Hahahahahahaha. This got me lauging seriously..........

dyera:


Trust me they are actually wishing her well by saying she is with her boyfriend. The worst case scenario is that she currently experiencing Dickstruction at the hands of kidnappers.

True Talk my brofda.....

Reminderz:
stories not new, next!
it will continue happening over and over again..

and btw, this just proves further that the redpill does not lie... reading through some of the stories, it validates some redpill sayings below:

1) never ignore red flags..
2) you can't negotiate genuine desire, you can't buy a woman's love.
3) women are moved by emotions and how they feel at the moment.
4) hypergamy doesn't care how long you've been together.. she will leave you when she has weighed her options...
5) do not be naive when it comes to the nature of women and what women are capable of before considering having a relationship with them...
6) never rely or trust any woman...
7) do what you want to do as a man, women will always whine..
8 ) trying to impress her might work for a short while, but will haunt you in the long run..
9) women know what they are doing...
10) always make sure the woman you're in a relationship with have something to lose...
11) women don't love men, she's only in the relationship for her selfish interests... she will be gone the moment the benefits cease...
12) women will cheat multiple times and pretend they've never flirt or seen another guy's dick but flare up violently the moment they catch you cheating...
13) women are natural actresses... always verify...
14) a woman's past matters, judge her by her past.. scrutinize her thoroughly!
15) save yourself because no one is coming to save you..

Hahahahahah...........

Karemarealty288:
Cest fini.....This Japarian scored own goal.......Greet Ekweremadu for us.

The person and redefined the true meaning of excellence in Sweden dictionary. One LOVE bro

chisomkachy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Xy-l-ULTc


https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11095/12896566/zlatan-ibrahimovic-ac-milan-star-retires-from-football-aged-41-after-final-game-for-serie-a-side

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

saintbillion:


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/5/two-weather-guards-one-in-the-front-one-in-the-back-botswana-polygamist-pastor-writes-as-he-shares-photo-of-his-wives-2.html

okay

Olaikoko:
Omooo

Very interesting..............................

So SAD...........................

ExAngel007:


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/5/friends-mourn-nigerian-man-who-died-today-hours-before-his-flight-to-the-uk-for-his-masters-programme-2.html

CRAZY THIINGS ARE HAPPENING.............

ObongBassey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8orIpI3csQ

This is really interesting.......................
I am only interested in the last episode of this movie..................

officialwdhtv:
Lady introduces her new boyfriend to her husband & boyfriend

She seems to be in some kind of weird relationship.

Take a listen!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwpyVuzhbbU

Source:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CrZcjLchqI4/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
This is really deep.................

apache4:
Over my dead body will Tinubu become my President

Let god take my life on the day of his shameless inauguration

Challenge accepted.
I have never watched a movie twice.

superCleanworks:
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT. Excellent movie from start to the last bullet. No need for plenty talk.

Everything Everywhere All at Once - this is definitely not for shallow and unintelligent people. If you watched this movie just once and you understood it then you must have a very high IQ and I would like to be friends with you. Kindly quote me.
The story line and the editing is out of this world. Michelle Yeoh finished everything called acting in this movie.

DON'T LOOK UP - I wonder why this movie was not on the oscars list. It is a complete story of how Nigerians behave even when the truth is right in their face.

hahahahahah. Very funny

Kolombz:
She looks like the bride that forgot her wedding venue..

Your blood will not go in vain, God will surely. intervene.

Penguin2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0BFde-Ymas

I’m happy that international press platforms are projecting the atrocity that happened last Saturday in Nigeria in the name of election.

CNN and BBC are usually complicit with Africa’s dictators but they’ve earned my respect since the sham that happened last Saturday occurred.

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7585765/woman-goes-back-vote-after

HAHAHAHAHAH. This insult too much abeg………

Heavens1stson:


https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2023/01/04/youre-acting-like-a-failed-tik-tok-comedian-atiku-campaign-bombs-wike/

Hash Tag! True talk...…………..

GeneralPula:
You can never turn a hoe into a house wife. Either you believe her past matters or not..

Zaluci - 405BC

Hash Tag! True talk...…………..

illuminutty:
Never make a hoe a housewife.

good one. i will try it too

Channah1:
For loss of what to eat, I decided to make this sumptuous meal.
This meal is rich and packed with lots of nutrients for both adults and kids.

You and your kids can have fun with this creative meal and enjoy it as breakfast or dinner with some hot chocolate. Very filling. Easy to package for your Little kids to school for breakfast.


Ingredients
Slice bread. ( I used nine slices)
Ground Pepper
Spring onions
Milk two TBS of powder milk.
Eggs three large eggs
Vegetable Oil for greasing the pan. You can use butter but I don't like the outcome of this with butter. So I use oil..


Pics 1
Cut out the inner part of the bread so you have only the ring left as shown in pics. ( Make una manage the jagajaga picture). Set aside

Pics 2
Combine the egg and other ingredients together. Add little salt.

Pic 3
Grease the pan with little oil. On a very low heat
Put the bread ring in the greased pan and add two spoons of egg mixture or as much as it can take inside the ring.
Allow to dry a bit.

Pics 4
When it's slightly dry, cover the top with the cut out piece. Press down gently to lock in the egg mix. And allow to dry.

g

oshozondii:

https://www.nannews.ng/2022/06/07/efcc-officials-storm-apc-special-convention/

let him send his C.V to hrjohnwoodhotel@gmail.com and apply for the position of an accountant.

Rubyjade:
Please help my man, he got retrenched today and it been heartbreaking for him.

His a graduate of accountancy with 4yrs experience in accounting. He can use excel, Ms word and Sage 50 and QuickBooks very well.

Has a very good understanding of LIRS, FIRS, ITF, NSTIF


Please help him, his a good man

Thank you in anticipation

What a rubbish talk. Did he tell you that he was Jesus Christ?

Sunofgod:
So him never resurrect?

True Talk..................

Jennyclay:
@kasaliola I don't blame you. I only blame your wife here.

What are some women still doing in an abusive and terrible marriage?? If you claim you're still there because of the children.. If you die through domestic violence your children would still be living thier lives comfortably.

INFACT, your children will hate you in your grave for not absconding from that abusive marriage when you had the chance because they would believe you deliberately rendered them motherless.

Just see how op is beating his wife like he's in a competition with Anthony Joshua. Nawa oo!!

violence against women should be condemned by all means and women should stop believing that a man is going to change. HE CAN NEVER CHANGE!!

I wonder why a man would raise his hands and hit a woman he claims to LOVE. I wish moderators could push this thread to crime section because this man will kill his wife any moment from now oo!!

May God help us all.

One love to you Mazi...... I didn't know you are a red fan. I assure you that you will never walk alone........... All the RED's are with you.

envoymedia:


https://igberetvnews.com/1420322/justice-nyako-orders-dss-allow-nnamdi-kanu-watch-favourite-football-matches/

Ok, we don hear you.
Clerk of the house next case pls..........................

Hahahahahah. This got me laughing seriously...

Fasindo:




How can u be Dangote son in-law and still be pilot, I already know he will not be working. No employment is bigger than being Dangote son inlaw, even Mr. Easy stopped singing the period he started dating Otedola daughter


All aboki are the same.
Azman did not condemn Deborah's death they just denied the staffship of the pilot which every organisation will normally do.

But emergine flying a plane whose pilot has the same view with Capt Jamil and u mistakenly cough and say blood of Jesus, he will just crash land the plane into Sahara desert.
Seems like anytime I want fly a plane I will just go nd great the pilot Asalamu alakum, once he replied Malekum Salam na to just cancel the flight to avoid stories that touch

Honestly. Very disgusting...............

lawnreigh:
What hell of a rubbish is this for God's sake??

Hahahahahahaha. Say even Pepsi sef....................

IBenardoo:
Married Woman Takes Drunk Husband To The Mortuary To Stop Him From Drinking

A man has vowed never to drink again after his wife took him to a mortuary while he was drunk and had him sleep with the corpses.

According to @dunswortgabriel who shared the story on Twitter, his neighbor was a big drunk and after so many embarrassing experiences with him, his wife decided to teach him a lesson by taking him to the mortuary while he was unconscious.

He tweeted, “When a woman wants to teach you a lesson, even Satan sits down to take notes. My neighbour was a big drunk. Most times his wife would pick him up in bars and terraces. Her family and friends wanted her to leave him but she was hopeful that she would find a solution. She told me in confidence that at one point she was so tired that she said to herself that she must find a solution very quickly.

According to her, last Monday she went to pick him up again, but he was completely drunk as usual. Instead of taking him home, she headed to the Mortuary and negotiated with the mortuary attendants to have him sleep near the corpses, then she came back home Some hours later, the gentleman wakes up and starts screaming and begging the mortuary attendant that he is not dead.

The mortuary attendants just laughed hysterically and said: “All you corpses, you come to practice witchcraft here. Abeg, go lie down with your friends joor…” After several pleas, he was released and came home. My neighbour says that since that day, even Coca-cola or Pepsi sef, her husband doesn’t take anymore.”

https://twitter.com/DunswortGabriel/status/1502799068883558404?t=xcKdBjCl1a5l6KxBLuKvYA&s=19

This is very educative to me.
Thanks

NobleSeed:
suggest a mobile app that has been helpful to you and what you use it for let others learn, download and use it too.
Below are the few I Make use off and the ones I know are good too

1.I use stark VPN to get daily free data

2.I edit videos using inshot

3.I design flyers , logos and thumbnails on canva

4.Photoshop with facetune2

5.download only youtube videos, straight to my phone with tubemate

6.On Operamini ,I use a website called tubidy to search and download any kind of music

7.Then I use chrome to navigate and restore any Instagram lost page, search and monitor my social media apps and youtube

8.Flo app....it tracks menstrual cycles and ovulation..this app will tell u when u are pregnant ND start counting it for you ;

9.CamScanner:you can use this App to scan documents even on transit as far as you have the documents and your phone with you, and you can also send direct mails through the CamScanner, it's very efficient especially when you are always on transit and need to attend to office work!

WPS Office: I call this App office assistant! Typing, edit, creating templates and preparing schedules!! Makes your work easy even on transit!!!

10.Stepapp : for fitness. To track how many footsteps I take everyday..also analyzes amount of calories burnt

11.Bamboo: for buying/selling US stocks

12.Waze: navigation map. Gives up to date information eg traffic, tells you when there's a police around, indicates your current speed

13.Total files: for downloading and listening to music offline for free on iPhone and other IOS devices

14.Polycam: for creating 3D models and images

15.Password safe : for storing all my password

16.Video downloader for Facebook: for downloading videos and Facebook status

17.Photolab: for editing pictures into cartoon like image

18.Qustodio : parental control app for kids

19.Khan academy, edx, Udemy : free education certificate in thousands or courses from top universities

20.Photomath : to help solve Maths problems

Free free to drop yours pls
Mods help push to FP

Mr Ten. You for no sign this contract. Becos Man Utd will soon change and reduce your name to my Mr Nine. Very soon.......

mattmogan88:
Manchester United is delighted to announce the appointment of Erik ten Hag as Men’s First Team Manager, subject to work visa requirements, from the end of this season until June 2025, with the option to extend for a further year.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1517083257539637248?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

This is very educative..........

ExAngel007:
Things Most Of Us Think Are The Same But Actually
Aren't

leggo!



https://www.buzzfeed.com/audreyworboys/words-same-but-different

Hahahahahaha. Wahala no dey finish...........................

Thanks. I have learn something new today.

Mbamally:
1. who's and whose
Who’s is a contraction, who + is, or who + has.
For example: who’s hungry?
Whose is a possessive pronoun.
For example: whose sandwich is this?

2. toward and towards
Both spellings are correct, and they mean the same thing: in the direction of.
Toward is the preferred spelling in the United States and Canada. In other English-speaking countries, such as the United Kingdom and Australia, towards is the more common spelling.

3. their and there
There means the opposite of here; “at that place.” Their means “belongs to them.”

4. stationary and stationery
Stationary means fixed, or unchanging.
Stationery refers to paper, matching envelopes etc.

5. inquiry and enquiry
enquire simply means to “ask,” while inquire was used for formal investigations. You can use either enquire or inquire and not make a mistake.
Inquire is what you’ll usually see in American English.

6. loose and lose
Loose: means not firmly fixed, or not tight.
The handle is loose.
Lose: I don't want to lose my job.

8. defense and defence
Defence and defense are both correct/the same.
It comes down to the part of the world in which they are used. In the United States, people spell it with an “s” while UK with "c".

OP I'VE DONE MY OWN... SHOULD I DROP MY AZA