per week
refundable deposit of 250 pound
First 6 months at 750 pounds

Total Cost 19m for family of four to UK not Canada or US. It can be cheaper or more

Oremi, I hope we meet again,
as you japa to find fresh grain,
to return if Nigeria again reigns?
God, will any leader ever end this drain?
But prayers will be in vain,
if in 2023, unwisely we vote again.

God bless everyone who has relocated. God bless everyone staying behind. God bless #Nigeria.

Check the bolded.

₦25 m abi ₦2.5m?

immortalcrown:
Instructional material and qualified teachers were never the problem. I don't know what the man means in his reference to these two factors.

Good. The problem is, how will the government ensure a child from tribe A living in tribe B gets proper lesson on tribe A language? For example, how a Yoruba kid in the North will be able to learn Yoruba language properly in the North.


ADDED:
For those claiming I didn't read the post, stop acting smart when you are highly ignorant. Because I pointed out the bigger problem, you claim I didn't see the smaller problem expressed in the post. Is this how your brain works? I read the post. I then pointed out where the major issue lies. As a matter of fact, a person's mother tongue is the language of the person's ancestors, not the language of a foreign region where the person was born and raised. The mother tongue of a Yoruba person born and raised in the North is Yoruba language, not Hausa language. The keyword in the meaning of "mother tongue" is "native". Is a child born by a Yoruba couple in the North a native of Hausa? Stop fooling yourselves.

You are the one who doesn't understand my comment. The post talks about the dominant language in the children's region of residence. I commented about the children's ancestral language, which is the biggest challenge in this regard. If you don't lack common sense, you would have known that what the government tackles here is not the actual problem. This is why the government always goes a million miles in misleading you before you realize you are misled. Have you ever seen a child of tribe A raised in tribe B and the child knows tribe A language more than he or she knows tribe B language? Even if you have seen a child like that, the case is very rare, it is less than 5%. Most of the tribe A children raised in tribe B even know tribe B language more they know the tribe A language.

Almost every child grows to naturally understand the dominant language of his or her region of residence. Every Igbo kid raised in the North is even better in Hausa language than in Igbo language. Every Yoruba kid raised in the North is good in Hausa language, or even better in Hausa language than in Yoruba language. So, has the mother tongue of a place of residence ever been a serious problem for any kid? The serious challenge kids have is being fluent in the dominant language in their place of residence while knowing just little or nothing about the dominant language of their ancestral (native) tribe. The bigger problem I pointed is absolutely in line with the smaller problem expressed in this post. So, why are people replying me as if my comment is off-point or illogical? Tụfịakwa!

You're spot on!

This same issue was raised on a radio programme this morning.

What if a kid was instructed in Yoruba up to primary 3 and his policeman Dad gets transferred to Enugu from Ibadan?

This stuff will mess things up and may actually divide the nation even more.

WibusJaga:
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A true Legend of the Beautiful Game.
Max respect & Quick recovery.

Pelé is the real G.O.A.T, not these two pretenders counting awards handed to them based on popularity.

He played when defenders were bruisers, more brutal than an angry silverback gorilla, and he owned the field of play.

A great man on and off the field. The second G.O A T, Diego Armando Maradona, died after abusing his body, but all die na die.

It's good Pelé has lived this long, and I wish him recovery.

Will this one be able to "WEAH" his Daddy's boots, abi na de boots go wear am?